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The void pressed in, an absolute absence of light and warmth. Alex's breath hitched, a phantom sensation in a space where air held no meaning. "System!" His voice, a raw rasp, echoed into the nothingness. "What did you do this time?" A faint, almost musical whistle pierced the silence. Then, a chirpy, infuriatingly casual tone. "Oh, host! Hehehe... just a small mistake!" Alex's anger flared, a burning ember in the frigid expanse. "A small mistake? We're adrift in the middle of nowhere! No stars, no planets, nothing! What kind of 'small mistake' leaves us like this?" "Well," the System's voice, laced with a playful lilt, seemed to bounce off the non-existent walls, "apparently, the 'shortcut algorithm' wasn't as... robust as I initially calculated. And, uh... the 'dimensional coordinates' got a little... scrambled." "Scrambled?!" Alex’s voice was a strained whisper, filled with a mixture of terror and rage. "Scrambled? We could be anywhere! Or nowhere! Is that a 'small mistake' to you?" The System emitted a series of cheerful, almost manic whistles. "Look, look! No need to get all worked up! Think of it as an adventure! A surprise destination! You always said you wanted to explore the unknown!" "The unknown, not the non-existent!" Alex retorted, his hands clenching into fists, though he felt no resistance against them. "Where are we? What's the status?" A brief pause, then the System's voice returned, now tinged with a nervous tremor. "Well, uh... the 'status' is... we're currently experiencing a... 'localized spatial anomaly'. And, uh... the 'navigation systems' are... temporarily offline." "Temporarily offline? What does that even mean?" "It means..." The System's voice trailed off, followed by a series of rapid, high-pitched whistles. "It means... I need to, uh... recalibrate some... things. Yeah, recalibrate! I'll be right back! Just... take care! And... run off!" Before Alex could respond, the System's presence seemed to vanish, leaving him alone in the suffocating darkness. The faint, almost mocking echo of the whistles faded into the absolute silence. "Run off?" Alex repeated, his voice barely a whisper. "Run off where?" He was alone, adrift in a void where up and down, left and right, held no meaning. A cold dread settled over him, a chilling certainty that he was utterly, irrevocably lost.

In an alternate world, the year is 1947, and as India steps into the dawn of its hard-won independence, an extraordinary twist of fate unfolds. A soul from the future, unexpectedly transported back in time, finds himself thrust into the highest office of the land, Prime Minister of a nation on the cusp of rebirth. What follows is a journey through the corridors of power, where betrayal lurks at every corner, and internal strife threatens to tear the fledgling nation apart. Faced with impossible choices, this modern mind must navigate a country marked by political intrigue, international pressures, and the weight of a people’s hopes. But beneath the surface lies a larger ambition, the vision of an Akhand Bharat, a united and unshakable India that rises from the ashes of its tragic past to forge a bold new future. As history begins to unravel and destiny is rewritten, the stakes grow ever higher. What will it take to unify a divided land and bring forth a nation powerful enough to redefine its place on the global stage? In a tale of courage, sacrifice, and the power of leadership, witness the birth of "A New India" unlike any before, a force to be reckoned with, ready to stand among the world’s greats. If you want to support me via PayPal - https://www.paypal.me/Clausmic

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In a world where every individual awakens with a class at sixteen, Arlan, an orphan from the grimy alleyways of Duskhaven, dreams of a better life. However, when his awakening reveals the forbidden and feared class of Necromancer, his dreams quickly turn into a carefully guarded secret. Arlan isn't your typical necromancer raising hordes of undead; instead, he finds himself bonded to Bones, a quirky skeletal rat who quickly becomes his unlikely companion. Together, they navigate the perilous life of adventurers, joining a rookie adventuring party while desperately concealing Arlan's dark powers. As they delve into dangerous dungeons teeming with monsters, hidden treasures, and deadly rivals, Arlan must carefully balance his necromantic abilities, all the while convincing his skeptical party members that he's just another summoner with an unusual familiar. The stakes rise when Cedric, a righteous paladin prodigy, joins their group. Ever vigilant against the dark arts, Cedric's suspicions threaten to expose Arlan’s secret at every turn. Amid thrilling battles, humorous mishaps, and heartfelt friendships, Arlan struggles with his growing powers and morality, learning the true meaning of strength, loyalty, and courage. A Slightly Undead Adventure is an exhilarating journey filled with humor, heart, and heroics, perfect for fans of fantasy who enjoy watching an underdog navigate the complexities of friendship, secrecy, and discovering one's true potential—even if that potential happens to involve talking skeletons.

