The 5 suns were like 5 blushing, shy maidens who were about to hide behind the horizons. Kaal, Khajoor and a Chooha were sitting peacefully at the bank of the river not far away from the village. None spoke as it had been a very tiring day for them. They were just enjoying the chirping of birds, and the soothing voice of the flowing river. Together with the setting suns, the scenery was breathtakingly beautiful.
Kaal was looking at his own appearance on the surface of the river but all he could see was an average looking guy with some dirty and long hairs. 'Not even a bit of charm, huh? Well, this is not bad too,' thought Kaal.
Then he looked at the duo, who were constantly chirping by his side. According to what he had heard from Khajoor, the Young Masters of rich families were very arrogant. They used to look down on people like ants and didn't give a sh*t about poor people's life. But he couldn't see any of those said behavior from Little Chooha. He was just a cute, little child who likes to play and do little mischiefs. As Kaal spent the day with Chooha, he found that the more he looked at him, the more he liked him.
'This Little Chooha is indeed cute.' Kaal thought silently.
Suddenly, the peaceful silence was broken by Chooha.
"Big brother Khajoor, what does "being horny" means?" Chooha asked with a serious face.
Suddenly, Kaal started laughing very weirdly in his heart without even knowing why.
'Huehuehuehuehuehuehue'
"…I don't know. I think you should ask that from your parents. We live in the village and we are not even educated so, how can we even know what that means," Khajoor said thoughtfully.
"What? You don't know? Wuhuhuhu…..No one tells me what it means. Everyone says 'you shouldn't ask or at least grow your horns'. Wuhuhuh….please big brother Khajoor, you have got to tell me today..Wuhuhuhu…" Chooha said as crystal clear tears started to drop from his eyes.
Khajoor was perplexed. How could he tell him what it meant if he, himself didn't know the answer. He was silent for a moment then asked, "Where did you hear this word?"
"Wuhuhu….One day when I was sleeping with mommy and daddy, I woke up for a brief moment and heard mommy saying to daddy that his horniness was growing day by day and he would have to stop being this horny. If not, she won't be able to bear it." Chooha said with a weeping tone.
Another fit of weird laughter came from Kaal's inner voice but this time it was more thunderous than the earlier one.
Khajoor closed his eyes for a moment to contemplate and suddenly his eyes opened wide.
"Hmm…..If we see the word 'horny' then we can see that it is made up of letters H-O-R-N-Y. Let's just focus on the earlier four letters and we get 'horn'. Your dad has a horn, but your mom has two, right? And both your parents are at the 1st level of Body Strengthening realm, right? After thinking for a while, I have come to the conclusion that being horny means possessing a horn."
"The reason for me coming to this conclusion was due to what your mom said about your dad's horniness growing day-by-day, and I definitely think that it's about his horns growing bigger. He's just around 32-33 years, right? His horn still has the potential to grow bigger."
"As for the last part I think that the growing of the horn and cultivation is a closely tied together in your family. Although you mom is twice as horny as your dad, but that means that the fewer the horns you have and the bigger it gets, the stronger you will become. According to all my deductions,
one day, your dad might become a mighty figure who would look down on this world just because of his horniness!" Khajoor started off slowly but he was nearly shouting till the end of his 'expert analysis'.
As soon as Chooha heard this, his eyes lit up. He was imagining his dad standing on the peak of the world and him sitting on his neck as his dad looked down on the whole world with his horniness.
'HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHU….WAHAHUAHUAHUAHAHAHAHA…..'
The laughter in his heart grew more thunderous but this time it was not only thunderous and uncontrollable but it was infecting too. Kaal tried his best not to laugh but in the end, he lost.
"HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHU….WAHAHUAHUAHUAHAHAHAHA….."
When Chooha and Khajoor heard this, they were very dissatisfied. They asked in unison, "Why are you laughing? Do you think this is impossible?"
"No, not at all," said Kaal hardly containing his laughter.
"That's good," said both of them simultaneously.
"It's about to get dark. Let's return to our village otherwise it would be dangerous going through the forest at night," said Khajoor looking at the sky.
"Hmm," nodded Kaal.
They stood up, stretched and then headed straight towards the Kamdhan village. As they were on their way, Kaal kept thinking that something was weird about the 'expert analysis' of Khajoor. For once, even he was convinced that whatever Khajoor said was correct. But when he started laughing unconsciously, he wavered from 'truth' and had a weird feeling that everything Khajoor said was absolute bullsh*t. He shook his head and tossed this thought at the back of his head and continued walking straight towards the village along with the constant chirping duo, Khajoor, and Chooha.