Constipation

Nine and Aya shared a deep love, bound by passion and devotion. But love can be fickle, can't it? Their bond begins to unravel when Nine ascends as the Lord of Lust, threatening to consume what they once held dear.

Celestia Aster always knew her luck was terrible, but learning she’s a cannon fodder in an unfinished novel? That’s a new low. On her twentieth birthday, she regains memories of her past life and discovers she’s doomed to die saving the heroine– all for the male lead’s tragic love story. What’s worse? In her past life, she’d paid to read this nonsense! Determined to change her fate, Celestia swears off her family’s indifference, the male lead’s drama, and the pitiful life of a pushover. But just as she starts to set her life straight, her three worldviews are once again shattered. First, her emotionally-constipated father– who once couldn’t tell her from a houseplant– suddenly starts awkwardly doting on her. Then, scheming Brother #1 flips his villain switch and starts sabotaging people for her. Rude Brother #2, the human thesaurus of profanity, now uses his sailor's mouth to curse out her enemies. Even the youngest, who used to look at her like she’d sprout fangs, has turned into a limpet, clinging to her like she’s his favorite stuffed toy. And just when she thinks things can’t get any weirder? The Crown Prince– the overpowered terror of the protagonist squad– decides he wants her… on his payroll. Mom, pick me up. I’m scared…

Manuscripts—the name given to unfinished novels in a celestial system governed by an omniscient god. Each completed story becomes a living, breathing world, where characters have destinies and journeys woven with care. But Manuscripts? These are fractured worlds, doomed to stagnate. Their characters wander endlessly, unable to fulfill their purpose, trapped in an eternal loop of unresolved tales. The god, who treasures every story, refused to let these realms wither. Thus, he created the Catalyst System, a divine mechanism to fix broken worlds. Transmigrators, called Catalysts, are chosen to enter these incomplete narratives, steering them toward their rightful conclusions. Kiyel, a 16-year-old boy from Earth, is offered a second chance after dying from relentless bullying. His task: enter a Manuscript riddled with chaos and restore its broken story. But Manuscripts are more than abandoned worlds—they are places of danger, filled with forgotten characters, clashing destinies, and hidden threats. As the line between the story’s world and his own existence begins to blur, Kiyel is forced to confront a harrowing question: can he complete the novel, or will he become just another lost character in its unfinished pages?

Smith obtained the best Building System. Everything he built or renovated would be granted attributes! Excellent-grade hotel: guest flow +30%, exhaustion relief +30%. Since then, the guests of this hotel have showered the hotel with praise and have never stopped coming back. Exquisite-grade toilet: odor elimination +10, laxative +15. Since then, this toilet became gospel for those with constipation and a nightmare for those with diarrhea. Exquisite-grade home renovation: spouse cheating +20, owner career +15. Since then, though the owner of this house was cuckolded, his career did gradually improve. Perfect-grade tree-lined path: safety +30, environment +25. Since then, this path became the safest road in the country…

Venice Randal Mel'v, the most successful youngest woman in the country died on her way for vacation after spending almost her childhood years managing their company, and found herself possessing the body of her most hated character on the novel she was reading when she died. However, when she found out that there are some truth that isn't indicated in the novel... Will she still follow the original line? Of course not, because her personality changed the moment she came to that body, so R.I.P to the successful Venice for becoming the cra- Oh shut up narrator! Reincarnation? Transmigration? Regression? Posession? To hell with that! This isn’t REAL! I, who only liked to read novels for pastime got stucked in the Fairytale-like Novel I last read. How can I get out? Of course I can’t, 'cause I died from a plane crash. How should I live from now on? Of course, I will live as a FREE, WEALTHY, STRONG person EVER! I’ve sacrificed enough all through my life, it’s time for me to live a life without restrain, free of responsibility! I’ll OVERTHROW those undeservable characters! “It’s time for CULLING… HAHAH--!” *dingg!* ----- ⟪WARNING!⟫ Experiencing excessive excitement! Warning! A rise in blood sugar! You’re more hyper than usual. Warning! You look evil than the Devil Kings! Warning! A rise in Dark Aura! When too much excitement are experienced, there is a possibility of losing control of one’s body, recklessness, and constipation. To cool down, think of something annoying. ----- ‘The heck...?’ -ziest character in the novel... or was it in the whole world?

