Twilight Funny

[Agricultura]+[Espacio]+[Conmovedor]+[Prosperidad]+[Derrotando a la Escoria] Mo Yan, reducida a cenizas por una explosión, renació en tiempos antiguos, convirtiéndose en una pequeña niña de granja huyendo de la hambruna! Sobre ella, un padre Erudito amable y guapo - ¡nada mal! Debajo de ella, un par de hermanos menores vivaces y adorables - ¡muy bien! Pero realmente, ¡se sentía como morir de nuevo, sabes? Está en fuga, pasar sin comida, bebida o refugio es una cosa, pero tener siempre que protegerse de tipos malos que podrían capturarla para llenar sus vientres es otra! Afortunadamente, su Espacio actualizable de la vida anterior la siguió, pero ¿qué diablos - ese asombroso Espacio con montañas, agua y carne para comer había sido formateado! Frente a una situación desesperada, Mo Yan reavivó su espíritu de lucha: ¡Qué importa si está formateado, aún haré fortuna y construiré mi riqueza justo al pie de la Ciudad Imperial! Tallando montañas, plantando huertos, comprando tiendas, construyendo casas... ¡ni una menos! Pero... ¡hay tantos envidiosos problemáticos! ¿Tu granja es tuya? Aquí, te atraparé hasta la muerte sin discusión! ¿Quieres ser mi madrastra? Bien, te enviaré un montón de viudos! ¿Madre buscándote? Aquí, toma los papeles de divorcio, quédatelos, ¡no me agradezcas! ... ¿Qué? ¿Un hombre guapo está proponiendo? Uh, esto... ¿debería lanzarme a él? PS: 1. Insistir en la agricultura sin vacilar + peleas domésticas atípicas + sin intrigas palaciegas 2. El estilo de escritura es bastante serio, y los valores son normales (sin excluir los ocasionales caprichos del autor) Enlaces a trabajos completados: [Niña de Granja Abandonada: Un Hermoso Campo] Enlace: http://read.xxsy.net/info/527965.html [La Hija Legítima del General que No Puede Ser Subestimada] Enlace: http://read.xxsy.net/info/473776.html

Twilight, hailed as the Eternal Soul Monarch, had devoted his entire existence to cleansing evil from the lawless cultivation world. After millions of years spent hunting and battling, the forces of darkness were finally pushed back and eradicated. But as Twilight’s lifespan approached its inevitable end, he made a fateful choice—to reincarnate into the future, where a golden age was prophesied to unfold. Now reborn as Twilight Nightfall, a boy who had lost everything to the world, he remembered nothing of his former life. Stripped of purpose and will, he strayed on the path of despair. Yet, in his darkest moment, a reason to live revealed itself. Chosen as one of the sovereign system holders, Twilight was granted an opportunity to prove himself. With sufficient potential, he could earn the highest privileges, rise to the rank of seeker, and represent humanity in the Astral Realm—a game-like world filled with mythical races, limitless resources, and boundless opportunities. Follow Twilight as he ascends to the apex of the Astral Realm, dominating players and rivals alike while gradually piecing together the shattered fragments of his past life, becoming a legendary figure in all worlds. --- - 100 Power stones for 2 bonus chapters.

Foreign wish, scrambled dream. I know her wish, but does she know mine? A twilight that begins in school, bringing with it cryptic secrets. Do I really want to know... The true nature of this place? A simple story of a hero and a demon king.

Shiva was a 28-year-old teenager who died in a car crash and was reborn with the power of Ghost Rider in the Twilight and TVD (The Vampire Diaries) world. . . . Arthur's Note: My grammar may not be the best, but I'm working on improving it. I don't own any of the characters, only my original character (OC). I would appreciate feedback and support if you enjoy the story. I will be updating it three to four days a week.

