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i have a wish system

Shi Feng was an ordinary, laid-back university student with little ambition and a knack for procrastination—until the day a single offhand wish turned his life upside down. When the mysterious Wish System appeared before him, offering the power to fulfill others' desires in exchange for points, Shi Feng’s world suddenly expanded. From small, everyday wishes to life-changing dreams, each fulfilled wish not only earns him points but brings him closer to achieving his own aspirations. The system is simple: Fulfill wishes to earn points. Use points to grant your own desires. The bigger the wish, the greater the reward. But there’s a catch—Shi Feng must navigate the tricky balance of helping others while hiding his newfound powers. As his journey unfolds, Shi Feng discovers that granting wishes isn’t always straightforward, especially when human nature, unexpected challenges, and his own desires come into play. From earning skills that turn him into a master chef overnight to using his wits to solve complex problems, Shi Feng quickly learns that strategy and creativity are just as important as his golden finger. With an ambitious vision, a growing list of fulfilled wishes, and a system that could make him unstoppable, Shi Feng embarks on a slow-paced yet extraordinary journey of self-discovery, humor, and the occasional chaos. Can Shi Feng rise from mediocrity to greatness, or will the pressures of fulfilling wishes—and his own ambitions—be too much to handle? Find out in "I Have a Wish System," a modern urban fantasy brimming with wit, charm, and an endless stream of wishes waiting to be granted. ---
readnowsleeplater · 1.4K Views

CHAOS OF THE WEST

just as if controlled by an unknown force Adeline began to convulse vigorously as she reached her climax. As she steadied herself underneath Dileon, she took his hot pulsating shaft in her hand rubbing it upwards and downwards causing Dileon to moan with great pleasure. After several actions he exploded with a loud roar spraying his hot juices all over Adeline's bosom. The heat that had built up in him subsided immediately. Dileon lessened his weight on Adeline as he kissed and caressed her. Suddenly, the door burst open banging against the wall as the lights went on violently. Dileon immediately threw overcoat over Adeline covering covering hair down past her knees and her face showing only here ankle down the foot. King Nero matched in angrily followed by Queen Elizabeth and some other Court officials. A sharp voice was heard approaching from the back, it's sounded more like Princess Genevia. "See! there is the prince of Hillcrest define a woman and not just any woman, the first princess of Ghany. He had her drunk and decided to defile her right under our noses." Princess Genevia accused pointing. ”What is this prince?!!!" King Nero fumed seeing Dileon half naked. “What is this supposed to mean? who else would I be with if not my lady? "Dileon glared at the king with such animosity.“he lies to you father, I saw him drag Veronic here into this very room" Geneva continued to blurt. “quiet you! "King Nero command. King Nero pissed up a little and immediately stopped in a structure upon realizing adelines fair foot and weak ankle which she possessed. The Court officials gasped with surprise and humor as they realized the now shredded dress which Princess Adeline wore. “ That is Adeline my daughter! what have you made us do?" he felt ashamed of interrupting. Tilting up his head he wore an apologetic face with disappointment etched , "couldn't you two wait any longer?" He asked Dileon softly of course not expecting a respond. Dileon shrugged with a victorious smirk on his face.........................................
Jay_jamech321 · 2.4K Views

