Stand Up Comedian Romance

A man in his thirties was standing in front of she-devil's grave, under everyone's watchful eyes, he dropped the flower to her coffin, his tone was full of ridicule. "Congrats on your death." Next year he came, "I won. You lost to me and I will live well. Just rot in there." Next year he came again, "I have a pretty girlfriend and I will marry next year. My life is good. Nothing to worry about." Next year he came once more, "I will stop visiting and forget you! My life is better without you! See, I live well!" But he came again the next year and the years after that. People said he was hunted by his so-called arch-enemy. That even after death, the devil did not even let him go. He stood in front of her grave. His once handsome face had turned old and wrinkly. "Bei Sangyun, I cursed you. You are not allowed to rest in peace. You must be suffering there like me, right? You devil..." He might be the last one standing. But his life was the same as the dead's- lifeless and empty. He did not live well, he never once marry and his heart was never at peace. And it was all the fault of one person. ***** Bei Sangyun was a big bully in high school. The target of her bullying was the skinny boy in her grade, Fei Chuan. They were classmates once in kindergarten and met again in high school. But one day, just a year left before graduation, the big bully suddenly changed. One day, Fei Chuan hesitantly opened his locker. The other night, the big bully said that she left something in his locker. He did not really want to open it. He was afraid a poisonous snake would come out of his locker. However, his report card was there. With gritted teeth, the young boy opened it. However, what appeared was not a hideous thing as he expected, but a bright pink letter with a little heart sticker as a seal. It turned out, the surprise was scarier than a snake. Was this a new form of torture? Since then, Bei Sangyun relentlessly chased the young Fei Chuan until the two got married. ****** This is a story of rebirth. The two arch-enemies who could not live under the same sky had become sweet lovers.

I am Racist. … I mean, my name is Racis T. I swear. Please don’t cancel me before chapter 1. Anyway, I was a stand-up comedian. Not the good kind who gets Netflix specials. The kind who gets hit with beer bottles and told to “Meet me backstage. You’ll get one more mic.” One night, I was performing in a bar so shady, even cockroaches walked in with bodyguards. It was full of tattooed bikers who drink engine oil, smoke burnt rubber, lick silencers, cry over their exes, and still believe their fists are a valid debate technique. And there I was—trying to make them laugh using yo mamma jokes and dark humor so black it should’ve come with a flashlight and some cotton. They didn’t laugh. I kept going. One of them pulled out a gun. I cracked a joke. He cracked my skull. Bullet. Brain. Curtains. Boom. But here’s the funny part: I always wanted to be a successful comedian. Maybe get a standing ovation. But what I got was Uncontrollable Blood Ovulation. Still, I had dreams, man. Big dreams. Make people laugh. Marry someone who doesn't need two chairs to sit. Eat three meals a day, Own a yacht (the humble kind with a helipad) I wasn’t greedy. I would have donated 0.01% of my wealth to charity. I only wanted 99% of everything. But fate, karma, God, or probably the trends of Webnovel had other plans. Because instead of resting in peace… I woke up in another world. A fantasy world full of monsters, heroes, magic, kingdoms, war… And zero comedy clubs. Just my luck. So now I’ve got a second life, a rude system, and maybe a power or two. But being a Hero is secondary. First, I am gonna roast dragons, clown on kings, incest—invest, I mean invest and make the whole world laugh until they cry—or kill me again. Either way… Welcome to the story of the most dangerous thing in every world— A man who won’t shut up. ——— ——— ——— Support Me - ko-fi.com/khyaal Join My Discord For Reference Arts and much more - https://discord.gg/zmUcswM2N5

