Raven Guard

She accidentally met an older man and married him without meaning to on the same day she was heartbroken from her boyfriend's cheating... While others saw the cold-faced demon, she saw a cute and gentle man. After their marriage, he pampered her endlessly... "Honey, I accidentally set fire to the kitchen." "That's okay. It should have been refurbished a long time ago." "Honey, I accidentally ruined your custom-made suit." "It's okay. It was time to get new ones anyway." "Honey, I accidentally broke the David sculpture that you love most..." "Nonsense. You're the one I love most."

After an accidental electrocution, Zhang Yi realized he could hide his body and become an invisible man. That incident marked a new chapter in his life. The magnificent president of the company, the hot policewoman, and the mischievous daughter of a rich man. "Apologies. I'm a righteous man. I've never abused my power of turning invisible to creep on beautiful girls, because I'd only stand boldly before them to look at them! You can't see me. You can't see me. You can't see me…"

All Raven ever wanted was a chance — to go to college, make friends, be loved, and live like any other girl her age. But dreams, it seemed, weren’t meant for people like her. As a scholarship student at an elite university built for the wealthy and privileged, Raven's life quickly spiraled into a nightmare. Surrounded by cruelty and entitlement, she became the perfect target. Their relentless torment stripped her of everything — her dignity, her hope, her will to live. She bore it all in silence, blaming herself even for the tragedy that tore her family apart. Despair led her to the edge of suicide, but fate had other plans. Ten years later, those same bullies, now living lavish lives of success and luxury, had long forgotten the girl they destroyed. But Raven hadn’t forgotten them — not one bit. With scars that ran deep and a heart hardened by pain, she returned — no longer the fragile girl they once broke. One by one, she would visit her tormentors, delivering her own brand of justice and making them learn that every cruel action has a consequence. Because this time, Raven isn’t the victim. She’s the reckoning!

In the kingdom of Moon Aires, Kassandra Escalante. A bold and spirited lady general, shocks the court by asking the hand of the 7th prince Kalix Noah El Greco, known for being unlucky and cold-hearted. “As a reward, I will grant you a wish, General Escalante. Tell me, what is it?” “I want to be a wife, your majesty. I want the 7th prince to be my husband.” Despite their contradicting personality, Kassandra with her power of luckiness and optimism, dreams a peaceful life as Kalix’s wife. They find themselves drawn into a passionate enchantment fueled by their desires. Will their chemistry lead to the ultimate collision of luck and jinx? Or maybe… fate will have a different plan to two people who had promised not to fall with each other. Is there a happy ending when secrets were lurking around?

Linda is about to become queen of Crystaline. The king and queen want Jasmine to find a friend to keep her company. But she refuses. On top of that, everyone fears her. Except Grace. Grace has been lonely her entire life. Perhaps by meeting princess Jasmine, she wouldn't be alone anymore. I'm so sorry guys. I just create a bunch of stories mainly because I don't know what to write for the others.

--- Synopsis: Raven Castillo has always been determined to carve out her own path, balancing her engineering studies and a fiercely independent life. But when the unexpected truth about her long-forgotten arranged marriage to the powerful Kai Valenti resurfaces, everything she thought she knew about her future is turned upside down. Raven is thrust into a life bound by family expectations, a world far from the one she’s worked so hard to create. Kai Valenti, heir to a mafia empire, has secretly been in love with Raven for years, though she doesn’t remember him. Cold, calculating, and emotionally guarded, Kai’s heart burns for her in ways he’s reluctant to show. As they are drawn together by fate and their parents’ plans, the connection between them becomes undeniable—and dangerous. As Raven begins to navigate this new chapter of her life, she’s faced with a whirlwind of challenges, each one more unexpected than the last. Her friends, Sophie, Val, and Jules, stand by her side, ready to support her through this chaotic journey. But Raven will have to decide if she’s willing to let go of her carefully planned future and embrace the raw, intense world of love, revenge, and power that Kai brings into her life. With each new twist, Raven’s life becomes an adventure of passion, betrayal, and self-discovery. The stakes rise as secrets are revealed, leaving her to question everything she thought she knew. Can she trust the man who holds her future in his hands? Or will her journey lead her down a darker, more dangerous path? ---

[Weekly Love Tale (Vampire) : Silver] A chance encounter with a mysterious cursed Vampire King, turns her ordinary life into a forbidden love story. (Cover credits to the rightful owner).