Hades' Cursed Luna

In a world where Lycans and werewolves are sworn enemies, Eve Valmont is a werewolf cursed by a prophecy and framed. Betrayed by her own pack and imprisoned for years, her fate takes a darker twist when she is offered to the Lycan King, Hades Stavros—a ruler feared for his ruthless conquests and deadly prowess. Bound by an ancient prophecy and haunted by the ghosts of her past, Eve is now at the mercy of the one being she should hate and fear the most—The Hand of Death himself. Hades, a king carved from blood and his own soul's decay, determined to avenge his family's slaughter and rid his people of the werewolves. He believes Eve is the key to his victory. To him, she is nothing but weapon foretold by prophecy, a tool he will wield to destroy the opposing forces threatening his pack. Yet, he finds himself craving this powerful yet broken woman. Leaving him questioning if she is truly his weapon or the one destined to unravel his carefully laid plans. *** He stalked toward me, a predator closing in on its prey, his eyes dark and unreadable. "So, you laugh?" His voice was low, dangerously soft, making the hairs on the back of my neck stand up. I swallowed hard, suddenly aware of how difficult it had become to breathe. "Hades, I—" "But you only laugh at other men's jokes," he interrupted, his gaze piercing, devoid of any humor. "Not your husband's." The accusation in his tone was sharp, slicing through the air between us. A nervous chuckle escaped me. "You can't be serious... He’s your beta, for Goddess’ sake." In an instant, he closed the distance between us, so fast it left me breathless. His hands gripped my waist, pulling me flush against his body, the heat of him making my skin tingle. I gasped, but before I could say a word, his lips crashed onto mine, claiming my mouth with a force that sent shockwaves through me. The kiss was punishing, hungry—I couldn't breathe, couldn't think. When he finally pulled back, I was trembling, my chest heaving as I struggled to regain my breath. His eyes, dark and stormy, searched mine with a possessive intensity. "You can’t laugh at my jokes..." he whispered, his voice a dangerous rasp as his fingers trailed lower, sending a shiver down my spine, "but you’ll come with my fingers." I shivered, heat pooling low in my belly at his words, his touch. The world around us blurred, fading into nothing as his hand slipped lower, drawing a ragged gasp from my lips. The look in his eyes told me he knew exactly what he was doing to me, and there was no denying the primal connection between us in that moment. "I don’t need your laughter," he murmured against my skin, his breath hot on my neck. "I’ll have every other part of you instead." **** Dark fantasy romance Morally Grey ML Angst Suspense ENEMIES to lovers Smut (like sprinkles on your ice cream)
Lilac_Everglade · 215.7K Views

A Zoologist’s Guide to Surviving Magical Creatures

Carl Suis, a recent zoology graduate with a deep love for animals and a fascination with mythology, stumbles upon an ad for an internship at MECCP (Mythical and Endangered Creatures Care and Protection)—a mysterious organization tasked with protecting magical creatures. Desperate for a break, Carl accepts, only to find himself magically transported to Mythica, a fantastical world where dragons, mermaids, and krakens are real. What Carl thought would be a straightforward internship quickly becomes a whirlwind of chaos. His responsibilities go far beyond feeding and caring for these creatures—he’s thrust into solving ecosystem crisis, mediating interspecies conflicts, and navigating cultural clashes that no zoology degree could have prepared him for. And get this—none of the magical creatures are anything like what Carl expected based on the myths in the mythology books. Add in a series of increasingly bizarre situations, and Carl quickly realizes that this is far more than a job—it’s a test of survival. But it’s not all wild creatures and funny mishaps. With Mythica’s fragile ecosystems on the brink of collapse and MECCP under threat of being shut down, Carl must use his wits, empathy, and zoological knowledge to save not just the creatures he’s come to care for, but the future of this extraordinary world. Amidst the humor and calamities, Carl discovers that he may hold the key to preserving the very heart of Mythica… if he can survive long enough to prove it.
Draserraney · 29.4K Views

GEEK RELOADED

"I like to think of myself of a walking accident waiting to happen. I'm like the human version of a sitcom character, always in the wrong place at the wrong time and still always managing to make things more hilariously awkward, as it already is." Daisy Thompson has always embraced her inner dork, navigating the social labyrinth of high school with a mix of awkward charm and a talent for finding trouble. but when she decides to spend the holidays going on adventures, only one awaits her. the massive adventure of love. Their first meeting is nothing short of disastrous-think flying coffee cups and a runaway squirrel with a pack of lunch. Daisy's convinced she'll never live it down, especially when she discovers Justin is not just any model but the face of the latest global ad campaign that everyone, including her new classmates, and best friend seems obsessed with. But fate has a funny way of bringing people together. From accidental photo shoots to mistaken identities at a posh party, Daisy and Justin's paths keep crossing in the most unexpected (and hilarious) ways. Despite their differences, they find themselves drawn to each other, discovering a connection that's both heartwarming and uproariously funny. As Daisy tries to navigate school, endure unending bullying and a massive wave of high school gossip and avoid embarrassing herself in front of the most popular boy in town ( a plan that DOESN'T work), she realizes that there's more to Justin than his perfect smile and model good looks. And Justin, amidst the chaos of his high-flying career, finds solace in Daisy's authenticity and humor. Join Daisy and Justin on a rollercoaster ride of teenage romance, where every mishap is a new adventure and love might just be the craziest thing they've encountered yet.
chelseaede69 · 13.1K Views

