Batfam Bruce Hits Dick

Have you ever wondered what it would feel like if your dick exploded? Or if voodoo or black magic actually worked? Axel got a crash course in both after leaving a one-star review for a trashy smut novel where the hapless author-san offed a minor villain. Little did he know that this particular author had some serious power. Suddenly, Axel found himself in the body of the very villain he was lamenting, right at the moment when everything was about to spiral into chaos. Now, with a second chance at life (and a brand-new set of problems), Axel must navigate the wild world of villainy—complete with explosive consequences and dark magic—if he wants to rewrite his story before it ends in disaster.

Talismans are a part of cultivation and what a better way to get into cultivating than to have the three top sects send talismans around. The "good" sect sends a talisman to make someone extremely beautiful. The "bad" sect sends a talisman to make everything around the person turn into a death sentence. The "neutral" sect sends a talisman of amplification by accident. What happens to a woman who has just gotten pregnant? Everything hits her belly. Join in as Rex who is in the fourth mortal realm gets a second chance to cultivate.

Bruce is an aspiring comedian, and in more ways than one, he was struggling. His recent performances left the audience in an awkward silence he couldn't break. The only hobby Bruce enjoyed doing during his time of leisure was diving into the bottomless pit of depression called the internet, and reading online novels. Though he loves reading great stories, the other thing that hooked him was the stream of dopamine he gets from online battles. It's the kind of fighting where participants don't need to be strong or even know how to throw a punch, rather, meaningless victory goes to those with the foulest mouth and thickest skin. Both of which was the perfect definition of Bruce. He is one of those people who has a sad and empty existence. Lonesome and unhappy, Bruce finds the feeling of not being alone and joy in pointless arguments online. He's the kind of Bruce that can't throw a one-inch punch but could take one in any shape or form. After giving a bad review on a new popular online cultivation novel and getting the author's attention, Bruce's day became weird. One thing led to another, and before the day ended, he died. When he woke up, he found himself in the body of a young master in a different world. _________________________ A/N: This story is satirical and not for the easily offended. If you are one, please steer away. Though the cover isn't a big-breasted anime girl, allow this note to tell you that this work does include mature themes. Thank you.

Akira Hitoshi, a tired salaryman, meets an untimely death when a truck hits him on his walk home. But instead of dying, he wakes up in a new world, finding himself in the body of an eleven-year-old boy named Phyro Nishiki. In the kingdom of Argenia, magic is a normal part of life, and Akira soon discovers that his new world holds secrets and possibilities he never imagined. As he adjusts to his new life, he must navigate the complexities of his new family, the challenges of growing up again, and the mysterious forces that may be drawn to his incredible potential.

Con Artist, Rodrick Dick, suddenly found himself in an unfamiliar city. Before he could get his bearing, he was conscripted to the so-called Grand Plan by a System and forced to underego utterly nonsensical and absurd missions. Instead of the expected magical powers or godly abilities, Rodrick was only provided with an Articicial Intelligence assistant that, by his words, was 'a useless piece of ****'. Follow Rodrick as he finds himself in the most ridiculous situations either by trying to outsmart the System or follow the missions to survive. Day 1 'Kill a sentinet living being', Day ? 'Piss on the King's throne'. "You're ***** kidding me, System! How is pissing on the throne going to save the world?! You just want me to die!" "The Grand Plan is mysterious and important, User. Good luck."- A.I Assitant

We’ve all had those moments—the kind that stops us in our tracks, steals our breath, and makes us see life differently. It could be a fleeting conversation, a mistake that stings, a kindness we never expected or even the realization that everything we believed… Everything we've ever known wasn’t quite right. Some lessons come like whispers, soft but impossible to ignore. Others hit like a tidal wave, knocking the wind out of us, and some come in the form of fictional short stories that resonate with us, But no matter how they arrive, they change something inside us forever. The Moment It Hit Me is a collection of those turning points—snapshots of clarity, reality, heartbreak, hope, and growth—all wrapped up in a thousand words. Each chapter comes with a different short story, some fictional, some from my own experiences and anecdotes from others' experiences. Some will make you laugh, others might sting, some will teach you new things about self-care, mental height, and emotional balance and a few will stay with you long after you turn the page. Because sometimes, all it takes is one moment to change everything. Let me share with you The Moment It Hit me, because, It Just Might Hit You too. I'm writing this because I believe that, sometimes readers need a break from traditional fiction to connect with something more grounded in real-life experiences. So be sure to share your life-changing experiences in the comment session, so we can all learn from this.

