Take Your Foot Off The Pulp

Furan Shi only wanted to be a cutie little princess. That's it. So when he died, nobody missed him. After his family and relatives, the next person to attend his funeral was his homeroom teacher and friends™, his murderer, and then a mysterious red-eyed crow. Said mysterious crow sucked his soul right out and offered him a better life than this. No, he still won't be a cutie princess, but he can be the next best thing after that. Furan Shi, the (dramatic) princess wannabe, agreed with one condition. Filter: ‘Animal Characteristics’ System: Are you… sure about this? Furan, pouting: Is that not possible..? System: … you're welcome to do as you like =͟͟͞͞(꒪ᗜ꒪‧̣̥̇) [Yes, this is a quick transmigration novel.] [Yes, all cutesy cutie pie bc I am sad.] [Yes, the host is always a demihuman, more often than not part animal haha.] [No, the host isn't always an animal.] [And no, this isn't necessarily about furries. Eh, but I'm open to negotiations.. ╮(. ❛ ᴗ ❛.)╭] I do apologize in advance. I can only offer a small, squishy Furan Shi with ears and tail(/s). Or at least we'll wait for him to grow up (ಠ⁠◡⁠ಠ) before I can write the papapa (⁠｡⁠ŏ⁠﹏⁠ŏ⁠). Also, I'm trying my best to make this as light-themed as possible for people like me who just wanted to relax, aka not much brain games... ehe.. —————————— I have the sad [not the GREAT sad that would be sad :( ] So, I proposed a solution to myself. Me: O-ohh… myself? P-p-proposing? *Bats eyelashes at the murky puddle of water on the sidewalk* Myself: *wiggles brows handsomely* Yes, my darling sugar pap~ I propose we write a story together~ Me: *swoons cutely* OhhHh~ Myself: *nipples sweating* so is that a yes? *Nervous, nonexistent tits bouncing* Me: YES!!!1! *proceeds to bend down to kiss suspicious puddle of water* Thus, this book was born from the selfcest passion between me and myself. I combined two things I love the most (transmigration and demihumans) and squeezed my already drained (and unstable) brain into making this book. Now, I struggle with everything (money, socializing, money again, college, comprehension, basic problem solving, any 21st century skills… money-) and even my writing skills don't do as well as they used to in the past. No shit my drafts on my phone are even in the Comic Sans font [bc I don't have Joker or Wingdings :(( ] just to keep me happy.

# RELAXED Liu Qing is reborn and goes back two years in time. He starts his reborn life at the point of getting a breakup text message from his girlfriend. Previously, in that life, he dated his girlfriend for a few years, and used all the money he earned from being a security guard to support her and pay for her lifestyle and living expenses when she quit her own security guard job to go back to school. However, in the end, she looked down on him after she found an office job, then cheated on him and eventually left him for another man. To add insult to injury, in his desire to have a simple life with his girlfriend, he rejected the chance to reunite with his wealthy estranged mother and missed out on the opportunity to become a rich second generation. He was overwhelmed by immense grief after all that and fell into a deep depression that eventually destroyed him. In this life, Liu Qing is determined not to become a simp again, especially since he is being given another chance to change the path of his life. He says to her, “Let's come clean. Isn't it good to break up? I don't have to be your spare tire anymore. You can also live with your one true love. We would each get what we want.” Then he resigns from his security guard job to reunite with his mother. When everyone asks him why, he says, "Because I am going to inherit assets worth billions of dollars!"

Most would expect the daughter of the king of one of the four strongest nations in the Realm of the Angels to enjoy great luxury and power. While her Father may enjoy those things, that isn't the case for Rosemary. The hated daughter only manages to attract disdain from others in the royal court despite her gentle and kind nature. Rosemary was born with a weak body, preventing her from living up to the ideals of her father and his court. Such environment pushes Rose to attempting to end it all. But she is unable to do so as she recalls her older brother's love for her. As she drowns, she cries out for help. But no one is around. No one but a certain handsome man with eyes as cold as her father's.

