Harry Potter Pick Up Lines

After the final battle Harry learns the truths. He was betrayed... And what does Harry do? He goes back in time and get his revenge on them all of them. ======= Disclaimer I do not assert any ownership over anything. J. K. Rowling owns everything.

Ms. Afra, the gravekeeper in Changping District, came home from the night shift and picked up a man on the side of the road. White shirt, suit, scarred. With broad shoulders and a thin waist, big breasts and perky butt, he is extraordinarily handsome. The traffic around the cemetery is inconvenient and it is too far from the urban hospital. Afra, who has a beautiful face, was so obsessed that she picked up the man in the suit and took him home. The next day, Afra yawned and opened the door to see a man in a suit with a bandage on his arm and an apron making breakfast for her. The thin and strong waist was covered with scars, band-aids, bruises, and marks from her pinches mixed together. Afra crossed her arms and chased people away: "You haven't left yet?" He said: "Miss Afra, we have been in the same bed." She asked casually, "How much does it cost?" ” He was extremely solemn: "According to my family's family motto, I must marry you." Afra: "...Huh?" One day later, Miss Afra touched his abdominal muscles and lamented that her job of guarding the tomb was too bizarre, how could she casually pick up a pure and unpretentious male vixen. He was having a fever, so he held her hand and wrapped it around her: "Honey, I want to kiss you." But he is very virtuous in washing and cooking.

In the Harry Potter universe, Alaric Black, a soul reincarnated from Prime Earth, awakens in the notorious Black family, carrying the weight of extraordinary knowledge from his past life. At nine, he discovers a mystical tree in his soul space that grants him insights into the multiverse—a vast tapestry that includes not just the magical world but also the realms of the Marvel Cinematic Universe and beyond. Embarking on a daring adventure into Muggle London, Alaric uncovers the interconnectedness of realities and realizes dark forces threaten not just his world but the entire multiverse. Armed with a keen intellect and a thirst for knowledge, he strives to hone his magical abilities while navigating the complexities of his secretive family. As he embraces his destiny, Alaric must balance magic and the unknown to protect his loved ones from looming dangers. Will he harness his unique gifts to safeguard the multiverse, or will shadows of destiny overpower him?

The miracle doctor, Xu Qing, accidentally fell into the water and died. When she opened her eyes again, she found herself having transmigrated into a farming novel. Then, she felt excruciating pain in the lower half of her body. Xu Qing looked down in disbelief. As a thirty-year-old unmarried single woman, she was in the midst of giving birth to a child! Staring at the three babies who were barely breathing, Xu Qing almost went mad. Why did she suddenly become a mother of three? Her father exclaimed, “How dare you give birth to b*stard children before getting married?! We don’t have a daughter like you. Scram!” Before Xu Qing could even catch her breath after bearing children, she was chased out of the house by her father. Fortunately, her mother pitied her and secretly gave her an acre of land to aid in her survival. With no options left, Xu Qing picked up a hoe and started farming. ‘Hey, that unconscious mister over there, please die somewhere else! Don’t dirty my corn field!’ After dragging the unconscious man to a side, Xu Qing suddenly remembered that she needed help taking care of her children. This man would do! Later on, Qiao Yanhui knelt down before his angry wife with an aggrieved look on his charming face. He had one child on each arm, and another clinging to his head. He looked up at Xu Qing pitifully. “Honey, it’s the effect of my family genes. I can’t control my genes from producing so many babies…” “Out! Get out now!” Xu Qing kicked him aside. Who knew that the man she picked up turned out to be the father of her children. Had she known, she would’ve left him to die in the corn field.

Petunia Evans, the to-be aunt of Harry Potter, was known as an ordinary, magic-fearing woman. But what if Petunia held a secret? In this tale, Petunia is actually a girl from another world who wakes up as Harry's future aunt, determined to change her fate and rewrite her story. This Petunia is different—she has the power of magic and a thirst for power and dominance. When she receives her Hogwarts letter, she steps into a world of spells, magical creatures, and grand ambitions. Follow Petunia as she becomes a top student at Hogwarts, makes new allies, and crafts a plan to reshape the wizarding world. Mature, driven, and far from ordinary, this is the story of a girl who dares to redefine her destiny and leave an extraordinary legacy. --- **Disclaimer:** Any pictures or content from the Harry Potter universe or any known universe are not mine. I own the fan fiction content as my own. If anyone who has ownership of images I use in this fan fiction and wants me to remove them, please message me. This work is aided by AI.

