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Gabriel died and found himself reborn in a world of cultivation. Fortunately, like any proper transmigrator, he wasn’t empty-handed—he had a cheat! The Extreme Power System rewarded him with strength not through training or battles, but through recognition. Whether it was admiration, jealousy, or even hatred—every emotion directed at him fueled his growth. A casual compliment? More power. A rival seething with envy? Even better. An enemy cursing his name? A direct path to greatness. With this absurd ability, Gabriel has only one goal—to stand at the very peak of this world. ... At least 3 Chapters per week.

Ji Cha's classic novel 'Chaotic World Book' has now officially published on WebNovel！ About its Copyright: The copyright of 'Chaotic World Book' fully belongs to qidian.com. At the same time, being the international branch of qidian.com, WebNovel has the official authority and consent to publish the English translated version of 'Chaotic World Book'. --------------------------------- With a sword in hand and wine in tow, he roams the martial world; her slender waist is light as a feather in his palm. The young man strides forward with a long blade slung over his shoulder and a flask at his side, yet the world of martial arts he seeks remains elusive. As the chaotic world book turns a new page, decades of relentless nights in the martial world pass by. Suddenly, he looks back and finds he has already shattered the mortal realm.

Corpse: "Excuse me, are you polite?" -------------- The writer of《Great Doctor Ling Ran》, Village of Ambitious Birds, The best medical novel author, New masterpiece! Classic books that you absolutely cannot miss!!!

What should you do if you suddenly find yourself in the body of a female character inside a Korean MMO? For Yura, a nerd from the music faculty, it’s a chance to forget about exams, but for Gennady Alexeevich, a retired military man with a family, it’s a complete disaster. In the world of the game "Hell Grind," they face absurd quests, magical skills, battles, and the Tree of Wisdom, which offers questionable advice. Or maybe they don’t—because the adventures are highly dubious! Struggling to survive, find a way home, and keep their sanity turns into a ridiculous yet gripping adventure. A parody isekai with elements of LitRPG and a pinch of humor, where the gamer’s life collides with a fantasy reality in a comically absurd but thrilling clash. A lighthearted storyline, not weighed down by an abundance of numbers or intricate schemes. This book is an experiment, a translation of my novel for a Russian-speaking audience. I'm curious to see how well the humor resonates with Western readers. Let me know what you think about the story.

A world filled with magic, God's, Goddesses and more. A fantasy world if you will, most would relish and prosper in a world such as this. Who would not want to live out their fantasies? Not Mikoto Yukio, a young boy with a simple life. A simple life he was content with as long as he had his family. But the world is an unfair place and he finds himself in this new absurd world with something special. Now he must search for a means to get back home and to the few people he held dear. How shall this unwanted journey unfold. Can he remain himself in such an unfamiliar place?

Book Blurb: Abraham–Lorentz Force Delve into the intricate world of electrodynamics with Abraham–Lorentz Force, a comprehensive exploration that spans over a century of scientific discovery. This book takes you on a journey from the foundational principles of classical electrodynamics, as established by Maxwell and Lorentz, through the early developments in radiation reaction and the formulation of the non-relativistic Abraham–Lorentz force. It then ventures into the realm of relativity with detailed analyses of the Abraham–Lorentz–Dirac equation and its modern extensions, including alternate formulations such as the Landau–Lifshitz approach. At its core, Abraham–Lorentz Force bridges the gap between theory and experiment. Readers will discover advanced theoretical perspectives, delve into experimental investigations that test these ideas, and explore how collective phenomena in plasmas and quantum theories converge to shape our understanding of self-interaction. The latter chapters address future directions and unresolved questions, challenging the reader to consider the classical–quantum transition, self-force problems in quantum gravity and string theory, and even the quest for a grand unified theory. Structured into twelve meticulously organized chapters, the book begins with: • Chapter 1: Foundations of Classical Electrodynamics – Laying the groundwork with Maxwell’s equations and the Lorentz force. • Chapter 2: Early Developments in Radiation Reaction – Tracing the pioneering work that first identified the self-interaction of accelerating charges. • Chapter 3: The Non-Relativistic Abraham–Lorentz Force – Analyzing the classical self-force in low-speed regimes. • Chapter 4: Relativistic Extensions and the Abraham–Lorentz–Dirac Equation – Extending the theory into the relativistic domain. • Chapter 5: Alternate Formulations and the Landau–Lifshitz Approach – Introducing pragmatic alternatives that avoid pathological predictions. • Chapter 6: Advanced Theoretical Perspectives – Exploring cutting-edge ideas that push the boundaries of current models. • Chapter 7: Experimental Investigations and Observations – Reviewing key experiments that validate and challenge theoretical predictions. • Chapter 8: Collective Phenomena in Plasmas – Examining how self-interaction affects the dynamics of complex plasma systems. • Chapter 9: Connections to Quantum Theories – Linking classical concepts to quantum electrodynamics and beyond. • Chapter 10: Future Directions and Unresolved Questions – Highlighting emerging research frontiers and ongoing challenges. • Chapter 11: Appendices – Providing essential mathematical identities, notational conventions, and historical documents. • Chapter 12: Analysis of References in Electrodynamics and Radiation Reaction – Evaluating the significance and impact of seminal works in the field. This book is an indispensable resource for PhD students, researchers, and professionals seeking to gain a deep, nuanced understanding of radiation reaction and self-interaction. It blends rigorous theory with practical insights, supported by extensive historical context and modern experimental evidence. With clear explanations, vivid analogies, and carefully structured content, Abraham–Lorentz Force not only encapsulates the evolution of electrodynamics but also illuminates the future directions of this dynamic field.