There was a special patient in Spruce Hospital. A person in vegetative state and coma that the tree doctor, So Lee-yeon, has been hiding for two years… ‘Don’t wake up. Please don’t wake up.’ It was her dream to live quietly so she prayed every night. Then one day, by pure miracle or failure, the person in vegetative state woke up! “Did you come to suck this poor bastard’s dick?” In front of the man that lost his memory and common sense, she told a lie that couldn’t be turned as she was afraid of his murderous instinct. “I’m your w-wife, Kwon Chae-woo.” The man who buried someone alive and tried to kill her two years ago!

At sixteen, Norah faces an unexpected pregnancy when her partner, Jacob, abandons her for his ambitions and other women. Shunned by society and her own family, she bravely decides to raise her child alone amidst despair. Just when hope seems lost, a kind stranger offers her a job, allowing her to escape her sorrowful past. Years later, Norah rises to become a successful CEO while fiercely dedicating herself to her daughter, Eloá. However, just as she finds stability, she encounters someone who truly understands her struggles. Their relationship blossoms, but the climax hits when she learns that love can betray, forcing Norah to confront the pain of her past and redefine what love means for her future.

Anastasia Carter a strict woman who thrives on structures, routine and organized crosses part with the Carefree Stephan Hayes, he’s the kind of guy who hits snooze five times and lives in a perpetual state of disaster, routines and structures are all a foreign concept to him but when a last minute coffee stop leads to a mixup both are wolds apart but there however Anastasia’s career is on the line and Stephan’s life suddenly entangled with the most bossy woman he has ever met, they are forced to work together to fix the mess, the real disaster might just be falling for each other ?

Failure upon failure! Despite how hard he craved for peace and happiness, life hit him harder with pain and distress. Only those who hit rock bottom, can have the power to leap higher, possibly, or die. This is the story of a man who wants to destroy this cycle of suffering, the evil intentions of life, without any replacement or alternative.

Ye Zhenzhen, the omnipotent queen of the film industry, transmigrated as the despised cannon-fodder villainess and wicked stepmother in a novel. Her husband was wealthy but had a superficial relationship with her, and her stepson was adorable but indifferent towards her. According to the book's original plot, this cannon-fodder villainess was about to face a tragic ending... Ye Zhenzhen thought, 'Since I've transmigrated into the book, why should I fear these 2D characters?' In the face of her cold and distant plastic husband's words, she retorted, "How can a grown man with a body temperature of thirty-seven degrees speak such icy and heartless words to his wife?" Then, she was faced with the irrational demands of her stepson's classmate's mother, "Ye Zhenzhen, you owe me an apology." She scoffed disdainfully, "Apologize to you? Will you kneel and listen to me if I do?" With her outstanding professional skills, she turned her life around by hosting a parent-child variety show, becoming an overnight sensation, and receiving countless acting offers! The stepson, who used to address her distantly and never as his mother, suddenly said, "My mom, Ye Zhenzhen, is the kindest and most beautiful woman in the world!" Haters: "So what if she's pretty? She married an old man for money!" One day, her plastic husband appeared at a charity gala and introduced himself, "Hello, everyone. I am Ye Zhenzhen's husband, the rumored old man." The audience below couldn't believe their eyes and ears! The handsome and wealthy CEO of Huan Ya Group was Ye Zhenzhen's husband?! Haters: "Being slapped back in the face like this hurt like hell!!"

When the zombie apocalypse hits, high schooler Mira teams up with her snarky best friend Elliot and the mysterious, crowbar-wielding Alex. Armed with nothing but a broom (yes, a broom), Mira leads the ragtag crew through a zombie-infested town. Soon, their biggest battles aren’t just against the undead—they're against hunger, exhaustion, and the question of why they're even fighting in the first place. Rom-Com Zombie Apocalypse is a wild, funny, and a bit existential tale of friendship, survival, and finding meaning in a world gone mad.

