A/N: Hey guys! This chapter is dedicated to Holytomahawk and HeartofSolomon. And I cannot forget Aalis/aaliswalker. Thank you all so much for supporting me. It means so much to me. And also, for those of u wondering my age ( not many I hope), I am 12, so, that might be one of the reasons my books are so baaaaaaad. (T_T). Hey, look! Aiden is coming over.
Aiden: Hey guys! Sorry I died (again) so pitifully. Btu do not worry! U guys will meet a newer, better, more vulgar (if possible) MC than me. I will not give any spoilers or anything, but he is my prodigyyyyy. Or, he would be if I stayed alive to meet him. Maybe. Anyway, he is probably cool and i will probably fight him as both a Heartless, and a Nobody. If only the enemies weren't so... heartless. To fucking hell with my Terra-ble puns. I really suck, don't I?
A/N: Yup. Hey! You were the one who asked!
Aiden: Whatever. Anyway, just fucking narrate the damn fucking book, alright?
A/N: Yea, yea. I will try to go a little slower, too guys. I hope I can. If not, too bad. Anyway, on with the story.
. . .
No! Goddammit! The crystal shattered again. That means my goddamn, vulgar-mouthed, good-for-nothing, long lost older immortal brother died. A-fucking-gain. I have to wait another fucking year to actually meet him. And kick his fucking ass! That is the third time he's died in less than five years. God, he had to be immortal, didn't he?
A/N: I forgot. This next part is gonna be first person viewed by a new character. Sorry. :p
How did he die this time? Was it pitiful? Was it pathetic? Probably. He is so stupid. All those fucking Kingdom Hearts puns. God. I just can't wait to meet him in person instead of through a mirror.
I wonder if he is gonna be any different than from the mirror. Did he at least get some kind of keyblade before he died? Will I have to fight his fucking Heartless? Or Nobody? So many fucking questiiiioooooonnnnnssss!!!!!!
Focus. I have to do what I was meant to do. Except that I can't since what I needed to do just died. Uuuuuuuugh. I walked around the Gummi Ship looking for Ro and Ye. Why did Ro have to make such a big fucking ship? God. He had to talk to Cid and blow all our fucking money on Gummi parts. We could've used it on some elixirs or something. Jesus fucking Christ.
I looked in the bathroom. Not there.
I looked in the kitchen. Not there.
I looked in the bedroom. Not there. I looked in the Cockpit. Not there. Where could those two fucking boys have gone? If they are on the top of the ship, I swear, I am gonna kill myself.
Of course they were. I was tempted to stab myself with my Keyblade. It was exactly like onee-chan's. Even had the Keyrikens. So fucking cool. Anyway, the stupid fucking boys were on the fucking top of the fucking ship. Fighting. With their Keyblades. The Bright Keynobi were this stupid, huh?
"You r gonna fucking hit the ship. Stop fucking fighting. We have to look for more members of the Keynobi. Not fucking play around." I showed them the crystal pieces.
"Dammit. He fucking died again, Yui? Who else are we supposed to recruit?" Ro complained.
"The other fucking Wielders with our Keyblade. Who the fuck else?" Ye replied.
"Shut the fuck up you two. You sound like Aiden and that invisible man he was talking to. Let's just go to Hollow Bastion/Radiant Garden. Maybe we can find someone there," I told the stupid boys.
"I see. You want to get all lovey dovey with What's'isface. That Soro or whatever," Ro ripped.
"Shut the fuck up, bitch. It's Sora, and it hasn't even gotten to the KH 2 timeline yet. We have to wait like a year until Sora comes back. He doesn't live at Hollow Bastion 'til. So I can't 'get all lovey dovey' with Sora. Plus, I like somebody else."
"Who? Me?" said Ye. I have been his crush for a long time. He likes doing things for me. Not that I use him or anything. He just offers to help me all the time.
"No Ye. Sorry. We haven't even known each other for a year."
"Awwwww..." Ye started looking kind of sad.
"Who the fucking hell is it, then?" said Ro.
"Not telling."
"Tell me!"
"Fuck you, bastard, and suck it, bitch."
"So fucking stubborn."
Ye still looked at the ground, looking a little sad. Probably 'cuz i rejected him again. It was only about the 1,000,000,000,000th time I've rejected him. And each time he looks like this. I feel so fucking guiltyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ro and Ye (pronounced ee) walked over to the hatch that led to inside the ship (named SS Keynobi). Ro, with his darkish skin and longish brownish bluish hair, crawled into the hatch. Since you had to use "-ish" to describe pretty much any part of him, we call him Ish Mon. Neither Ye or I know why. Ye just thought of it one day completely randomly and we started calling him that from then on.
After Ro was completely inside the huge fucking ship, Ye started to climb in, pale skin, long nails, sharp teeth, dark hair and all. I have a feeling you already know what we call Ye. Vampire. The long teeth and nails reminds me of Cirque'du Freak, the hair just looks emo like a vampire's, and his pale skin is something from the House of Night series. I climbed down the hatch after the boys and we all went to the cockpit. Ro got in the captain's seat and grabbed the PS2 controller/Control Pad and set off towards Hollow Bastion.
"We better get there AFTER Sora and Dark Riku's fight so that way they won't know we are there and it doesn't mess up the plot," said Ro.
"I'm pretty fucking sure that the battle has been over for a while now, fucking dumbass."
"Who you callin' dumbass, bitch?"
"Guys stop fucking fighting. No fighting while we are on the SS Keynobi!" exclaimed Ye.
Everybody just sighed in unison. Somehow, we had the ability to perfectly copy each other not on purpose.
"I know what will cheer us the fuck up!" yelled Ye.
"Not another one of your Terra-ble songs," said Ro.
"Or another Terra-ble joke. My ears are bleeding even before hearing it," I half-joked.
"Lucky for you, it is neither of those," said Ye happily.
"Hurray," both Ro and I said, again, in unison.
"It is a song joke."
"Goddammit." Again, said in unison. In fact, these whole next sentences are in unison between me and Ro. "Fuck you bitch. Go to Hell! Shut the fuck up with your fucking quote-unquote 'entertainment.' If you say another word I will kill you! No I will! Shut up! *Growls." It was beautiful. It was magic.
"Ok, ok. Goddamn. I was just fucking joking."
I put my kunai Keyblade (Way of the Shinobi) up to Ye's throat. He looked at me as if I was evil. Scared. I had a shiny evil look, like a star, in my eye. "What did we tell you?"
"If yo- Ye started.
"Don't talk. You know what will happen if you do." I eased up. "Just kidding!" I got tough again. "That is how your jokes are to us."
"G-Got it. M-May you move your f-fucking blade now?" I put Shinobi down and unsummoned him. I loved my Keyblade. So multipurpose.
"We are there! Hollow Bastion straight ahead!" yelled Ro. We are finally gonna get a new member. Hopefully.
. . .
A/N: Hey guys! Random Harry Potter joke. Hpw does Harry like to go down a hill? Walking. Jk. Rolling. Such a Terra-ble pun.