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Baked Alaska

Capitaine Fantaisie

It’s all just fantasy. I mean, boredom can kill, but the driving force behind it—lack of interest—is its mother. It’s hard to become good at nothing, you know? What’s the story here? Damn, I have no clue. It doesn’t make me happy to not improve, though. Everything I write is distorted by my lack of skill, and the more I think about it, the lazier I get. When is the end of the world, anyway? I mean, why drag things out so pointlessly? If the world is going to keep spinning, then at least make me immortal, give me all the powers—something! I don’t know, damn it. What’s the point of prolonging a world where I can’t even figure myself out? But hey, don’t worry. Maybe there will be a story to tell. I’ll write as I go, word by word, and it’s funny, isn’t it, how my synopsis accidentally ended up being 666 words long? Or maybe it wasn’t accidental. Maybe it was destiny’s cruel little joke, mocking my inability to finish anything I start. Every time I sit down to write, it’s like fighting a battle with my own brain. One part of me wants to create something meaningful, something worth remembering. The other part? It’s too busy obsessing over every flaw, every missed opportunity, every word that doesn’t quite fit. And the cycle goes on: the more I try, the more I fail, and the more I fail, the less I want to try. It’s a loop, endless and exhausting, a treadmill of self-doubt that I can’t seem to step off. And then there’s the world. Don’t even get me started on the world. Every day feels like a rerun of the same bad show, the same tired plotlines, the same inevitable decline. The news is a nightmare. People are either fighting over nonsense or pretending everything is fine when it clearly isn’t. Climate change, wars, injustice—pick your poison. It’s like watching a slow-motion car crash and knowing you can’t do anything to stop it. But then again, what would I even do if I had the power? Let’s say I was immortal, let’s say I had every power imaginable—what then? Would I fix things? Would I save the world? Or would I just use those powers to escape, to build my own little pocket universe where none of this nonsense exists? Honestly, I’m not sure I trust myself to do the right thing. I’d probably just waste all that power trying to create something perfect, only to watch it fall apart like everything else. It’s frustrating, you know? Feeling like you’re stuck in a world that doesn’t make sense, with a mind that can’t seem to do what it’s supposed to. Writing, for example—it should be simple, right? Just put words on a page. But it’s never that easy. Every word feels like a risk, every sentence like a gamble. What if it’s not good enough? What if people read it and hate it? What if no one reads it at all? And yet, despite all that, I keep writing. Why? Maybe it’s because, deep down, I believe there’s still a story worth telling. Or maybe I’m just stubborn. Either way, here I am, pouring my thoughts onto the page, hoping that somehow, some way, it’ll all come together. Maybe it won’t. Maybe this will just be another unfinished project, another half-baked idea that never goes anywhere. But at least I tried, right? And who knows? Maybe this is the story. Not some grand epic about heroes and villains, but something smaller, quieter—a story about trying and failing and trying again. A story about someone who doesn’t have all the answers, who’s still figuring things out. Maybe that’s enough. Maybe that’s all any of us can really do: keep going, keep trying, keep telling our stories, even when it feels like no one’s listening. So here it is, my 666-word synopsis. It’s messy and flawed and probably not what you were expecting. But it’s mine, and for now, that’s enough.
YKC · 2.7K Views

Automated-Enlightenment.

[Warning: You’re about to meet the laziest, dumbest, most annoying MC ever. If yelling at idiots brings you joy, or if watching someone waste insane opportunities is your idea of fun—this is your story.] "Automation isn’t enough of a cheat? Fine, guess I’ll automate *cheating* too," says **Lu Sheng**, a man so lazy he makes procrastination look like a martial art. Scammed in Hell and roped into working for the Hell Guardians, Lu Sheng’s only talent is avoiding work. Luckily, he somehow scored an Automated System that does all the fighting, thinking, and surviving for him. Now he can sit back, relax, and… oh, wait. Turns out even Hell can’t handle his laziness. From accidentally defeating bosses while taking naps to pissing off demons just by existing, Lu Sheng’s "efforts" bring chaos everywhere he goes. Will his half-baked plans backfire spectacularly, or will the universe just throw its hands up and let him win out of pure exhaustion? This is a story about a guy who cheats at cheating, somehow survives Hell, and makes you want to scream at him every step of the way. -------------------- #ACTION #ADVENTURE #SYSTEM #WEAKTOSTRONG #CULTIVATION #OVERPOWERED #TRANSMIGRATION #ISEKAI #KINGDOMBUILDING #XIANXIA Sorry, guys, no smut, no harem, no romance, no slice of life, no power of friendship. I would like to Thanks my Top 10 Fans - 1. @Aoki_kun, 2. @TheDNAlien, 3. @Philis213, @Shirokiyami, @Spare_4117, @Gideon_Salvatore, @Copper_Gaze, @77starblade, @Scyanicat and @John1c. Cover art AI generated.
WoodenPaw · 990.3K Views