Raven just wants to live a peaceful life is world that demands that she die for crime she didn't commit. Her mother was a notorious Assassin but they could never prove it until after she died on a job. Even then, they could only prove that she killed people not that any of her money was illegally obtained so it all went to Raven and her Father hated her for it. He had her mother blood in her veins. So much so that he had her locked away for the rest of her life.... or so he thought. Follow Raven as she embarks on her journey in a world that tries to swallow her whole at every turn and as she learns the truth about her Mother and about herself. There will be child abuse and general mistreatment present so be forwarned. As the story progresses the supernatural will have a part in this novel so if ghouls and ghosts aren't your thing then I recommend you keep schrolling. Also this is a work of FICTION. Any similarities to a person living or dead is completely coincidental.

Set 500 years after the Bellum Arma in Tumultu, this tale unfolds on the Jormania Continent, a land scarred by frequent supernatural upheavals. Amid the chaos, the small, once-forgotten town of Tinavel undergoes a remarkable transformation with the sudden appearance of a mysterious castle. What was once a cursed settlement is reborn as Ailva, a flourishing city that soon captures the attention of the empire. As rumors spread of Ailva's miraculous powers, the emperor, gravely ill and beyond the reach of any known cure, faces an uncertain future. In a desperate bid to save him, the crown princess of the Imperium Nicolaeis sends a loyal envoy—a prince—to seek Ailva’s help. As he journeys north, the prince must navigate a web of political tension, a crumbling empire, and the dark forces at play within Ailva, where nothing is quite as it seems. — Update Frequency: Every last day of each month.

Is a Black Raven omen of death? - said by Hollow Kid

Selwyn Carter, a reserved and sharp-witted student at the prestigious Ashford University, navigates the trials of academia, friendships, and personal growth while grappling with the shadows of his past. Alongside his loyal friends—Jason, Sofia, and Raven—he faces not only the pressures of college life but also the relentless taunts of Ethan Ford, a bully with his own insecurities. As secrets unfold and relationships deepen, Selwyn must confront his fears, reconcile his growing feelings for Raven, and uncover the strength within to stand tall against the challenges that threaten to define him.

"The missing ingredient is a test subject with Royal Blood..." Raven Kyzer, a Commoner boy, grew up in an orphanage along with his twin sister, after losing their mother at a young age, having never met their father. After being discovered to possess Royal blood, the twins are abducted by the Church of Persona. Raven is used as a test subject in an ancient form of Forbidden Magic, known as the Homunculus Ritual, while his sister goes missing in the clutches of the church. The Homunculus Ritual is conducted to turn Raven into a powerful but mindless Monster, a loyal weapon for the church with no sense of free will...but something goes wrong, the ritual fails to destroy Raven's mind and he escapes the clutches of the church. Furious at being turned into a Monster, Raven swears revenge against the church, determined to make them pay for what they did to him, as well as to rescue his sister from their clutches. But there's only so much he can do by himself, even with the new powers he gained through the Homunculus Ritual...that's when he has a fateful encounter with the nation's most wanted criminals, a group known as The Irregulars, who, like Raven, have their own reasons to despise and go after the church, as well as the corrupt Nobility that oppresses the Commoners. With their goals aligned, Raven decides to join The Irregulars, taking the first step on his long, arduous path to revenge... Instagram: @aimdaqs Discord Server: https://discord.gg/J497zhJb

This is a world of humans living with gods. Raven who is main protagonist of this story is a 'god'. We introduced to the 7 God's which are (earth, gravity, water, fire, death wind, lightning) Raven is lazy, but much more overpowered like when we see. 'Am I weak' And he has a back story too which is going to get a bit spicy so let's start our journey together till the end.

She was left where shadows gather, where no flowers grow. Raised among strangers, haunted by dreams that are not her own, and drawn to a darkness she cannot explain. Across two kingdoms—one of light, one of dust—powers shift, kings scheme, and ancient truths rot beneath gilded crowns. A shield guards the border. A ghost wears a crown. A lie lives as truth. And somewhere, in the quiet between heartbeats, something lost begins to grow.