Hero of Darkness

Elric's life had been nothing short of a nightmare since his childhood. He was constantly bullied at school, detested and ignored by his family, and left with nobody to care whether he lived or died. The accumulated loneliness and suffering from decades pushed him into a severe depression, and he ultimately decided to take his life’s final decision… Suicide. One day, Elric's soul heard a voice calling out to him. "Wake up, Elric. I am the God of Darkness, and I'm here to give you another chance at life." To the God of Darkness, Elric replied with only two words… "Fuck off!" Now forced with the possibility of a new life despite his unwillingness… Elric must decide whether to become a puppet or forge a new destiny with his own hands. Will he overcome his traumatic past, or will he squander yet another chance at life? Join the Protagonist on his journey as he is given an impossible task while striving to become one of the strongest beings in a world full of Magic, Mythical creatures, Dragons, and Gods. ---------------- [[Author : The protagonist of this story is a scheming mastermind who doesn't trust anyone and plans everything based on his present strength, knowledge and circumstances. No Romance, Harem, or Fan-service here. The main character is also not an Edgelord or a Psychopath who kills people without reason. Character development is a gradual process as the Main Character learns to acknowledge and overcome his flaws. This is a story for those who appreciate a psychologically well-developed character. The protagonist is an Antihero character who exists in the gray area between good and evil. This is a story for those who enjoy complex characters, greatly improving and expanding World-building along with intricate plots. If you are looking for a story with a nuanced and morally ambiguous yet humorous protagonist in a mature and gritty world, then this is the novel for you.]] ---------------- Note : Character Reference Arts available in chapter comments. Discord Link : https://discord.com/invite/ASRdeHfDMX ---------------- Note : Vote for the Novel for extra weekly chapters. 500 Power Stones = 1 Extra Chapter per week 1000 Power Stones = 2 Extra Chapters per week 2500 Power Stones = 5 Extra chapters per week 500 Golden Tickets = 2 Extra chapters per week 1000 Golden Tickets = 3 Extra chapters per week 1500 Golden Tickets = 7 Extra chapters per week
CrimsonWolfAuthor · 8.8M Views

Unstoppable Through the Chatting Network

The story follows Scholar, an ordinary college student whose mundane life takes an extraordinary turn after accidentally joining a chat group of real cultivators. The group’s members, all powerful and mysterious practitioners, often discuss topics like alchemy, secret techniques, hidden realms, and strategies for surviving tribulations. At first, Scholar assumes the chat is just a creative online community, until he witnesses their cultivation skills firsthand and realizes he has stumbled into an authentic world of cultivation. From then on, Scholar’s life spirals into chaos and adventure. He unintentionally acquires strange manuals, faces high-stakes challenges, and becomes entangled in risky yet rewarding quests. Balancing his everyday life with the extraordinary demands of cultivation, Scholar learns to navigate both worlds. As he grows stronger, he encounters formidable foes and celestial trials, slowly transforming into a powerful cultivator. The novel seamlessly blends modern life with traditional cultivation culture, featuring quirky concepts like sword courier services and spiritual food delivery, adding a refreshing twist to the genre. With its humorous tone and imaginative plot, the novel delivers a mix of thrilling cultivation adventures and laugh-out-loud daily encounters. Beyond its entertainment value, it explores themes of friendship, perseverance, and self-improvement through Scholar’s journey of growth.
KeeJava · 92 Views

