Southern Humor

Luna Selene, now Queen Luna Selene has been arrested and brought to the Police Station. This vivacious, beautiful, mentally strong, quick witted and highly skilled Luna is on a mission of revenge. She fell in love with the enemy's son. While she is the daughter of Alpha King Darius of Southern Territory, her mate is Alpha Mark Donnell, Son of Alpha King William Wolf of Northern Territory. The marriage takes place amid surprise attacks and violence. While King Darius escapes to an unknown destination while Luna Selene's siblings are assassinated. Luna Selene vows to destroy the Northern Territory while her fury is unseen and unknown to everyone except the Patriarch, William Wolf. He has her arrested by his faithful lieutenant Inspector Allison, (not a beta yet) who has brought her to the police station. Will she be assassinated or escape or turn the tables in her favor? What will be her end eventually? Will she fulfill her promise.....read on.

"Dafeng Night Watchman" tells the story of modern policeman Xu Qian'an who traveled to the Dafeng Dynasty. As soon as Xu Qian'an traveled through time, he was involved in the case of the loss of his second uncle's tax silver. He was later implicated and imprisoned and faced exile, but he successfully solved the case with his past life experience and wisdom, rescued himself and his second uncle's family, and joined the night watchman organization. After that, he encountered various murders, political struggles, and entanglements with mysterious forces. He killed his superiors in anger to save the female relatives of the prisoners, was involved in the Sangpo case, participated in the struggle between Buddhism and the Kingdom of Ten Thousand Monsters, and entered the sight of major forces. In the end, Xu Qian'an realized that his mission was to plead for the people and protect the weak. He began to run around for the people of the world, promoted the alliance between Dafeng and the Southern Xinjiang Gu Clan and the Kingdom of Ten Thousand Monsters, and joined hands with Princess Huaiqing to launch a coup to save the people of the world. The novel combines a variety of cultural elements such as Confucianism, Taoism, Buddhism, the demon clan, and sorcerers, showing Xu Qian'an's intelligence and detective skills.

"If you eat ass, you'll never starve." - King Barric Ironstorm the Vth In the land of Siriuhs sat a little southern Kingdom known as Ol' Tameria. Prince Barric Ironstorm always dreaded the day he would become King of Ol' Tameria as it meant the end of his playboy lifestyle, but on the day of his coronation a mysterious demon messenger would arrive just as he was crowned. The demon warned the king that the armies of the Demon Princess would arrive to conquer his beloved kingdom within a years time. The newly crowned King Barric saw this as his last opportunity for adventure before a boring life of royal duty. With his adopted elf sister Layla, The King would set out on adventure to stop the demon army!... (and seduce every thicc ass baddie monster girl, boy, they/them, etc. on the way!) All Rights Reserved

"Fake it till you make it" It was a phrase that became Leo's only hope for survival as he was forced to play the role of the biggest big boss when he was nothing more than a small fish. Set in a world where Earth is riddled with natural disasters and humans must migrate to new planets onboard massive arc ships, this novel follows the journey of the Skyshard brothers Luke and Leo as they fight against their fate and rise to the top from the lowest of lows. --------------- A/N - This novel will explore the concept of misunderstandings and a MC whose real strength is over exaggerated through a rigged system. It will be a humorous blend of concepts such as Sci-Fi, Fantasy, MMORPG and Slice Of Life into one novel. If you are tired of conventional novels and are looking for something new, This book will definitely satisfy your itch, so please give it a try! Discord - https://discord.com/invite/PPhnY3ZAqH

Mysterious and curious swords scattered across the earth, waiting for their world-renowned Sword Masters. Who can comprehend the miraculous skill that has been passed down from millennia? The city of Chang'an hides those who carry the power of fire and sun, the central plains house giant decaying millennial families, the wild warriors of the Northern Territory silently sharpen their blades, the dance of deceit and cunning occurs among the southern kingdoms... Above the lofty tranquility, a pair of world-dominating gray eyes are slowly opening. Pei Ye raises his head, pulling the Longsword from his stomach: "Immortal Lord of the True Dragon Taiyi... let's see, who is whose prey."

Di sebuah sekolah modern, kehidupan berjalan normal bagi MC, seorang siswa cerdas dengan selera humor yang selalu menyegarkan suasana. Di sekitarnya, ada adik-adik kelas yang sering merepotkan, adik kembar yang menyimpan rahasia, sahabat-sahabat yang unik, dan seorang adik kecil yang ceroboh namun menggemaskan. Suatu hari, sebuah fenomena misterius terjadi—langit berubah, dan lingkaran sihir muncul di tengah halaman sekolah. Ketujuhnya tersedot ke dalam portal yang membawa mereka ke dunia fantasi dengan kerajaan, sihir, dan bahaya di setiap sudut. Saat tersadar dari pingsannya, sang MC sangat terkejut, karena mendapati dirinya yang telah berubah menjadi seorang wanita.

