D*mmit. No phone. D*mmit. She's gonna read all those embarrassingly embarrassing messages. D*mmit. Including the conversation about erotic novels... D*mmit!!!! I have to figure out a way to contact senpai. Let's see let's see... Eur-freakin'-ika!
Ramona has Wattpad. I told her and senpai to follow each other. That means if she lets me use her phone, I can give walker-san my phone number. But Ramona's gonna want something in return, and I can't do it yet because my mom's gonna know... Let's see let's see... I could do Ramona's chores for tonight. She is kinda loyal to me. Kinda, so she won't need to much.
Then I see Mom go into my sister's room and... take my sister's phone. D*MMIIIIIIIIIT!!!! What the h*ll am I gonna do now?!?! Godd*mmit!
Hmmm... hmmmm... hmmmmmmmm...
I guess there's nothing i can do except wait for Mom to talk to me about the phone thing. I grabbed my faddorrha hat and put it on. Then I grabbed some socks and my roller blades and left the apartment. I walked down the stairs and put my socks and blades on and rode.
The clacking sound of my rollerblades hitting asphalt was satisfying, the wind rippling through my shirt was refreshing and calming, the speed made adrenaline course through my veins like a river through a riverbed. I was so alive. I just kept skating and skating around the six apartment building in the small group on my side of the pool. I couldn't do any tricks, but I didn't want to. I was fine just speeding away on my blades. I just rolled for about an hour. God, it was fun. When I got tired, I headed inside. I went to my bed and just went to sleep.
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"Hey, Ramona. Put dinner away." I woke up to my mom telling Ramona to do her chores.
I got out of bed and walked into the kitchen to get something to eat. It was ten o'clock. Pizza! There was pizza on the stove. I grabbed a piece of pepperoni and took a large bite out of it. So good!
Crap. My mom's boyfriend and his tiny brats are here. But I was too tired to care. I sat in the living room and watched South Park with everyone. After a couple hilarious episodes I was awake again. And the little kids went into another room. Now, my mom was gonna chew me out because of earlier. Me and Ramona.
She just said stuff about us talking to strangers online. Then Ramona left and Mom chewed me out about... sex. She said stuff about it, kinda gave me a brief summary. It was really embarrassing. Fortunately, and I mean really fortunate, I only got my game phone taken away. I could still play games and have my talking phone. I was relieved. I wasn't in trouble. But how in the cold h*ll was I supposed to talk to Alyce? D*mmit!!!!
. . .
I woke up and immediately had a good idea! I just hoped it would work.
I ran to the living room. Good. Nobody was watching the...
I walked up to the entertainment center and grabbed the WiiU. "I hope this worrrrrks!" I said to myself. "Here goes." I reached down and...