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After the hard struggle of a post-80s Shen Feiyang, he met with a tragic car accident in his fifties. When he again opened his eyes, he did not see the white walls of a hospital, nor had he arrived at the netherworld. Instead, he had transmigrated into the body of the post-50s young girl, Shen Yunfang. He had transmigrated into an era where people could not get enough to eat or sufficient clothes to wear. Humph, such hardships could not defeat a wise woman who had battled through society for half her life. Watch as she, with a chicken in her left hand and a duck in her right, carries a chubby baby on her back and sings triumphantly along the way.

In the mysterious city of Berlin, where shadows hide more than secrets, the Stillburg family’s legacy is both a blessing and a curse. When a dark force tied to their bloodline resurfaces, a battle begins between loyalty, power, and survival. As alliances shift and betrayals cut deep, one question looms: how far would you go to protect what’s yours—when the cost might be your soul? Dive into a tale of mystery, power, and the haunting choices that shape destinies.

in this story you will find out. what will happened. if Severus Snape survive in the Shrieking Shack and Pretended to die. and secretly started a research of his own. in time magic and after many years. when he was 189 years old. he found a way to go back in time. and now he opened his eyes he was just hanging upside down. in his 15 years old body. of a student's fifth year at Hogwarts. he was not professor snape. what we see in the movie or read in the books. because he has changed. Time changes everything. now he only wants three think 1. fun in his life 2. protect Lily 3.????? now he is 189 years old man in the body of 15 years old he was alone for 151 years and research on magic but now he want some fun. ........................ Here are a few potential paths Severus Snape might take: Embrace his second chance: With a new lease on life and the opportunity to relive his youth, Severus Snape may decide to embrace the chance for a fresh start. He could choose to make different decisions, build new relationships, and explore a life that deviates from his previous path. Reconnect with familiar faces: As a younger version of himself, Severus Snape may choose to reconnect with individuals from his past, such as Lily, who he has an intense desire to protect. He could attempt to foster a stronger friendship or romantic connection with her, striving to alter the course of their relationship and potentially prevent her tragic fate. Pursue a lighter-hearted approach: Severus Snape, having spent a significant portion of his life in isolation and research, may decide to prioritize fun and enjoyment in his newfound youth. He could seek out adventures, explore magical talents, and indulge in activities that bring him joy, all while navigating the challenges and expectations of being a Hogwarts student. Seek a new purpose: With one of his stated goals being to protect Lily, Severus Snape may also search for a greater purpose beyond fun and enjoyment. He may focus on preventing future tragedies, contributing positively to the wizarding world, or perhaps even altering the course of history to bring about a more favorable outcome for those he cares about. It is important to note that Severus Snape's actions would be influenced by his unique personality, motivations, and the circumstances he finds himself in during this altered timeline. Ultimately, the choices he makes would shape his journey and the direction English is not my first language i don't own any characters. all characters belongs to J. K. Rowling

This romcom concept combines the universally beloved theme of second chances with the vibrant, delicious backdrop of Indian cuisine. It offers plenty of room for humor, sweet moments, cultural insights, and a touch of nostalgia, perfect for readers who enjoy both romance and food-related stories with a cultural twist! Key Themes: Rediscovering love after heartbreak The art of food as an emotional connection Forgiveness and healing from the past The cultural blend of modernity and tradition in Indian cuisine The power of second chances

Ginny Green, an aromantic nerd, accidentally slept with the infamous campus Princess, Persephone Campbell, but she can't remember. ** Ginny Green is an aromantic nerd who only believes that love only exists in movies and novels, but still wishes to find that special someone even though she's thinking that it's impossible. After she got drunk at a party, she found herself tangled in bed with the infamous campus Princess, Persephone Campbell. Persephone Campbell is an extremely attractive, charismatic, misjudged individual due to her wealthy background. Deemed by the people as coldhearted and a snob, but she's totally the opposite. She fell in love with Ginny after their faithful night together and would love to start a relationship with her. But there is a problem, Ginny is aromantic and doesn't want to be in a relationship with anyone. Now, Persephone is on a mission to make the aromantic nerd fall in love with her. ** "You're not going to run away and walk out of this room and pretend that this didn't happen, are you?" In every accidental one-night stand, of course, that thought is not an option anymore. Embrace each other at night like long-time lovers, and in the morning, shrug off every memory like it never happened. That's always been the case. And of course, that was Ginny's initial plan after assessing the situation. But looking at Persephone's threatening, yet smiling face, she knows well how screwed up she was. Let's just laugh first. "N-no, I wasn't thinking of that at all." "Good." Persephone smiled, satisfied with her answer. She gingerly moves closer to Ginny, wrapping both of her arms around her waist. Ginny can't seem to utter a single word. Seeing a naked Persephone in front of her was... was... was - she doesn't even have any words to describe it. ** This story is slowburn that contains fluff and will contain some mature scenes soon.

Waking up in a strange room and at the brink of death, A young boy must do whatever he can to survive.

En un mundo donde la compatibilidad del usuario con el Aetherium y la destreza despertada, puedes llegar a ser una persona con poder que te permita estar en la cima. Kael tiene dificultades para despertar su destreza, y junto a sus amigos, se vera involucrado en un lio que lo obligara a volverse fuerte para proteger a los suyos de quienes los persiguen.

Kys, Tsu, athex, art, demon, noob, failed, zahard, vain and ykw, kys @Cancelled

Sand and Blood is a story of survival, vengeance, and strength set against the vast, unforgiving expanse of an untamed desert. In this world where scorching heat and treacherous dunes are only part of the danger, the fight for life is a relentless battle. Lyara, a young girl scarred by tragedy, is one of the few survivors of the massacre that wiped out her people, the legendary Al’Makhin. Now, orphaned from everything she once held dear and burdened by a past that burns like the hot sand beneath her feet, she embarks on a brutal journey to survive in a world that shows no mercy. As she faces ruthless enemies, uncertain alliances, and the desert's dark secrets, Lyara must discover a strength she never knew she possessed. Guided by the memories of her family and an unyielding desire for justice, she will push the limits of her courage and skill to forge her own destiny. Sand and Blood is an epic narrative blending intense action, gripping intrigue, and captivating characters. Perfect for readers seeking a tale brimming with emotional twists, breathtaking landscapes, and the unshakable resilience of a heroine who refuses to be defeated by fate. Get ready to dive into a universe where the desert is not just a backdrop but a living, breathing character, shaping those who dare to survive its merciless vastness.

When Zach is told by a demon from Hell he only has a few years left to live before an unfortunate accident befalls him and he dies. He realises that there is so much to do. And he also realises one other thing.... His brother. He had always acted like such a brat towards him, although he had no reason to. Zach was the adopted one- it should've been the other way around. He realised that he should've been kinder, and every second begins to count. He notices that he hasn't even been in a relationship yet. Will Zach be able to live his life to the fullest, even with only a few years left to live?

Shreedha, a formidable gangster who runs business in twelve countries , is at the pinnacle of power when someone her own stabbed her back. In a shocking twist , she transported to a different world completely different from her ethnicity. But a queen is queen no matter the situation or world. What kind of challenges does she face? Would she be able to adapt to this new world while hiding onto the core of who she really is or will the trials of the new reality forces her to undergo a profound transformation? Join Shreedha on her journey of self discovery where she finds out what does it truly mean to be a queen unbound.

