Southern Humor

"ไป๋ชิงฮ่าว เธอนี่!" เขาจับคนเลวมาแอบฟังการสนทนา... ชาติที่แล้วเธอผิวคล้ำ อ้วน และมีสิวเต็มหน้า แต่เขายังรักเธอลึกซึ้งถึงกระดูก น่าเสียดายที่เธอมองไม่เห็นความจริงใจของเขา หลงรักแต่ผู้ชายเลวที่ซ่อนความชั่วร้าย จนสุดท้ายต้องตาบอดและเป็นอัมพาต หลังจากเกิดใหม่ เธอถึงได้รู้ว่าสิวบนใบหน้าและผิวที่คล้ำนั้นเป็นเพราะพี่สาวแท้ๆ ใส่ 'ของ' ลงในเครื่องสำอาง ชาตินี้เธอห่างไกลจากผู้ชายเลว ลดน้ำหนัก กำจัด 'ของ' รักษาใบหน้า กลับมามีรูปร่างบอบบางและความงามเลอค่า ทะนุถนอมความรักที่สามีมอบให้ หวานชื่นร่วมกันแก้แค้นคนชั่ว และมีลูกน้อย...

An unnamed scout, sacrificed on the battlefield of the Southern Border, is miraculously reborn in an alternate universe. Unexpectedly, he becomes a shaman of the Orc Kingdom, even more, a rare Dragon Shaman that appears once in a millennium. What's more, he is cursed with the Blood Sacrifice of the vilest magic pet! What lies behind this curse? A charming beauty of the Fox Tribe, a Mermaid Princess from the Abyss Kingdom, a mysterious Clam Girl from the East, a Swan Warrior maiden, who is the very embodiment of an angel, all these arrive at his side one by one. Mysterious Panda Warriors from the Eastern Panta Clan, powerful Elephant Warriors of the Orephin Clan, the invincible Whale Knights of the Banilou Tribe, from the deep sea, to the formidable warriors of Summer Palace will follow our protagonist on the stage of a grand war, carving their own path to glory. Witness how our protagonist confronts his new identity, challenges the formidable human magic and invincible legions with the heroic Orc war-song. Witness how our protagonist take on the identity of the Double Dragon Shaman to defeat the Dragon Knights, leading the Bimon warriors, whose brilliance is gradually fading, and penning a saga of zero mortality amidst the battle with foreign invaders!

It was the best cheat in the vast and ancient world! Its origin could be traced back to Trailokya and it was the highest law! … Three years ago, three living creatures fell from the sky. King Monroe of West Ridge got one of them and he conquered six countries to unite West Ridge. Wu Zhao of the Big Zhou Dynasty in the Southern Wasteland got another one of the living creatures. She dominated all 19 clans there and became the top figure in that region. Owen Bertram also got one of the living creatures. Yet three years had passed and he was still a nobody. Nothing had changed for him. However, he soon realized that the tiny loach that he got three years ago was actually the biggest cheat in the world. Moreover, it led him on a non-stop journey of becoming the biggest winner in life!

The Countess is a crossover romance novel that tells the story of Erin, a modern woman who accidentally travels back in time to 13th-century Ireland, where she embarks on a time-transcending love and power struggle with the handsome and dark-hearted Baron Thomas. The novel combines elements of medieval aristocracy, romance and light comedy in a light-hearted and humorous style with some historical background setting.

Alix, a devoted player of Strongest Kingdom, finds himself reincarnated as his in-game avatar—the powerful and fearsome Demon King—in a mysterious and unfamiliar world. Armed with his gaming prowess and a penchant for stirring up trouble, Alix must navigate a realm fraught with danger, intrigue, and opportunity. As he discovers the secrets of his new domain, forms alliances, and faces relentless foes, one thing becomes clear: chaos follows wherever he goes. Will Alix rise to become the ultimate ruler, or will his wild antics lead to his kingdom's downfall? Join him in this thrilling, action-packed adventure where strategy, humor, and epic battles collide!

In a world where love, ambition, and rivalry collide, KIRYUU DAIKI is a romantic comedy-drama that explores the chaotic journey of self-discovery, redemption, and unexpected friendships. Kazuya Hirose, a jaded salaryman, is forced to confront his past when Kiryuu Daiki, his eccentric and over-the-top former best friend, resurfaces after years of absence. What starts as an awkward reunion quickly spirals into hilarious misadventures, heartwarming moments, and emotional reckonings as Kiryuu drags Kazuya back into a world he thought he had left behind. With its blend of sharp humor, romantic tension, and heartfelt drama, KIRYUU DAIKI is a story about second chances, the bonds we can’t escape, and the absurdity of life’s unpredictable twists.