A single moment of hesitation shattered their first love—Yoon Jae-ha, unable to express his true feelings, and Han Hye-won, who did her best to avoid him. One day, both of their lives came to a sudden, tragic end. But fate offers them a second chance. “You have no choice but to turn back time. For exactly 49 days.” “Is there a small regret or mistake you wish you could undo?” In that moment, both of them were reminded of 'that' memory—their clumsy, awkward first kiss. From that day forward, their relationship fell apart completely. “It seems the two of you have the same thing in mind.” For 49 days, they are sent back in time—to that moment—to rewrite the past. But things don’t go quite as planned. They wake up in the past, only to realize they’ve swapped bodies—and they're both 19 years old again. “You’re the one who said we could never be more than friends. But now? What’s this supposed to mean?” “You’re a woman to me. I’m not doing this ‘just friends’ thing.” A chaotic, time-travel romance between two switched souls! Hye-won, quirky but loveable, and Jae-ha, quiet but dangerously possessive, find their feelings for each other deepening. As unexpected people entangle themselves in their fate, the lines between past and present blur. When the 49 days are up… 'Can this love finally come true?' __________✧⁠⑅⁠˖⁠♡｡ﾟ∘⁠˚⁠˳⁠°↝⁠^⁠.⁠_⁠.⁠^___________________ My other works: "I became the Beast Duke's wife" on transcendentaltls .com (ongoing) ~ "Cat Kiss" on novelishuniversetransaltions .com (new)

From being a sex slave to the mafia lord’s favourite, follow the story of Mina Angel, from being a sassy girl to the mafia lord princess. Aaron Vertercio, the mafia Lord took a liking to Mina, he’d do anything for Mina to be his sex slave, even if he had to make Mina and her sick mom homeless and suffer. “What, I woke up like this” Mina said. “ Go back and change princess!” Aaron growled “ Why?” Aaron walked towards her, the aura was enough to send a shiver down someone's spine Mina was slammed against the wall, and Aaron locked her in his arms “Remember this, you are mine and mine alone”. You can follow me on Discord; _Mckenzie_

Di balik gemerlap dunia game dan teknologi Iconplay, seorang direktur yang dingin dan ambisius ternyata adalah kepala klan mafia yang kejam. Saat seorang desainer grafis muda tanpa sengaja mengungkap identitasnya, permainan berbahaya antara cinta, intrik, dan kesetiaan pun dimulai.

Alef is invisible in real life but in V Power, the world’s biggest virtual game, he’s the number one player. After defeating the school bully in a major tournament, his life changes overnight. He’s recruited into V Genesis, a secret academy for elite gamers training for something far bigger than just a game. As the line between reality and V Power begins to blur, Alef must rise above it all or lose himself in the world that made him a legend....

Kim Soyeon, a reckless 20-year-old heiress to a Dubai real estate empire, lives for luxury and parties, ignoring her late father's will that demands she marry to claim her fortune. When her mother schemes to pair her with Park Jungwoo, a Stoic 32-year-old businessman who fought his way out of poverty, sparks fly between two opposites. Soyeon thinks Jungwoo is dull and arrogant; he sees her as a spoiled child. But amidst Dubai's dazzling nights, from Burj Khalifa to Palm Jumeirah, love begins to bloom through hilarious mishaps and dramatic misunderstandings. With a charming rival stirring trouble and family pressures mounting, can Soyeon grow up and find true love? And will Jungwoo open his heart to a world he's never dared to explore? VIP Romance is an emotional rollercoaster packed with laughter, tears, and swoon-worthy romance, where two worlds collide in the heart of the city of dreams!

Zelda Delacroix is no ordinary girl—raised in a world of affluence, power, and hidden secrets, she’s adopted into the prestigious Delacroix family, where appearances are everything and silence is survival. But beneath the surface of her new life lies a web of forbidden desire, fractured loyalties, and dangerous truths no one dares to speak. As Zelda tries to navigate university, dreams of becoming an architect, and the unrelenting expectations of the Delacroix household, she finds herself drawn to Lucien—the cold, enigmatic eldest son of the family who has always watched her from a distance. He’s off-limits, untouchable, and infuriatingly magnetic. Their connection simmers quietly, the tension growing more unbearable with each stolen glance and whispered word. But Lucien isn’t the only one watching her. The family’s secrets begin to unravel, and a forgotten brother erased from all records haunts the corners of Zelda’s life. As she digs deeper, she uncovers a dangerous conspiracy that could shatter the Delacroix name—and cost her everything. Meanwhile, rivals emerge. Marcella, a cunning girl from another elite family, pretends to befriend Zelda while scheming to steal Lucien. And Delphine Vale, a petite and seemingly harmless classmate, hides sinister intentions beneath her sweet smile. Every step Zelda takes forward is shadowed by betrayal. With her budding friendship with the genuine and free-spirited Ariyah, and the quiet support of her adoptive brothers Berrett and Ryan, Zelda tries to hold on to her sanity. But as the line between protector and possessor blurs in her relationship with Lucien, and long-buried feelings rise to the surface, Zelda must decide: Can she survive the weight of a love that was never meant to happen? And in a house built on secrets… who will burn first?

