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The good-natured Hou Yuxiao arrived in a martial arts world clearly divided between good and evil with a magical dual-colored lotus flower and became the Family Head of a small, insignificant Demon Path family in a county town, overseeing three younger brothers and a sister. The second brother was hot-tempered, the fourth brother was prone to fratricide, the youngest lived amongst the Demon Path but spent all day studying Confucian classics, and the only sister turned out to be a... Looking at the four problematic children, Hou Yuxiao fell into deep thought! It was a time of great contention, with Dynasties desperate for virtuous talents, seeking to stabilize their reign over The World, with sects dominating certain regions, aspiring to tower over all living beings, with families carrying on centuries of legacy, aiming to pursue happiness forever, with gangs reigning supreme, striving to build everlasting power, with academies resolving doubts and imparting knowledge, hoping people would promote the practice of farming and reading to future generations, ... Thousand-Faced Handsome Man Hou Yuxiao, Black Extinction Demon Blade Hou Yucheng, Nation-Topping Demon Consort Hou Yuling, Blood Sword of Sunrise Hou Yujie, and Saint-Overturning Demon Confucian Hou Yuduan... Years later, looking back, the Hou Clan had already ascended to the pinnacle.

[Ding........ ] [System Binding.......] [10%..........] [20%..........] [40%..........] [60%..........] [80%..........] [100%........] [ Congratulations, Host! The Strongest Family System has been bound! ] ---------------------------- “Huh? I’ve transmigrated…” Arthur muttered, his voice barely above a whisper as he surveyed his bewildering new surroundings. Confusion washed over him like a tidal wave. ----------------------------- Arthur was just an ordinary corporate worker, an overworked cog in the relentless machine of corporate life. After seven grueling days of nonstop overtime, his body finally gave out, collapsing right before his computer screen at home. He thought that was it; he thought he was dead. But little did he know, fate had something extraordinary in store for him. Instead of fading into oblivion, Arthur found himself thrust into a vast and unfamiliar world, one ten times larger than Earth itself! To his astonishment, he had become the head of the Osborn family, a once-mighty lineage now teetering on the brink of destruction. Bound by the standard configuration for all transmigrators: The System which is the [Strongest Family System ], Arthur faced an epic challenge: to transform the faltering Osborn family into the most powerful dynasty in existence. Join Arthur on this thrilling adventure as he navigates treacherous waters filled with intrigue, power, influence and danger. Can he lead a declining family back to glory and secure their place at the top? Discord Server : https://discord.gg/SCbm8s6dZJ

A once-opportunistic boy is reborn into a world of his dreams, equipped with a strong system. And he can do anything he ever dreams of. Beautiful woman? Yes S*x? Yes Yuri? NO NTR? NO So come and enjoy the novel I write for fun. PS: This novel is fantasy and has nothing to do with the real world.

"The Dragons are mighty but the Walker family of the human race is mightier!" -------------- Throughout 69 Heavenly Cycles, all races fought for the unique chance of giving birth to a Supreme Being that only occurs once every 100,000 years, and for these last 100,000 years, the human race which previously was too weak to contend for a chance, gave birth to not one, not two, but an entire family of individuals who will take all races by surprise and rise to become the strongest contender for this last chance. -------------- Bonus chapter goals: 100-200-400 Power stones: 1-2-4 chapters per week. Once I'm contracted and the GT as well as the gifting options are unlocked, more options will open up for you. -------------- Little P.S here: Hello, I'm Stell, an experienced author who has come to try his chances at winning this year's WSA but more than that, introduce to you all something that isn't done well and not as much as we'd want, and it is a novel that isn't focused on one individual, but the rise of each and every single member of the family the novel will focus on. Though in the first half of the novel we won't have an MC, all family members will be Major Characters that we will follow from birth and watch them go from their first steps to becoming powerhouses in their own fields, take the world by storm and bring benefits to the other family members. This isn't a novel about how one individual benefits from the whole, but how the whole benefits from the whole, each member will follow a path, they will excel at it, and help the others as well as be helped in their own path, and by the end, most, if not all family members, will be unmatched in their own fields. Starting from Adamus, an orphan who will later become the ancestor of the strongest family, to the last generation which will conquer the world, and lastly to the individual who will benefit from the hard work of his family and take on the mission to bring them eternal glory in a competition against the strongest of all races. I hope you look forward to it as much as I do.

