DemianLeon

Gu Fan is a poet, a philosopher, and possibly a lunatic. He speaks only in riddles, smokes like a celestial dragon, and was thrown into a mental hospital after attempting to "ascend" by standing in traffic and reciting poetry to confused drivers.

His best (and only) friend? Ao Tian, a rebellious, prideful madman who got arrested for punching a Daoist priest, headbutting a cop, and declaring modern medicine a scam—all before lunch. He refuses to bow to authority, reality, or common sense.

Together, they spent their days in the hospital meditating upside down, challenging nurses to duels of destiny, and attempting to break out using "cultivation techniques" that absolutely did not work.

Until one day… they actually died.

Not in a heroic, dignified way. No. They accidentally blew themselves up with cigarettes and faulty wiring.

Now, instead of the afterlife, they wake up in a cultivation world where people take swords, sects, and face-slapping extremely seriously. The problem? They’re still insane.

Armed with:

Gu Fan’s poetic nonsense,

Ao Tian’s complete refusal to follow normal cultivation logic,

And a shared, absolute inability to take anything seriously…

They will either become legendary sages… or the biggest disasters the cultivation world has ever seen.

(Either way, the heavens are definitely regretting letting them reincarnate.)

Table of Cultivator Gone Creazy: No More Therapy, Just Dao

Table of contents

Volume 1