Corporate slave Alexander dies with only one regret—not finishing the fantasy novel in his hands. Fate has a twisted sense of humor when he awakens as Alexander Flamingo, the perverted villain destined to be expelled and killed in that very story! Armed with complete knowledge of the original plot and a mischievous "Harem King System," Alexander plans to rewrite his fate. No longer the one-dimensional pervert of the novel, he'll use his future knowledge to manipulate heroes, seduce heroines, and rise from disposable villain to the true mastermind of this world. The system grants him power through every relationship he builds—but can this calculating reincarnator use his second chance to avoid his predetermined death and become the ultimate Harem King? One thing's certain: this story won't follow the original script.

"Dafeng Night Watchman" tells the story of modern policeman Xu Qian'an who traveled to the Dafeng Dynasty. As soon as Xu Qian'an traveled through time, he was involved in the case of the loss of his second uncle's tax silver. He was later implicated and imprisoned and faced exile, but he successfully solved the case with his past life experience and wisdom, rescued himself and his second uncle's family, and joined the night watchman organization. After that, he encountered various murders, political struggles, and entanglements with mysterious forces. He killed his superiors in anger to save the female relatives of the prisoners, was involved in the Sangpo case, participated in the struggle between Buddhism and the Kingdom of Ten Thousand Monsters, and entered the sight of major forces. In the end, Xu Qian'an realized that his mission was to plead for the people and protect the weak. He began to run around for the people of the world, promoted the alliance between Dafeng and the Southern Xinjiang Gu Clan and the Kingdom of Ten Thousand Monsters, and joined hands with Princess Huaiqing to launch a coup to save the people of the world. The novel combines a variety of cultural elements such as Confucianism, Taoism, Buddhism, the demon clan, and sorcerers, showing Xu Qian'an's intelligence and detective skills.

-Includes mature content/2chps a day- Eizkel Rhyse, a 21-year-old who dies unexpectedly—only to be granted a second chance at life in a parallel world that closely resembles Earth. Gifted access to a mysterious golden interface called the Record, Eizkel can now track his attributes, develop skills, and receive "quests" with real-life consequences. Reborn as an 18-year-old university student, he must adapt to a new identity, unfamiliar surroundings, and the subtle chaos of everyday life. As Eizkel begins building relationships, he learns that a second life doesn’t need to be extraordinary to be meaningful. A story that blends heartfelt humor with introspective moments, highlighting the beauty of genuine connection, personal growth, and the chance to start over. With witty dialogue, emotional depth, and grounded slice-of-life charm, all about the rediscovery of oneself, finding comfort in the ordinary, and learning that the small things often matter most. ---------------------------------------- Image isn't mine but from User: Kim Ann-yoon on Pinterest https://www.pinterest.com/pin/731835008233731211

The chemistry between them is instantaneous. And not the slow-burn kind—no, it’s the crackling, high-voltage kind that leaves Zane more than a little… intrigued. Nyx, despite her best attempts to maintain her distance, is definitely intrigued by the brooding vampire bartender with the entirely too smooth charm and disarming sense of humor. The only problem? Nyx doesn’t believe in love (been there, done that, got the emotional scars), and Zane? He had loved her once—centuries ago, when he was still mortal. She had been his anchor, his heart, his reason for resisting the darkness that had already begun to consume him. But she had died, tragically, ripped away from him by time and fate. And now, she was back.

From boardroom to bamboo forest, Leo’s life takes a drastic turn when he’s thrust into a cultivation world after an untimely demise. Surrounded by powerful spirit animals and guided by a snarky system, Leo must navigate the challenges of survival—sans credit cards. As he builds a base, strikes up unlikely friendships with the forest’s furry (and formidable) residents, causes some misunderstandings with the world's netizens, and starts his journey of cultivation, Leo finds that his new life isn’t just about surviving—it's about thriving. With humor, heart, and a few unexpected twists, Leo’s adventure is one wild ride from riches to runes.

Meet Chad: every woman’s already throwing themselves at him, but his heart beats for one—his 2D waifu! Bursting with lewd, perverted humor, cringe-worthy awkwardness, and a nonstop barrage of memes, fourth-wall breaks, and pop culture jabs, this outrageous tale proves real girls can’t compete.

