He was offered an item.

A mystical item and the Biscord chatroom was in chaos.

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A Coockie.

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Now. Who offered him it?

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It was no other than the NeufNetherBird.

With such a badass name, it was to be expected that he had possession of such a legendary item.

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Now... Wait.

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No, forget it. We were lied to. NeufNetherBird used :cookie:

What a joke.

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The whole thing started when the chatroom burst into activeness discussing the new app 'Winkstone', an app that would allow us normal mortals to write to the holy site... 'EbOvel', a site that contained our occultist's dreams (and stories).

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'EbOvel' was offering payment to the top authors with novels on the leaderboards... But this would be much too hard if we were to compete with actual novelists and translators... and editors...

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So, the genius of the room, Sect Master Pheenix devised his own idea...

He would star in his own BL. Pheenix x Tigster, with co-writer Mayo doing lemons... An 18+ o-o... Too lewd!

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Wait, no. It was something else, but that was a topic at some point (to this day Pheenix denies it)...

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Our original novels would be on a separate leaderboard (supposedly)

"WE HAVE THE POWER!" someone probably screamed during that point in time. Furthermore, Ebo9b prophesied that a BL would win in the end... Pheenix IS a genius!

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No, no I'm being derailed again...

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I've lost my train of thought. :facepalm:

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In future I at least hope Pheenix manages to get to the top of the leaderboard with his BL at least.

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NOTE:

Names, characters, businesses, places, events, locales, and incidents are either the products of the author's imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental.