Bruabba Spaghetti

A Note from Barnaby Twiddlepot Dear Reader, Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Barnaby Twiddlepot—inventor, dreamer, and, some might say, the architect of one of the most infamous culinary catastrophes in history: The Great Spaghetti Incident. It is a tale as tangled and twisted as the spaghetti it spawned, and I feel both duty-bound and curiously delighted to tell you my side of the story. This book is not merely an account of the absurd events that unfolded in Flipsville that fateful summer. No, it is a testament to ambition gone awry, to the sheer unpredictability of invention, and to the fragile boundary between genius and madness. What began as an innocent attempt to revolutionize dinner parties ended with an entire town engulfed in a wave of pasta-shaped pandemonium. Through these pages, you will witness my humble beginnings, the birth of the Spaghettifier, and the escalating chaos that turned my quaint little backyard laboratory into ground zero for an unprecedented incident. You will laugh, you will cringe, and perhaps you will even find yourself questioning your next plate of spaghetti. This is not merely my story. It is the story of a town, a machine, and a series of events that would forever etch the name Flipsville into the annals of culinary history. I have done my best to recount the events faithfully, but let me assure you, the truth is stranger than any fiction I could ever concoct. So, prepare yourself, dear reader, for a journey into the absurd. As you turn these pages, remember: no noodle is ever just a noodle, and sometimes, the simplest ideas can spiral completely out of control. Bon appétit... and good luck. Yours in tangled ambition, Barnaby Twiddlepot Inventor, accidental calamity maker, and reluctant chronicler of the Great Spaghetti Incident.

It was a love story that started with a bet; ruined by misunderstanding and lack of trust. But can love really be sweeter the second time around? **** "For this birthday, I wish to receive a special gift from someone." Zeke whispered under his breath. However, it was still loud enough for Ashley to hear. When he blew his candle and opened his eyes again, he saw that his girlfriend's face had taken the shade of deep red. But who would not?!! Ashley knew more than anyone what did he mean by that 'special gift'. With her cheeks still flushed, the girl handed him the gift that she prepared beforehand. But it was no ordinary gift, it was the newest model released by Rolex! Zeke scowled upon the sight of the watch. There was no doubt that the watch cost a fortune and there was no way he could accept such an expensive gift from the other party. Yet before he could even say a word, Ashley already sealed his lips with a kiss. Of course, the guy answered back with the same passion. "Zeke, wait... There's more." Ashley murmured while looking straight into Zeke's eyes. "There's more?!" The other party asked back without tearing his eyes away from Ashley's lips that were ripe from kissing. Ashley on the other hand moved away from him and deliberately let the strap of her spaghetti top fell on her shoulder. "Me....."

Mini stories working as nails to build an Arc. The story revolves around fragments of the lives of those involved in a Laced drug incident and the stories that spiral out of said occurence. Holds Three Pieces.

In the second year of the apocalypse, Du Yue died alone, killed by apathy and exposure to extreme weather. Somehow, she opened her eyes to find herself not only alive, but also back when it was three months before the apocalypse. Despite the surprise, she thought about the upcoming disasters and upheavals. First, it was the fog that carried a virus that stayed for a month. Then, global temperatures rose to over 120 degrees, evaporating most of the world's water and melting all the icebergs. After that were level-10 earthquakes, cyclones, tsunamis, permanent eclipse, and avid rain... and that was not all, because after global warming, came global freezing. As temperatures dropped to below negative fifty, the savagery humans displayed was far worse than any imagined horrors like zombies! Knowing what was coming, Du Yue sold off her family property and used the pocket dimension her mother left her to hoard as many resources as possible, so that she could survive the apocalypse. Meat? Grain? Oil? Spices? Weather gear? She bought everything! Steaks, French fries, spaghetti, and canned food must all be stocked up! To He Xing, the male lead, she was a god and the key to surviving the apocalypse! Having thought of the apocalypse, Du Yue sold off her family property and used the pocket dimension her mother left her to hoard as many resources as possible, so that she could survive the apocalypse. Meat? Grain? Oil? Spices? Weather gear? She bought everything! Steaks, french fries, spaghetti and canned food must all be stocked up! To He Xing, the male lead, she is a god and the key to surviving the apocalypse!

Mini stories working as nails to build an Arc. Following the distribution of laced cocaine; three strangers within the city of Kuja become bitter enemies. Volume 3 holds three pieces.

Mini stories acting as nails to build an Arc. Following the distribution of laced cocaine; three strangers within the city of Kuja become bitter enemies.

"Asshole, you're hurting me, be gentler…" "Heh, don't you like it rough?" ... Most fatally, she was wearing only a thin spaghetti-strap nightgown, revealing large swathes of lovely scenery with her damp hair draped to one side, holding a feather duster in her hand… On the bed was a man with a hood on his head, his hands and feet bound, much like a slave.

Correr, lo único que podrás hacer aquí en Garnding, un lugar en donde un asesino se aloja cómodo y a lujo y sin levantar sospechas. Dónde los políticos son corruptos...demasiado parecido al mundo real, no? Porque debemos correr, temer, apreciar, juzgar, sonreír, llorar, acusar, matar y sobre todo… Esconderse por el temor de ser encontrados por el~ Una historia donde nos basaremos en Elina, de comportamiento sumiso, carácter fuerte, poco estable que logro cautivar a un psicópata. Este psicópata con poder en sus manos no dejará de torturarla hasta ganarse a la fuerza su ¿amor?... Leeremos como la tortura diariamente sin pena alguna... ( ya saben a qué me refiero 7u7 ) El llegaría a derramar sangre de quién sea con tal de su afecto. Ella solo quiere huir y alejarse lo más que puede de el...

Su mente no daba a basto, los insultos diarios tampoco ayudaban a qué se recupere, su andar lento y perezoso era criticado por esos acosadores, como si a él le importase lo que dicen de que tan lento camina. Lo juzgaban por el simple hecho de ser gay, le hacian bromas pesadas, le han dicho tantas veces mariquita que ni él se acuerda de su nombre. -"Hola, ¿como estas? esos chicos son pesados" La sonrisa del moreno captó la atención del otro adolescente. -"Que te importa" ★✰★ -"¡No sabes ni como me llamo!" ★✰★ -"¡Es un sucio maricon, nunca tendría una relación con el!" ★✰★ -"Te amo...Lo siento"

Once in the Mushroom Kingdom lived an Italian named Mario. He didn’t live for himself, but ate spaghetti. But the trouble is, Smg4 does not allow Mario to enjoy a delicious dinner. And constantly pulls him into various kinds of adventures in which you can easily throw away the hooves. But Mario does not give up, because he knows that at home he is waiting for an unfinished plate of spaghetti.

After a routine planet-fall on an Earth-like planet near the farthest recorded reaches of the frontier, a group of United Federation of Earth colonists looking for a new home has stumbled into a planet that is described as a "Fantasy World". Complete with Dwarves, Elves, Dragons, Orcs, Monsters and shockingly other Humans, a brave Studies and Observations Team code-named 'Stryder Group' must survive in this new world with their guns, wits, genre savviness and a few good cans of Spaghetti sauce. A story inspired by Modern World meets with Fantasy World (like Gate, the Accident and Stargate) (Now a Webnovel Semi-Exclusive! Always 2 Chapters ahead of every other releases in Wattpadd, Royal Road and Spacebattles Forums. Catch the latest chapters here in Webnovel now!)

Mustapha's p.o.v Yeah,i thought she exited the room because i was blinded by hunger, i noticed her presence when her mom asked me why i was not eating, my eyes and her's met and she was smiling like she just won a trophy, i maintained my gaze and so did she, since i had no excuse to give Yabida, i carefully opened the lid on the food and the food looks inviting so i courageously picked up the fork she placed beside my food and twisted it into the plate of spaghetti in front of me and i prepared my self for what so ever evil she has planned for me. Neither did i alter my gaze nor did she as i fed myself with the little spaghetti that was no the fork and my eyes went wide on their own accord as the taste of the food in my mouth hit my taste bud, i was flabagasted and overwhelmed at the taste of the food not just the taste of the food but at the cook also, i saw her sigh in relive as she broke the eye contact but that was not what mattered, what mattered was the fact that Find out what mattered in the book

[This Novel is strictly R18+, with VIOLENCE and SEXUAL Content] ....... He is the Prince of DARK LORDS. Soon to be the Master of all Masters. Nagtraining siya para maging isang mahusay na pinuno at para malagpasan ang narating ng magulang niya. She is the Warrior Princess She secretly loves Cally since she was fourteen. She will do everything to make this Prince fall for her kahit pa ang magtakong at magbestida na hindi niya nakasanayan. ....... "Honey, ano ang gusto mong gawin? Bakit walang tubig itong niluluto mong spaghetti?" tanong ni Cally isang hapon nang mabungaran niya na makapal ang usok sa kusina. "huh? Nilalagyan ng tubig ang pagluto ng spaghetti?" tanong ni Prin kasabay ng mga pag-ubo. "Baka hindi mo rin alam na nilalagyan din ng tubig ang sinaing?" Gulat na gulat ito. "Nilalagyan din ng tubig ang pagluto ng kanin?!" Nasapo ni Cally ang noo niya. "Honey, sa tingin ko ay mas papayagan pa kita na sumama sa misyon kaysa ang sunugin mo ang bahay natin" "It's not my fault! They are normally dry! Ang alam kong may tubig ay ang sinigang." Cally "...." GENRE : Action, Romance Photo credit to the rightful owner. edit by myself ............. LMMP consists of Three stories/books inside: 1.The Dark Guards and the Prince 2. Voyage Memories 3. The Return of the Princess Other novels: Si Makisig at Si Maganda [COMPLETED] My First Love is a Problem Boy [COMPLETED] At the end of the rainbow [COMPLETED] WORKPLACE ROMANTIC [COMPLETED] My First Love is a Genius Girl [on going] ............. (You can reach me to) instagram : Feibulous_wn Fb: Feibulous (same DP as my Webnovel and instagram) Email : Ms.Feibulous@gmail.com ......... Update : daily Enjoy your reading time

Vampir Nsme:Valner Darnus Alter:sieht aus wie 20 Jahre Größe:ca. 1.95 m groß Lieblingsfarbe:rot (ab und zu Türkise) Lieblingsessen: Tier- und/oder Menschenfleisch Lieblingsgetränk:Blutrotwein Status:Verheiratet (hat seine Frau bei einem Unfall verloren) Ort:Dreamland Mensch Name:Michaela Probst Alter:20 Größe:1.80 m Lieblingsfarbe:blau, Türkise Lieblings essen:alles was essbar ist Lieblings Getränk:Apfel-Kirsch schorle Status: Single Ort: Denkt erst an Bodenmais stellt aber später erst fest das der Ort Dreamland genannt wird Beliebter Junge Alter:18 Name:Andreas Krenzon Größe:1.75 m Lieblingsfarbe:grün Lieblingsessen:Spaghetti Lieblingsgetränk:Cola oder Limonade Status:Single Ort:Dreamland 2. Vampir Alter:sieht aus wie 25 Jahre Name:Abraxas Größe:1.85 m Lieblingsfarbe:blutrot Lieblingsessen:Mensch in allen Varianten Lieblingsgetränk:Blutrotwein order Blut Status:Single Ort:Dreamland Lehrer Alter:45 Jahre Name:Reiner Wenzl Größe:ca. 1.88 m Lieblingsfarbe:braun Lieblingsessen:vegetarische Gerichte Lieblingsgetränk:Tee Status:Verheiratet und Lehrer Ort:Dreamland

"For this birthday, I wish to receive a special gift from someone." Kenneth whispered under his breath. However, it was still loud enough for Elise to hear. When he blew his candle and opened his eyes again, he saw that his girlfriend's face had taken the shade of deep red. But who would not?!! Elise knew more than anyone what did he mean by that 'special gift'. With her cheeks still flushed, the girl handed him the gift that she prepared beforehand. But it was no ordinary gift, it was the newest model released by Rolex! Kenneth scowled upon the sight of the watch. There was no doubt that the watch cost a fortune and there was no way he could accept such an expensive gift from the other party. Yet before he could even say a word, Elise already sealed his lips with a kiss. Of course, the guy answered back with the same passion. "Kenneth, wait... There's more." Elise murmured while looking straight into Kenneth's eyes. "There's more?!" The other party asked back without tearing his eyes away from Elise's lips that were ripe from kissing. Elise on the other hand moved away from him and deliberately let the strap of her spaghetti top fell on her shoulder. "Me....."