The Scum Emperor's Redemption System

[Disclaimer: Gender-Bend, Contains NSFW in Some Chapters, Futanari, GL/Yuri, Harem, Gore, Future Chapters Will Have More NSFW Scenes] A devastating tragedy befell the Imperial Family of the Valtirium Empire, with the emperor and his offsprings meeting a grim fate. Amidst the destruction, one unexpected heir remained - the youngest and most infamous of the Imperial children, Argider Valtirium. A lustful man who bedded several women. Upon inheriting the crown, Argider seized the opportunity to cast off the shackles of responsibility and propriety. Driven by a mix of grief, resentment, and an insatiable desire for personal pleasure, he indulged in every whim and vice that came his way. However, fate played a cruel trick; he was assassinated. Then, in mockingly after he finally promised to act on his duties, he awoke the next day as a... girl?! - [Welcome To The Redemption System. Repent Or Stay As A Woman Forever!] "?!" In order to return to his former self, Argider needed to become a better person. Will he endure the all the forced character developments, the consequences of his actions, the constant disturbance between him and his desires, and last of all, redeem himself as a human? Follow him on his journey to get through the political ambitions, personal struggles, wars amongst the people who he had done wrong, and reflections after becoming a woman. ________________________________________________________ Hello, everyone! This is my 1st novel and I started writing to support myself through college so I can rely less on my parent because I am in a different city. So if you guys support me, it really means a lot and can rlly help me irl! This novel is merely a testing ground if I'm capable of writing at all, but here are the things you should know: 1. MC is not good or bad. They're a human. If you like the them or not is up to you. 2. Don't trust what I write. There will be plot twists. 3. Humor would be thrown around here and there while still being serious. 4. The story will be SLOW-PACED. So if you're expecting fast-paced, so sorry. I want to attempt on humanizing the characters as much as possible. 5. Politics and philosophy! 6. Weird fanservice have some fanservice. 7. The world will be morally gray, obviously. Don't get shocked if it casually says incest because it was common amongst royal families. 8. Action 9. Unexpected tear jerker 10. A lot of drawbacks 11. MC will work hard physically and mentally 12. Some unconventional concepts 13. Overall weird. Yes I am self-aware. 1 Gift Cola = 1 Extra Chapter 1 Gift Pizza = 2 Extra Chapter 1 Gift Time Capsule = 3 Extra Chapter 1 Gift Massage Chair = 4 Extra Chapter 1 Gift Car = 5 Extra Chapter 1 Gift Dragon = 6 Extra Chapter 1 Gift Castle = 7 Extra Chapter 1 Gift Spaceship = 8 Extra Chapter 100 Power Stones = 1 Extra Chapter 200 Power Stones = 2 Extra Chapters 300 Power Stones = 3 Extra chapters 1 Golden Tickets = 1 Extra chapters per week 5 Golden Tickets = 2 Extra chapters per week 10 Golden Tickets = 3 Extra chapters per week Patreon Link: patreon.com/Celipse Other Social Links (Instagram, Twitter, Discord, etc) : https://linktr.ee/Celipse
Celipse · 94.4K Views

Reincarnated in Another World for My Family

Takahiro Nao, a 25-year-old office worker drowning in debt and hopelessness, has only one reason to keep going: his unconditional love for his struggling family. Every grueling job, sleepless night, and drop of sweat is for them. But when a selfless act to save a stray cat costs him his life, Nao believes his sacrifices were all in vain. Just when it seems like the end, a miracle happens. Nao meets a Goddess of Benevolence who offers him a chance at redemption: “Live in this new world, and your efforts here will support your family back on Earth.” Given a second chance with powerful abilities, Nao steps into a world filled with swords, magic, monsters, and dangerous conflicts. But this isn’t just a fresh start—Nao is also given a new mission: to save the world as Naoki von Blackmore, the reincarnated vessel of his new life. Balancing his duty as a hero with his personal goal of supporting his family, Nao faces deadly enemies and life-threatening challenges that push him to the brink of death. As Nao fights to carve his path in this dangerous new world, his resolve is constantly tested. How much is he willing to sacrifice for his family’s happiness back on Earth? And what will it cost him to be both a savior and a provider? Filled with emotional struggles, determination, unexpected humor, and even a touch of romance, this thrilling story asks a powerful question: What would you risk for the people you love—and for a world that depends on you?
NAVIRUNAVIII · 25.2K Views

