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"Listen, buddy, your cock was the last thing that got inside me, so unless I’m having some kind of miracle baby, yeah, you’re the father. Congrats." — Raelynn had one goal that night—drown her sorrows in cheap whiskey after getting fired from her job. What she didn’t plan on was two surprises: one, a steamy night with a ridiculously good-looking stranger, and two, a $10,000 check for her the next morning. Jackpot, right? Wrong. Nothing could’ve prepared her for the biggest surprise of all—she’s pregnant. And the father? None other than Elion Vaelorian, the country’s richest and most powerful businessman, with a face that could melt ice... and a personality just as cold. What Raelynn doesn’t know is that Elion isn’t just any man. And the baby she’s carrying? Let’s just say it’s far from ordinary, and its existence could shake the foundations of the world she knows.

R.D., a famous rockstar and playboy, and Black Eagle, the terror of the mafia world, cross paths one day. Nandita Sherawat, the queen of the mafia, married Abir, but one night, by mistake, she got involved with Rihan and became pregnant. This event changed their lives forever. Two years later, Nandita and her children were brutally killed by Rihan's family, but a magical stone revived Nandita. Now, will she be able to take revenge?

[WSA 2025 ENTRY] In Cinder Pack, one of the powerful seven packs, abandoned children on the streets are considered less than the pets owned by many households. They live from hand-to-mouth, covered in dirt and used however those from better families deem fit all their life. As a result, many of them die from starvation at a very young age and those with good-looking appearances sell themselves off to better families as slaves in order to live. While a select few resort to stealing food and taking the crumbs that fall off the table of those of noble birth. This is the case for Aurelia Night and her childhood best friend, Lydia Hayes. But on a night she went to find them dinner, she overhears a conversation she shouldn’t have and becomes a target for a ruthless and dangerous Councilam. Left with no choice, she runs into the room of a stranger to hide. A stranger who claimed her as his mate. But being wolfless, she has no idea what this means and just goes along with him since he was a noble man. But as she returns to her friend the next morning, Aurelia finds out Lydia had sold her out to the Councilman in return for a better life. Now seven years later, with no memory of who she is, she unknowingly crosses path again with the stranger from that night. “Mate!” The Alpha suddenly stopped in the middle of his hunt as his nose caught a familiar scent. Well hidden in a spot, two boys snicker amongst themselves as they watched the Alpha look around in confusion. “Is that the Alpha? Doesn’t look like one to me.” “He keeps coming after our pack and mommy. What do we do?” “I have an idea!” Three hours later when the Alpha returned from his walk, he was greeted by the news of his twin sons coming to his abode. What? Twin sons? When he finally accepted the news, the woman they called mommy tried to leave. “Where do you think you’re going? I’m not getting married to you because I want to. I’m getting married to you because my sons need their mother.” Aurelia: “…” When she finally found her voice, she snapped at him. “What are you talking about? Who said they are your sons?” The man pretended to calculate with his fingers before nodding his head a little. “The date we slept together match their date of birth and they look a lot like me. Who can deny such paternity!” Unknown to him, her reappearance in the pack was of no other reason, than to take his life.

Meet Alex Knight, a hardworking young man burdened by crushing debt and a bleak future. When his new boss turns his life into a waking nightmare, Alex finds himself trapped in a job he can't escape, his future held hostage by the whims of a tyrant. Just when he believes he has one anchor left—his girlfriend's love—a devastating betrayal leaves him utterly broken. But then the world changes. The system descends, dragging everyone into a chaotic new reality. Alex becomes the first to sync with it, earning a mysterious title: [Apocalypse Baby] [You have awakened the skill: Exploding Touch] [Anything you touch turns into a bomb.] Armed with a deadly gift, Alex rises from the ashes of his former life to become an unstoppable force in an urban fantasy world where power rules and vengeance drives him forward.

"On a fateful night, tragedy strikes a couple, leaving behind their unborn child. Yet, against all odds, the baby survives. Taken in by a mysterious guardian, he grows up unaware of the dark secrets surrounding his birth. As he reaches adulthood, unexplainable events begin to haunt him. Now, he must face the darkness that took everything from him. But is he meant to destroy it… or become part of it?"