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A strange server event, less a catastrophic glitch and more a tremor in the abyssal code, grants Barnaby consciousness. He isn’t flagged as a bug, no system alarm sounds for his deletion. Instead, he's simply… aware and exposed. The script still runs, but now he understands its hollowness. He feels the corrosive salt air, the phantom spray of a cold digital sea, the crushing futility of his coded existence amidst the Echoes of Ruin that sound like the gnashing teeth of Grimshark itself. But with sentience comes instinct. An instinct to survive in this predatory digital ocean. And something else… a spark of defiance against the engulfing darkness. Barnaby, against all programming and logic, decides to fight. Not just exist within his loop, but to truly exist and perhaps even… ascend within the broken, ravenous world of Grimshark.

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When Amanda is forced to accept Travis as her shadow—a rugged, ex-monk turned bodyguard hired by her controlling father—her world of freedom and privilege is upended. To Travis, Amanda is everything he despises: reckless, privileged, and fiercely independent. But Amanda has her own reasons for testing his patience and breaking her father’s rules. Each act of defiance only tightens the guardrails around her life, making Travis’s presence an infuriating reminder of the pact they’re both bound to uphold. Set against the backdrop of her family’s sprawling estate, where secrets loom in every corner, Amanda’s battle for independence collides with Travis’s strict sense of duty. Their hostility becomes a game of wills, each sparking emotions they never intended—fierce anger that simmers into something neither of them can ignore. As Amanda chips away at Travis’s hardened exterior, she begins to unravel his past, igniting a tension that becomes more charged with every guarded glance and unspoken word. But some boundaries aren’t meant to be crossed. And as Amanda gets closer to the truth of her father’s hidden agenda, she realizes she’s not the only one risking everything to escape her family’s grip. Travis’s loyalties, once unshakable, begin to blur in the heat of their connection—a passion that threatens to unravel the lies they’re both entangled in. Guarded Ties: Where hatred meets desire, and loyalty holds secrets that could destroy them both.

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Nous rêvons tous. Avec le temps certains d'entre nous oublie nos rêves. Les cauchemars quant à eux sont plus mémorables. Dust souhaite que son rêve soit exaucé, et pour cela il doit survivre aux cauchemars. ( ce concentre sur l horreur mais les deux personnages principaux vont être engagés dans une romance hommeXhomme)

The Mysteries of Limitless follows Raven Veyrin, a young man with an extraordinary gift: an unshakable instinct that always leads him to the right choices, defying logic. Though his mind is sharp, it's his instinct that sets him apart, allowing him to navigate a world where strange forces lie beneath the surface. As Raven uncovers a hidden world of others with similar powers, he begins to question the boundaries of power itself. What happens when there are no limits left to break?

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We all dream. With time some us forget them. Nightmares are more memorable. Dust, wanted his dream to be fullfilled, for that he need to survive nightmares.

“We would have kept the peace but they wanted war and war it is they would get.” Raven Cross, a British spy is tasked with preventing World War III but as a mole complicates things, the world is thrown into turmoil and Raven Cross is now in a race against time to save humanity before it destroys itself.

"Shadows of Blood and Fate" You know how life throws curveballs? Well, mine tossed me straight into a nightmare. I’m Eli Cain, and until recently, I thought my biggest problem was oversleeping and missing class. Turns out, that was the least of my worries. One night, a stranger with fangs attacked me—yeah, actual fangs—and just when I thought I was toast, something strange happened. I unleashed a power I didn’t know I had, sending him flying. That was the moment everything changed. I’m not just some random college kid. I’m part of an ancient vampire bloodline, cursed and marked by a prophecy I can’t escape. Now, I’m stuck between two worlds: the world of vampires, with its secrets and shadows, and the world I’ve always known, where nothing seems quite as normal anymore. To make things even more complicated, there’s Luna Winters—a beautiful, enigmatic vampire hunter who seems just as confused about me as I am about her. She might be the key to understanding my fate, or maybe she’s just another danger lurking in the dark. I didn’t ask for any of this. But as secrets unravel and enemies close in, one thing is clear: my life will never be the same. And the worst part? I don’t know if that’s a good thing… or if it’s going to get me killed.