Zombie

(On hold for reasons, still a nice intro to the vampires in main novel) 
Edgy vampires, but with a touch of comedy. 
Who the hell writes a dystopia like that!!!!! 
It ain't supposed to be fun! 
It's supposed to be dark!

Dystopia is Greek for bad place! 
#It needs an elite group that enslaves the population! 
Okay you have that. 
#But what about limited resources hoarded by a few? 
Also got that ...
#What about living conditions it needs to be...
Ok you have that covered. 
#What about a forced worship of a god!?
And you have that too. 
#Death games !? 
You can't have ,....you got that too....
#A deadly world where even going outside is ....
Checks out. 

That...that .... it ain't a dystopia if there is comedy ! 
You just ...can't ! You can't !!!! 

#This author is a dumbass !! 
He calls himself a professional shitposter already? 

Either way don't read it ! This novel bad ! Real bad !

Table of The Blood Dystopia. May Contain Vampires !

Table of contents

Volume 1