A society that was once known changed after a strange virus hits the epicenter of the world, everyday life changed. The life that was once flourishing was now being wiped out and when the virus hits New York, things start to take a turn for the worse. Half of the population is wiped out, but among the deaths, the dead start rising. Far from home, our heroine must escape the largest place to be overrun, and with nowhere to call home, she must find a way to survive. Can also be found on Inkitt.com

In a world where the supernatural force of Hit grants immense power to those who wield it,Stanley Ardo's ordinary life is turned upside down. At first,forced by his Father to abandon his dream of becoming a royal mage,Stanley discovers he possess an abnormal strength and speed which he attached very little relevance to. Unbeknowst to him,he's the inheritor of the Eternal Flame,a powerful legacy passed from Master Lee,the pioneer of Hit,who also happens to be his ancestor. Guided by Master Lee's ghost,Stanley navigates his complex destiny alongside his loyal friends. Together,they work to capture the elusive Soul Raider,a nefarious force terrorizing the kingdom. However their quest was soon overshadowed by a far greater threat:Mateo,Master Lee's vengeful brother,reincarnated to destroy Stanley,ruin the kingdom and claim the Eternal Flame for himself. Stanley must master the true potential of Hit. But as the stakes rise,relationships are tested,the line between good and evil blurs. Will he succumb to the darkness or harness the Eternal Flame power to protect the kingdom? With the fate of the kingdom hanging in balance;Stanley must uncover the real power of the Flame,Confront the treacherous Mateo and the Soul Raider,balance friendship,love and his new found responsibilities. Dive into a world of magic,fantasy and self discovery in Hit: The Eternal Flame of Master Lee.

A lifetime of training with swords with no techniques or even a sword art. Yet bruce has become the strongest swordsman this world has ever seen or so he believes. And now he is ready to exact revenge on the scums who killed his parents Can he do it? is he strong enough? nope, he dies. The enemies had guns now he dead Now what? He spent all his life practicing ignoring all the other things like socialising and now he has no friends, not even relatives who would mourn him after his death. it was a pathetic end But the story has to go on, so he is reincarnated to another world and this world has magic at that!! Now our protagonist, Bruce Mayne, has one more chance in life. But mana is the base of magic and he has none?

"You know you're fucked up when those late night thoughts start hitting you in the middle of the day." - (via bled)

..... Chiron lived an unfortunately miserable life as an orphan. Just when he managed to get rich as a result of a book about a world he saw in his dreams, he was murdered by a deranged Fan He was even unable to enjoy his vast wealth before his death. But Fate had other plans for him. He was reborn in the same book he wrote as the main character. But there was a big problem. According to his book, the main character was to die at the end, risking his life for the safety of the world. To sacrifice one's self for the world was not his style. After all, he had already experienced death before. There was no way in hell was he going to give his life for anybody. Instead of following the story arch and becoming a hero, he forges his own path on the road to true villiany and immortality. However can he win when his enemy is Fate itself and the Gods that command it? Especially with the Fate Change System he can never truly trust. ...... Note: The MC has no morality. Very Sick Shit happens in this book. I mean things that will make even your parents shy away. You have been warned!!! No Romance= (The Ancestors forbid it) Simping= (The MC would prefer Death please) Familiar bonds= (Family exists only for benefits.) Stray off the part of Power= (only to go kill a nation or something and we back on track)

After his qi center is destroyed, a martial arts instructor of the Blood Demon Cult is assigned to learn and research the martial arts of four captured murim masters. However, when the Cult betrays him and decides to kill him, he fights back and everyone in the Cult dies, including himself. He then mysteriously wakes up in the body of Baek Suryong, a young martial arts instructor in the rural countryside with a disease that will kill him within three years. He realizes that the martial arts he had learned holds the key to healing his new body’s illness, but in order to do that, he needed money. A LOT of money. Baek Suryong thus embarks on a journey to become the Star Instructor of the Azure Dragon Martial Arts Academy, and earn enough money to save his own life! Perhaps he would even manage to educate some kids along the way …

This is a world where Summoners rule the world. There's this trashy young man who wish to dominates the world but reality is cruel. He had a sickly body. He had neither talent for summoning or a special background but lo and behold a malignant star falls from the sky and hit him and a voice was heard in his head *Ding* "What a lucky bastard, I hit the wrong one. Anyways, Welcome to the Ultimate Godbeast System"

Life is unfair. Anyone who says other wise is just lying to you. But after nearly being killed and waiting up with a library of future Hollywood hits. Well things have gone from unfair for me to unfair to everyone else. Now watch and read as I cheat my way to the top of Hollywood.