At age 10, Scarlet Liu Xiu Wen was tested with a Mensa IQ of 156. By age 12, she was publishing books with the pen name Permanent Frost. By age 14, she was a successful vocalist-composer in the band called Britannia. By age 16 Scarlet had a successful career as a model and actress going by the stage name of Liu Xiu Wen. However, there was a secret that the world didn't know. Away from the limelight, Scarlet took on yet another persona online as Pirate S - the eccentric half-genius. Everyone who lurked in the forums knew her name. Known for her unusual takes on life and mostly popularly for her "Human Observation Diary" blog, Scarlet enjoys the nerd life in secret. Human Observation Diary has always kept to a very standard format but one day, a reader pointed out that the blog has recently been differing from its usual format. Intrigued by the trigger, Scarlet investigates her latest human observation - an online NEET by the name of Jedd77. From further interactions, Scarlet finds herself helplessly drawn to him. As their friendship develops into something more, Scarlet has to make a choice. To give up her secrecy and allow Jedd77 to be a part of her life? Or continue the game of cat and mouse even after the face reveal. Note: Slow progress. Talks of some darker topics in life eg: Depression, PTSD, adoption and acceptance. Drama seekers, toxic bitches and overly-sensitive folks who cannot chillax not welcomed. Author also has indemnity to typo, grammar mistakes and English bugs throughout the story. You have been warned. Proceed with caution and enjoy. *** Special chapter release on other milestones, check out my discord and patreon for more details, thank you for the support! Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/destinyaitsuji Kofi: Ko-fi.com/destinyaitsuji Discord: https://discord.gg/UrtDMXn

Di tengah malam, Asep, seorang pemalas yang bermimpi menjadi kaya dan terkenal, bergumam ingin menjadi kaya. Ayahnya kesal dan menasihatinya untuk bekerja. Asep bercita-cita punya pekerjaan dengan gaji besar dan tugas minim. Ayahnya menjawab sinis. Asep bertanya mengapa ayahnya kesal, dan ayahnya tidak percaya akan mimpinya. Asep membuka handphone, kesal melihat orang pamer harta di berita. Ia pergi mengendarai motornya, tapi kehabisan bensin dan terpaksa mendorong motornya ke pom bensin. Dalam renungannya, ia berpikir meminjam uang. Di tempat lain, Arifin, seorang anak miskin, bekerja keras sebagai satpam demi adik dan neneknya. Ia ingin berperan penting dalam perkembangan negara. Meskipun ia sibuk, ia tetap berharap adiknya mandiri dan tidak membencinya. Mereka sama-sama ingin mengubah derajat hidup mereka namun akankah keinginan mereka akan berhasil?

Horror anthology of bizarre and odd tales of fantastical terror, from a farmer whose farming community is increasingly losing its residents, to a clown that grants wishes, this is one book that will scare you till you are no long constipated.

