Penguin_Flippy

"You want me to become a system!?"

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Ling Wen was your average japanese salaryman who was slightly obsessed with system transmigation. But never in his 30 years of life did he ever think he would die
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By choking on his cats furball
≧ 'Д'≦
*hiss

He was saddened he wouldn't every get to finish his stories from his favorite authors. Well that was until he go offered

"Become a system."

Before anything could be said his soul was whizzed into a ball of light assigned to a host.

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[It's not that bad being a system!]

"System XOX I need love advice."

[Yes what is it host!?]

"How does one confess to their system and have them roll obidently in the sheets?"

[....I take it back. It's not good being a system cause I'm bound to my host ಥ_ಥ]

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"System XOX I need you"

[Yes System Question!]

"I can't solve this problem that I believe is called love amd it's for a cute and innocent being that I want to devour"

[Oka-uh oh...]

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"Can you be my system?"

[Sorry Host Mysterio but I have a job to do!]

"What if I make you..."

[Epp! Scary. Q w Q ]

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"Hey System XOX. Can you help me with some ideas."

[Finally a normal person! > w

Table of Life As A System [bl]

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Volume 1