Cursed Bride Of The Damned Vampire King

"I can't be your meal..." Jacquelyn pleaded, trying to reason with the man who was supposedly her husband. His grin widened, curling into a mischievous smile, revealing his razor-sharp fangs. "And why is that?" he asked. Jacquelyn knew she had to use her brain with this one. "I am your wife... you can't eat me," she said, hoping to appeal to whatever humanity was left in him. "Makes it even better," was his cold response. Jacquelyn's legs trembled; she couldn't think of any culture or tradition where it was acceptable for a husband to eat his own wife. "And...." "And?" He prompted, with an encouraging sweet smile. "And I'm wet..." -------- Long, long ago, when Creatures of the Night ruled supreme and stood at the top of the food chain, a princess, Jacquelyn Avignon lived in the isolated part of the palace. Away from humans and even her own family. Cursed, they said. Queen killer, they called her. Bad omen, they crowned her. Until she was sent to be the bride of the Vampire King. A vampire king who enjoys his own peace and twisted sense of humor. Living life as the supreme sovereign, finds a princess who knows nothing about his supremacy at his doorstep, claiming to be his little wife. What happens when a cursed princess, afraid of blood, desperate to be with her family and to be loved back, crashes into the peaceful world of a vampire king? Her first target, turn her husband into a vegetarian. What about when Jacquelyn realizes that the world around her is more than just sunshine and good sleep but that hell is empty and the devils are here... in human form? She has to watch her back! For fans of; Forbidden love, dark fantasy, ancient curses and prophecy, strong willed and resilient female leads, grey men, dark humor, betrayals, marked mates, and star-crossed love, this book is for you. Other works by the same author: 1. Kitanna (Completed) 2. A Royal Mismatch: The Trouble With Prince Charming (Spin-off of Kitanna, Completed) 3. The Hitman's Sunshine (Completed)
Pluma_W143 · 165.7K Views

Stop it, Taoist, Your Fight almost Ruins the DAO!

【Exhilarating】【New Ultimate Path Plus Points】【Dry Humor】 The world plummets; who shall uphold the heavens? Demons spawn from earth and sky, the Taoist stands valiant and resolute. I am Yi Chen, 'Chen' as in dust, styled Yi Chengzi, eighteen years old, fearful of violent evil spirits, fond of making money. With a cold heart and ruthless hands, he transmigrated to a bizarre world where goblins and malevolent spirits dwell, becoming the eldest senior brother of the Hidden Dragon Pavilion, and as his master lay dying, he entrusted Yi Chengzi with the duty to uphold the path of benevolence and righteousness, to take good care of his younger Taoist brothers; he promised he would. However, his understanding of the path of benevolence and righteousness differed slightly from that of his master. What is benevolence? Slicing evil men and ghosts in half is benevolence. What is righteousness? Smashing the heads of evil men and ghosts into their chests completes righteousness. After his master's death, unable to awaken 'spiritual essence' for cultivation, he set upon an unorthodox path of cultivation with the help of the Golden Finger. Facing the wolves eager for a fight after his master's demise, he struck with heavy fists, understanding the true essence of righteousness. Confronting the malevolent spirits that stood in his way, he naturally reformed them with the iron fists of love. He slew demons, exorcised evil, and tested his sword against various spiritual cultivators, enjoying the landscapes of the world. When he reached the summit and looked around, he was shocked to find that demons were but minor afflictions and that this land and sky were falling... A millennium-long scheme, an eternal enigma, slowly unveiled itself. Strange, it has arrived, and it does not die or perish. Witnessing this scene, Yi Chen laughed. Even the malevolent dogs passing by his Taoist abode had to endure a couple of slaps; how dare someone be so disrespectful to him? Yi Taoist stomped one foot and soared into the heavens! The onlookers exclaimed in shock, "Taoist, stop fighting, the great 'Dao' is nearly worn away!"
Flame Easy to Ignite · 467.1K Views

An Extra’s Rise in an Eroge

Arthur, an avid gamer, accepts his friend’s dare to beat an infamous eroge game that no one has ever completed. The problem? The game is designed to trap players in endless smut scenes, with every decision leading to the same outcome: more smut scenes, world destruction and game over. After countless failed attempts and growing frustration, Arthur takes to the game's community forum, venting his anger at the developers. To his shock, he receives a cryptic response from the developer challenging him to find a different ending. Moments later, Arthur is pulled into the game itself, awakening in the body of an unremarkable extra. Arthur finds himself embodying the very lifestyle he once despised—fooling around at every turn and getting swept up in the woman's seductive temptations. Can Arthur resist the game’s temptations, uncover hidden paths, and finally break free? Or will he become yet another player lost to its endless scenes? or he will do both? Follow Arthur’s journey for a fresh story filled with humor, plot twists, and concepts you won’t find elsewhere. This novel includes incest, so if that's something you're uncomfortable with, you may want to avoid it. [Warning: Mature content R-18 ] Tags:- Harem, Op Mc, smut, romance, Milfs, Virgins, Netori, Succubus, Vampires, Elves, Princesses, Gilfs, Demonesses, Angels, Goddesses, Dragons, Phoenixes, Dryads, long seggs scenes, System, and many more. Release Schedule & Support: Chapter Releases: 2 daily chapters, each with 1k+ words. Support & Bonuses: I'm newly contracted and part of the win-win program! Privilege purchases, gifts, golden tickets, power stones, collections, and especially comments are greatly appreciated and keep me motivated. Bonus Content: Super gifts or 50+ golden tickets unlock additional chapters when my schedule allows! Give this a try—it’s a story that promises surprises at every turn, as long as you make it through the beginning!
Sensual_Sage · 225.8K Views

