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—WSA 2025 ENTRY— What if the weakest loser ever known turned out to be a god with the kind of power that could make the whole world kneel? Seiya always wanted to be a hero—one of those legendary warriors everyone worships. But when his Awakening failed, the dream shattered. No power. No respect. Just a life as the punching bag for everyone stronger. Enduring relentless torment from those closest to him, he begins to uncover the mysteries of his origin — secrets that Awaken powers he never knew he possessed. Not just ordinary powers but the kind that twist the rules and break the world’s idea of right and wrong. Stuck in the spotlight, some either want to use or destroy him. Hero or villain—Seiya doesn’t care. He’s done taking orders, done bowing his head. They wanted him to stay weak. Now they’re praying he stays in control. Read the prologue next after this so you understand the world settings.

In the halls of Ridgewood High, Aria and Ethan have been at each other’s throats since childhood. She’s the school’s top achiever, and he’s the brooding rebel no one dares to cross. But behind their constant bickering lies a spark neither of them is willing to admit. As their worlds collide through twists of fate, old grudges evolve into something deeper. When life pushes them to grow beyond their teenage years, will their love survive the test of time, or will the shadows of their past pull them apart?

Zontis merupakan seorang pemuda yang berasal dari negeri yang telah lama hilang yaitu Atlantis. Terjebak di dunia atas membuatnya terkena banyak masalah denga teknologi dan pengetahuan yang berbeda. Hingga seorang gadis yang terasingkan menghampiri Zontis dan membuatnya harus memilih antara Atlantis atau sahabatnya itu.

Tom Lionheart, born to a family full of mystery, was sent to Japan for his high school years. Where he fell in love with his girlfriend, Aoi Yamada, only to be betrayed by his close friends. Being made a fool for believing in Aoi, the whole school, the family, and the kids were summoned to another world on the day of family meetings in his second year. Little did they know Tom Lionheart's family was Earth's most potent magic user. Tom's parents were Emperor-level mages, and his three older sisters were Saint-level users in their own right, but Tom was the only God-level Elemental warrior. The only God-level user in all of Earth is freed from Earth's restraints. Now that the covenant on Earth does apply to them, what will become of the Lionheart family?

Humans and other races should coexist not to go war with each other

[The first arc is about obtaining the system, so please be patient and give the story a try! I promise it will be worth it.] In a world where gods have erected a worldly monument, the "Tower of Yggdrasil," people are drawn to its impossible challenges. This towering structure pierces the heavens, concealing both unimaginable beasts and priceless treasures within its unforgiving depths. Enter the realm of "Adventurers" – daring souls who ascend the Tower's brutal floors in pursuit of glory. The fortunate ones secure the sponsorship of gods, gaining their Blessings to wield divine power in the face of peril. Yet, amidst this celestial lottery, Bastian, an unfortunate adventurer, remains unblessed, navigating the treacherous terrain with only caution and cunning. As Bastian teeters on the brink of death, a mysterious voice intervenes, offering him a lifeline: [Prometheus System Awakened] Becoming a chosen “Invictus”--a person chosen as the champion of their god, he finds himself in the ranks of legends, having to learn all too quickly to adjust. He must defy the odds, unravel the mysteries of Yggdrasil, and face the trials that await beyond the clouds, making either ally or foe of other Invictus, and the gods that dwell in Yggdrasil.

The seasoned player of "Abyss of Stars," the [Starfall Master] Li Zi, brings a system template and travels to the game's world, arriving in the era of the game's beta version. This is the worst of times. The cosmic forces and conglomerates collude, causing the doors to the universe to be closed, the planet's resources to be exhausted, and even sunlight to be monopolized. This is also the best of times. All the extraordinary systems are just beginning. In this era, he is the only [Starfall Master] with the final version patch. While people are enthralled by the smoke of plasma guns and cannons, Li Zi has already torn apart battleships with gravity. While superhumans are smug about their awakened abilities, moonlight has already become Li Zi's servant. While the interstellar fleet crosses the Milky Way, Li Zi has just ignited the forty-second star, illuminating the entire universe. "People have been trapped on the ground for too long; they've forgotten that this starry sky should belong to all of us." —Facing the unspeakable aboriginal evil gods, Li Zi, holding a black hole, gently said.