He is a cold-hearted psycho with numb emotions towards love and women. Alexi cross showers his women prey with attention,money and affection but breaks up when he gets bored and that's three month at most.He is very possessive, dominating and most of all intimidating to his preys, he fucks them and leave but that doesn't stop more people from falling captive. But Mr Charmer is on a two weeks vacation to Bora Bora, a tahitian and French speaking island but is reservation was not confirmed. Natalie Silver is a young and defiant hostess placed in charge of his accommodation and welfare but that's when things get tensed. Tables are turns, he is now responsible for her and solely believes in him. Will her trust grow into love? Who will fall first? The big question isn't what happened during the vacation its what happened after since it got all steamy, hot and eruptic. Find out more would you. NOTE:There are variance in language but appropriate translation are being given to them. Two chapters daily, six days a week.

The story is about a single mother and her two children reincarnated into another world, where they become...mushrooms Together they rebuilt the village in the countryside. Together with people in another world. But it seems that life in another world is not as simple as the mother imagined, as forces collide with each other. A mother and her children need to do more to survive in this world. Because nothing in life is beautiful and peaceful forever. Life is never like a fairy tale, it will always be full of emotions and chaos. That is the true nature of life.

The path of goodness : **"Kairos… a boy who spent his life surrounded by suffering, trapped in a cycle of bullying and cruelty. Yet, he never gave in. With sheer determination and unwavering resolve, he transformed his weakness into strength, defeating those who once tormented him. For the first time, he tasted happiness—he made a friend, and life finally seemed to smile upon him. But in an instant, everything shattered… A shocking revelation reached him: he does not belong to this world. His parents were murdered by ruthless nobles, and his older brother is imprisoned in another realm. His entire life here was nothing more than a scheme to keep him safe… but now, he knows the truth. What will Kairos do now that his origins have been revealed? Will he abandon his newfound life? Or will he take up the sword of vengeance and challenge the world that stole everything from him?"*

"Within the depths of the family's cage, where love and fear intertwine, buried secrets and relentless psychological struggles come to light. Aiden Reyes, the silent man burdened by his scars, seeks to confront his family's oppressive legacy and break free from the chains of the past that suffocate his present. But can he truly escape the cage, or will he remain a prisoner of inherited pain?"

Although the famed Tong clan had proved itself as producing vicious and powerful martial masters and leaders through the Chaotic Ages, the continent was not ready for the newest generation of monsters to unleash their fury after their clans downfall.

From the dawn of time, the boundary between Heaven and Hell had been clearly fined. Once every thousand years, the Day of Judgement - the day when supreme justice is carried out, when the souls of mortals are judged, and when the order of the world is forever altered - takes place. The gates of Heaven always remain open for righteous souls, those who hold unwavering faith in the light. Meanwhile, sinners must pay the price for their crimes, cast into the depths of Hell, whether they want to deny or escaped from the truth. However, God is merciful to those who sincerely repent and strive to refairn from committing forbidden acts. They will be considered for absolution in the next Day of Judgement. Yet, it's difficult to abandon cruelty when it has seeped into one's very blood. From desperate attempts to escape Hell to uprisings in the mortal realm and even in Heaven, chaos was inevitable. Then they appeared - the first demons born from Hell - who made the choice to fight along side Heaven. And, of course, there were conditions. They crush the rebels, asserted dominance over them and gradually became the ruler of Hell. They came to be know as a family of fierce, determined and powerful Hellborn - yet ones who still retained their conscience - the Darker Family.