21 century Wall Street financial analyst Victoria Clarke travels to the American South in 1861 in a car accident and becomes the infamous widow Eleanor Van der Lyn-a serpentine woman recorded in history as having been “hanged by the neck on the eve of the inauguration of Abraham Lincoln for treason”. Lincoln on the eve of his inauguration for treason”. She looks in the mirror at her original character's flaming lips and waist, and sneers, “A villain? No, I'll make both the North and South kneel and tremble under my skirt!” Clutching the mysterious diary left behind by the original owner in her left hand (which records the dirty dealings between the Southern aristocrats and the Northern politicians), and carrying the three mysterious “adopted sons” in her right hand (which are actually the artificial war machines in the Southern secret laboratories), Eleanor kicked away Alexander Hawthorne, the plantation owner who tries to control her by marriage, and threw the champagne into her hand, and then kicked her out of the room. Hawthorne, who pours champagne on a slave-state legislator's marriage agreement: “I have only two rules for parenting: teach my children to level slave estates with dynamite, and teach them to turn Northern generals with love letters.” --When the New York Times ridiculed her as a “slut stirring up the war through nepotism,” she took her adopted children to burn cotton fields live and force Lincoln to sign the Early Emancipation Proclamation; when Northern spies kidnapped her children, she backhandedly exposed the gold smuggling chain between General Grant and the Bank of the South, which was featured in the Washington Post. When Northern spies kidnapped her children, she backhandedly exposed the gold smuggling chain between General Grant and the Bank of the South, making headlines in the Washington Post: “Thanks to the arms sent by the enemy, I am now the first female arms dealer and interim Secretary of State of the United States of America.

Waking up in a new world, the protagonist realizes he's landed in a genuine magical fantasy realm full of wonders—and deadly dangers. Just yesterday, he was an ordinary university graduate celebrating the end of his studies at a lively party. But today, he's a newcomer in a mysterious world ruled by three powerful academies, each led by a great mage. Things take an even stranger turn when he acquires a unique Trolling System! Its mission? Drive these mages to madness! However, there’s one significant problem—it’s not just a joke. The great mages are powerful, dangerous, and won't tolerate being mocked. If the hero isn't careful, he'll become ashes faster than he can say, "It’s just a prank!" Can he survive, balancing the leveling of his strength, jokes on the edge of life and death, and dangerous enemies who fail to appreciate his sense of humor? Or will he become the first person ever to drive the great mages to rage—and live to tell the tale?

Jeremy Romano woke up in another world and have to fight for his life to stay alive. Well, at least he has super OP skills, so he's safe. Follow the path of the Negromancer and expect everything. Like an OP character, he has a broken sense of humor. Give this novel a try, it's fast, easy to read and funny. At least to write. This is my very first time trying to write a book and I'm both excited and scared, so I will accept any tips from u all!!

Brilliant but emotionally scarred, Rein, a prodigy in his past life, finds himself reincarnated as the eighth prince of a crumbling kingdom in a fantastical world of swords and magic. Born from the king's drunken tryst with a maid, Rein is seen as a nobody in the royal hierarchy. Yet, his sharp mind and newfound happiness in this strange new life are short-lived as he becomes embroiled in deadly royal politics, the looming threat of war, and the resurgence of a Demon King bent on global annihilation. Armed with his prodigious intellect, a keen sense of humor, and a deep desire to find purpose, Rein must navigate betrayal, love, and adventure in a world that’s more dangerous than he ever imagined.

Kazuki’s life was painfully average—just another cog in the nine-to-five grind. His only escape? Binge-reading novels and no-lifing video games. Then he woke up inside one of those novels. Armed with unstable morals, unhinged humor, and a penchant for pettiness, Kazuki is determined to survive, thrive, and maybe cause a little chaos along the way. The world has no idea what’s coming. [Daily Updates!] Unlock More Chapters! Want extra chapters? Here's how you can make it happen: 10 Power Stones = +1 Bonus Chapter 30 Comments = +1 Bonus Chapter 10K Views = +1 Bonus Chapter Your support keeps the story going! Let’s see how far we can push it!