Vicente, a renowned criminal in his time on Earth, dies during an escape when betrayed by one of his trusted associates. However, this is not the end of Vicente's journey. Just when he thought he would die, he suddenly finds himself in a strange place, in a body different from his own. Without understanding why or how, Vicente finds that, strangely, he has been reborn! In his second chance, this time in a magical world full of possibilities impossible on Earth, he will follow a fantastic journey in search of the answers to his questions. Meanwhile, he will use his own means to survive this new reality where, once again, he will suffer heavy losses! Join Vicente on this new journey in his unique family with the old mafia ways! *** Add the novel to the library and vote for it for more chapters. *** Notice: This is a fantasy story and, as such, is not related to any fact of reality. Disclaimer: I don't own the cover; if its original creator wants me to take down or put credit, leave a message in any chapter, and I'll do it as soon as possible. https://discord.gg/4437dvvk9x

Daniel thought he had it all figured out—the cold, the heat, the monsters. In his last life, he survived until the bitter end of a world gone mad, only to die betrayed by the people closest to him. His girlfriend. His cousin. A final knife to the heart... and a promise. If he got another chance, he’d never waste it on anyone again. Now, Daniel wakes up one month before the apocalypse begins. The world will soon plunge into three brutal periods: The Great Cold: A frozen wasteland that devours the unprepared.The Great Heat: Temperatures high enough to boil water under a blood-red moon.The Great Evolution: Civilization crumbles as mutated monsters rise, and superpowers awaken in the hands of a dangerous few. Armed with his inventory power—a limitless storage space—and knowledge of the future, Daniel is ready to hoard supplies, lock himself behind reinforced walls, and trust no one. Survival is the only goal. That’s the plan, at least, until the universe laughs in his face and gives him a system that can awaken superpowers. Just not for him. Only for others. Strong, dangerous, and often unhinged people will flock to him, drawn by something they don’t understand. And the catch? Those powers only unlock if Daniel sleeps with them. There's just one problem.  Daniel's pretty sick of relationships and all that. He'd much rather chill in his big ass mansion as the world turns to shit three times over.

Betrayed in her previous life by her fiance and Sister, Claire Smith swore to take revenge on them in this her present life. She was killed mercilessly in her past life by these closest people to her. Meet Alexander Miller the cold hearted young billionaire, he has his eyes on Claire and want to keep her close and also help her take down all people who want to harm her. Will Claire ever be able to love Alex back or will only focus on taking her revenge. ............. As she slowly opened her eyes she found herself in an unfamiliar environment adjusting her eyes everything became clear she had spend the night with an unknown man. Alex looked at the woman o the bed who seems to be lost in her thought, remembering how the girl had unknownly offered herself to him he felt lucky that he was the one to meet her that day. He smiled planning how to make her his. Join me let's find out how Alex and Claire's story will end.

Please note that this work of fiction is not safe for work (NSFW). It contains words, scenes, and phrases not suitable for audiences below 18. Be aware. Leon was your typical guy, perceived as weak in his school because his skills hadn't awakened, even though they usually did at the coming of age. He attended the prestigious Milham's Magic Knight Academy, where snagging the top spot meant automatic entry into the esteemed position of a Magic Knight in the country. Unfortunately, Leon found himself in the lower caste, labeled the most useless student. To top it off, he was tossed into a class that served as a sanctuary for oddballs and delinquents. Yet, he couldn't care less, as becoming a Magic Knight wasn't his goal. Everything shifted when he crossed paths with Shredica, a woman hell-bent on becoming a Magic Knight at any cost. Observing Leon's lack of ambition and his apparent detachment from the academy's pursuits, Shredica saw an opportunity. She decided to exploit him as a pawn in her ascent through the academy's hierarchy. Yet, unbeknownst to Shredica, Leon was not the complacent, unremarkable figure she presumed him to be.

Camille and Dean will go through their own trials and tribulations, but will they be able to overcome it? Even when tragedy strikes, leaving some feeling abandoned. And then a golden opportunity is presented a chance to fix everything....

when a uniquelly trouble maker girl who want to live her life normal like others get involved into a magic missions unknowingly by her destiny , and she was unknown about her missions and what future holds for her. everything is unexpected in her life even destined future # her love how her love chemistry happend. will she able to protect world? she will be able or not to live likr normals what happen in her life by her destiny. what she meant to be? she is in a story which end is not defined. what her future hold for her?

Dante Blackwell, a writer to the world and a druglord mafia under shadows is reincarnated into the body of the holy saint Lucian Westwood. inside the novel he wrote himself. He didnt expect quests, reputation boost and most importantly, a sin count? he must kill before he's killed, turn the religion to a cult, all while possesing the holiest figure in the empire. "i wonder if this world has drugs." Extra Tags #comedicmisunderstandings #demons #victorianera #guilds #darkmagic ( story length 3000+ chapters )

Getting reincarnated into a comatose boy who was left for dead by the people around him Fair warning HEAVY SMUT