"An adventure team made purely for rehabilitating villains and other types of dangerous people?" One would think in utter surprise. "But why? In a world where heroes and villains rely purely on magic and strength to solve problems?" It's a proposal once thought of as absurd the very moment it was brought up but it did work for the one who created it with the help of the God Oasis. It could have went smoothly but when Oasis judged and introduced the long time Elf Lord of Destruction, Myerasis, the question of rehabilitation and therapy becomes a tough challenge.

This book is also known as: "How Programmers Turn a Crappy Game into a Timeless Classic with a Single BUG" Recently, the president of Nitiandang, Gu Fan, once again fell from grace due to a minor bug in his new game. As a top-notch designer in the industry, all of the games designed by Gu Fan have very distinct characteristics: At first, players felt that these games were monotonous, dull, and purely revolting garbage. However, once players discovered a major bug, the gameplay underwent a drastic transformation, rendering them sleep-deprived and unable to quit! So, players once again launched a major debate over "whether this is actually a bug or a game mechanic." In response to this, Gu Fan clarified in an interview with all seriousness: "Hello everyone, I'm the game designer Gu Fan, but you can also call me by my English name: fan·gu (means rebel). "I want to reiterate firmly that these so-called 'core gameplays' were not part of our company's original design—they are bugs! It's just that we didn't fix them because the players liked them!"

Excerpt "What do you mean this is where I belong?!!!" She asked incredulously. "It is the truth. It might sound extremely absurd and unbelievable, but it is the truth." He said, his voice tinged with helplessness. "Hell, it is absurd." She threw her hands up in the air exasperatedly. The seriousness in his eyes told her he wasn't at all joking or messing with her. He was damn serious. "Ugh. What shit am I involved in?" She asked frustratingly to no one in particular at the news she was still trying to wrap her head around. *** Aristia Andrews had just come back home from work and prepared to go to sleep, when she was given a novel. Nothing strange about that though, huh? But just after she had completed the novel, she woke up to find herself tossed into a whole new world. Taken from her world and the life she deemed perfect, and tossed into a not-so-ideal world. Now part of royalty, she has to get accustomed to living in a backward world of Kings and Queens, Dukes, Marquises, Earls, Viscounts and Barons. Just the titles and hierarchy were enough to make her smart head spin. With beautiful and loving parents and relatives, a cute younger brother, loyal servants and a smart brain, join Aristia as she enjoys eating and making new and delicious cuisines, forms unique friendships, and creates successful businesses. However, she finds all is not as she thought it was; there just might be something bigger than she expected, that the book did not reveal. Now... she has a lot of mysteries surrounding her to unfold, and secrets to uncover, and perhaps she'll find a dash of love along the way.

Damian Moroi is ambitious, philandering, and manipulative—the perfect heir to a powerful Bloodkin family. With sweet words, threats, and sex, he builds his influence among Eryndor's elite youth, planning his future in this technologically advanced world, and the Eldkin Cooperative as a whole. Yet, on the day of his awakening, and his eighteenth birthday, he discovers dangerous secrets about himself, as well as a welcome surprise, when he is targeted by the patriarch of a rival family. Whether these secrets are a boon or a curse, only time will truly tell... but Damian has always had a knack for turning a bad hand around. -------- This novel has none of the bad things, and all of the good things. Probably. There's no NTR or Yuri, and I've created a fantasy/sci-fi type story with new iterations of the classics. Come check it out.