Damien, a young boy, lost and without any recollection whatsoever of his past, gets saved and then adopted by kindhearted strangers who takes him in as their own and raises him along with their very own biological children. A boy who knew nothing about love or family gets to enjoy it for the first time. And when it seemed his joy would know no bounds, they get snatched away from him in a horrific way as he bears witness. This leads him in a spiral of anger and revenge as he vows vengeance upon the guilty. He'll walk over the corpses of legendary figures as he battles Dragons and Colossal monsters. He will contend with Global powers as he walks on a destructive path of revenge; all the while, he keeps his identity hidden from the wider world. In a world where freedom depends on your capability to keep it, Damien will sow terror into the minds of the powerful to protect his.

“No matter what, never fall for the vampire king.” Kiara Whitman always knew her fate was twisted because she is the first hybrid, but things took a drastic turn when she was offered a contract marriage with the ruthless Valerian King. There was just one clause on the contract: "Falling for Adriel Valerian is equivalent to death.” But how could she follow such a clause? Her heart raced under his gaze, and when he spoke, her thoughts became foggy. It was clear as day that if the clause was meant to keep her alive, she wouldn’t survive. Unfortunately, Adriel, the vampire king, didn’t feel the same for her because he had his own plans for the hybrid princess; she was the key to everything he craved—his ultimate freedom from hell. He had sworn never to let himself fall for her because it would be messy; he had to be smart, vigilant, and stay in control. What will happen when Kiara finds out the real reason behind the contract marriage? Or when she discovers that she was just a tool for survival all along, just a possession to the vampire king and nothing less? Will she decide to leave for good or stay to find out her purpose? Or at least seduce the vampire king, if at all that’s possible.

In a land where magic and mystery intertwine, one man stands at the edge of the unknown—armed not just with steel, but with knowledge far beyond the world’s grasp. "Courage and Blade" follows the epic journey of Gaowen Cecil, a war-worn hero who, after awakening in an ancient, broken land, remembers another life—a life where he wielded knowledge and technology that could change civilization itself. Transported into a fantasy realm on the brink of collapse, Gaowen finds himself in a crumbling stronghold surrounded by threats and mysteries. Yet, with a rare, ancient artifact in hand—the legendary Courage and Blade—and a mind sharp with the wisdom of another age, he takes on the impossible task of rebuilding his family’s legacy from scratch. As he pushes forward, he realizes his quest is not only to rebuild his homeland but to restore hope in a world haunted by dark forces and ancient secrets. Courage and Blade isn’t just a tale of battles and monsters; it’s a story of rebirth, of pushing beyond limits, and of challenging the very fabric of fate. With an intricate world woven from magic, politics, and ancient power, Gaowen’s journey invites readers to witness a clash of old and new, where every choice he makes shapes a legacy that will either bring a dawn of prosperity or plunge the world into unending darkness. For fans of epic world-building, complex magic systems, and heroes who break the mold, Courage and Blade offers a saga of resilience and renewal that explores what it means to forge a path where none existed before. Join Gaowen on his quest and uncover the secrets that could either save or doom a forgotten world.

Hermione gets tired of everything after the war. her relationship with Ron turned toxic her friends turned their backs on her the only ones that talk to or feel worried for her are the ones that didn't like her. she gets hit by a spell by Ron that sends her to different worlds. will she find love of pain?

"A rebellious and spoiled teenager, Zhan, lives a life of excess and recklessness, often sneaking into adult clubs and spending nights in hotels with his friends. However, his world is turned upside down when compromising images and videos of him with unknown men surface online. In a desperate attempt to salvage the family's reputation, Zhan's father forces him into an arranged marriage with a stranger, leaving Zhan feeling trapped, desperate, and unsure of his future."

A profound love story about connection, pain, healing. Two people meet, fall in love and their lives take them apart. It involves rebuilding life, recalling the better parts of their history, enduring pain and eventually returning to restoration.

Andrew and Holly didn’t know what they were getting into when they tried to use a demonic ritual to spice up their sex life. Now anyone they have sex with dies! and what’s worse is they have to kill someone this way once every thirteen days or they die. Do they value their own lives above the lives of countless others or will they accept their fate and spare the lives of countless people?