Being born the youngest is a drag and that is especially horrible if you are born a royal  princess with the cursed birthmark that matches the doomed prophecies of their kingdom's legend. Princess Joie Michiele Selova is a villain born and died tragically of pity and pain of one of my favorite trilogy novel "LE CŒUR ÉPHÉMÈRE"  which I happen to finish reading and re-reading for the story was full of fun magic lore  and intense scenes.  However due to truck-kun being a son of a truck bitch, I died saving the neighbor's kid and to add to the shitty luck I have, I had transmigrated as the seven year old version of the Villainess who's known to be spoiled and rotten to the core and the source of the conflicts of the main characters on the first and second book. Well I can't mope here might as well be my own person and be the coolest me I can and escape that shitty fate by telling my fiancé who I am and what he should do to bring end to the doom in the next ten years because I may be a villainess in this world, but dare I say I'll take the lead and end that un just fate...but will this really help me escape my fate before the events of the third book starts?

A child unwanted by his father, born from the womb of a mother who despises him, does not make Jian Hong hate either of them. However, his journey to become the strongest begins when his father kills his mother. In his quest for power, Jian Hong discovers the truth that he is the next candidate to become the Demon God. His initial goal of revenge now expands to include Jian Hong's desire to break free from his karma as a demon god. Yet, as he faces one trial after another, he realizes that his purpose in life is greater than that. The true revenge comes when he must eliminate the War God Luo Han, who has lived for over 500,000 years. Then what relationship did Jian Hong have with the previous Demon King? What connection does he have with the formation of the universe and the three realms? Moreover, Jian Hong’s life journey uncovers the thread that links him to Jiang Yu, the Phoenix Goddess. The vengeance that flows in his blood compels him to surpass all limits and rules. This includes treading the path of eternal hell.

Don't read too much into the stories. These are just a few scribblings that I wrote while working on my main project. The name's Jules. Writing has become a part of me, but Alas, I loathe reading stuff. Nice to meet you. Check my Instagram Credentials if you want to talk. :@xx1monarch/j+ules.

An undead Rabbit, a robot in his head, a guy with vines, a bird girl and a nervous wreck of a centipede? Why do I have to write about them? Huh? I get to be in the story? Uhm... Hey, you. Read Rabbit's Foot. Featuring The best Character ever written in the world: Ra- I mean, This story is pretty 'great'. What do you mean "write a plot summary"? I think I did pretty good. Okay, okay. It's about this guy and he collects hearts. there. Done. Huh? Oh yeah, this book is pretty mediocre, so don't expect much. Buuut Fanservice, right? Wait, was I not supposed to say that? Then tell me that before I say it! Mollia, you frustrate me. What's a good way to get people to read this... Oh, we've got lgbtq+ representation! Yeah. Beat that... Huh? That doesn't automatically make something good? Then... Then why did I write this? Because I had nothing else to do? Fair... I should have done a harem... Rabbit's Foot part 40: Harem Hare. Boom. I'll sell millions. Do harems even sell still? ...You don't know either, do you? I knew you didn't know everything. Ha, in your face... What? I am not- Mollia, I swear if you... Okay, since I'm not allowed to ramble on anymore, I should now mention that I have this thing called a disconnect. Huh? Discord? I don't care how it's spelt! Hang on... Okay, the link is this; https://discord.gg/nW6CfvDe ______________________________________________________________________ (Non Canon Now (yay)) A Chain loving Demon, a Size altering dragon, a Bio weapon with a mimic for a scarf and the Four Horsemen? Huh? I'm not in this part? What, I'm only a cameo appearance!? Oh screw this, I wanna speak to my manager. Huh? I'll get kicked out if I don't do this thing? Fine... Hey you, Reader. It's me, the best character from the last part. I'm sure you're wondering "Rat, why O why aren't you in this part?" Then read Heartbreak Hero first, dummy. But Anyway, the story ain't finished. Not until I deem it is, anyway. This is Rabbit's Foot: Devilish Deals. The one were Panila finally learns to- Huh? That's a spoiler? Are they even gonna read that far? To be fair- Mollia, just let me speak! Fine, fine. Feel free to read, or not. I don't care. At this point it's to stop the madness of- I can't even talk about that? See, look at the witty banter I have with myself. I truly am the next Lenard Divinski. Huh? The guy's a painter? I... I said it wrong? Well whatever one starred in the Matrix movies. I'm the next guy in the Matrix. Well, rat-girl. But hey-ho. Oh yeah, we reached 100 chapters a bit ago... That's it. Hey, can I spoil my entire story in this? Wait I can just do that? Oh hells yeah. Alright, so #### gets with ##### at the end... Did you really censor me? I can't have anything... I'm not just a cameo... I'm more than you. Two Becomes One | One Was Two ___________________________________ [So long awaited update for the series... I'm done with Devilish Deals. Well, this version at least. Much like every good comic book that sinks below expectation after awhile, it's time for a.... wait for it... Reboot (yay). But yeah, Rabbit's foot: Devilish deals is a done deal. Hehe. Well, not exactly done. So basically a Sequel. Because It's pretty obvious a fumbled this fifty or so chapters. So thanks for the support on Heartbreak Hero and hopefully see you at the next book!]