Lin Xiao, the primordial Starforge Sovereign and creator of the Nine Heavens, is done with eternal divinity. Bored of cosmic responsibilities, she seals her godhood into a jade hairpin and crashes into the modern mortal world for a millennium-long vacation. Now posing as a “delicate, porcelain-doll idol” in the Captial, she’s embraced her new life of absurd stardom—eating spicy hotpot, being mischievous on social media, and reducing every villain’s grand scheme into a slapstick punchline. But immortality is so last eon. When rogue cultivators, jealous influencers, and a certain flustered CEO mistake her fragile façade for weakness, Zhiyao unleashes her divine shenanigans with glee.

In a world where distant realms and races once clashed, the last member of a legendary order of assassins is faced with an ominous prophecy that places him in the fore front of a classic battle between good and evil. Leo, the enigmatic protagonist is the last assassin of a once feared order of assassins. Haunted by the ghosts of his past and driven by a thirst for revenge. Leo navigates the treacherous landscape of intrigue, deception murder. As Leo delves deeper into the mysteries of his order's downfall, he must confront the darkness within himself and the evil forces that seek to claim the world. With each step Leo is forced to confront tough questions: What does it truly mean to fight for justice and what is the true cost of accepting one's destiny. Will Leo find a way to save the world or will chaos prevail and in the process consume what was left of his already shaking life? Dive into the world of 'The Assassin's Legacy" to uncover the secrets and lies that bind this gripping tale of Fantasy, Action, honor and Destiny.

When Daion wakes up in a strange void, standing before an arrogant "god" with a sharp tongue, his life—or rather, his death—takes an absurd turn. With no memories, no purpose, and no choice, he’s sent to a collapsing world, ravaged by corrupt monsters and governed by incomprehensible chaos. His mission: become a hero. The problem is, Daion isn’t chosen, part of some glorious prophecy, or even the first to try. In fact, it seems the gods are treating "heroes" like disposable pawns in a much larger game. Armed with a dark glove he doesn’t understand and a sword radiating an unsettling aura, Daion must face colossal enemies, survive in a world where the rules defy logic, and navigate allies and rivals with secrets of their own. Between overwhelming beasts, the impossible-to-master omega energy, and gods playing with mortal lives as if they were toys, Daion isn’t just fighting for survival—he’s struggling to figure out what it really means to be a "hero" in a game he never wanted to play.

One day Ryton while exploring the abandoned palce falls through the roof of a old cottage and finds himself in the paradise of books and there he gets the most unique book of his life .

A vivid historical fiction that chronicles the lives of classic monsters with each installment making one monster the focal point, most taking place in different time periods, all of whom are living in the same world sharing a connection to each other. In the first installment Victoria Frankenstein lives in the Napoleon occupied Kingdom of Holland in the house of her childhood friend Jacop, his wife Geertrudia and their two daughters, Susanna and Madelief. She has been running from a monster she created eight years ago. She ponders on past loves, starting new love, and accepting old age. But her past finds her. The wave of devastation that ensues unravels Victoria’s newfound life. We will be posting this story on other sites such as: scribblehub.com, royalroad.com, inkitt.com, Ao3.com, tapas.io, fictionate.me If you want to show support for our works you can find us on: Ko-fi.com & buymeacoffee.com

As an orphan born in the Outer District, Draven was born without opportunity nor ambition. However, after an accident befalls his orphanage, he finds himself thrown into an entirely different world as he's chosen to become a 'Jumper'. Those who traverse dimensions in hopes of expanding humanity's influence and bringing an end to those who threaten it. Finally given the opportunity to bring himself out of the slums he'd grown accustomed to, Draven is willing to push himself to absurd lengths to grasp even greater heights. Even if it means he must endure powerful struggle, it's the people he's doing it for that grants his the strength to endure the endless madness. But will the Jumpers' way of living bring him prosperity and success, or drown him in a never-ending despair?

In a world obsessed with Hunter rankings, Park Min-Ho is a complete zero, renowned for his uselessness and cowardice. "His threat level is lower than a teddy bear's..." his guildmates mock. But deep within the dungeons, he is the Hate King, a boss whose power grows with each insult received. "The more they hate me, the stronger I become!" he gloats. Park Min-Ho is a master of absurdity, hypocritically pretending to be weak. But what will happen when his System, a sardonic entity that seems to despise him, goes out of control?