Wraithbound is a chaotic urban fantasy set in modern-day Japan, blending dark humor, psychological horror, and supernatural elements. The story follows Hikari Sato, a rebellious gyaru high schooler whose life changes after an encounter with a demon, awakening her psychic abilities and disturbing the balance between the mundane and mystical worlds. Thrust into a hidden realm of spirits, demons, and morally ambiguous characters, Hikari must confront external threats and her own inner darkness. As she struggles with her powers, societal prejudice, and complex relationships, she learns that survival and self-acceptance come at a high cost in a world where victory is never guaranteed.

From boardroom to bamboo forest, Leo’s life takes a drastic turn when he’s thrust into a cultivation world after an untimely demise. Surrounded by powerful spirit animals and guided by a snarky system, Leo must navigate the challenges of survival—sans credit cards. As he builds a base, strikes up unlikely friendships with the forest’s furry (and formidable) residents, causes some misunderstandings with the world's netizens, and starts his journey of cultivation, Leo finds that his new life isn’t just about surviving—it's about thriving. With humor, heart, and a few unexpected twists, Leo’s adventure is one wild ride from riches to runes.

When Nóttormr reincarnated into the magical world of Guthheimr, he couldn’t remember much of his life before he was reincarnated as a kobold. Despite his humble birth and small stature, he was born with the blood of dragons running through his veins. Nóttormr was determined to become a god of the kobolds even before he hatched. From that point onwards, the legendary journey of his rise to become a god started with the cracking of his egg. Follow along as he leads kobolds out of slavery, puts gnomes in their place, and shows the world the mightiness of the kobold race. This story contains: - LitRPG - Dungeons and Dragons elements - A System - Fast growth (There is a heavy emphasis on the main character without enough development on interactions with secondary characters. I hope to improve on this in the future, but I did want to warn my readers.) - Attempts at humor

Superhumans known as Enhumans are currently feared by humans One faction of Enhumans led by John Parker and his family seek the being together the two species while another faction led by Adrian Tombs (Dr. Genesis) seeks the dominate humanity. PG-13 For Intense Sequences of Sci-Fi Action Violence, Crude and Sexual Humor, Language, Brief Drug References and Some Smoking. Running Time: 120 Minutes

In a futuristic world where animal hybrids can shift between human and animal forms, Ralph, a witty American red wolf hybrid, finds himself trapped in the high-security Endangered Hybrid Zone. Living under constant surveillance, he’s made numerous escape attempts—but none have succeeded. Despite the odds, Ralph is determined to break free from the system that keeps him confined. Teaming up with a mysterious and cold-hearted cheetah hybrid, Ralph navigates the dangerous divisions between the Endangered and Common Hybrid Zones, where loyalty and survival are tested. As Ralph and his unlikely allies face threats from both the system and each other, they must learn to trust and fight together for their freedom. Extinct is a fast-paced, action-packed adventure where humor and high-stakes battles collide. As Ralph challenges everything he knows, he uncovers deeper secrets that could change the fate of all hybrids. Will he escape his prison, or will the system win once again?

"I can't be your meal..." Jacquelyn pleaded, trying to reason with the man who was supposedly her husband. His grin widened, curling into a mischievous smile, revealing his razor-sharp fangs. "And why is that?" he asked. Jacquelyn knew she had to use her brain with this one. "I am your wife... you can't eat me," she said, hoping to appeal to whatever humanity was left in him. "Makes it even better," was his cold response. Jacquelyn's legs trembled; she couldn't think of any culture or tradition where it was acceptable for a husband to eat his own wife. "And...." "And?" He prompted, with an encouraging sweet smile. "And I'm wet..." -------- Long, long ago, when Creatures of the Night ruled supreme and stood at the top of the food chain, a princess, Jacquelyn Avignon lived in the isolated part of the palace. Away from humans and even her own family. Cursed, they said. Queen killer, they called her. Bad omen, they crowned her. Until she was sent to be the bride of the Vampire King. A vampire king who enjoys his own peace and twisted sense of humor. Living life as the supreme sovereign, finds a princess who knows nothing about his supremacy at his doorstep, claiming to be his little wife. What happens when a cursed princess, afraid of blood, desperate to be with her family and to be loved back, crashes into the peaceful world of a vampire king? Her first target, turn her husband into a vegetarian. What about when Jacquelyn realizes that the world around her is more than just sunshine and good sleep but that hell is empty and the devils are here... in human form? She has to watch her back! For fans of; Forbidden love, dark fantasy, ancient curses and prophecy, strong willed and resilient female leads, grey men, dark humor, betrayals, marked mates, and star-crossed love, this book is for you. Other works by the same author: 1. Kitanna (Completed) 2. A Royal Mismatch: The Trouble With Prince Charming (Spin-off of Kitanna, Completed) 3. The Hitman's Sunshine (Completed)