An unidentified liquid turned every living being who was touched by it into an existence where they kill everything. Some of them have been gifted a special ability that enhances some of their physiques or senses to eliminate their prey easily. The government responded quite fast where they built a sanctuary and posted it online to help survivors have a place they're assured of safety. But they had to recruit adults, teenagers, or even kids to become soldiers that can fight and protect themselves. Because in this chaotic situation, they'll be needing every help they can get to rebuild their nation. The special force unit was sent away to protect the last crux when they found out that their friend Rei, who was an escapee crux still alive, they were faced with a bigger and more complicated truth that they need to uncover for explanations. But little do they know that they have been deceived by the person who they have trusted the most. Come and join us for an unOrdinary journey.

a book which covers the way of life. that is dreamed by billions achieved by hundreds. though dreaming is good but imagining it is better! but to get it in your life. it is something that is, not sure if anyone have gotten yet. but still, if you are interested to read a ton of romance stories in just one book. give this a go ! who knows you might find something to intrest you!

The world suddenly Fell into darkness when a Mutant outbreak hits. Josh, a well decorated boxer in the middleweight division tries to survive with his childhood crush/bestfriend Jess. Will Josh and Jess be able to prevail in this Dark Sidistic time?

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After a near death experience thanks to his own mother, Jake Hollander has an adverse reaction to people, baseball, and family. His feeling of abandonment is slowly lost thanks to his foster family, The Atkins. They take him in and change his mind about everything. He becomes more open, better at baseball, and craves for family. Slowly all wishes are granted. Instagram: @writerhalf_empty https://www.patreon.com/half_empty ~~The Last Curve can be found there, a short story about Rhys Please read on Webnovel! **Names, faces, and places aren’t real. A work of fiction. Nonetheless, it is my work of fiction so please don’t post it without permission. *I have used school names that do exist though, but I would like everyone to know that I have no affiliation with them. Nor do my views reflect their views. **Also, I bought the royalty-free license for my cover. Which means I can use it without having to pay royalties. If you have any questions, comment on my latest chapter or reach me on discord.

In the snow-kissed town of Evergreen, heartbroken Eliza Harper finds love in the unlikeliest of places. When Finn, a charming stranger, accidentally hits her with a snowball, their connection sparks a winter wonderland romance. As they explore the picturesque town, laughter and adventure reignite Eliza's passion for life. But with Finn's departure looming, they must confront the reality of their long-distance relationship. Will Eliza risk her heart again, or will fear hold her back? Dive into this enchanting tale of love, vulnerability, and the promise of spring, where the seasons of life mirror the ebbs and flows of the heart."

Yan fan was a young boy who was transmitted in the body of yan chi, who was a useless young master of the yan family in the demonic sect, his dick was cripple since, his adulthood, but on the day of his revival he received a system which let him regain energy in his dick, but at what cost ?, in his family there was beautiful mother, and sister, and his evil father. he even had his childhood friend who is unparalleled beauty in the demonic sect. (Don't Read if You Don't Like) , (it's all about perspective, Ntr/Netori are two sides of one coin.) #NTR, #NETORARE,..... (If you want to support)(btw, i know you won't) ETH/BSC Address: 0x595A0f35FE52ef84632F4984E41d2AB211cf0746

Cori, a university student, was hit by a truck and isekai into a different world as a slime!

Writing for fun and this is my first time writing something apart from the school and stuff so grammar will be really bad. INFO:-A young man died by lightning (yeah lightning). He is watching a po*n video while masturbating and lightning hits his dick. And here he is in a deep void in front of a supreme god waiting for his wishes to embark for his journey for attain godhood. what will he ask...? No: harem Op mc (1- chapter/day)