Pheenix:
mad pogs
nearly all the best biscuits
Leiqing:
Oh yeah, I get those cheaper at shop :GWseremePeepoThink:
Pheenix:
oh :sadKekJail:
Leiqing:
I saw that too
Also if you do get them they don't have a box over or anything
They just ship it in that packaging
Pheenix:
wait wdym?
Leiqing:
Like it just came like this
Pheenix:
oh
Leiqing:
So people will see what it is
Pheenix:
yeah
that's fine
Leiqing:
And could steal it :pepeSip:
Pheenix:
:PepeSipGlare:
yours managed to turn up safely
we should be good
Leiqing:
I mean it's a pretty big box
I could take someone's shins out with it
Idk bout the biscuit one
Pheenix:
if the crisps are heavy
the biscuits will be damn heavy as well
should be a good weapon :PepeEvil:
ginger nuts are pretty lethal
Leiqing:
Get some almond biscuits and crush them up
Then pretend it's cyanide
And you poison your flatmates :sadKek:
Pheenix:
right but it's not actually cyanide
so they won't die :sadKek2:
Leiqing:
That's what you think
Pheenix:
:blobscuryhide:
Leiqing:
But it turns out that the biscuits contained cyanide and that's why they smelled of almonds in the first place
Pheenix:
:blobscuryhide: :blobscuryhide: :blobscuryhide:
Leiqing:
So you just murdered your entire flat
And now you're alone
Pheenix:
oh no how terrible :sadKek2:
i'm heartbroken
Leiqing:
But now the police are onto you
You have to run, hide.
You find the nearest hotel and use the WiFi to continue your lessons
You keep running
Pheenix:
why are they onto me?
i just didn't happen to eat the biscuits
Leiqing:
But the police find you. You hole up in the motel room you were at and escape through the window.
You're safe
Pheenix:
You find the nearest hotel and use the WiFi to continue your lessons
@ Leiqing also why is this my top priority :kekD:
Leiqing:
You meet a woman and go to the foreign embassy since she's Cuban.
Pheenix:
crap the police are chasing me, but I still need to attend lectures
Leiqing:
You make love, you fly back to Cuba and escape the police.
You continue your university lessons even over there till you graduate
You come back, you get your certificate and disappear as fast as you appeared.
Pheenix:
Cloud..
has this happened to you before?
Leiqing:
You're now in Florida, away from the Cuban wife that knows everything. Shes too dangerous to stay with
You start a company and make a game
The end