Alex, the Unseen Blade, wasn't supposed to steal the spotlight. In the grand tapestry of fate, he was merely a supporting color, a whisper in the shadows against the hero's blazing sun. Gifted with powers that defied logic and shrouded in an aura of enigma, Alex could bend time, dance with death, and erase himself from existence. Yet, he yearned for a life on the sidelines, a quiet escape from the chaos destined for the "chosen ones." But fate, it seemed, had a cruel sense of humor. When an ancient prophecy awakens a slumbering evil, the hero falls short, his light sputtering in the face of darkness. Thrust into the unwilling limelight, Alex must choose: embrace his extraordinary abilities and forge his own path, or watch the world crumble under the weight of a prophecy he never asked for. https://discord.gg/KGDCdNnW

Uma coletânea de crônicas que explora o absurdo cotidiano as vezes com humor ácido, diálogos afiados e reflexões profundas. Cada texto mergulha em situações inusitadas, personagens excêntricos e dilemas universais, revelando a ironia e a fragilidade da existência humana. Uma obra que provoca risos, incômodos e pensamentos, navegando entre o cômico e o trágico sem nunca perder o foco narrativo.

Ginny Green, an aromantic nerd, accidentally slept with the infamous campus Princess, Persephone Campbell, but she can't remember. ** Ginny Green is an aromantic nerd who only believes that love only exists in movies and novels, but still wishes to find that special someone even though she's thinking that it's impossible. After she got drunk at a party, she found herself tangled in bed with the infamous campus Princess, Persephone Campbell. Persephone Campbell is an extremely attractive, charismatic, misjudged individual due to her wealthy background. Deemed by the people as coldhearted and a snob, but she's totally the opposite. She fell in love with Ginny after their faithful night together and would love to start a relationship with her. But there is a problem, Ginny is aromantic and doesn't want to be in a relationship with anyone. Now, Persephone is on a mission to make the aromantic nerd fall in love with her. ** "You're not going to run away and walk out of this room and pretend that this didn't happen, are you?" In every accidental one-night stand, of course, that thought is not an option anymore. Embrace each other at night like long-time lovers, and in the morning, shrug off every memory like it never happened. That's always been the case. And of course, that was Ginny's initial plan after assessing the situation. But looking at Persephone's threatening, yet smiling face, she knows well how screwed up she was. Let's just laugh first. "N-no, I wasn't thinking of that at all." "Good." Persephone smiled, satisfied with her answer. She gingerly moves closer to Ginny, wrapping both of her arms around her waist. Ginny can't seem to utter a single word. Seeing a naked Persephone in front of her was... was... was - she doesn't even have any words to describe it. ** OTHER STORIES: Too Gay for You: You Give me Heart Eyes (GL)

In a world where magic thrives and mythical beasts lurk in the shadows, Tohgi Akura is born into the unforgiving southern district of Vandekar, a lawless land ruled by bandits and plagued by poverty. Despite his humble beginnings, Tohgi harbors an audacious dream: to achieve that dream he must become a Knight, a title synonymous with honor, power, and nobility. His raw talent rivals the elite, but his lack of noble heritage leaves him scorned by the privileged. Yet, Tohgi’s unwavering determination and resilience catch the attention of influential figures who see potential in the unrefined boy. With their assistance, Tohgi rises through the ranks, challenging a society built to keep people like him in the dirt. But ambition has its price. As Tohgi carves his path toward greatness, his defiance against the status quo ignites conflicts that spiral into devastating wars. In his quest to protect those he loves and what he stands for, Tohgi must grapple with the weight of his choices and the sacrifices demanded by his legacy. Will Tohgi Akura go down in history as a hero, a tyrant or just another man. His story is one of ambition, loyalty, and the unrelenting cost of dreams. Do not hesitate to comment your thoughts at any point in the story, it would bring me great joy to be able to interact with readers of my work. I hope to see you on the other side. PS: Bold text indicates the use of magic, parenthesis () indicates thought. Thank you! Enjoy! :)