I possessed a supporting character in a reverse harem novel. As a young concubine who gained the interest of the emperor. The concubines and male lords eventually killed her for treason. Fortunately, I possessed her just as she was entering the Imperial Palace. Everyone in the Imperial Palace was wary of me, but didn’t hate me yet. I don’t need nor want to be loved by the emperor. “Come to my room tonight. I’ll read you a fairy tale!” "Woo, don’t cry. I’ll give you this.” But why is everyone so soft towards me? I don’t understand. ‐--‐-‐--------------------------------------------------------------------- I am not the author of this novel, but personally I think the Novel is better than the Manhwa. Author(s) Yemaro 예마로

Sly was a young man who met an untimely and unjust end, his life cut short without the chance to fulfill his dreams or prove his worth. But death was not the end for him. Reincarnated into a breathtaking world of gods, mythical creatures, and ancient powers, Sly is given a second chance to rewrite his destiny. Born into a family of royal dragons teetering on the edge of extinction, he finds himself at the heart of a kingdom struggling to reclaim its former glory. Determined to shed his past weaknesses and embrace this new life, Sly vows to rise above his failures and become someone worthy of his second chance. His awakening of the Imperial Domination System, a mysterious power designed to help him conquer and rule, sets him on a path filled with trials, danger, and wonder. As he navigates this divine world, Sly must master his abilities, unite the remnants of his noble lineage, and face enemies that threaten to crush his newfound purpose. Will he rise as the savior his family and kingdom desperately need, or will the weight of his destiny pull him back into despair? Sly’s journey is one of redemption, power, and the unyielding pursuit of greatness.

Kaidaira is rejected by her husband because she's barren. She runs from the pack that disgraced and humiliated her. She goes back to her own pack hoping her loving parents would welcome her back but all she meets are parents who have turned cold and a pack who regard her as bed warmers, the pack public whore to be! After almost encountering an assault, Kaidaira decided to take up her brother's offer to enter in the yearly gala for a second rate mate. Reluctantly she goes but sneaks out because it reeked of desperation and she was in heat. There she meets Delta Kinnley, A Prince who was in love with his own step sister, thus they strike a deal of the century. A contract marriage. Kaidaira has one demand - prove the world wrong by getting pregnant! cover is not mine. credit goes to the rightful owner

You’ve read countless contract marriage stories where the powerful billionaire holds all the power. But what if the roles were reversed? This time, she’s the one offering the contract—and he has no choice but to sign. Athena Dankworth, a 29-year-old self-made billionaire, built Europe’s largest oil and gas empire, securing her place among the world’s wealthiest. But as her 30th birthday approaches, she realizes success has cost her something priceless—a family. Determined to take control, she does what she does best: make a deal. Her offer? A contract marriage with Roman Bankole, a struggling schoolteacher in desperate need of financial security. In exchange, he’ll give her the one thing money can’t buy—a child. Roman, proud but out of options, agrees. But he refuses to be just another pawn in her empire. From the start, their marriage is a battlefield—Athena demands control, and Roman fights for independence. Then, she discovers his secret: he’s not just a teacher—he’s a billionaire tech prodigy. Now, the power dynamic shifts, emotions blur, and as Athena finds herself pregnant, the biggest question remains: Will they walk away when the contract ends, or risk everything for a love none of them saw coming?

(will be updating January 1. total of 15+ chapters{every chapter is 2 chapters in 1}) I don't own this. I'm just bringing this to webnovel for reader. if original creator needs to, I'll take it down if asked( I try not to earn anything off it, but If I need to I will so I can get better sources, new books, or better translation) Lin Tian was reincarnated as a goblin, the lowest class of monsters. In the beginning, he survived through extreme caution. Later on, he completely unleashed the true nature of a goblin! Church Priest: He is the one, true Lord: the God I shall serve. Sword Saintess: Undefeated since birth, yet repeatedly defeated by a small goblin. The Gods: We will never allow a goblin to be named a God! As faith crumbed, Gods fell, and one goblin brutally dominated the world and toyed with everything… Regardless of whether it was a human Sword Saint, the Imperial Princess, the Flame Dragon Mother, the Elf Queen, the Moon God, the Sea God, or the Earth Mother God… upon seeing that small goblin, they would all collapse to the ground in fear! Evolution Path: Small Goblin -> Goblin God

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It had been three years since billionaire Hunter Rockwell last saw Ruby Kingston after the night they spent together. Fate brings them together again and he discovers she had borne a child for him. Hunter wants to play a part in his son’s life and eventually bring them together as a family. Ruby is hesitant. Can Ruby overcome her fears to be with the only man she’s ever loved, or will those fears be their undoing?

