Bruce Slaps Dick

[ Ding!! The Peeing System Has been Awakened ] Fatty Zhang, known as the 'Menace' of Shanghai, lived without care until his life was abruptly ended.With a boot landing on his dick,In his final moments, as a boot came crashing toward him, he muttered, "Please, my dick." But death wasn't the end. Reincarnated as Prince Tang Liyun in a world of cultivation, he finds himself surrounded by immense power and endless possibilities with his Peeing System. Yet, his new life isn't as easy as he imagined it's more than easy. In this dangerous world filled with Demon's, mystical God's and Tang Liyun, Tang Liyun must pee on Demon's and God's alike, Will gods and demons withstand the treacherous path forged by his hand, or will they fall before his mighty Pee? —————————————— Warning : This book contains extremely dark themes, graphic content, and offensive material. It explores sensitive subjects that may be disturbing or unsettling to some readers. If you are uncomfortable with violence, explicit language, or taboo topics, please proceed with caution or refrain from reading. Reader discretion is strongly advised.

Have you ever wondered what it would feel like if your dick exploded? Or if voodoo or black magic actually worked? Axel got a crash course in both after leaving a one-star review for a trashy smut novel where the hapless author-san offed a minor villain. Little did he know that this particular author had some serious power. Suddenly, Axel found himself in the body of the very villain he was lamenting, right at the moment when everything was about to spiral into chaos. Now, with a second chance at life (and a brand-new set of problems), Axel must navigate the wild world of villainy—complete with explosive consequences and dark magic—if he wants to rewrite his story before it ends in disaster.

【Awesome Face-Slapping Story】 The humble farmer hero saves the damsel and obtains the Divine Artifact, masters Divine Skills, and becomes adept at healing. From then on, he dominates city life.

A bloodsucking mosquito with the soul of a student, seeking revenge, rose from being weak to powerful, step by step from this unassuming life planet 'Earth', becoming a powerful force in the entire universe! Literary version: Reborn as a larva, striving for self-improvement, and ultimately transforming into a terrifying giant mosquito. From then on, I roamed freely across the universe, traveling the vast universe's starry sky! Passionate version: You weak cosmic creatures! I'm using my mouthparts to consume the core nutrients of your mother star. What can you do about it? Funny version: You think I'm disgusting? You hate me because I suck blood? Want to swat me dead with one slap? Just wait, one day I'll stomp your house down!

【Extra Chapter】She was the most unfortunate time-traveling woman in the world! Not only was she forced to marry a ghost after crossing over, but what was even worse was that the ghost had special hobbies! She could endure all that. But why weren't she allowed to mingle with handsome men, and why did she have to remain fiercely loyal and pure for a ghost? Humph, it's just a ghost, do you think I'd be scared of you? Just wait till I master my peerless martial arts, I'll send you flying with a slap, then we'll see who's arrogant!

I became a demon lord in a dungeon creation game who needs to have sexual relations with other women to become stronger. So I need to corrupt all the female characters here so I can go back? “I wonder if they can still keep a proud look on their face with a dick inside them!”

A novel bout a young boy from a struggling family and his rise to football stardom entailing all his struggles,drama, difficulties and choices through the help of a system. P.S: no face slapping or cliche OP Ness. Authors note: thank you so much guys for joining the club, it's my first novel and English is my second language. So please bear with the errors and give me feedbacks to improve the novel, thanks a lot guys for the support.

In a school characterized by students with special powers, bullys and scientific inventions Dick made his choice of acting like a lamb among wolves. Fortunately, Dick encountered what was beyond him. The bit from ants infused a new evolution of genetics. He evolved to something more than human. He eventually became the voice to the weak and wounded. Ascending to becoming the greatest, he faces a setback to his abilities that could be a hindrance to his ascension.

Cherry Adams' younger brothers are sick. They were adopted by her and she raised them alone. They loved her, respected her, and knew how to serve her. But ten years later, their love had changed. Jasper Lee: “Every time you slap me, I have a sexual response.” Pascal Lee: ”I am willing to serve you together with my brother.” When did this incestuous love begin? She didn't understand, but the only thing that was clear was that they both loved her very much. A sister is a sister after all, and a sister cannot become a wife.