In a world where magic thrives and mythical beasts lurk in the shadows, Tohgi Akura is born into the unforgiving southern district of Vandekar—a lawless land ruled by bandits and plagued by poverty. Despite his humble beginnings, Tohgi harbours an audacious dream: to achieve recognition not for himself but for the overlooked and downtrodden people of his homeland. To realize this dream, he must become a Knight, a title synonymous with honour, power, and nobility. Tohgi’s raw talent rivals the elite, but his lack of noble heritage leaves him scorned by the privileged. Yet, his unwavering determination and resilience catch the attention of influential figures who see potential in the unrefined boy. With their guidance, Tohgi rises through the ranks, challenging a society built to keep people like him in the dirt. However, ambition has its price. As Tohgi carves his path toward greatness, his defiance of the status quo ignites conflicts that spiral into devastating wars. In his quest to protect those he loves and uphold his ideals, Tohgi must grapple with the weight of his choices and the sacrifices demanded by his legacy. The Journey of Tohgi Akura: 1. The Knight’s Path. 2. A Knight’s Dilemma. 3. Terrorist’s Mirror. 4. The Dark Truth. 5. National War. 6. Rise of the South. 7. The World Engulfed. Tohgi’s brilliance and strength make him a natural leader, but his journey is defined by contradiction. His moral ambiguity, reliance on intellect, and tendency to isolate himself complicate his path. Beneath his unyielding exterior lies a man burdened by the pain of his people and the weight of his choices. As he battles societal rejection and his inner demons, Tohgi’s story asks: Will he be remembered as a hero… a tyrant… or… just another man? Tohgi’s Odyssey is a tale of ambition, loyalty, and the unrelenting cost of dreams—a story of a boy’s rise from the shadows of poverty to the heights of power, and the tumultuous legacy he leaves behind. Do not hesitate to comment your thoughts at any point in the story, it would bring me great joy to be able to interact with readers of my work. I hope to see you on the other side. PS: Bold text indicates the use of magic, parenthesis () indicates thought. Thank you! Enjoy! :)

On the enigmatic Isle of Forgotten Shadow, five adventurers awaken with no memory of how they arrived. Drawn together by a mysterious voice, they learn of two powerful artifacts: the Heart of the Ocean and the Heart of Aether. Each adventurer has personal reasons for seeking these relics--Sylas Eryndor, a proud cleric, seeks redemption; Lockjaw Nightscale, a stoic ranger, yearns for closure; his brother, Crimjaw, offers humor and loyalty; Valric Starstride, a cunning rogue, searches for survival and gain; and Masell, a brooding cleric, is driven by apocalyptic visions. Filled with action, comedy, and character-driven moments, this tale of adventure and discovery explores the power of friendship and the courage to face the unknown.

"If you eat ass, you'll never starve." - King Barric Ironstorm the Vth In the land of Siriuhs sat a little southern Kingdom known as Ol' Tameria. Prince Barric Ironstorm always dreaded the day he would become King of Ol' Tameria as it meant the end of his playboy lifestyle, but on the day of his coronation a mysterious demon messenger would arrive just as he was crowned. The demon warned the king that the armies of the Demon Princess would arrive to conquer his beloved kingdom within a years time. The newly crowned King Barric saw this as his last opportunity for adventure before a boring life of royal duty. With his adopted elf sister Layla, The King would set out on adventure to stop the demon army!... (and seduce every thicc ass baddie monster girl, boy, they/them, etc. on the way!) All Rights Reserved

João Vitão, serei eu? Um cara de poucos assuntos, mas de grandes histórias. Extrovertido ou triste? Bem, nessas aventuras, iremos descobrir! Este livro trata sobre minha vida: Rotinas Amores Pensamentos Sentimentos Humor Reflexões E então, está preparado para começar essa aventura comigo? Meu Insta: @joao_vitaoo

Anna Krause is in her senior year and more than ready to leave high school behind and start a new, fresh life without homework. What she didn't expect, however, is that she might want to spend a little more time inside what she thought was a prison... once she meets her new calculus teacher. Lesbian Romance | TeacherxStudent | Age-gap | Humor Copyright 2015 by ShayZayit

A humorous world full of hatred , trails, questionable love, desires and a little touch of romance are all found in ocean's world ...what would you do if you find out your entire family is all about lies and manipulation , hatred and questionable love , disappointment and scary secrets. Hope on this journey and explore this unrealistic world in "hey chill out its just me".

# Radio Nowhere In a world of walking corpses, Nasir Arzani broadcasts to no one on his homemade radio, convinced he's the last person alive. His lonely existence consists of raiding abandoned stores, avoiding the undead, and talking to himself through the airwaves of his "Radio Nowhere." Until someone answers back. When a mysterious glowing woman appears and disappears without explanation, Nasir questions his sanity. Is she real? A hallucination? Or something else entirely? As Nasir rediscovers faith he'd long forgotten, he learns there might be a way out—a rescue ferry across the ocean, offering escape from this nightmare world. But reaching it means a dangerous journey across zombie-infested America with only his unusual new companion for guidance. With equal parts dark humor and heart, "Radio Nowhere" follows one man's quest for connection in a disconnected world, where finding purpose might be the most valuable survival skill of all.