“She was there to deliver flowers, not steal his towel… Ava Langley’s life is perfectly polished. As a dedicated periodontist, she’s mastered precision, control, and avoiding messy complications—especially romance. But one unexpected favor throws her orderly world into chaos when she finds herself face-to-face with Grayson Blackwood, a devastatingly handsome billionaire with a playboy reputation—and nothing but a towel between them. Grayson thrives on charm, luxury, and a fast-paced life. He’s never forgotten a face, and Ava’s awkward yet fiery presence is impossible to ignore. Determined to break through her icy walls, Grayson embarks on a chase like no other, captivated by the one woman immune to his wealth and devilish grin. Ava has no interest in becoming another notch on Grayson’s designer belt. But fate keeps pushing them together, and soon their undeniable chemistry burns hotter than they can resist. When sparks turn to flames, Ava must decide if she can trust a man who has everything—except her. And Grayson must prove that beneath the playboy exterior lies a heart worth risking it all for. In a world of high stakes and undeniable passion, will love be the ultimate game changer?”

“I'm pregnant” I declared, as I bowed my head to avoid his piercing gaze on me. “I'm not ready to be a father yet, so take it out” He replied icily, my eyes which were filled with tears, widened. That night was one that brought misery into my life, I was naive and that led me straight into the Devil's Den. “You forgot your place!” He mocked me while I laid on the floor in tears of shame and disgrace. “I don't do peasants” he smirked, I felt my throat go dry as I took hold of the hem of my dress and held it tightly. Was I just called a peasant? ‘Shut it! Aren't you one?’ My subconscious mind mocked in my head, and I sobbed pinching myself because I did forget my place as a ‘maid’. “Rebels don't surrender to emotions” his eyes darkened as he spoke those words to me then he turned to leave. More tears streamed down my eyes as I watched his retreating steps. He took my virginity and I couldn't stop him because I was helpless. I curse the day our paths crossed because ever since, he's brought pain into my life. Who is he? Want to know how our paths crossed? Who am I and how did I lose my virginity to him? Read this book

Camille was a beautiful young lady living with her single mum, has a job, and a perfect boyfriend who leaves far by the way due to his job, life was going well , until she accidentally sends her nxde to a stranger and things changed cause she was afraid it would ruin her life, but it got weird and intriguing when the stranger turned out to be a rich, CEO!?! Find Out More...

Eight years ago, his family was destroyed, and he was left destitute and homeless. Eight years later, he returned with vengeance in his heart, bringing with him the fury to scorch the heavens. "I want the heavens to fear me, I want the earth to tremble for me, I want the world to go mad because of me." Guo Yi! A man of cold-blooded arrogance, disdaining to give even a sideward glance to the common people of the world. A legendary figure with a domineering presence, valiant and bold enough to challenge the beings of Jiutian.

Omer has a knack for finding humor in the most unexpected places. From his witty comebacks to his lighthearted pranks, Omer's life is a whirlwind of laughter and surprises. But behind his sharp sense of humor lies a deeper story—one of resilience, self-discovery, and connection. "Joke With Omer" is a heartwarming tale that weaves comedy with moments of introspection, as Omer navigates the ups and downs of friendship, love, and the challenges that life throws his way. This book invites readers to see the world through Omer's unique lens, where every situation holds the potential for a laugh and a lesson. Whether it's turning everyday chaos into comedy or uncovering joy in the darkest moments, "Joke With Omer" is a celebration of the healing power of humor and the importance of never taking life too seriously.

There was something about her eyes that drew me to her, even though her baby doll face was full of innocence. I was determined to discover the secret behind her sad eyes, no matter the cost. An attractive and famous photographer who is sought after by many agencies and companies to help advertise their models and products is thrown off one day by the saddest eyes on the most innocent face he has ever witnessed. Even though he has maintained a well endowed bachelor life and has never gone public as to why he chose to be single, he becomes determined to find out everything about the Baby Doll model. His attention to detail as an artist allows him to utilize his ability to find flaws in any model. None have captivated him as much as the Baby Doll face with the sad eyes. Although no one else seems to notice her sad eyes, he may be the only one who will find out the secret behind her eyes and steal her heart. In his search to learn more about this captivating model, he discovers he has bitten off more than he can chew, leading him down a dangerous road. Now he must face his fears and fight for the woman he loves. Even if it kills him.