[WARNING: MATURE CONTENT] "I don't care how long you will take.......I will wait" Luna Peyton is an innocent and naive girl. She is a new employee at Carter Corporations who catches the eye of her boss and CEO Ethan Carter. Ethan Carter is a cold man who closed the doors to his heart after being broken from a past relationship but the moment he lays his eyes on Luna Peyton, everything changes. Due to some circumstances, Luna travels to Blue City to make an interview on a famous celebrity Graham Cullen on behalf of her best friend and roommate, Bella Edwards. On laying her eyes on Graham Cullen, she falls in love with him immediately and loses her virginity to him despite his dangerous and flirtatious reputation for women. Will Ethan Carter let the one woman his heart opened to, be snatched away from him? Will Luna Peyton regret her decision of giving herself to a man she just met overnight? Will Graham Cullen change his ways for a woman? ____________________________________________ #Excerpt After making sure that she has lost them, she headed to the washroom to change out of the maids' outfit so as to fit in the ballroom. A while later, Luna came out of the washroom dressed. She was in a long spaghetti strap peach dress. It was backless which exposed the porcelain skin of her back. The dress had a long slit which ended at her mid thigh and with every step she took, her long legs came into view. She matched the dress with a pair of silver stilettos and a silver clutch. Her hair was tied into a messy bun leaving two strands falling on either sides of her small face. Her lips were painted with a deep shade of maroon lipstick giving her a nude look. Finally, her face was covered with a small silver shinny mask. She was a sight to drool. She slowly walked with confidence around the vast ballroom. She could tell how luxurious the ball was, not that she expected anything less from the Cullens. As she walked, her eyes were searching for only one particular person. She could see how she had started attracting unnecessary attention from both men and women. Men were clearly drooling while women were glaring at her jealously but she didn't care. She had a mission here. As she was still moving, her eyes caught sight of the person she has been looking for and she got rooted to the spot. He was leaning against a large pillar with both hands in his pockets looking down as if thinking about something and as if sensing a certain presence, he raised his head and saw a beautiful woman looking at him.

"For this birthday, I wish to receive a special gift from someone." Nico whispered under his breath. However, it was still loud enough for Ashley to hear. When he blew his candle and opened his eyes again, he saw that his girlfriend's face had taken the shade of deep red. But who would not?!! Ashley knew more than anyone what did he mean by that 'special gift'. With her cheeks still flushed, the girl handed him the gift that she prepared beforehand. But it was no ordinary gift, it was the newest model released by Rolex! Nico scowled upon the sight of the watch. There was no doubt that the watch cost a fortune and there was no way he could accept such an expensive gift from the other party. Yet before he could even say a word, Ashley already sealed his lips with a kiss. Of course, the guy answered back with the same passion. "Nico, wait... There's more." Ashley murmured while looking straight into Nico's eyes. "There's more?!" The other party asked back without tearing his eyes away from Ashley's lips that were ripe from kissing. Ashley on the other hand moved away from him and deliberately let the strap of her spaghetti top fell on her shoulder. "Me....."

After a tragic accident a young heiress turns to the virtual world for a escape from reality. Eventually she is forced to return to that reality because of her mothers greed. But remember reality can always change in unexpected ways. There is no reset in this world, but what about the next one? Come along with Knox as she is dragged about on an online fantasy game by unruly children all the while lamenting her purpose in life, and her self worth. Rising to the top of the game, and becoming OP through her own hardwork, and a bit, well actually a lot of real world money. No one ever said gaming wasn't expensive... Find out what happened to Knox that made her become this way, and what she was like before, and perhaps what she'll become in the future? A journey to becoming a gaming God, and a normal functioning person in the real world, well, at least normal or above... This is the story of Knox The Quiet Knight, and her real world equivalent. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- AUTHORS CONTENT AND POTENTIAL CONTENT DISCLAIMERS ***This novel will have domestic violence, death of loved ones, guilt , and in very later chapters sexual topics discussed or implemented into the story.*** Author will warn in chapters beforehand in authors notes, and in chapter headings before beginning of said chapters if any sexual content will be contained there within. But as the MC is still a kid currently, this will be much later in the story when the character is older. Just wanted to put this warning in here incase any of you thought this would be only a wholesome child's gaming life story to warn you before hand that while that may be what it is or close to in the beginning, as the story continues it will have adult topics implemented into it. Author has warned you~ No plans for super gorey scenes at the moment, so you should be safe to eat your spaghetti in peace for now~ Also, this is the story I will put the most effort into quality checking. Most of the other stories aside from Beastly are just random things yours truly wrote down for lols.