After an untimely demise, our protagonist finds themselves reborn in a medieval fantasy world—but not as the typical overpowered hero. Instead, they're reincarnated as the heir to a small kingdom known for its progressive views on gender and individuality. However, they quickly discover their new body comes with a twist: they’re now the kingdom’s Drag King, a royal figure celebrated for bridging cultural divides through their commanding presence and dazzling performances. As they navigate court intrigue, a looming war with a neighboring empire, and the challenges of maintaining their identity in a new world, they find allies in unexpected places—a stoic knight with a soft heart, a rebellious mage, and a scheming noble who’s more than they seem. Blending humor, drama, and action, this story follows the Drag King’s journey to unite their kingdom, explore self-expression, and prove that charisma and creativity can conquer even the darkest challenges. warning it may be deal with difficult topics proceed carefully

In 2025 Shanghai, Zhao Ming, a 48-year-old clerk, stumbles into a microscopic parallel world during his zodiac year. Amid unknown threats and infection risks, his coke becomes a lifesaving "potion." He builds a multicultural stronghold in an abandoned LA town, trading supplies and secretly deploying cola syrup, AI, and nuclear tech against virus threats. The story celebrates cultural friction as a source of joy, echoing nostalgic debates from 1990s western world, where friends bonded over beer, history, and folklore. A whimsical "Toad-mouthed Owl" spouting idioms adds humor, while time-travel themes bridge past camaraderie and speculative futures. Ultimately, resilience thrives not in division but in shared laughter and resourceful reinvention.

When a jaded software engineer wakes up in the body of Leonard Everhart, the infamous third prince of the Everhart Kingdom, he quickly realizes he's doomed. In the fantasy novel he once read, Leonard was nothing more than a villainous cannon fodder in an academy-style harem romance story. Destined to be humiliated, outclassed, and eventually executed, Leonard refuses to follow the script. But fate has a sense of humor—along with his memories of the novel, he has also gained an AI system, one that grants him insights, optimizations, and potential paths to power. Armed with modern knowledge, ruthless cunning, and zero interest in being a stepping stone for the so-called protagonist, Leonard embarks on a new path—one where he lives how he pleases, takes what he wants, and writes his own legend. After all, why settle for survival when you can rule?

More Than Just a Game follows the lives of two high school students, Liam Tanaka and Zoey Nakamura, whose paths cross in the most unexpected of ways. Liam, a skilled and hardworking basketball player, is known for his humor, intelligence, and competitive spirit. However, when it comes to love, he's completely clueless. Zoey, on the other hand, is a cheerful and determined volleyball player with a shy personality, often hiding behind her vibrant smile Through moments of rivalry, laughter, and heartwarming gestures, More Than Just a Game is a journey of discovering what it truly means to love and be loved, both on and off the court.

Sean is a sixteen-year-old with a tasteless sense of humor. After enduring a harsh life from an early age, he decides to end it, believing death will grant him freedom. Unfortunately for him, even death slammed its doors in his face.

In a world where every individual awakens with a class at sixteen, Arlan, an orphan from the grimy alleyways of Duskhaven, dreams of a better life. However, when his awakening reveals the forbidden and feared class of Necromancer, his dreams quickly turn into a carefully guarded secret. Arlan isn't your typical necromancer raising hordes of undead; instead, he finds himself bonded to Bones, a quirky skeletal rat who quickly becomes his unlikely companion. Together, they navigate the perilous life of adventurers, joining a rookie adventuring party while desperately concealing Arlan's dark powers. As they delve into dangerous dungeons teeming with monsters, hidden treasures, and deadly rivals, Arlan must carefully balance his necromantic abilities, all the while convincing his skeptical party members that he's just another summoner with an unusual familiar. The stakes rise when Cedric, a righteous paladin prodigy, joins their group. Ever vigilant against the dark arts, Cedric's suspicions threaten to expose Arlan’s secret at every turn. Amid thrilling battles, humorous mishaps, and heartfelt friendships, Arlan struggles with his growing powers and morality, learning the true meaning of strength, loyalty, and courage. A Slightly Undead Adventure is an exhilarating journey filled with humor, heart, and heroics, perfect for fans of fantasy who enjoy watching an underdog navigate the complexities of friendship, secrecy, and discovering one's true potential—even if that potential happens to involve talking skeletons.