In a world where magic and tech collide, Nicolas, a quiet guy with a secret past, embarks on a wild ride to uncover his true origins. Half the planet is ruled by terrifying demons, but that’s just the tip of the iceberg—turns out this world was once a lab for a creepy, ancient race that mixed magic and science. As Nicolas digs deeper, he uncovers shocking secrets, falls for Suharita, a princess with her own burdens, and battles through life-threatening adventures. Between epic showdowns, forbidden romance, and discovering his bloodline’s dark power, Nicolas’s journey is one hell of a rollercoaster—full of sparks, smarts, and some seriously mind-blowing twists. Oh, and did we mention there’s some classic “face-slapping” fun too? Get ready for a world where the stakes are high, the hearts are hotter, and the magic is anything but ordinary. --------- ○There is smut and romance but no harem. ○The starting is slow paced but overall its a fast pace novel. ○The romance is immediate and quick. ○Chapters with smut or gore are labled appropriately.

"Ring Around the Rosie" is a classic nursery rhyme you've probably heard while walking past a playground. The playful, short song may bring back childhood memories of holding hands with your friends and spinning around in a circle. But what if this little melody wasn't as innocent as you thought? Are the lyrics truly as sweet as they sound, or is there a dark meaning behind them? Keep reading to find out!

Oddtown, a coast-side town in the Poma kingdom. Relatively calm for the citizens and their adventurers, but what is deemed calm for them it's absurd to others, flying trees, fishermen arguing with their fish and said fish arguing back, speaking mirrors, living houses, millennia-year-old girls looking like children. If you can think of it, Oddtown has it. At this town, magic flows more than in any place else in the world, at this town many heroes have been born and even more shall be born, at this town, joy and tragedy walk alongside sharing drinks in taverns, at this town, what is odd is normal. And, in this town, a group of rag-tag adventurers are about to meet, and like many before, become heroes of the world. Finally, but not more important than the rest, in this town, everyone is invited. Be it monsters, humans, elves, dragons, demons, gods, or even aliens! It doesn't matter as the Oddtownians only wish the best of your stay!

From a feared Yakuza heir to an unserious dog, life’s been a real downgrade for our MC. But just when things couldn’t get weirder, he’s sucked into Korentora, a world of hybrid weirdos and endless war. Now rocking a half-dog, half-human body, he’s crowned a “Hero” and forced to fight for survival or get wiped from existence. With a mad dog leader breathing down his neck and a shady AI assistant calling the shots, it’s chaos, comedy, and questionable life choices all the way. Hound+ is a laugh-out-loud romp through absurdity, action, and the ultimate doggy dilemma: How do you save the world when you’d rather just nap?

Keitaro thought his life as an otaku couldn’t get any worse—until he died and reincarnated as a magical toilet in a fantasy world. Stuck in his porcelain form, he’s discovered by Rina, a spirited young mage-in-training struggling to survive on nothing but dry bread and water while living alone in a rundown, ramshackle home. Together, this unlikely duo sets off on a wild adventure to uncover the truth behind a mysterious water contamination threatening Rina’s hometown. Along the way, Keitaro entertains Rina with stories of 2D girls and classic anime tropes, all while secretly hoping their journey will somehow lead to a swimsuit episode.

Satoru, a 27-year-old corporate drone, had lived an ordinary life until he encountered the truck that changed everything. When he opened his eyes, he found himself facing an incredibly beautiful, elegant girl. Wait—she was a noble princess!? Soon after, Satoru met another stunning girl. With long white hair and an aura of classical elegance, she felt almost... ghostly?

This reimagining of the classic Snow White fairytale dares to delve beyond the surface of the familiar narrative. It’s a story that seeks to empower the heroine, not just as a beautiful princess, but as a formidable warrior and a burgeoning sorceress. The Snow White you will encounter within these pages is not a passive damsel in distress, but an active participant in her own destiny, a master of her own fate. The familiar elements of the tale are here, the evil Queen, the poisoned apple, even the magic mirror – but twisted, reshaped, and re-envisioned through a lens of political intrigue, magical prowess, and a fierce determination to conquer the darkness that surrounds her. Forget the gentle princess; this is a story of rebellion, a story of strength, a story of a young woman who defies the expectations placed upon her and rises to seize her rightful power. The magic system within these pages is intricately woven, reflecting a world of both wonder and danger, a world where the lines between good and evil blur and the fight for survival is always one step away. Prepare yourself for a journey filled with thrilling action sequences, cunning political maneuvers, and a romance that burns as bright as the magic itself. This is Snow White, redefined.