Pumayag si Matet sa kasunduan na ginawa ni Javi. Magpapanggap sila na mag-asawa sa loob ng 3 buwan para sa kapakanan ng Lola nito na may taning na ang buhay dahil sa sakit na kanser.Kapalit nito ay bibigyan sya ng malaking halaga bilang sahod nya sa mga buwan na pagpapanggap nilang mag-asawa. Dahil hindi pa naman sya kinokontak ng agency na pinag-aaplayan nya abroad (nag-apply sya bilang OFW sa bansang Turkey) at paubos na rin ang ipon nya kaya sya pumayag sa kasunduan. Nagkakilala sila ni Javi sa resort kung saan sila nagbakasyon ng 3 araw na magpamilya. Ito ang may ari ng resorts na yun. Inakala nya na tahimik ang buhay nito dahil sa mayaman ito pero mas magulo pa pala ito kesa sa kanyang buhay. Ngunit, sa likod ng kanilang pagpapanggap, may natuklasan sya, may mga lihim na interes ang pamilya ni Javi sa mga "family Heirlooms" na maaaring mamanahin kapag namatay na ang matandang donya. Ano kaya ang nakatagong sekreto sa "Family Heirlooms" na yun para pagkainteresan ng pamilya ni Javi?Paano kung mas may malalim pa na sekreto syang matuklasan? Ipagpatuloy pa ba niya ang kasunduan kung pati buhay nya ang nalalagay sa panganib o tatalikuran nya ito? Tutulungan nya itong malutas ang misteryo sa likod ng "Family Heirlooms" na yun?

Su Ling died of illness when she was 19. It was a terminal disease that dragged on for 9 years. So, it was no surprise that she was relieved when she finally kicked the bucket. However, it seemed something went awry. She woke up.

Heartbroken after catching her boyfriend cheating with his colleague on Valentine's Day, Anya impulsively proposes to a stranger in a fit of rage. The stranger, a charming and enigmatic man, accepts her proposal without hesitation. As Anya grapples with the consequences of her impulsive decision, she discovers that her "husband" is not just a random passerby, but someone with a mysterious and powerful connection to her life. He's not just a stranger; he's her boyfriend's boss, a man known for his wealth and influence, but who has kept his true identity hidden from Anya. Now, trapped in a web of lies and deceit, Anya must navigate the treacherous waters of her unexpected marriage while uncovering the truth about her "husband" and his hidden agenda.

This is a very long and strange tail... of mystery and wonder... About a dog with a dream... In a monster populated planet filled with different beasts there is one beast who reins supreme. This beast, a half man, half dog named Spike Dogtooth has a dream and this is to leave his island home and explore the world. Then fight to become a Mob boss. A being with enough power rule the world! To do this he'll have to travel out of his home to the land of Capo Initiative. Find it's leader, one of the 4 Mob bosses across the galaxy and defeat him. Earning the title. He can't achieve this dream alone however, so he leaves his home to assemble a gang of powerful criminals. But it won't be easy as he has to face many enemies along the way. The Order, the one and only worldwide police force, the other mob bosses determined to secure their titles and of course other gangs determined to achieve the same dream! Can Spike fulfill his dream? Will he find the gang members he needs? Will he die trying? Find out all this and more in...THE DOGTOOTH FAMILY! "Ah there you are! hehehe..." "HEY WHAT ARE YOU?...HEY!!!NO DONT !! PLEASE! AAAAAAAHHH!!! " gulp* swallow* Aaaah , Now this shitty little story has a real narrator. The name's Spike Dogtooth and this is my story!

What will Summers do when her past , she ran away from finally chatchs up with her. In the from of a man she is dating. Wil she ran away from him or will she stay with him and solve her problems for once. Summer is convinced by her friends to go on a blind date they set up. when the blind date doesn't go ass planed summer meets Marcos who is waiting for his brother and a restaurant. How will Marcos react when he finally meets the woman that changed his life and the woman he is promised her hand in marriage.