Welcome to CORE1 of the planet COR. This is a place where the amateur players from Earth train themselves as a Hunter or a rich people who wants to take a vacation since this place was the most visited places with beautiful scenery and the advance technology. I hope you're enjoying staying here and start up your life to the fullest!

Zoe Hawkins lost everything in one night — her parents murdered, her twin sister, Chloe, dead, and her home slipping through her fingers. Alone and desperate, she assumes her sister's identity in a high-stakes competition, determined to win the prize money and reclaim her life. But living as Chloe comes with complications — especially when two mysterious brothers stir emotions she’s never known. One offers solace. The other? Heartache and betrayal. Yet her heart refuses to let go of either. As secrets buried in the house begin to surface, Zoe must face the truth: her sister’s death wasn’t just a tragedy — it was the beginning of something much darker.

Elian thought Solaris Institute would be a new start. A place to study, to forget the past, to learn more about the White King’s Curse that haunted his childhood. He was wrong. Students go missing. The city keeps secrets. And after one night changes everything, Elian becomes one of the hunted — a Verae, cursed and marked. Now he’s being chased by the ICU, a brutal force that calls itself protection but acts more like a quiet death squad. Ravi, his roommate, is the son of a count. Tari, quiet and careful, hides pain behind silence. Together, they try to make sense of a city that punishes truth. But when Elian is dragged into a war he doesn’t understand — between Veraes, the empire, and a girl who once manipulated him into becoming what he is — he has to choose: His human belief Or become the monster they’re afraid of.

Today I made a decision to ride or die with the man I have loved for decades. The only Alpha who is worthy to be crowned as my head. “Evelyn, I can't wait!” I said to my best friend. My Joy knew no bounds until I heard the heart shattering words that piece through my bone marrow, my skin tore apart and I sucked myself in like a snail in its shell. “Sofia, I know you love me but the heart belongs where it belongs. I can no longer be with you Sofia because the heart belongs to the woman that is pregnant for me and she is also carrying my heir. I love her way more than the way I love you” It was a long sentence that shattered my heart not just on an ordinary day but on our wedding day. The man I have loved all my life kept a secret from me, he got his mistress pregnant and chose to open up to me on our wedding day, right in front of the guests, the people of the pack and all the elders of the council. What kind of rejection can be worse as that? I knew the moment the wolves looked at me and the next step was to stay away. I ran into the hands of the man that kicked up my ignition and taught my hands to war, but it was left for me to know if it was something to embrace or retard. Lycan Adam claimed that I was his and he wouldn't share me with anyone and he proposed that he had found something he lost a long time ago even if he doesn't know exactly. Will Lucas be worth my stand when the time comes? I'll I still love him even after the rejection or be with the man who taught me to be a great warrior? What will be my future if I later settle with the one the moon goddess hasn't mated me with me? What’s my secret?

The world ended or or so it seemed. Brandon and Sterla regress back in time but in different bodies than the original timeline and they both have a system together. Something happened that caused them to be connected in ways beyond their comprehension. Brandon , a puppet of mass destruction. Sterla , a tortured bird in a cage . Follow along on their journey as they discover why the world was doomed and how to stop it. No harem, No Yuri, No ntr and the main characters are gonna end up with who they end up with

A vida de Holly vira de cabeça para baixo quando ela precisa cobrir o turno da mãe no trabalho. O que parecia uma simples ajuda familiar se transforma em uma inesperada jornada que a tirará de sua rotina e a lançará em um turbilhão de acontecimentos. O que será que a espera nesse novo caminho?

