Fern_is_Plant

Ten years ago, the Age of Old Kings fell asunder. Abled-men with steel and magic toppled the monarchs of yesterday, sending them spiraling down the arcades of oblivion. With siege after siege, no banner stood against the change led by Haelrhyx Magna, the Kingslayer. He, his second-in-command Xasne Daidroxa, and his many generals used the tools of war to carve a new future, one in their very image.


Then years now, with King Alteria the Old's throne underneath Haelrhyx's ass, he and his wife Xasne tackle the greatest challenge of all: 


Boredom.


He expected a life of skullduggery and infighting, of war rooms and politics, and of assassins trying to take his life. 

He got bagels, his wife, and assassins trying to take his life.


Sigh.


Of Crowns and Rascals, everyone.

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