Like any 18 year old high school student, Kim Ji-Hye was just busy struggling with expectations and exams. The biggest worries? Overbearing parents and college entrance exams. That, of course, was the case until she accidentally found herself in an unexpected circumstance that led straight into the glowing gates of death! One moment, she was zoning out on an empty school corridor. The next? She was smack in the middle of a field that was way too over dramatic with the moon lighting up the surrounding and to add to it all, questioning all her life decisions. “What the hell? Where the HELL AM I?" Before she managed to figure out whether she had been taken hostage, sedated, or was indeed deceased, the reality had another surprise in store for her. The field evaporated. She was now in a never-ending white void. “Ah right, that is just brilliant. Another case of teleportation. Is my life really that boring that I actually find this exciting?” “Why do you think so?” a deep, unbothered voice replied. Ji-Hye screamed. Floating, there in front of her was a god that was the epitome of ‘a literal god.’ “WHO ARE YOU?” The God sighed. “Welcome Ji-Hye. I do not really know how you made it here, but… yeah, this is awkward.” Ji-Hye blinked. “Am I dead?” "Is that your final guess?" "Nope." “Then where am I?” "Alternate reality." “And how did I get here?” "Because your universe's God did an ‘oopsie’ and misplaced you." “Excuse me?” Apparently, some celestial treasure named Ezekiel was supposed to keep her safely in her time screwed up so badly that she ended up in a reality she wasn’t even supposed to exist in. THANKS EZEKIEL! "So what now?" Ji-hye asked, still trying to process the fact that divine beings are capable of making stupid mistakes The god who introduced himself in a head-turning fashion as Kashigami sighed once more. “Well, I need to send you back… but the thing is, I have no clue which universe is yours. So it might take some time.” “And how long is ‘some time’?” “Perhaps 500 years.” Ji-hye’s eyes had never been so wide. “WHAT IN THE FU–” And there started the journey which I (the author) could describe in many different ways, but for Ji-hye, it was undoubtedly the most unhinged. ✨ READ NOW TO FIND OUT: ✔ How does Ji-hye handle being an anomaly? ✔ Will Kashigami ever be useful? (Spoiler: Probably not.) ✔ Will she ever return home, or is she stuck in this SPACE WARP forever? 5K VIEWS CELEBRATION! JOIN THE DISCORD SERVER https://discord.gg/9Y2KUg3e code is "Ji-hye"

In the Jiutian Continent where the strong can tear the sky and split the earth, Qin Changsheng, who was accidentally migrated, has been surviving for more than 20 years. At the moment when he was about to become the "cauldron furnace" for others to practice, he finally awakened the system. [Ding!] [Congratulations to the host for obtaining: Hongmeng God List!] "The heavens and the worlds are in turmoil, and the Hongmeng God List is in control of the universe!" An all-encompassing, mysterious and powerful list has caused the already turbulent world to change color and stir up the universe! After learning that he was a descendant of the ancient Emperor Clan, Qin Changsheng not only chose to ignore it, but also decided to start a new chapter in the family tree! Qin Changsheng: My children have all attained the status of Great Emperor! You want me to return to the Emperor Clan? Do you think you are worthy? The leader of the Ancient Emperor Clan: What did you say? The gatekeepers of the Qin Family are all Great Emperors? What did you say? Those Dan Emperors of the ancient Emperor Clan medicine clan knelt outside the gate of the Qin Family for a thousand years before they were taken in by Qin Changsheng. After being assigned to take care of the medicine garden, they were so moved that they cried! This is a translation

Being a child to two different families the Siyambonga's of South Africa and the Akerejogbon's of Nigeria put Tayo's relationship in dilemma as to who to marry and where to live. What will Tayo do to bring peace into the family?

"Life sucks, seriously!" ***************** "Walking down this path, I cannot provide for my family" Looks up, as the clouds in the sky drifts away, he considers earning by doing illegal stuff. He shakes his head as soon as he remembers his family. He walks towards his home which his father left behind, 'Ding!' a notification appears in front of him.

Tom, lucky investor and new rich guy, made a big mistake, then another, and another... resulting in his predicament of having a family of 4 wifes and 5 kids. follow his life as he tries to survive and take care of his new family. . . . this story is not realistic and has many aspects that might get a lot of criticism, I'm just writing this cause I couldn't get the plot and ideas out of my head, so if u don't like it, or u feel offended by it, please know that this is in no way how I see the world, but just a fantasy born from my bizarre brain.

An old man who was a former apartheid regime soldier has lost everyone in the family. He decided to look for a last member of his family who was a little girl born to a black woman whom the father is his son.