Brilliant but emotionally scarred, Rein, a prodigy in his past life, finds himself reincarnated as the eighth prince of a crumbling kingdom in a fantastical world of swords and magic. Born from the king's drunken tryst with a maid, Rein is seen as a nobody in the royal hierarchy. Yet, his sharp mind and newfound happiness in this strange new life are short-lived as he becomes embroiled in deadly royal politics, the looming threat of war, and the resurgence of a Demon King bent on global annihilation. Armed with his prodigious intellect, a keen sense of humor, and a deep desire to find purpose, Rein must navigate betrayal, love, and adventure in a world that’s more dangerous than he ever imagined.

The world of Alton was a place shrouded in mysteries, filled with countless powerful beings and horrific creatures alike. It was a place like no other. At least one which Azzel had no understanding of. Standing on the barren hills of the Southern Plains, Azzel looks up to the north as he makes his way to greatness and infamy. An adventure that would shake the entire world of Alton, once again.

Suddenly thrown outside their bubble of comfort, the MC must explore the world and find a new meaning to live. Thirsty for power the MC plows through every adventure and obstacle alike for the chance at revenge. *** Great, great, great action/fantasy novel along with humor and occasional romance. This novel I have been preparing for a while, so I am very excited to finally release it. If you give even the first chapter a try, I am sure you will love it. Thank you!!! Chapter releases every Sunday 10am EST

Author's Note: This story is heavily inspired by Lord of Mysteries—what I humorously refer to as my "make-a-wish version." Awakening in an unfamiliar body, the main character discovers he has taken over the body of a forgotten man in a fantasy world that transcends a single era. A world shaped by rituals, alchemy, divination, and the presence of mysterious deities. As he struggles to unravel his identity, he is drawn into the secrets of alchemy, ancient mysteries, and the hidden truths that shaped this extraordinary realm.

Lina Carter, a fearless ex-soldier, never expected her life to end in a tragic accident or to wake up in someone else's body. Reincarnated as Princess Isabella, a timid royal trapped in a loveless marriage to Prince Nicholas Henry, Lina soon discovers the dark truth behind Isabella's fate. But Lina is no fragile princess. Determined to make the most of her new life, she transforms into a force to be reckoned with, outwitting the scheming prince and his secret lover. With humor, strength, and cunning, Lina takes control of her destiny, turning the tables on everyone who thought they could control her. In this thrilling, funny tale of empowerment, Lina shows the world what happens when an unstoppable woman is reborn as royalty.

“Sparks in the Rain” is a lighthearted and electric teen romance about Ellie Bennett, a sarcastic, stubborn high schooler navigating the mess of family drama, broken bikes, and big dreams she’s not sure she’ll ever reach. One stormy night, she meets Liam Harper, an unpredictable skater boy with a lopsided grin and a talent for finding humor in chaos. What starts as a rain-soaked encounter quickly turns into an unlikely connection as Liam brings spontaneity to Ellie’s carefully guarded world, while Ellie helps Liam confront the fears he’s been running from. But as sparks fly and walls come down, Ellie begins to realize that letting someone in means risking her heart—and that maybe, the rain isn’t the only thing falling.

Ignis, a weary priest with shaky faith, battles demons and curses armed only with a rosary, holy water, and an unrelenting dark humor. Amid supernatural struggles and mental chaos, he discovers that even in hell, there’s room for irony. Facing horrors and secrets far beyond his grasp, Ignis must fight not just against evil, but against himself. "A Hell of a Job" blends dark fantasy, sarcasm, and the supernatural in a chaotic yet hilarious adventure.

Ignis, un sacerdote agotado y de fe tambaleante, enfrenta demonios y maldiciones armado solo con un rosario, agua bendita y un humor negro implacable. Entre luchas sobrenaturales y caos mental, descubrirá que incluso en el infierno hay espacio para la ironía. Enfrentando horrores y secretos más grandes que él, Ignis deberá luchar no solo contra el mal, sino también contra sí mismo. "Un trabajo de infierno" mezcla fantasía oscura, sarcasmo y lo sobrenatural en una aventura llena de caos y risas.

