Aladdin was honestly confused. Since when did the genie talk like that?
"I know, I'm your genie or whatever. But honestly, living too luxuriously does shitty things to a person's personality."
The genie was going crazy. A genie's entire purpose in live was to live subserviently to the person who rubbed whatever it lived in.
The blue gaseous thing continued, "Seriously, you even admitted to peeking at her! Of course she'd go for the Grand Vizer's son. Basically anyone is better than you."
Aladdin finally composed himself. He replied, "What are you talking about? I am obviously the best and most handsome candidate for marriage."
The genie sized him up. He had the looks befitting of a main character, yet his personality...left something to be desired.
"You're something of a psychopath. Grandiose sense of self worth, lack of empathy, and manipulative. Really, I think it's time to stop serving you."
Aladdin now knew of the gravity of the situation. If he lost his magical servant, what would he be?
It was time for him to use his amazing intelligence.
He said, "Almighty genie, what should I do to receive your help in having sex with this hot, sexy woman?"
Aladdin expected for the genie to offer its services to his great self. He would have a night of pleasure with his dream girl.
"Are you kidding me? She's getting married right now! You want to break up their holy matrimony? Crazy."
With that, the genie left.