"What the hell?! I thought the 1st District was secure! Aww, dammit! I forgot that it isn't safe until later. Damn you, fucking Square Enix!!!! What the hell am I supposed to fucking do now?!" Aiden yelled.
As he said the words "fucking do now," he had a weird vision. He saw himself grabbing Keyblade Shuriken and throwing them and then grabbing kunai-shaped Keyblade. And when he came to, he had the black kunai-shaped Keyblade in one hand and the super-sweet-looking, Naruto-style, Keyshuriken in the other.
"Fuckin' sweeeeeet!!!! I am a Wielder! But these fucking annoying-ass knights are between me and Sora. Let me talk to hiiiim!!!!"
Aiden looked like a natural, hacking and slashing through the "fucking annoying-ass knights" as he called them. He slashed and sliced. Hearts were flying, heads were rolling, levels were being gained, and fireballs were shot. Aiden had crossed all of the 2nd District and was entering the 3rd District just as he saw a head of spiky hair and a Kingdom Key Keyblade poke around a corner.
Sora! He was right there! So close, yet so far. But then, the child saw Aiden and rushed to his help. The two were unstoppable together! The Shinobi wielder, Aiden, throwing his shuriken everywhere. The child slicing all the heartless. 10 levels gained by Aiden. 11. Learned scan, combo-plus and MP Rage. 12. 13. Finally the Heartless stopped flowing. Aiden's health was now from 70 to 17. Those large bodies were a tough pair with the knights.
"Health-up!" Aiden yelled. He used cure. No more potions and didn't feel like picking up the health orbs. "Damn that was tough. Thanks for your help, Sora. You're a fuckin' lifesaver!"
"Uh, how do you know my name?" Sora interrogated.
"Hmm. I'd tell ya, but it'd upset the world order! For now, you just go the way you normally would."
"What's that mean?"
"Forget ya met me. That's what!"
And Aiden disappeared, leaving Sora to ponder.
"Hey mister narrator man. Could you be a little more vulgar?"
Hell fucking no! Dammit. I cussed. I was trying to avoid that. Dammit, Aiden, it's all your fucking fault!
"I don't care dude."
*Sighs. Why did I create you like this?
"Now that is your fuckin' fault! Dumbass"
Fucker.
"I'm a virgin, thank you very fuckin' much! Now could you just tell the fucking story? God."
Right. As I was saying before the dumbass interrupted me, Aiden disappeared, leaving Sora to ponder. Who was he? That didn't matter. He had to find Riku and Kairi.
Meanwhile, Aiden was taking a "well deserved" break at the item shop.
"Shut up, Asshole!"
Like you aren't?
"You wanna go?"
To a Naruto convention: yes. With a stupid asshole like you: no.
"If you were real, I would've killed you by now."
No. It's if YOU were real. I'm the author/narrator.
"What the fuck ever, asshole."
As I should've been saying, the asshole over here took a break at the item shop. Bought some elixirs and potions.
"How the hell am I gonna get off this hellhole these people call a world?"
Just build your own Gummi fuckin' Ship! Stupid asshole. Why do I have to do all the work?
"'Cuz you're the fuckin' author! And you called me a stupid asshole."
Yes I did. And I will stick with it.
"Hmmph. I guess it's time to go on another adventure."
Not so fast, stupid. It's the end of the scene, meaning it's the end of the chapter. Goodbye readers! Hope you enjoy my boooooooks!!!!
"Same here!"
Nobody asked you, asshole.