Takumi Tenkaichi has always been a nobody—a socially awkward loser mocked for his absurd name and content with staying invisible. But when a mysterious artifact drags his entire class into a dangerous system-controlled world, he’s assigned the unheard-of Shepherd job, a role with no combat abilities and a laughable reputation. While his classmates thrive as Warriors, Mages, and Rogues, Takumi’s only duty is to guide them—whether they like it or not. Struggling against his own insecurities and their open disdain, Takumi must uncover the truth about the system, the manipulative god it serves, and the mysterious disappearance of the girl he admires. Because in this world, survival isn’t just about strength—it’s about who dares to lead.

[ Author's note: l want to tell you that I'm doing my best. This is the first novel I've written, and I never thought it would be so noticed. Thank you very much to everyone who follows! ] This is the story of a reincarnated man with a broken system, which will make him invincible, envied, and a natural player! Of course, he will have to limit himself; otherwise, reality may not support him! However, this may be one of his smallest problems, because for an omnipotent being, there is no such thing as absurdity.

The Birthday of the Infanta by Oscar Wilde is a richly detailed narrative that blends beauty with tragedy, exploring complex themes of love, loss, and human nature. The Body Snatcher by Robert Louis Stevenson, this short story focuses on a group of men who meet regularly at an inn and become involved in a mysterious encounter with a renowned doctor. The story explores themes of identity, morality, and the weight of past actions. The Nose by Nikolai Gogol is an absurd and satirical tale that tells the strange story of a barber who finds a nose in a bun in Saint Petersburg. This discovery triggers a series of comical and peculiar events in the plot. The Most Dangerous Game (aka The Hounds of Zaroff) by Richard Connell, is a classic work of literature that tells a story of action and adventure with horror overtones. The plot follows two hunters, one turned prey on a mysterious island.The Great Keinplatz Experiment by Sir. Arhutr Conan Doyle, this book tells a story about a peculiar experiment carried out in the fictional town of Keinplatz. Through an immersive narrative and intriguing characters, The Book explores themes of scientific curiosity and human behavior.The Monkey's Paw by W. W. Jacobs, this book tells the story of a magical monkey's paw that grants its owner three wishes, with unexpected and tragic consequences. The plot revolves around themes of destiny, consequences and the supernatural, creating a captivating and somber narrative. The Lady with the Little Dog by Anton Chekhov is a story that follows Dmitri Gomov, a married man who begins an affair with Anna Sergueyevna, a woman who is also engaged. The narrative explores the complexities of love, infidelity and human emotions against a backdrop of society and social conventions.

Imagine u died and yet for some reason u found your self in ur favorite novel. Jack Hermson dies of a heart disease and finds himself transmigratted in his favorite novel as the classic extra *who doesn't appear in the story* and like every other transmigrator he decides to stay far away from the main cast or does he ?

Chen Xu has travelled to an alternate world. He is surprised to find that many classic games are missing here as compared from his previous life. He has an ’emotion collection system’, for happiness, sadness, excitement, fear, anger and other emotions provided by players who have played games made by him? But it is easier to get their resentment than happiness? Looking at his harvest, Chen Xu expressed puzzlement. As a result, Chen Xu’s career as a game designer gradually turned crooked. Countless players went berserk. OG author: 喝一杯红酒 OG title: 游戏制作：从治愈玩家开始 Another translation: https://www.webnovel.com/book/game-design-step-one-heal-the-players_27914435008739205 Note: I do not see the translation being done. So, I have started translating it. I do not know own this novel.

After an absurd death Kailash Varuna finds himself reborn in a brutal world of cultivation, where only the strong survive. Gifted with a mysterious Shop System that allows him to purchase powerful items based on his cultivation level, Kailash begins his journey as a powerless boy in a remote village. The Jade Kingdom and the entire Continent of Cultivation hold countless dangers, ruthless sects, deadly beasts, and rival cultivators who stop at nothing to crush the weak. Blood is the currency of power here, and each step toward strength demands sacrifice. Kailash must outwit those who wish him dead, master abilities beyond his dreams, and embrace the darkness within if he’s to rise as the most powerful cultivator on the continent. In a world of blood and shadows, he’ll forge his destiny or die trying.