**Blurb:** In the heart of Little Italy, chaos reigns as Tommy Russo and Clara Voss take on the infamous Vitale crime family. With the rise of a mysterious figure known as The Bonesman—a relentless killing machine born from the ashes of The Collector—Tommy and Clara must navigate a surreal battleground of memes, madness, and mayhem. Armed with humor and fierce determination, they plunge into an explosive showdown that will change the city forever. Will they reclaim their streets, or will the darkness consume them? Join the wild ride through a world where every bullet fired is a brushstroke on the canvas of chaos, and laughter is the only weapon they have left! Written and Created by JARROD A. FREEMAN **#LittleItaly #TheBonesman #ChaosAndMemes #ActionAdventure #CrimeThriller #SurrealMoments #ViralShowdown #FightingForJustice #DareToLaugh #UrbanLegend #jarrodafreeman

Ready to make people laugh out loud? How to Be a Good Comedy Author is your ultimate guide to writing comedy that’s fresh, absurd, and completely unpredictable. Whether you’re new to writing or just want to sharpen your humor, this book will take you through the essentials of creating comedy that sticks. Packed with practical tips, hilarious examples, and a whole lot of nonsense, this guide will teach you how to craft absurd situations, develop lovably ridiculous characters, and use timing to deliver punchlines that leave readers laughing. From creating random, surreal moments to embracing the chaos of comedy writing, you’ll learn how to make every page more ridiculous than the last. Forget the rules—this book is all about having fun with your writing, breaking boundaries, and making your audience laugh till they cry. Get ready to turn your wildest ideas into comedic gold!

In the bustling town of Norville on the mysterious planet Teshell, Khai is a fearless hunter of magical creatures. When fate leads him to befriend a Night Falcon his life takes an unexpected turn. Tasked with a mission to hunt a sinister Evil, Khai joins forces with an unlikely team of misfits. Together, they journey through a world filled with chaos, comedy, and breathtaking adventure. Norville is a whimsical blend of fantasy and humor, where the line between ally and enemy blurs, and epic beings lurk in every shadow. Prepare for a wild ride filled with danger, laughter, and epic creatures.

#adventure #action #drama #comedy #humor #romance #harém QUANDO CINCO AVENTUREIROS SE UNEM PELO INCOVENIENTE, SÓ PODE DAR ALTAS CONFUSÕES. UM GRUPO COM OBJETIVOS DIFERENTES UNIDOS APENAS PARA SUBIR DE RANK DENTRO DA GUILDA.

Yuki Hara starts his first year at Kurokaze High School with the hope of staying invisible, but fate has other plans. A chance encounter with Kane Inoue, the charismatic first-year representative and granddaughter of the school principal, sets the stage for a whirlwind of connections, challenges, and self-discovery. Kane’s unexpected vulnerability, coupled with her own hidden battles, intertwines with Yuki’s guarded nature, leading them to share moments of honesty amidst the chaos of high school life. As Yuki navigates friendships, his past trauma, and a growing sense of belonging, he finds himself entangled in a delicate web of emotions with Kane, his childhood friend Sayoko, and new acquaintances like Haru. Through a mix of lighthearted interactions and poignant revelations, Yuki begins to confront the shadows of his past while witnessing the transformative power of genuine human connection. Filled with heartfelt introspection, humor, captures the essence of finding hope and companionship in the unlikeliest places. Will Yuki learn to trust and embrace the changes around him, or will he remain bound by the weight of his past? This is the story of a loner’s journey to rediscovering life, love, and the courage to face an uncertain future.

In a world where Humans and Robots are at war with each other. The Hero's Party(five heroes each with their own party members) rises up whenever Mecha Lord and their four guardians become too powerful. Cami, a rather unique member of the two man party led by Reva fought and defeated the Southern Guardian. However, shortly after doing so, it revealed that the everything she knew or thought she knew about the world was a lie. The Hero's Party actually collects those that could have been become heroes or their bloodline at some point possibly give birth to one. Should the Heroes win they merely become the Mecha Lord and/or one the Four Guardians themselves. Then the remaining living party members just get roboticized into minions of next generations Mecha Lord and Four Guardians(the outcome is the same if the Hero loses). Reva who has at some point become aware of the cycle of just got bored of living as either. Nothing he did to break the cycle had worked thus decided to just exist within it. The Southern Guardian is considered the weakest one 7 out 10 times thus overlooked and goes the longest without being attacked. Things do not go as planned and when he awakens next, Cami is now his overly loyal subordinate who has together with another recently roboticized girl who desires to serve him have roped her entire village. One that sprung up in the remains of his territory years after the South Guardian and even the Mech Lord has somehow become mere legends. They managed to convince everyone in the village to become his minions serving him as his subordinates. Discord: https://discord.gg/42pKx9Bthf