Read about Jak and Deama as they wake up after their age is long past. "After being turned into stone by the demon lord Jak wakes up feeling like he could pass out at any second "I've been weak before but this is truly shit." he thinks as his vision starts to clear from patches of white. looking at around he finds himself in a courtyard, one that looks very well constructed or at least what was. "okay Jak think logically. I was fighting the demon lord saw a flasher of light and now I'm here feeling weak." As he walks forward hobbling with each step taking in that his earlier observation of the courtyard being well bad proven false as he sees broken piecses of a brick ceiling in the floor. some worn brick walls falling apart. A mount of plants and moss that hasn't been trimmed. "okay so maybe not a courtyard..and I'm clearly not in the same place as I was. hhhmmm, I was probably teleported or something. tha doesn't expain why my armor is more damaged." he thinks as he looks down at his body for the first time since waking up...."What the fu-" Now read the shitty book -Terrible writer dude

Luna is in Middle School! Her and Poppy have so many wonderful adventures in this book! Let me know if you have any ideas for Volume 2!

Martin, an ordinary man burdened by financial struggles and a monotonous job, experiences a dramatic shift in his reality when he encounters a mysterious and powerful system. This enigmatic force, activated by peculiar chimes at noon and midnight, transforms Martin's life in ways he could never have anticipated. At noon, the system presents Martin with the opportunity to earn substantial financial rewards through an unpredictable multiplier based on his expenditures. The range of potential gains is vast, from modest refunds to astronomical sums. This discovery allows Martin to escape his financial woes, revealing the system's potential to alter his economic status dramatically. By midnight, the system grants Martin a chance to make a single wish with unknown limits and consequences. This dual-trigger mechanism introduces an element of high-stakes decision-making, challenging Martin to navigate his newfound power wisely.

Tullah Richard, a young woman, left her family to be with Saul, her beloved boyfriend who, unfortunately, turned out to be a drunkard and abusive. Despite enduring his violent behavior, she remained committed to him. However, as time passed, the relationship took a darker turn. Despite the challenges, Tullah, determined to break free from Saul's toxicity, found herself facing a complicated situation when she discovered she was pregnant. Now torn between her desire to leave and the responsibility of impending motherhood, Tullah must navigate a difficult choice. Will she choose to leave despite the pregnancy, or will the impending arrival of their child tie her to Saul? If she decides to break free, will Saul ever find a way to reconnect with Tullah? The story unfolds with questions about whether Tullah can forge a new and happier life without Saul. --- "Saul, please let go of me!" she whispered, her plea audible in the tense air. "Never," Saul's fury was palpable, evident with just a glance at him. "I can't continue this way. I need to leave your life. Please, let go of me," she pleaded, attempting to free herself from Saul's grip. "You are stuck with me, Tullah. All of you is mine," he forcefully pushed her into the basement room, locked the door, and left. Tullah, no longer able to cry, lay quietly on the cold floor. This wasn't the first time she found herself confined, but she was determined it would be the last. Wiping away her tears, she wished for the morning to arrive swiftly, bringing with it the promise of a new beginning for her and her unborn child. ***** Diva_Unsual. nnenneuche84@gmail.com.

Alert. Run. Needle and thread have come. In a small town a woman captures and makes a dolly. After being accused for murder she somehow gets loose. Running with three children that are not her own. She will torture them make then her perfect Dolly's. Make them the perfect children she never had. Abby, Dewy and Wish. { Updates are a little slow. } Let me apologize early on for grammar and spelling mistakes.

The Heavens are serene, while the Underworld is chaotic. A flower from the Heavens falls into the Underworld. After a thousand years, the flower blossoms spiritual intelligence, embodying the ideals of the Heavens and the principles of the Underworld.

T and T twist and turns Did you ever hear that you shouldn’t wake those people up who is trying to sleep cuz if you did it will be your end........ Not gonna say anything else since it can be spoiler read the whole story to know :)