A soul-stirring story of a forbidden and abiding revelation of immortal world. Once upon a time, there was a girl named Anezka Orien who had been taken far away from home to the mortal world shortly after her birth. Her home held magic and power, wrapped in illusions. Twelve years later, she returned to Cosmos of Aislinn, A immortal world she had only heard about in the bedtime stories told by her foster caregiver. This unreal world is filled with mystery and magic, but even more enigmatic is the shadow queen of another kingdom, who has occupied Anezka's mind. The desire to unravel the secrets surrounding the queen has become Anezka's primary motivation, fueling her determination to confront the unknown. With each clue she uncovers, she draws closer to the elusive truth, hoping that understanding the queen's hidden secrets will finally grant her the freedom to escape this eternal, immortal realm's magic and return to the normal life she longs for. Excerpt: "People called her as cold-hearted, claiming she was hollow and unfeeling. They warned me to steer clear of her. She’s a fiery shadow, formless and voiceless; people can only sense her presence. Despite this, I felt an undeniable pull toward the Shadow Queen of the Kingdom of Corbin, a wistful ache as if our souls had met before. What matters most is that she is the only one with the power to free me from this unknown and elusive world's magic. Only she can help me, but she remains invisible, and I am determined to find her. I want to discover myself and unveil my purpose for existing in this immortal realm". —————— Once upon a time, there lived a mysterious Queen named Azara Catori, burdened by a curse as old as time. She was one of the three Ardere, fiery souls who instilled fear in the hearts of the townspeople from other elements. The Catori name was tainted with darkness and flames. Excerpt: "They called the uncouth an oddity–an appalling figure. She's a normal human, vulnerable like the exact people I try to avoid. They advised me to keep my distance from her. Yet, there was an unshakeable yearning for Anezka Orien that I found impossible to escape." ————————————————— Trigger Warnings : Mention of Death, Anxiety, Depression. Note : Some chapters may be triggering for others but there is always a warning before reading. ————————————————— Instagram : oykucara Pinterest : oykucara Discord : oykucara

A centuries-old vampire-elf war rages until one elf uncovers the Aelor, a compassionate and determined elven mage, seeks to heal his fractured world from the shadows of corruption and prejudice. Amid political intrigue and a growing threat of dark forces, he forms an unlikely bond with Kaelen, a vampire who challenges everything Aelor was taught to fear. As tensions rise between humans, elves, and vampires, Aelor must confront his ideals and fight for unity, love, and a future where all can coexist in peace.

Having had the ability to see ghosts for as long as she can remember, Katherine is thrown into a world of mystery, horror, and temptation when a series of macabre murders occur in her small town in England. The truth behind the trail of death and the nature of her own abilities shakes this girl's world as she tries to learn more about the supernatural side of the world, the strange alliances that exist within it, and perhaps find love along the way.

《Random Stories》 [This novel is made just for fun reading purposes, cause I'm not funny] [Not every chapter will have the same storyline or character]

In modern-day Sweden, Leo and Emily, eternally 18, twin cannibals with red eyes and long white hair, conceal their dark secret. Leo, 6 feet tall with a muscular build, prefers girls, while 5.5 feet tall Emily targets men. Their bond transcends hunger: if one dies, they regrow from the other's body, feeling hunger again. Emily, deeply in love with Leo, finds solace in his presence. They evade detection by changing states every 4 years, haunted by the memory of devouring their parents at 7. Their journey is a dance of darkness and devotion, forever intertwined.

THIS IS A FANFIC.Boy reincarnates in twilight as a ghoul, decides to make some changes . twilight belongs to Stephenie Meyer. Tokyo ghoul belongs to Sui Ishida and the dragon belongs to Blue-Deep. I just made up some stuff CURRENTLY ON HOLD, BECAUSE I'M OUT OF CREATIVE JUICE.

A man who lost everything and became a Knight for Love only to fall into despair. He lost everything to the emptiness of the void and the gods that laughed at his struggle Only to be reborn in the modern world where technology and peace are. Looking to find a new hope in his new life he finds a brand new world... Twilight Online! Where he can be not a warrior or a mage but a Summoner! Calling out the beasts of old to his side to conquer this new world! Before the darkness of the void finds him again.....

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Alden wasted his first life. Bound by unseen strings, his every step followed a script he never wrote. Always trapped, yet never daring to break free—until it was too late. But death was not the end. “You’ve squandered your life once. Use that memory as a reference of what not to do.” “That’s just rude.” Summoned by Asta, the enigmatic god of adventure, Alden is granted a second chance. Bestowed the title of Adventure Apostle and tasked with a single command: live a life worth telling. But reality has its own plans. A story worth telling demands struggles worth surviving, and freedom was never free. As Alden charts his path through a strange, untamed world, whispers of unseen forces and shadowy designs follow his every step. To fight or to surrender—what does it mean to truly live when the strings of fate remain firmly out of reach? A journey of curses, gods, and the fragile threads of choice begins!