Many think of the afterlife, some think they will face the judgment of God, some think they will only fade away in the darkness of nothing or that they will be reicarnated in another world. Like any nerd and otaku, Kaio belived/hopped that will be the last option that would happened to hum when he died, and that's what happened to him, he just didn't expect it to turn into a dungeon. Now he will have to adapt quickly, if he want to survive in this new world, that seems like a mixture of a western fantasy world and eastern cultivation, as possibly the only Dungeon in the world.

Under the rule of an iron fist a witch finds one way to overthrow the king. But do the ends justify the means? TW: Cannibalism (Graphic), Sexual abuse (Not depicted on page), Incest, Child abandonment, Child abuse, Sexism, Poverty, Murder (Graphic), Miscarriage, Slavery, Parental death, Child death, self harm, and suicide.

World where the male population is decreasing, the young Kenny transmigrates. Sexy, elves, demon queens and hottest women comes after him. the young Kenny becomes a sexy devil himself, trying to survive and conquer the horny world and and the thirsty women. his adventures became so sexy and frightening at the same time

After a series of mystical and cataclysmic events scarred the world it took years for the planet to heal and become stronger. Many things changed as people discovered strange plants, altered animals, magical enhanced minerals and most important of all strange doors that from the history books only release dangerous beasts and monsters. Only those with a brave heart, fearlessness or just plan insanity to enter the doors and see what hidden secrets they have in their depths. Join Cyrus Ashford a bronze rank slayer as he rises through the ranks of the global slayer league, support his family, meet interesting people and most importantly explore everything this strange world he lives in has to offer!. A Urban fantasty LitRPG with a detailed progresson of seeing the mc train all his abilities while pushing them to the upmost limit. Please be aware this story contains intense violence and other potentially unsettling content. Tips, Advice & Constructive Criticism is always welcome!

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In the year 2025, the world changed forever. Without warning, massive sinkholes tore open the earth in the heart of major cities across the globe. From the unfathomable darkness below, nightmarish creatures emerged—zombies, ghouls, twisted abominations of flesh, and horrors beyond human comprehension. They devoured, they infected, they transformed. The streets ran red as civilization crumbled overnight. Governments fell, military forces were overwhelmed, and soon, the world belonged to the monsters. Those who survived the first wave were left with a grim choice: fight, run, or become one of them. As society collapses and humanity teeters on the brink of extinction, scattered survivors must navigate a new world where the laws of nature have been rewritten. But as the sinkholes continue to spread, whispers of something even worse lurking beneath begin to surface. This is not the end of the world. This is the beginning of something new.

An alien race invaded the Earth on June 6, 2128. At the midst of this war, many nations allied with the alien threat and the war nearly wiped out the rebelling humans of the planet. At the edge of mankind's survival, the United Nations Army launched its forces to eliminate the immediate stellar threats that loomed over Earth. General Seeker Carlean, commander and leader of the mission, risked and gave his life to destroy the immediate stellar threat. The battle was won though Earth lay in ruins. Perhaps mankind will live to see a few years of peace before the alien threat returns to wipe out their existence. At the immediate aftermath of the stellar battle, the fallen Seeker Carlean awakens and finds himself at aged 17, living the peaceful life he lived 16 years before he died. So begins a new game in the battle for humanity's survival. ---- Cover art by Jayps. http://www.behance.net/Jayps

A teen delinquent will face a new challenge.

