Ching Chong wanted to scream.
Of course an AK47 could kill all his enemies.
However, there was a little thing called ammo.
He had no way of getting more ammo.
For that reason, he'd have to be on the run for the rest of his life to survive.
Ching just wanted to farm karma. Giving an OP weapon to the most beautiful princess? Sacrificing himself in the process? Lots of karma right there.
And if he died like that, he'd be reincarnated into a CEO or something. Like, who'd want to be a fugitive when they could be a rich CEO?
He had this perfect plan all laid out.
Ching wanted to explain this all to the little girl, but karma doesn't work that way.
Also, this seven-year-old was the hottest chick in the land. No man wants to look bad in front of a beautiful lady, no matter the age.
He put his hand on the young girl's shoulder. "Come to my house, I have a lot to show you if you're curious."
Ching planned to go to his home and use some pictures that he had to explain how an AK47 wouldn't do anything to the dragons that several kingdoms had to conduct enemy princess kidnappings.
However, it looked like the man would not get his wish.
Out from the sky, the pedophile police came down.
"WE HAVE HEARD FORBIDDEN WORDS SPOKEN TO A LOLI. EXTERMINATION IN PROGRESS."
Fuck. How would he get karma then?