In a corporate-run city where heroes are ranked, regulated, and ruthlessly branded, Elian Blaze — the world’s #1 superhero — is losing his will to fight. Trapped in a contract that commodifies his every move, Elian starts seeking connection in the unlikeliest places: inside the minds of the villains he’s sworn to stop. As he begins to question the very system he upholds, he uncovers a truth buried beneath the hero-villain binary — one that could unmake him.

--- She was meant to be just a pawn, now she's the queen he'll live and die for. When the country’s most elusive billionaire dollar heir announces a once-in-a-lifetime invitation, Maeve finds herself swept into a marriage she didn’t choose, wearing a dress she didn’t pick, beside a man who barely looks at her. He needed a wife to claim his inheritance. She was just... there. Unwanted by the family that took her in, unnoticed by the man who now owns her last name. Left to navigate a world of silent dinners, cold stares, and luxury that feels like punishment, Maeve buries herself in quiet solitude. What begins as indifference turns into curiosity, and curiosity into possession. And when the truth of her past surfaces—of a tragedy that was never just an accident—he realizes he’s married to something far more dangerous than he ever expected: A quiet storm he never saw coming. In a world where loyalty is bought, betrayal is currency, and love is weakness... Can a quiet girl with secrets tame a king born in blood? --- Book cover mine so please don't use.

Bound

a young woman marked by fate and circumstances to endure pain and betrayal, was cast aside by everyone she once trusted and worked with. The final blow came when her deceitful husband, Kenny, divorced her and threw her out , all in one heartbreaking night. But that same night, fate took a surprising turn when she crossed,path with Jonathan multibillionaire battling his own storms in life. Pulled out from her downfall by this mysterious stranger, they were swept into a one-night encounter guided by the night of ectensy,an encounter whose consequences would defy every ill fate and rewrite the story of their lives. Hours later, Sarah would discover that life was offering her a silly and a decisive twist of fate, which could empower her to go on a bloody journey of vengeance.however, the question isn't about whether she would accept the offer of revenge, but if she would triumphantly come out in fulfilment of her mission.This story was born amidst the tale of a one night stand.

A girl named Sali got a maroon plain-dull looking book for free from the old lady across the street. She doesn't know that the book is special. She was about to meet up with her friend, she took a short cut but she ended up at the dark alley. She was about to go back but it's too late. Two men were waiting for her, wanted to rob her, wanted to touch her. She tried to run and stopped when one of them stabbed her. It's was fate for her to get stabbed across the dark alley because a new life were waiting for her in a another world.

Ayla is twenty -two when her boyfriend breaks up with her. Feeling distraught, she has a one-night stand with a stranger. That stranger turns out to be the CEO of the new company that she is going to work for. What will happen when the two strangers reunite again?

A teen Romancee!! in a Cafe ? Strangers to lovers....

In the imperial city of Sanctus Terra lives a young and talented magician, Mavis Grand, who have just gotten her heart broken yet again. After drinking all day, she came to the conclusion that she will never find love and decides to end her life. She ended up going to the graveyard instead and finds an unmaintained tombstone with the name "Lowell Necros" written on it. One thing led to another involving law enforcers and she had to use necromancy to fend them off. Follow the story of Mavis as she finally finds love in the most unexpected places.

"So I heard you're the one who carry my baby? right.. Ginny?" "What do you want?" "Come back to me... I miss you like crazy.." Everything started when the successful business woman, Ginny Beaverly accidentally become "one night stand" of the billionaire who owned the biggest company which become one of the main sponsor for Ginny's business, who was also her ex.

One accidental kiss, a jealous ex, and a coffee-shop crush , Star finds herself tangled in a love triangle she didn’t see coming. Now she must decide follow her guarded heart or risk it all for the boy who challenges everything she thought she knew about love.

She turned her head and screamed into the mattress again, and I felt her body shudder under my palm as her juices coated my shaft - this was a particularly juicy one. I kept thrusting, feeling myself approach that critical moment. My eyes roamed over one of Jessica's best features - her flawless skin. As someone who spent most of her time indoors reading and maintaining a rigorous skin care routine, she was almost translucent with a flawless complexion that I constantly marveled at. Her back, her shoulders, her ass… it was all a flawless work of art like the finest marble.......