Target Audience: This book is for those who had enough of MCs getting bullied and those who enjoyed progression. I'll now apologize if I miss something and MC didn't act according to your likings, I'll adjust and improve so let's get addicted to it! SSS rank talent? I can get 10,000 xp multiplier and convert them to upgrade my skills? Proficiency? Item Quality? Top ranker? Beat them up! Arrogant villains? Slap them to death! My Little Sister getting bullied in school? Destroy the school! In my eyes, you are just experience points to farm! Let's farm experience points! #Progression #Invincible Progtagonist

Arthur, the most terrifying warlord in the world, has reincarnated into an apocalyptic world. His pursuit of power made him the richest and most powerful man on earth. But all that power and riches couldn't save Arthur from dying of a terrible disease. When Arthur thought he was going to hell for sure, he met the god. God gave him two choices: to pay for all the sins he committed in the eternal pit of deep hell or reborn into a world destroyed by magic and overran by all kinds of monsters and rebuild it. Should he choose to accept to be reborn, God agreed to give him only one thing except immortality. Obviously, our hero(villain) chose to be reborn and tricked the god by asking for a System that would help him reach immortality. Join Arthur’s journey of redeeming himself and rebuilding the world that is destroyed while uncovering the mysteries behind the apocalypse. What to expect from this book? 1. Competent MC who is not a beta 2. Harem done right - a harem not done right can be frustrating to read, but when it is done right, it can be so refreshing 3. Kingdom building - Who doesn't like kingdom building? 4. Action - Both killing and action with our gorgeous sexy Female leads (yes, that action) 5. MILFs!!! What not to expect from this book? 1. Rushed Plots 2. Logic less Face slapping ( Of course we have face slapping but characters will have human level IQ) 3. Mild gore and less blood ( This book is r18 which contains extreme violence and explicit sex scenes)

"Bruce hanma" a boy who was born as one anomaly of the world, looses his memory in an accident that kept him in the hospital for 12yrs. Read to uncover the secrets behind the anomalies and why they are regarded to as creatures of the darkness.

In the Tripeak Continent, a young man emerges and shocks the world—not for his heroic deeds, but for his infamy. ____ Xenon, a newly graduated archaeologist, was suddenly teleported to the Tripeak Continent while searching for artifacts. There, he discovered a system bound to his soul. To grow stronger, he must act arrogantly, earn hate points, and summon powerful subordinates! Slap everyone in his path, kick temple masters, and make emperors bow before him! Join Xenon on his journey to dominate the Tripeak Continent! Warning: The author is a newbie!

Eclair remembered his past life after eating the crystal left by his mother. Once he felt lost now he see that he was reborn in a light novel. With his memories of his previous life, he wanted to accomplish one thing he wanted to do, to taste a lot food! What to expect in this novel: a slap to your cheek Upload would be in weekdays(as long as I'm not busy in college) 1000+ words per chapter (Tags are there to give me freedom)

Miles Bennett, a 19-year-old pizza delivery boy, happened to deliver a custom-made love pizza on Valentine's Day to a regal home. Little did he know, his girlfriend Hanna would open the door with an elderly man gripping her waist lovingly. "You are such worthless trash, Miles!" Heartbroken, a screen flashed before this young man. [You are now the host of the 10x Modern Money System] [Starting with $10,000,000,000] [10× multiplier on income] [10× rebate on expenses] [Ding!] [First Mission Assigned!] [Details: Your heartless, wicked boss is on the brink of bankruptcy] [Action: Face-slap your boss, buy, and grow his pizza company to surpass McDonald's] [Reward: $10,000 and a 12-hour limited 30× rebate on expenses.] Miles clenched his fist and nodded with determination. "All who have looked down on me will pay!"

You never know the value of something until you lose it? For Brooke that couldn't have been more farther from the truth! After being cheated by her husband and younger sister, Brooke's miserable life of abuse takes a complete turn for the better when she finally signs the divorce papers! But things are only just getting better! What's this? She's been made joint heir to a multi-billion dollar company?! She's bought her stepfather's puny agency?! She's now the richest woman in the country?! And as an added bonus, her contract marriage husband is handsome and dotes on her every second of the day! Hold your horses, buckle your seats and witness one of the greatest, husband spoiling wife stories you'll ever see! With satisfying face slaps lurking at every corner!

In the year 2147, humanity has mastered the ultimate technological breakthrough: Rebirth Technology, a system capable of resurrecting the greatest warriors of history at their peak. Legends such as Bruce Lee, Muhammad Ali, and Mas Oyama now walk the earth once more, their mastery of combat reshaping the world. Martial arts is no longer just a discipline—it is the very foundation of power, economy, and society. At the pinnacle of this martial world stands the Rebirth Council, an enigmatic organization controlling who gets reincarnated and who remains forgotten. They ensure that only those loyal to their agenda are brought back, creating an imbalance that suppresses innovation and keeps the modern fighters in the shadows of the past. Mudo Ryun, a street fighter from the slums of Neo-Seoul, has never had the luxury in life. Growing up in a world where the strong dictate the fate of the weak, Ryun has relied on grit, instinct, and an uncanny ability to adapt to survive. However, when he defeats a high-ranking fighter in an underground tournament, his life changes forever. In the heat of battle, a mysterious Combat System awakens within him—a system that allows him to analyze and replicate the techniques of his opponents, unlocking a path to rival even the reborn legends. As Ryun rises through the ranks, he finds himself crossing paths with the greatest warriors of all time. Bruce Lee, the embodiment of speed, philosophy, and innovation in combat. Muhammad Ali, a charismatic and calculating strategist with a flair for showmanship. Mas Oyama, a stoic and unyielding master of Kyokushin Karate. In a world where the legends of the past overshadow the warriors of the present, Ryun must not only fight for his place among them but also decide what it means to forge his own legacy. Will he stand as a beacon of change, or will the weight of history crush him? The clash between tradition and innovation as Ryun challenges the dominance of the reborn legends. The moral dilemmas of power, as the Council’s secrets unravel and the true price of reincarnation is revealed. An underdog’s journey to greatness, as Ryun learns to balance his raw talent with the responsibility of wielding the Combat System. In Legends Reborn: The Combat System, the stage is set for an epic tale of action, philosophy, and rebellion. Will the past forever dictate the future, or will one fighter break the cycle?