Class Reptilia [Progression Fantasy]

[Action/Science Fantasy/Battle Academy] Updating daily through Arc 1 One hundred years ago, being diagnosed with the "affliction" was the kiss of death. Whether by mutation or firing squad, Linnaeans lived notoriously tragic lives. The few that lived suffered from irreversible mutations. These creatures, few as they were, inspired legends of werewolves, mermaids, and sirens. Then came the treatments for the Linnaean affliction. The discovery of temporary gene repression meant that the development of mutations could be slowed and managed. This created an "unholy" new race that shared the DNA of both humans and animals. Feared and hated by the outside world, they created a stronghold to develop their medicines and amass their power. Today, Linnaeans from all over the continent live in the City of Mendel and train under the renowned Professor Corax, a brilliant and eccentric geneticist. Just before her eighteenth birthday, Ember is diagnosed with the affliction. Suddenly, instead of moving into her dorms and studying with the brightest in the country, she is whisked off to the City of Mendel by government officials who are as scared of her as she is of them. As she contends with a new city and her own treatment, she'll also have to face the tension of the half-baked treaty between the Linnaean people and the outside world. There's no doubt - life won't be easy in a city where the population is able to harness the abilities (and instincts) of animals. ----------------------------------------------------- Also available on Royal Road, Scribblehub, and Spacebattles Forum. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/hekate37
Hekate37 · 3.5K Views

MARRIED TO THE ARROGANT BOSS

This is a story of a beautiful girl named Qin Da-Xia, age 20 and the only child of Mr. & Mrs. Qin. Due to their poor family background, Da-Xia stopped going to school because they couldn't afford to pay the tuition fee of BUGIL GIRLS HIGH SCHOOL (well a public school) and has always been made fun of at school. Fate would have it that one day, Da-Xia as usual was doing a home delivery service to some of their customers from her parents small baking shop when she was caught up in an accident scene with two men (an elder man and a middle-aged man) who were severely injured. She stopped her bike and ran to the injured men and applied first aid to them before the ambulance came and took them to the hospital alongside the girl. Meanwhile, the two injured happened to be the number one influential and most feared men in Korea and they are Gen. Elder Gu and Mr. Gu-Sung. As an appreciation to their savior, Elder Gu offered a marriage proposal to her for her to marry his grandson Gu Jingze age 25 who just became the CEO of a multibillion company called HYNDAI ENGINEERING AND CONSTRUCTION (HDEC) and the successor of his father and she was also given a scholarship to the biggest school in Korea called WHIMOON ELITE HIGH SCHOOL. Now my question is, will Jingze and Da-Xia fall in love with each other? Will they be able to overcome any obstacles that comes their way? Will love win over hatred? Let's find out in this amazing love story journey as we all grab our popcorn, relax and enjoy this love drama.
Esty_Love · 1.5K Views

After Picking up the Fallen Female Zerg General (HAITUS)