"With this system, I'll become the world's greatest seducer! If it doesn't kill me first..." I was a nobody, a short fatty Otaku. Then, a girl's voice popped into my head: [Seduce a woman within a month or die.] "What the hell...how? I'm an 18-year-old virgin..." [7+ looks only. No slam donkeys.] "You’re forcing me to die!” Facing annihilation, I saw no choice but to join the international community of pick up artists, and from that day forward, my boring student life became filled with craziness and womanizing. I just had one problem: "Why are all these guys insane?!?" Pick Up Artist: One who uses specialized tactics to seduce women. Additional Tags: weak to strong, supernatural, action, fantasy, funny, dungeon, face smacking, bloodlines, modern, harem, r-18, litrpg,magic, cultivation, martial arts, shameless protagonist, parody, satire, succubus, netori, adult, ecchi, sex, hidden gem, drama, wuxia, adventure, mature, school life, seinen, princess, billionaire, werewolves, xuanhuan, erotic, erotica, romance, revenge, polygamy, psychological, r18, 18, 18+, smut, hentai, comedy, light novel, alchemy, system. *No Netorare or Yuri. *If you dislike harem, I guarantee this one will be different and become the best harem you've read on WN. There are colorful characters, no bad romance, and no annoying female conflicts driving the plot. *Every volume so far has been even better than the prior one. *If you're wary of reading originals, I assure you that I'm a native English speaker and you'll find the writing here to be at a print professional standard. If I said this story had the 2nd best grammar on Webnovel, no author or translator would dare say theirs had the 1st. *If you doubt any of the above, please read the hundreds of 5-star reviews. Some originals may have more reviews because they're older or get more marketing from Webnovel, but I doubt they have more glowing 5-star reviews. RELEASE SCHEDULE: 1 new chapter posted every day by 12 pm Est/12 am GMT+8. Bonus chapters don't have a set time, but if there are some pending, on per day is posted for 2 chaps/day total. Join the largest Webnovel Discord of 2500+ readers for character art and more: https://discord.gg/VSKzgzV8J9 (case-sensitive) If you'd like to make a Paypal donation to support the cultural cause of the novel and author: https://bit.ly/3lU4xD1

A guy saves a young girl from truck-kun. then he meets an old God who decides to transmigrate him as Harry frickin Potter. Watch as "Harry" messes up canon and takes matters into his own hands. Strong and smart MC. Please do enjoy my book. I'm new here and I'm inexperienced at this. Criticism is allowed but pls don't make me cry. I don't own Harry Potter and I don't own the picture. Bye.

Marc's life can be described as anything but easy. Growing up in an orphanage ever since he was a baby, the young man witnessed many of his friends coming and going as new families were opening up their arms for them. Always left behind, he grew up to be somehow distant yet full of life, always looking forward for the light to shine. . . And that light was named Chris.

In 2024, Chen Xiao is thrown into a parallel world where, in 1924, gates opened, unleashing monsters. With a newfound pick-up system, Chen Xiao aims to rise from society's bottom to become the strongest Awakener. Preferring solo confrontations, he's not above using others to get ahead.

Harry is captured by Voldemort, but manages to escape with some unexpected help. Now he just has to deal with the consequences. This is to pay homage the the author: Oldwolf whom originally wrote this great story……. Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter, nor any of the characters from the books or movies. I do not make any money from the writing of this story. I don’t own Harry and crew, unfortunately and I’m not making any money so don’t bother to sue.

A typical apocalypse novel

The apocalypse has hit hard. Humans found a new gate-like thing in Antarctica and went ahead to work hard and soul for two years to open it. Now due to those stupid scientists, we are facing the apocalypse. Hordes of demons and monsters came out of the door with a horrible purple mist. Now almost ninety percent of the population is wiped out. Demons and their nests occupy the earth now. If that wasn't the worst part, there's more. How many of us are left, we have to hard to survive. Everyone groups up together to survive. Each person does something important, so the group can go on longer until they can find shelter. Well, that's what normally happens. But in my case, something miserable happened. If this were not the apocalypse, I would enjoy my time but considering my life is at risk every single moment; I can't help but notice this as you can see the three of them walking behind me, carrying bags, getting all sweaty with their beautiful faces and their perfectly shaped bodies. They look tempting, right? If you think that, then you are not fit to survive the apocalypse. Let me tell you, my friend, those girls are absolutely useless in terms of anything that requires skills to survive. Unless it's carrying the weight, they can't do anything. And my bad luck, I can't get any better companions to survive this hell. Luckily I got the support of a system that lets me become stronger every time I kill a monster or demon. But my life isn't getting any easier, is it?