Odelia Grace, a beautiful and smart woman, a secretary of a big company, had to give up the career she had at a young age for a marriage with the CEO of another company, Vincent Percy. The marriage was filled with love and support for each other for 4 years. However, they did not have a child. Vincent's family became furious, and continued to demand and pressure Odelia. A beautiful marriage turned into a nightmare because of their abuse. "You barren woman! My son is jinxed because of you, he shouldn't have married you in the first place!" snapped her mother-in-law. Until one day, Odelia was kicked out of her own house and went to a hotel for the night. She accidentally met a man who was drunk. Unintentionally, there was a hot night between the two of them. And after that night, Odelia finally realized that she was not barren and that she was carrying a baby. The baby of her ex-husband's enemy, Sean Osbert.

"DON'T LEAVE ME HERE ALONE, LOVE"

Camila died and got transported to another world with her SSR character, skills and weapons.

After three years of secret marriage, she still showed no signs of pregnancy. Her mother-in-law scolded her for being a chicken that couldn't lay eggs, and her sister-in-law called her a jinx. She thought her husband would stand by her, but he handed her divorce papers, saying, "Let's get divorced, she's back!" After the divorce, Sheng Junlie accompanied his first love for a prenatal checkup, only to run into his ex-wife with triplets for a child checkup. He went crazy and shouted, "Whose children are they?"

Kenji Takahara, a 17-year-old professional procrastinator and avid gamer, had one mission that fateful evening: finish a dungeon raid on his phone before bedtime. What he didn’t plan on was getting "critically hit" by a speeding truck. When Kenji wakes up, he finds himself in a glowing white room face-to-face with the Creator of All Things... who seems more like a forgetful office worker than an almighty deity. God: “Kenji! You’ve been selected for the ultimate adventure!” Kenji: “…Adventure? You mean, like DLC or…?” God: “No, no, no. I’m sending you to another world to save it from unspeakable evil!” Kenji: “...Do I get cheat codes?” God: “We’ll see.” With a snap of divine fingers, Kenji is yeeted into his new reality… only to materialize in the Demon Lord’s throne room. Oops. No hero welcome, no starter weapons, and definitely no tutorial. Just him, a glitchy system window, and a room full of very confused—and very angry—demons. Now Kenji must navigate a world that feels more like a broken beta test than a grand adventure. With a mix of gamer wit, dumb luck, and the occasional divine intervention (read: God's half-hearted apologies), Kenji is determined to survive, level up, and figure out what exactly he’s supposed to be saving. Step one: Not die in the first five minutes. Step two: Maybe take over the Demon Castle? Hey, a guy can dream.

Not being a hero isn't the issue. The only problem I'm facing right now is surviving in this world!

New book is out: The Beast Tamer Is A Slime ------------ Suddenly becomes a mafia boss in a superpowers world and you are only 3 years old?! Ainsley Sloan, a 20-year-old avid anime lover, suddenly transmigrated into a body of a toddler. The father eloped with a woman, and the mother was just a surrogate mom. The two left behind their 3-years-old baby girl to rule over a mid-sized mafia family! No, this can't be! Ainsley was forced to embrace the abandoned Sloan Family and bring their family to the top of the dangerous mafia world– else she died. But, worry not! With the power of ultimate luck, the help of her loyal subordinates, and the protection of her cats-becoming-human, Ainsley will kick any enemies coming her way! A late encounter with a certain system even paved a flowery path for her. With its help, Ainsley will be the best mafia boss, and an extraordinary one! When other mafia bosses smoke cigarettes, Ain has choco Pocky stuck in her mouth. When other bosses swirl their glass of red wine, Ain blows her cup of hot milk! When other bosses blow their gun after a fight...Ain changes her diaper. Watch the baby take over the mafia world with her unique baby charm! 7 years later. A certain shrewd mini boss: "Ain, how about becoming my fiancee?" The boy five years older than the toddler waved a limited edition BL pillow case as a bribe. A certain system: kiddo, accept his proposal! sucks his money! Wtf you two. Fiancee your a*s!! I'm only 10! PS: If you expect fast-paced bad*ss FL, face-slapping & heroic deed in the first 100 chapters, this book might be not to your taste _____ Ancient/modern setting books: 1. The Dragon Prince's Wife is a Translator (completed)  2. The CEO's Office Boy is a Girl (completed)  Baby protagonist series: 1. I Become Baby Mafia Boss (completed) 2. I Always Become A Baby! (quick transmigration, completed) Dating sim game book: 1. Mr CEO, Move On! (Dropped because of system issue not allowing to update more chapters after accidentally changing book status to completed) Follow my Instagram: @zehell2218 & @willhem_l Discord server: https://discord.gg/axqNyHv