Baliospermum montanum also known as red physic nut, wild croton, wild castor and wild sultan seed belongs to Euphorbiaceae family. It is a stout undershrub having numerous flowers. It is widely distributed throughout sub-Himalayan region from Khasi Hills to Kashmir. It is common in Bihar, Peninsular, West Bengal and Central India. In Ayurveda, roots are used as a cure for leucoderma, jaundice and wounds. Leaves are used for treatment of bronchitis, asthma and abdominal tumor. Seeds act as a purgative and helpful for gastric complaints. Stem decoction is used to provide relief from toothache. It has the majority of bioactive compounds such as carbohydrates, alkaloids, steroids, glycosides, coumarins, flavonoids, fatty acids, saponins, protein, tannins and amino acids, anthroquinones, terpenoids and phenols. Traditional uses Roots are anthelmintic, purgative, diaphoretic, diuretic, febrifuge, rubefacient and tonic. It is used for constipation, dropsy, leprosy, jaundice and skin diseases. Leaves are used for bronchitis and asthma. Oil extracted from seeds is hydragogue cathartic and apply it externally in rheumatism. Seeds are used as an antidote for snake bite and constipation. Leaves are used by tribals of Madhya Pradesh, Andhra Pradesh and Karimnagar district for treating asthma and headache. Stem decoction provides relief from toothache. Seeds, roots, seed oil and roots are used as a treatment for constipation, jaundice, anemia, piles and conjunctivitis. Useful for calculus, abdominal pain, constipation, piles, genera anasarca, scabies, helminthic infestation and skin disorders. Apply the root paste to piles and painful swellings. Leaves provide relief from asthma and seeds are useful to cure snakebites. Use the bark juice to treat malarial fevers and lower swellings due to inflammation. Use it externally to treat burns, eczema, scabies and ringworm. Apply the paste of bark to cure gum swellings and sores. In Nepal, thin twigs are used as toothbrushes for treating toothache, swollen gums and bleeding. Leaves are used to treat medical conditions such as convulsions, coughs, fevers, guinea worm sores, rheumatic pains, sores, wounds and cuts. Apply the root juice to pimples and boils. In India and Thailand, it is used to treat jaundice, dropsy, abdominal complaints, inflammation, wounds, leucoderma and anemia.

Confident, yet delusional Kuno lives his life the way he wants to. The 22 year old NEET feels no need to leave his room to do anything, but he's no match against the call of nature. Having suffered through two and a half weeks of constipation, caused by his idle lifestyle and consumption of Borito chips and soft drinks, Kuno steps out of his room to finally take on the challenge of passing this dump. Succeeding, like the experienced toilet-goer he is, he presses the flush-button, but gets flushed away as well. He wakes up in a new world, apparantly summonded by some sort of High Order, looking for his assistance against a rival empire. This new world contains magic and high level technology Kuno had only ever seen in video games and anime. Initially excited, Kuno is brought to the Class Teller, who reveals that people like him possess powers far different from what he expected. [LitRPG] + [Isekai] + [GameLit] + [Human anatomy] + [Comedy] + [Fantasy] + [Moderate Progression] + [Super Heroes]

Synopsis Ava Summers is the perfect daughter — business mogul, top of her class, future queen of spreadsheets, and the only Summers twin with functioning brain cells. She's survived nineteen years sharing a womb, a mansion, and half of her DNA with Eva Summers — the human embodiment of bad decisions who once tried to roast marshmallows on scented candles and nearly set the entire estate on fire. So when their parents arranged one of them to marry Zeke Ford — the kingdom's most notorious heartbreaker — Ava took one for the team. She didn't flinch. She didn't panic. She blinked once... probably because she was three glasses of wine deep after Eva spiked her drink and slid a suspicious contract under her nose — a contract that would transfer all of Ava's businesses and birthright to Eva if she refused to marry Zeke. It was the first plan Eva ever pulled off successfully — and she regretted it the moment the Fords switched the grooms at the last minute. Instead of waking up legally bound to Zeke — the charming, half-witted flirt who collects women like decorative throw pillows — Ava finds herself married to Zach Ford — the cold, brooding, emotionally constipated twin brother who hasn't smiled since the dinosaurs went extinct. The Ford family hoped Eva's lively personality would drag Zach out of his miserable cave of grief and bad attitude after his fiancée's death. Too bad they accidentally married him to the kingdom's most neurotic control freak instead. Now Ava has a whole lifetime to survive a forced marriage to a man who communicates in glances, grunts, and the occasional eyebrow twitch, convince everyone she's madly in love with her new husband... And figure out how to legally murder her sister without ruining the family name. The plan was supposed to save the Summers' reputation. Not burn the whole kingdom to the ground. "With This Ring, I Loathe You—Yes, I do." A laugh-out-loud enemies-to-lovers rom-com about one grumpy recluse, one reluctant perfectionist, and one contractual catastrophe that will either end in true love... Or arson with tax deductions.