--- Xanthe Redwood, the second daughter of one of California’s most prestigious families, is adored by her father but despised by her mother and sister. Born half-human, half-werewolf, Xanthe is destined to become Luna of her pack—a role that places her directly in conflict with her family’s bitter rival. Lynam Morena, the world’s most powerful business tycoon, is valued only for his wealth by his father and younger brother. In secret, he grapples with a complex heritage as part human, part witch, and part werewolf. Though outwardly cold and ruthless, Lynam’s life is a battle to claim his own identity beyond the demands of his lineage. When Xanthe and Lynam are thrust into an arranged marriage, they become unwilling partners caught between their families' old hatreds and supernatural forces that neither fully understands. Despite their pride and resentment, a powerful connection begins to spark between them. But with secrets from their pasts coming to light and a dark force threatening to consume them, they must decide whether to embrace their fated bond—or be torn apart by the very bloodlines that bind them. Will love ignite between these two conflicted souls, or will they fall victim to the ancient forces and family rivalries that haunt them? ---

Burdened by the loss of his wife, Suika Hideki struggles to find purpose in his new life as an Essential.

**"Twilight's Hunger"** follows Elena, a young woman drawn to the mysteries of a small town haunted by vampire legends. Her encounter with Lucian, a misunderstood vampire, leads her into a world of danger and desire. As they navigate their growing bond, they must confront a greater evil threatening both their lives and the town. Ultimately, Elena must choose between love and loyalty, leading to a dramatic showdown that will change their fates forever.

What are the pros and the cons of regressing back in time? Pros: Certainly, sure, you have a second chance. Another opportunity to fight for survival, to somehow win against the damned pest invaders, and to save the ones that you couldn’t before. But cons: It’s just impossible. Why even bother? The twin, Azia and Cyril Belmont have two completely different opinions on this matter. For Azia, this whole thing is a miracle. It isn’t just a second life for her, but for everyone on earth to once again fight for their survival. And this time, she will win. She will make sure of it. What kind of idiot would turn this down? As for Cyril, he just wonders why the fuck is he even here. How the hell is he supposed to change anything that would stop the earth from crumbling away? What? Is randomly turning left instead of going right on a sunny day would somehow miraculously stop the damn sky from tearing apart?? And who the fuck is responsible for this!? They certainly don’t have any answers. *** Author note: This story has two protagonists and will be told from both point-of-views, so the first few chapters might be a little long and rocky as some information might be repeated. But I promise it’s not going to be much, just give me some time to sort out the writing style and world’s building. Later on, they will embark on two different journeys that will make this writing approach more smooth and convenient, maybe, probably. Also, I’m very new to writing so please feel free to comment and help out this author-nim out. That’s all, enjoy the read!

This story contains Elemental magic and mysteries to come! Updates 1 chapter a day —There was a shout, and I turned to see we were surrounded by a couple dozen men dressed fully in black. “Who are you!?” Clay called to them. I pushed forward till I was standing beside him. “We are the shadows..” I stared at them. “We have come for our revenue!” The man who was speaking had a voice that was airy, almost like he wasn’t real. “We have done nothing to you!” I called out. “Have you not?“ there as an echo of high pitched chuckles. “You dirt, stole our master and brought him into this world before you killed his father.” I was lost. I couldn't tell what he was even talking about. “What master? What is his name?” I asked in a loud voice, fighting to make it sound strong. “Leonurus! He is a master of shadows, and a master of darkness.” “And how did we take him?” The man chuckled again. “You are one to talk, greedy woman, you are the one who stole him!.” He pointed at me. “What is he talking about, is he from that other world?” I shook my head. “Your cursed spells, you try to deny it!” I stepped forward away from the huddled group behind me. “I have never messed with the darkness!” He stared at me. “You are the one that took him away through birth.” It hit me and I flinched, the baby! “I don’t know where he is.” I finally said after a second. PS: There are many different POVs but only one main couple in each vol -NOT A HAREM-

A young man named Du Wei, dismissed as a “fool” and a “good-for-nothing,” endures constant ridicule and scorn. But then, he stumbles upon an unexpected chance: by selling his soul to a demon, he could seize the power to rewrite his fate. Beauty, strength, wealth, and authority—such temptations dangle before him, and Du Wei resolutely decides to step onto the path of this dark bargain. With every deal, he begins to overturn the rules of his world, carving his own road to power. No longer shackled by the label of "worthless," Du Wei embarks on the journey to rise as a force to be reckoned with, driven by a burning ambition to one day bring the entire world to its knees...