Sorry im a bit busy, will pick up around november and December. Ye Er first saw that female zerg in an advertisement. He was cheap, and significantly damaged, with only a pair of golden eyes that remained beautiful. Later, when he saw him again, he was in the female slave exchange live broadcast, where he was trampled, his spine crushed, shamelessly humiliated, his eyes silently enduring the pain and embarrassment. Yet, he shed not even a single teardrop. Later on, Ye Er picked up that dying female zerg back home. Nursing the female zerg back to health was like repairing an old, rusty machine. He was severely mutilated, had lost his bone wings, was blinded in one eye, and had his legs broken, unable to walk. Broken and tattered, completely lacking in value, silent yet sharp. Ye Er cared for him like a stray dog he had picked up, changing bandages, feeding, caressing his head to appease, turning on the lights at night to drive away spasms and nightmares… striving to be a qualified keeper. However, after continuous nursing, the female zerg who unknowingly grew powerful and returned to the peak of power, surrounded him with his newly grown bone wings, gently and cautiously with matchless devotion. Five years after the war ended, the empire and the military welcomed back their "sacrificed" general, leading to a strong reshuffle, resulting in the dismissal of numerous noble military officers. On the surface, the scene was of foul wind and blood rain, with fear and trepidation. While the media was subtly pointing fingers at the arrogant and cold-blooded tyrant, the tyrant was wearing a soft pink warm apron, skillfully baking matcha cookies with a gentle expression as he called Ye Er to wash his hands before eating. No one could have imagined that during the day, the general, who was violent and unparalleled, skillfully tearing mechas apart on the military training ground— Would obediently open up his heart completely with his own hands, trembling all over, his eyes red and moist from being bullied, hoarsely voicing his forbearing affection. "Only you can do anything to me." Beautiful Gong X Strong Shou Gentle and powerful, beautiful Gong X Fallen Iron-blooded General Shou AUTHOR'S NOTES: First time translating , chapters update irregularly at least once 2 weeks Translator with EXAMS, MAY LOSE COMPUTER, will upload compensation if either happens. Please be patient for updates, and comment typos in comment section, thank you. ZERG SOCIETY: Zergs are split into male female and sub-female. Male: rare, weak but can soothe mental riots of females Females: common, strong, like 60% of zergs are female Sub-females: common, not as strong as females, the other 39% of zergs are sub-female Males are extremely precious and addressed as Sir/ Your excellency etc. Mental power exists in male and female zergs. Classified by ranks ranging from S ranks (S, SS, SSS) to E or F rank. With F ranks being the weakest and least useful, this also applies to male zergs, however, males are rarer and will still be treated better than female zergs. All male, female, and sub-female zergs look like men and will have he/him pronouns. SHE/HER PRONOUNS ARE TYPOS, PLEASE REPORT, THANKS RAWS: 捡到落魄雌虫上将后
ko_tszman · 92.1K Views

Cosmos In my hand

In a magical realm where the extraordinary is commonplace, the Enclave stands as a beacon of light and enchantment. But peace is disrupted when a dark sorcerer emerges from a mysterious rift, bringing with him a horde of shadow creatures and a sinister plot that threatens the very fabric of their world. Aric, a master mage with a talent for magical artifacts, Thalon, a formidable warrior known for his unmatched swordsmanship, and Elara, a skilled sorceress with control over elemental forces, are caught in the midst of this chaos. Their routine is upended during the annual Enchanted Bake-Off—a seemingly light-hearted event—that turns into a battleground when the sorcerer attacks. The rift in the sky signals the start of a catastrophic plan: the sorcerer aims to open a portal to a realm of darkness, amplifying his powers and plunging the Enclave into chaos. As Aric, Thalon, and Elara confront the immediate threat, they uncover a deeper conspiracy involving powerful dark magic and nefarious designs. The trio's journey is fraught with intense battles, magical mishaps, and unexpected comedic moments. From enchanted pastries that come to life to confrontations with shadowy minions, they must navigate a labyrinth of magical challenges and unravel the sorcerer's grand scheme. With the Enclave's safety hanging in the balance and the dark forces growing stronger, Aric, Thalon, and Elara must delve into the heart of the mystery, prepare for future conflicts, and face their most formidable adversary yet. "The Enclave Chronicles: Shadows of the Sorcerer" is a sprawling epic with over 2000 chapters, blending high-stakes fantasy with rich world-building, dynamic characters, and a compelling plot. Readers will be drawn into an expansive narrative filled with intricate magic, intense action, and a mix of humor and darkness, making it a must-read for fans of grand, immersive storytelling.
RAJESH_GOTAME · 6.7K Views