My Harem in Galactic Quest

Ethan Warren, a self-deprecating, pop culture-loving gamer, finds himself unexpectedly thrust into the adventure of a lifetime when he is hit by a bus and wakes up aboard the Ark, a highly advanced starship from his favorite video game, "Galactic Quest". Suddenly, Ethan is the captain of a crew that includes Prella, a seductive green-skinned alien, and Nova, a cold but alluring android. As Ethan struggles to adapt to his new reality, he must lead his crew on a mission to investigate a distress signal from a remote mining colony in the Karonis System. What starts as a routine rescue quickly spirals into a deadly encounter with an unknown and terrifying threat. With no backup and the fate of the colony, and potentially the galaxy, on the line, Ethan must embrace his new role as captain, despite his fears and insecurities. Blending epic space battles, mysterious alien forces, and a harem of beautiful women vying for his attention, "Galactic Quest: Ark of Destiny" is a sci-fi adventure filled with humor, tension, and the ultimate test of one man’s ability to rise to the occasion. This novel series includes: No NTR! No Yuri! Unique Alien Women! Plenty of plot! Epic Space battles! Weak to Strong! Overpowered! Creating a fleet of the deadliest aliens imaginable. ************************************** I update twice a day. Once at noon and once at 7pm. Rewards: 1 Luxury Car = 1 Bonus chapter 1 Dragon = 2 Bonus chapters 1 Magic Castle = Mass Release of 10 chapters 1 Spacecraft = Mass Release of 20 chapters 1 Golden Gachapon = 10 chapters per day for 1 week ***Discord is open!*** https://discord.gg/cR2KY2R4sF
HaremKing777 · 182.8K Views

Celestial Speed: Legacy

Ding [congratulations you have acquired the Celestial{God of speed}System] [Do you accept the term and conditions of the system] With a huge claw at his face ready to take off his head, sending him back to the dark abyss from which he had just arrived not so long ago, already accepting his fate for a second death. Henry saw a holographic screen flash in front of him,one that would change his new life for good,seeing no other option in his current dilemma and with nothing else to lose. "Yes, yes i accept!" he screamed out with determination and hope that this might just be a miracle here to save him from certain doom,and indeed it was. [You have successfully acquired all the functions and priorities of the system,including its benefits and disadvantages] Henry saw the screen again but that wasn't all he saw to his disbelief everything in the surroundings including the ferocious beast trying to kill him, were now completely still with the lion's claws just a few centimeters away from his head. "Wow, i guess this must be part of the benefits the system granted," he exclaimed with surprise "But what about the demerits?" I guess we'll find out soon enough as this was only just the beginning. Now with his newly acquired "cheat" system in a new world he had just been reincarnated to. From an urban civilization to an even more futuristic, civilized urban utopia where magic and technology are well versed, Henry must find his true purpose in the new world as he discovers more beings like him both good and bad. And as he navigates his way to a better second chance, making new friends and encountering old foes courtesy of his predecessor. Going against both celestial entities and monsters from other realms and doing as he pleases, defying rules of the multiverses and discovering worlds beyond. "Or maybe I'll just kick back and relax in this New World." ************ MC is at first a stupid and quite naive person, but later changes to cold, uncaring and full of bloodlust though still having a good sense of humor. This would be due to a reason from his past life(i do not want to spoil the suprise) If you can endure the first few chapters of stupidity from the MC, then I promise you will enjoy this novel a lot. Don't forget to vote for my book. Arigato!
Red_Hood69 · 51.8K Views
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