Shivering hands, tingling spine, a foreboding sense of danger I'm trembling in excitement Danger has always been a drug to Elise but unfortunately due to a warning note along with her parents body she suppressed her urge to get herself in thrilling danger but it all changed when she opened her apartment and what greeted her was an unfamiliar layout An expensive apartment that she could not afford 'How much money did it cost to make this place look so homely' She thought enviously

Twilight of the Zodiac trilogy: Book 1 · Secrets of Starlit Hearts Book 2 · Shadows of Broken Oaths Book 3 · Echoes of Eternal Flames ※※※ In the mystical Zodiac Archipelago, Seventeen Whitlock faces a dark prophecy after losing her siblings. She must unite with allies, including the enigmatic Draco de Lavissaye, to combat an encroaching darkness. As they harness their magical powers, secrets and forbidden magic threaten to unravel their bond. In a world filled with peril and intrigue, Seventeen must navigate her destiny before the shadows consume her. ※※※ To the Dreamers and the Warriors, To those who dare to challenge fate, navigate the shadows, and embrace the magic of love amidst chaos. May you find your strength among the stars and discover the power of connection in a world where destinies intertwine. Welcome to the Zodiac Archipelago—where every constellation holds a secret, and every heart yearns for its true path. ※※※ The plan is for three books, each ones with around 100 chapters, without counting the auxiliary and extra chapters of additional content. Hope you like the worldbuilding here. The romance is a slowburn in book 1. Make sure to check out all the extra and additional chapters, it'll make your experience more complete and magical. ※※※ Check the auxiliary chapter of trigger warnings, your mental health matters. ※※※ #Fantasy #Romance #Dystopian #Adventure #Revenge #Slowburn #Prophecy #R18 #Magic #Supernatural #Dark #Sarcasm #Friendship #Manipulation #Betrayal #Banter #Action #YoungAdult #CharacterGrowth #ForbiddenMagic #ForbiddenLove #PoliticalIntrigue #FakeIdentities #Spy #Liar #IdentityStruggles #Soulmates #FatedLove #FoundFamily #Zodiac #Constellations #Monsters #Grimoire #ParentalConflict #MommyIssues #DaddyIssues #Loss #Trauma #PTSD #Mystery #Quest #Mythology #Forsaken #ForsakenGods #Danger #Duality #DualPov #Cursed #FatevsFreeWill #Healing #TrustIssues #EmotionalConflict #Desperation #Sacrifice #Rebellion #PowerStruggles #Survival #Frenemies #EnemiestoLovers #EnemiestoFriends #FriendstoLovers #Enchantment #Secrets #Illusions #Worldbuilding #Transformation

Jade Smith finds herself unexpectedly transported into the world of a cliché-filled novel she once scoffed at. Trapped within the pages of "Twilight's Embrace," Jade must navigate the treacherous pitfalls of being a cannon fodder character.

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Edward Collins, the son of the most world know billionaire in the city of Barcelona. Edward got the greatest shock of his life, when he find out that he's a supernatural being. A one night within five months change his life. He stares at himself in the mirror with a silky long horn right on his forehead, and fangs from his mouth with claws dragging out of his hands, and his eyes turned blue,........... out of fear he staggered and his eyes became blurry,then he fainted. An unknown message change his life.

A mere human who ascended to the position of a god, ‘Twilight of the Gods’. After becoming infamous as an Evil God, he lost everything. His Constellation, his faith and his status. His divinity got cut off, and his divine power disappeared.“I’d like you to work with me.”That’s when the master of the Underworld, Thanatos, offered his hand… After grabbing Thanatos’s hand, ‘Twilight of the Gods’ decided to live again as the player ‘Lee Changseon’ to get back at the gods who threw him down to the underworld!‘So, I’ve really come back.’