To exact revenge on her fiance who cheated on her, Xing Shu plotted against her fiance's uncle, Cheng Lang. "Was my nephew unable to please you?" On a large, messy bed, Cheng Lang pinched Xing Shu's chin. The black Buddhist bracelet around his wrist swayed from side to side. Everyone said Cheng Lang was a religious man who stayed away from women. However, after sleeping with him for a night, Xing Shu expressed how it was actually easy to manipulate him. She only needed to say sweet things to him in a soft, gentle voice, and he'd give her anything she wanted. "Mr. Cheng is only putting on a show with Xing Shu. He'll dump her very soon!" "Xing Shu is a shameless woman. Mr. Cheng would never fall for someone with ulterior motives like her!" Everyone in Jing City waited for her to make a fool of herself, but nobody knew how Cheng Lang pinned her against the bed at night. "Xing Shu, mention getting a divorce again if you dare." Ever since then, Cheng Lang, a man who once belonged on the altar, was brought down by Xing Shu. He experienced what it felt like to be in a relationship like a normal person, and he found joy in it.

"Whether the Heavenly Court is in chaos or not, it's up to Yuding to decide."

The door to the shop opened with a a ding. The raven haired man who was peacefully reading could only sigh. This was twelve time this week and his patience were running thin. Begrudgingly he made an effort to stand up and walk towards the counter. And sure enough, the same exact face that's bothering him nonstop was going to bother him again. "Welcome To Faraway Bookstore. Is there anything that you like to buy traveler?" "I want to buy your heart." "..." "..." "Sorryto say but 'your heart' isn't on the shop's inventory. Perhaps can I interest you in something simliar like 'Please Log Off and Never Come Back Again'?"

Why do you care so much? Cuz am Your Doctor!! A moral to narrate, that if you choose violence it will lead to ashes, but if you remain calm and accept the present and kept improving you will master you fate! Adrain, the coldest and stone-hearted person, known for his merciless character and muders with no control filled terror in the heart of people against him. The spoiled kid of the richest family knowing no values of lives and money, after losing his mom in the accident. Amaliya, a neurologist returns after 10 years ,unaware of her surroundings, she comes across a strange person Mr.Adrian Malthus , an unrelenting and deadly person. Adrian is searching for his mother who died in a fire accident but her body was not discovered. In hope that his mother is alive he is looking for her everywhere.

um.. Read the title?

Ding! [The Curse Has Sprouted Successfully!] [Curse: 'Angel of Destruction' has been successfully cast upon 'Cole Deimos'] "Huh?" Upon regaining consciousness and being met with a world filled of destruction, Cole realizes that the Apocalypse didn't decimate everything from existence. No, but instead, it had brought something to life at the cost of the ravage it had caused. The benefit of the destruction that happened turned out to be the fact that the majority of people began to awaken magical powers from the surge of mana, except... "Only I am the only cursed one?!" It was then that Cole's journey with a double-edged blade of a power began, and how he had to use his brains and wits to make the curse turn out for his benefit.

[Welcome to the 4th Dimension] Ari is a girl who's best friend committed suicide on her 20th. After being sent down a depressed spiral a gift from her aunt gives her a way to bring her back. Using a unique glass of milk she's sent to the 4th Dimension, a place where lost souls can be saved and returned Now with the help of a talking panda bear and some new friends she journeys through to retrieve the souls of people who have taken their own lives and save the life of her lost friend.

The story revolves around the lives of these boys who struggle in an ups and downs, joys and sorrows of first love and romance. Can they have a movie-like ending? Is it a happy or sad ending?

Alex-C, FBI agent, who is handling the case of the business tycoon, Mr. Nickerson. She is going to Honolulu to start her mission. Her best friend and colleague, Monique Allison, who is also handling this case. It seems there's a rivalry between the two.

Two scientists from the future got sent back in time as a result from an experiment gone wrong. Only, their bodies stayed there, and their mind occupied someone else's. . . . . . This is a work of Fiction, and some of the characters depicted received a lot of modifications and historical inaccuracies. I don't mean to offend anyone with my depiction of this story and I apologize if I do.