Arthur, the most terrifying warlord in the world, has reincarnated into an apocalyptic world. His pursuit of power made him the richest and most powerful man on earth. But all that power and riches couldn't save Arthur from dying of a terrible disease. When Arthur thought he was going to hell for sure, he met the god. God gave him two choices: to pay for all the sins he committed in the eternal pit of deep hell or reborn into a world destroyed by magic and overran by all kinds of monsters and rebuild it. Should he choose to accept to be reborn, God agreed to give him only one thing except immortality. Obviously, our hero(villain) chose to be reborn and tricked the god by asking for a System that would help him reach immortality. Join Arthur’s journey of redeeming himself and rebuilding the world that is destroyed while uncovering the mysteries behind the apocalypse. What to expect from this book? 1. Competent MC who is not a beta 2. Harem done right - a harem not done right can be frustrating to read, but when it is done right, it can be so refreshing 3. Kingdom building - Who doesn't like kingdom building? 4. Action - Both killing and action with our gorgeous sexy Female leads (yes, that action) 5. MILFs!!! What not to expect from this book? 1. Rushed Plots 2. Logic less Face slapping ( Of course we have face slapping but characters will have human level IQ) 3. Mild gore and less blood ( This book is r18 which contains extreme violence and explicit sex scenes)

A young man from a modern world is reincarnated into a mysterious fictional world. But, is this world really so simple? Is this world just a normal Cultivation world? Read the novel to find out the exciting adventure of Li Gang, as he uncovers the mystery behind his reincarnation, the reality of the world and how he overcomes various challenges and the schemes that he is unaware of. Warning: There will be little to no face slapping in this novel.

After crossing over into a world of magic, Dean Bruce was mistaken for a powerful sorcerer. Though he initially intended to sternly refuse the beautiful woman’s request to become her mentor, she offered him far too much to say no! Completely clueless about magic, Dean Bruce had no choice but to make up spells on the spot. However, when he saw the astonishing power unleashed by the beautiful woman after chanting his random incantations, he was stunned. The spells he had carelessly invented… could they really comprehend magic and even forbidden spells? As Dean Bruce ascended to the pinnacle of magical prowess and became the Archmage, he candidly answered a reporter's question during an interview with the Alliance: "I never understood magic. I just made up a few incantations, that's all." People were in awe of him—this, they believed, was the true humility of a Grand Archmage!

This story revolves around a Supreme Invincible Main Character (MC), one who embodies absolute dominance and fearlessness. You need never worry about his survival or mercy, for this MC resolves every conflict with effortless superiority—be it a single, devastating slap or a session of brutal torture before his enemies meet their end. His path is one of unrelenting power, where weakness is nonexistent, and every action underscores his unrivaled supremacy.

On the night Wen Zhiyao decided to give herself entirely to her fiancé, she discovered she'd been cheated on. She turned to the famously eminent playboy of Jiangnan City, Jiang She. She thought it was just a tacit trade amongst adults. He helped her humiliate the scum of a man and slap the hypocrisy right off the green tea bitches face. She willingly became his secret lover, a relationship she didn't dare make public. When he announced his engagement, she tactfully retreated. However, he relentlessly pursued her. The eyes that once drowned her in affection were now suppressed with rage, sweeping her into their storm once again. "You want to leave after using me?"

Because of a mission, Bruce White entered prison as a criminal, but his family was abused and bullied as a result. After three years of life in prison, he finally completed his mission. Yet, he received truly shocking news when he came out of prison. His father had passed away, his mother went missing, but he knew nothing about it. Filled to the brim with rage and grief, Bruce gathered his forces and headed towards the city as fast as possible.