The CEO's Lovely Wife

October is a woman who was cold and devoid of emotions. This was true, until she met Lexus who let her experience a whirlwind of emotions she never thought she had with a gift she never thought she'll receive. Lanna October Park is the calm and charismatic Assistant Director of the Halo Company. She talks only when needed and was not yet seen smiling by her colleagues which made her known as the Halo Company's Ice Director. But unknown to them, she was in fact the eldest daughter of the Park Real Estate Empire of the whole City D. Indifferent with her family's wealth, she decided to be independent and climb the ranks in the business world using her own capability but her stepmother is more threatened by her and so baked a lot of schemes to bring her down and make her unfit to inherit the business. Because October let her guard down for just once, she fell for one of her stepmother's schemes and was then became the talk of the city the very next day. Unbeknownst to her stepmother, the man she was with was in fact the notorious CEO, Lexus Song. Getting her innocence was one but getting pregnant was another making her career and work credibility being questioned. "I'll take responsibility." He said. "No need. I'm already responsible enough to take care of my child." She rejected and turned to leave but was then yanked back and bumped into his hard chest. "Then take responsibility to me." He said shamelessly as he leaned down to whisper in her ear, "You took my innocence so you have to take responsibility, dear wife."
Marielle14 · 5.9M Views

Coincidental Bond

"Flower, I promise that I will never let any harm come to you. Be it Knowingly or unknowingly. I'll always be by your side to protect you." … On a Journey to Alaska for some documentary about the wildlife reserve over there. Flower Olivia Thompson a 20 year old wildlife reporter activist and two of her colleagues who had been both anxious and enthusiastic about the Journey, met with an unfavorable situation. A life-threatening accident transpired along the way. Fortunately, Flower survived, however, so could not be uttered for her colleagues whose body parts had been brutally impaired and splitted apart. Somehow, when Flower woke up. Instead of being greeted by the coldness of the snow filled ground and a bloodstained body, or even in heaven due to the accident that transpired. She met herself in a warm, outstanding room. Soon enough, she later found out that she was saved by Anthony Rodrigo Smith—a wealthy werewolf with an unfortunate, traumatic past with excess self desire. He brought her to his mansion deep in the wildlife of Alaska where no souls other than wild animals resides. He took care of her to the extent of donating part of his own life force just to save her life without even knowing her from anywhere beforehand. Anticipation erupts when Anthony and Flower found themselves entangled in a will-they-won't-they relationship. Struggling to fit into eachothers world and trying their best in creating a safe haven for eachother. However, since their bond was a coincidence and unplanned for, it wasn't going to be easy on both of them. Read-only on web novel a life-changing love story which warms the soul with its words and melts the heart with its plots and character. Kindly leave a review, pretty please. Enjoy!
JOYofSALVATION · 153.8K Views

Girl Of Cinder

In a serene village modernized by technology near the ocean, where fishing is the primary occupation, Lucinda, a girl living peacefully with her adopted mother, works at the bakery every day with her best friend, showcasing her talent for baking pastries. One day, a mysterious man with a distinctive scar on his face triggers unsettling memories of a little girl in Lucinda's mind. Soon after, an unexpected accident disrupts the tranquility of her routine. Fate intervenes as Lucinda crosses paths with someone who holds the key to unraveling the recurring dreams haunting her. Unbeknownst to her and her mother, her case, deemed unsolvable, is reopened by the police department's top officers, who annually tackle cold cases. Lucinda develops a bond with the person in charge of her case, who, having saved her life during an accident, becomes a confidant. Simultaneously, she undergoes therapy and forms a close connection with her therapist, who, despite having a fiancée, falls deeply in love with her. The narrative takes a dramatic turn when Lucinda, in the midst of hallucinations, nearly drowns, and her therapist, coincidentally present, rescues her. Subsequently, he harbors sinister intentions, plotting to kidnap Lucinda for himself. As events spiral out of control, Lucinda must piece together her fragmented memories, escaping a second kidnapping and confronting an uncertain future. The story reaches its climax when the police, aided by Lucinda's mother, locate and rescue her, unraveling a major trafficking ring in the process. Lucinda's journey is one of self-discovery, resilience, and the triumph of justice over dark forces. discord:@trinit33 book cover design: canva
trinit33 · 150.2K Views

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