Harry potter dünyasına çiftçi sistemi ile geçen will isimli kişinin harry potter dünyasını nasıl değiştirdiğini anlatıyor...

I am a wizard new to Hogwarts. I am from a pure blood wizard. But I was raised by humans. What you may call Muggles?

Sorakan dari beberapa penonton yang menyambut dan memberikan semangat saat kata "SilverFang" digaungkan diatas panggung,berjalan juga dua sosok orang yang tak asing, sosok yang sangat cantik berambut silver nan panjang tergerai layaknya seorang putri ditengah kegelapan dan juga sosok lelaki dengan senyuman yang lebar menampakan taring yang tajam seolah ingin mencabik-cabik lawan dengan senyuman lebarnya Pintu mobil tertutup,raungan mesin mulai bergejolak, hanya dalam beberapa saat hitungan mundur diluncurkan 3... 2... 1... GO!!!!! debu yang pekat itu beterbangan dan hanya menyisakan suara gaungan mesin yang sudah maju jauh di depan sana...

Elston Journey through Harry Potter. When a professional RPG assassin meets magic. 2 chapters per week. English is not my first language

In the year 2025 an alien republic dominating the galaxy arrives on Humanities front door, They announce the opportunity for the induction of humanity into their collective, as a result Cayden Hemlock gets pulled away from the peaceful life he desires and into a wider Galaxy of vague pasts, conspiracies and experiences no other human before in humanities history has had.

its the danmachi light novel, so read it if your ganna do a fanfic about it

Thomas Michael Weasley begins his journey to make the Weasley family the best in the wizarding world.

Disclamer: Not mine, I own nothing. I'm not making any money either. WARNING: Harsh Language, adult themes, sexual situations (i.e. smut), bad spelling and grammar. Author's Notes: This story is a broad farce with over the top humor (a good deal of it is crude and sexual) and OOC actions (that's Out Of Character if you don't know). Also, this is my first smut-ish fic. If you don't like sex and sex-based humor, do NOT read this!

Many years after Harry Potter defeated Voldemort a new enemy came. This person isn't as strong as Voldemort or even Grindelwald, no this person is strong because of the amount of followers he has. This person is called Adelram. His idea is that the Muggles need to know about the existence of the Wizard kind and a lot of wizards and witches agree. But how he wants to do this, is the reason why the Ministry of Magic badly wants to catch him. He and his followers have been attacking Muggle villages. Alderam is saying that it doesn't matter if a few Wizards die trying to make his dream come true. It was becoming even more difficult for the Ministry of Magic to hide what Alderam was doing from the Muggles. A few years have gone by and his dream still hasn't come to fruition. So he decided that he will attack a city with the intention to murder everyone living there. But one crucial thing got out, the Ministry found out that they were planning to attack London and that they had a very powerful spell to do this. When the Ministry found out what was going to happen they send the best witch of its time, Amelia Emory, to fight Alderam. But no one expected someone who grew up as a mere Muggle to beat Adelram.

On a dark and windy night, he picked up a beautiful, charming, sexy and coquettish beauty, so he lived a completely different life through his girlfriend's counter attack on life

Jiang Siming suddenly discovered that the PlayerUnknown’s Battlegrounds he played was different from others’! He can find fragments of various colors in the game, and after synthesis, they can be turned into abilities, attributes, talents, money, antiques, even medicines, exercises, and so on! Relying on constantly picking up pieces in the game, Jiang Siming completed a life counterattack and made a fortune! Picking up dual cultivation technique . marrying college girls , movie stars to princess to become powerful and make them powerfull . Traveling world to another world such as Marvel ,one piece ,zombie world, and many another cultivation world . becoming world richest man , making holographic game , world popularest man