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'The name is Alfred. I've lived a relatively pitiable life as it was. I managed to make it to the ripe old age of fourteen. If you're wondering why I've entered this explanatory dialectic state it's simple. I'm about to die.'

'I suppose it all started about… ten seconds ago? The wheels on this school bus stopped going round and round. They appear to be relatively loose judging by how long ago they flew off the bus. But hey, who am I to complain about little things like that? I'm more worried about the steep drop off directly in front of us that we're about to careen over.'

'This is the last time I go on an asinine school trip. "Skiing is perfectly safe!" Complete heckin nonsense.'

"""Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!"""

'Oop here we go. If anyone can hear me at this time of need, know this: I've made a grave mistake using this time of reflection to have an internal dialogue.'

[BOOM]

'Man, what a cliffhanger'