Xuan Qing discovered a cultivation game on his phone that couldn't be uninstalled. When he clicked on it out of curiosity, he was astonished to find that the treasures and cultivation of characters in the game could be brought back to the real world. PS: The male lead is the only extraordinary person on Earth, without brainless show-off and face-slapping plots.

Gozay, a determined high schooler, has chased Maya, the class topper, despite her endless rejections. But when he finally gives up, Maya realizes she loves him—only it’s too late. In a desperate test of his loyalty, Maya involves her inseparable cousin and best friend, Rina, unaware of Rina's quiet love for Gozay. Now, Gozay is torn between the girl he’s always dreamed of and the one who truly loves him, while Maya and Rina face a heart-wrenching choice between love and family.

Cariann was just an ordinary man preparing for a new college year... when he got his life turned upside down. He found his body turned into a woman's... with a Dick. Not only does Cariann... well, now Carene has to fend off the lusty men around her, but a few ladies have begun to stalk her too. However, her interest lies firmly with her family... Will Carene submit under the pressure or take charge of her new fate? --------------------------------------- Alternate Names: Living My Life As A Futanari Note: Some story arcs may not have back-to-back smut scenes (happened twice so far with a gap of 20 chaps, no less in Ch 36-Ch 50 & Ch 52-Ch74) due to plot constraints. And that may happen once more until the smut becomes a continuous thing. Apologies to those expecting a hardcore smut series.

“Even if Yama wants a person dead, Almighty Ye can bring them back to life!” The one in a century miracle doctor, Ye Qianli, fights the King of Hell, King Yama, and the Grim Reaper with a silver needle in one hand. She wins every battle and never fails. In a transmigration, she becomes the princess of a dynasty. It was a pity that she’s not doted on by her father and mother. She is even framed by her cousin who wants to destroy her goddess body, snatch her man, and steal her money. Scram! With the godly doctor possessing her body, she becomes ferocious. Cultivating a divine cultivation technique and refining divine pills, she tramples on bitches and slaps their faces, I’ll let you know what it means to be the favored daughter of heaven! She can produce worldly treasures herself and picks up treasure everywhere she goes. It just makes one envious and jealous. In a unfortunate sequence of events, due to an intense poison, she “offends” a cold and handsome man in a moment of desperation. Legend had it the revered one in the dynasty, the Prince Charming of the educational institution. If he catches her, he would want to torture and kill her. What should she do?

"Chloe Bruce: A Journey Through Time" Chloe Bruce never imagined she'd find herself in the past, but when time takes an unexpected turn, she's transported to 1989. In this unfamiliar world, she crosses paths with a boy who seems to hold a piece of her heart. As Chloe navigates this strange new reality, she begins to question the boundaries of time, love, and fate. Will she ever find her way back, or is this journey just the beginning? Some things are meant to happen, others... aren't so clear.

Her chest heaved up and her soft breast pushed against him, instantly giving him a hard on. It was unusual for Ferdinand to be instantly turned on by such a basic gesture. He thought, maybe his dick was still sore from a few minutes ago when his sister ruined everything. He needed to fuck Jamila this very morning. *** Two brothers, one desire, and a woman seeking liberation. Jamila's newfound independence is tested when she becomes the object of a fierce sibling rivalry. Torn between love and empowerment, Jamila must decide: will she choose the one that sets her soul ablaze or use the power she has over the Garcia brothers to secure her future?

Content Warning: R-18, Smut, Cruel and Smart MC. Manipulative MC, no love, Big Harem, Cruel, MILFs MC is an employee in the plot enhancement department of a company that entertains the constellations. His role is to act as the villain, and he is the star employee for this villainous role. He moves within different novel plots, manipulating heroines, farming fate values from sons of heavens, and achieving the end goals suggested by the constellations for those plot endings. While the plot varies according to the assigned world, what remains common is his presence as a villainous character, with not necessarily the presence of other characters like heroines and sons of heaven. For the story introducing MC, it is set in an urban cultivation world where he has been assigned to act as Damien Raphael, heir of the Raphael Group. He finds himself in a face-slapping event with a son of heaven and deals with him accordingly, as this is his daily job. ~~Reader perks (things that can attract reader's interest) 1. Heroines--› Our protagonist roams through various novel plots as a villain, manipulating events to his advantage. This story blends familiar "Heroine, Son of Heaven" themes with a unique twist. 2. Voting System--› Readers, represented as constellations, vote on which world the MC should infiltrate next or if slap a heroine, making the narrative interactive and engaging. Readers can also skip parts of the storyline, jumping to the plots they find most appealing without needing to read previous chapters whenever world setting changes. 3. Each world is crafted with at least 50,000 words to develop rich character relationships, ensuring depth despite the changing settings. While the plots have foundational similarities to popular novels, each is distinct to keep the narrative fresh and captivating. Experience a story that combines classic storytelling with interactive, diverse, and engaging plotlines.