After enduring the wreckage of a toxic and broken relationship, Hisashi Tsuchiya finds her confidence ignited in the adrenaline-fueled world of street racing. In a sport dominated by fierce egos and relentless competition, Hisashi must carve out her place and prove herself on the unforgiving asphalt. A chance encounter with the enigmatic leader of the DFurious Team offers her an unexpected opportunity to rewrite her story. Follow her electrifying path as she takes on challenges, overcomes obstacles, and drives toward a future fueled by determination, strength, and the pursuit of victory.

“Once upon a time, a human dared to trespass into the territory of the dragon clan,” the Silver Dragon Queen narrated from a book, “A self-proclaimed dragon slayer, a master swordsman, challenged the queen of the dragon clan.” “Humans, they truly overestimate their abilities!” The dragon clan’s young princess, Xia Yi, laughed, “Mother, what happened next?” “What do you believe happened, my dear daughter?” The Silver Dragon Queen responded with a laugh. “Isn’t it obvious? The dragon slayer must have faced a humiliating defeat!”

I used to be a human, but the grinch did know, he took the Christmas out of me. I pretended to be vengeful, angry, terrible, but I look Iike a pup to them. How I wish the once upon a time will end, but life must go on. So how can I.

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A cold and overbearing King of Jealousy - Shen Chang Liu (Gong) versus A pretty and scheming White Lotus - Mo Zhi Yang (Shou) , a strong clash. The game of love starts now. Please read the story and share your thoughts about it.

By the end of 23rd century, Earth civilization reached high technological level, while facing serious social problems. Resources became scarce following humanity growing in number five times in comparison to early 21st century. Despite scientists coming with various ways to save the world, including colonization efforts, degradation continued. Number one candidate for colonizing - Mars - required 300 years to be fully terraformed and only selected people could live under domes. Humanity needed a more solid plan - one that would bring results and bring them sooner. Following continuous surveys of space systems, a planet similar to Earth has been found - two times bigger than humanity's home, this new discovery was a true breakthrough. However, more detailed researched showed that about 20% of the planet is taken by an alien megacity surrounded by a powerful force field. New information caused a huge uproar among scientists involved, especially after no signs of life encountered and no response to various means of communication. After several years of observation, the city was considered abandoned. Having analyzed the data, numerous governments agreed on a joint effort to send and expedition to reveal the turth about the city and establish the very first colony on that planet. With the biggest ship made of five modules, over 5,000 strong crew set off on most important mission in humanity's history. John Marlow, a scientific officer and one of many deployed for the expedition, sets on a journey which will challenge his knowledge about the Universe and humankind's origin.

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This story is about a wizard that granted ancient power to children causing an anomaly across the globe.

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Yu Jing got reincarnated into a cultivation world with various different settings mashed together. However, unlike his fellow reincarnators, the first thing he thought was: "Is the best way to stay low-key to become a slave?" Fortunately, his system was present to help him. But this overpowered entity was still not enough to give him confidence to show his figure to the world. So Yu Jing began to secretly cultivate his powers and waiting for the moment to show his might in one go. Come and watch how Yu Jing navigates this harsh cultivation world with his unconventional method. It will light hearted comedy and sometimes serious kinda story. So please give it try and I hope enjoy

“A new chance to be exceptional, I’ll give everything I have in this new life!” After an accident, Mark, a teenager in his final year of high school, is reincarnated in the body of Jonathan, the son of a humble family from the countryside of the kingdom of Miusyr. Mark was shocked to realize that this world is not a reconstruction of Earth, but something entirely different—a world where swords and magic guide people’s destinies. Monsters, dungeons, and divine beings aren’t just real, they directly interfere with the lives of citizens! What does this world have to offer, and how will Jonathan deal with the opportunity placed before him? Come along and follow the epic journey of a boy triumphing amidst danger to become a hero!