Raika used to be a Cultivator. She lived in a sect, fought in tournaments, and cultivated to spite the heavens, as a cultivator should. While she was never the strongest, fastest or wisest, she held it in her heart to never, ever give up, and to stand for her ideals. And then an Imperial Cultivator destroyed her soul organs and left her crippled. In a world with a sun made of flaming serpents, reality-defying entities running amok, and a timeless, all-knowing Emperor ruling all through the power of his Blades and the constant advances and experiments of his Divisions, Raika is less than worthless, unable to see and feel the blood of reality- but when it's surrender or madness, she chooses madness. Embarking on a new path, Raika will find strange secrets, hidden paths to transformation, and abandon humanity, sanity, and the rule of the Empire to become something far stranger and far more powerful than she ever thought possible. In a world replete with enslaved Daemons used as WMDs, reality-bending powers, eldritch-punk technology, and strange pathways of cultivation and magic, she'll have to find allies, confront gods and monster, and defy the Heavens, her own body, and common sense to find a way to become something new. Facing a millenia-old Empire rife with corruption and unknown plans, impossible horrors from the edges of the world, Daemons, Witches, and her own broken soul, she won't stop until she's become truly free- but what will it cost, and can her insanity match the madness of the reality itself?

Rowan awakens his superpowers and can enter in the film and television works he has worked. Gain spy skills by acting in spy movies. Gain scientific knowledge by participating in science fiction films. Anyone who stars in a superhero movie can gain new superpowers. Every movie is a life. Gaining all the skills he can from the movies, he will become the King of the World Now read upto 30 advance chapters on my patre on. https://www.Patreon.com/Shashank_bhatt (A.N - I have read too many Hollywood novels so I decided to write one myself. Tell me what you guys think about it. Anyway it won't have the racism so atleast that's something you don't have to worry about.)

In the heart of modern Seoul, an unexpected twist turns Sena’s life into a whirlwind adventure when a medieval stone tower appears in her best friend I-seo’s backyard. This enigmatic event introduces Sena to Lucien and Damiel, two figures from another realm who have stepped right out of I-seo’s novel “Between Two Blades.” The novel depicts a tragic BL love story where a saint, destined to save the protagonists, ultimately betrays and kills them—a narrative yet to unfold as they find themselves inexplicably in Seoul. Lucien, with his dignified demeanor, and Damiel, both angelic and disturbing, find themselves lost in the complexities of the modern world. Their tragic destiny, as written by I-seo, looms over them, filled with unresolved tension and the threat of a doomed ending. Sena, armed with her practical spirit and I-seo’s intimate knowledge of her own characters, takes on the challenge of merging these contrasting realities. The medieval newcomers draw a mix of attention and conflict, compelling Sena and I-seo to navigate through a maze of urban escapades to keep them safe from both medieval pursuers and the public eye. As they struggle with these extraordinary circumstances, Sena uncovers a surprising link between her family and the historical figures: her grandmother, Hyejin, has a hidden past with the medieval visitors. This revelation binds her family’s story with the fantastical disruptions rippling through their lives.

For Braun Astern, death was only the beginning...

I wrote these sonnets, poems, and quotes; in the darkest hours of my life and I hope some of you could relate. I write with all the love and joy I have for writing, just because I don't publish anything doesn't I still don't write behind closed doors.

Eun-Byul Lee, a fearless and street-smart fighter, meets a tragic end in a car accident—only to awaken as Cecilia von Arlen, a minor character in a novel she once read. As Cecilia, a timid pushover fated to die tragically halfway through the story, Eun-Byul must use her wits and fighting spirit to change her destiny and survive in a world that was never meant to be hers.

Within the popular VRMMORPG "New Genesis", there was a ranker by the name of Arthur Holmes, commonly known by his in-game alias “Merlin”. Arthur was one of the few original beta testers still playing after 30 years, he was originally a ranker, a player whose entire goal was to stay at the top, ahead of everyone else. However after 15 years he sacrificed his player ranking in search of knowledge. Arthur became a lore hunter, a player who indulges himself with the world's vast lore and unexplored history, preferring to uncover the world’s secrets rather than endlessly fighting monsters. At the age of 48, 30 years after the game came out, Arthur uncovered the greatest secret of all, and yet, ironically, his negligence in levelling up was the one thing holding him back from realising his goal, he knew he would never be able to catch up to the rankers, a gap of 15 years was Impossible to overcome. If only he could restart… ----- Super gifts will grant you a dedicated shout-out within the story. (Gifts of 5000 coins or more, those that get announced globally.) And you can join us on discord here: https://discord.gg/Wh7F8yQ Thank you for all the support, I appreciate all of you!

In a world where wealth and power dictate fate, a boy switched at birth endures a life of hardship and ridicule. Cast out by the family that raised him, he rises from the shadows of poverty, uncovering a legacy far beyond imagination. As he navigates betrayal, ambition, and hidden identities, his journey from the depths of despair to unimaginable heights becomes a tale of resilience, mystery, and transformation.

Eve Rosewild is no stranger to power. As the CEO, she commands rooms, turns heads, and crushes rivals without blinking an eye. But when her ex-fiancé’s wedding turns into an unexpected spectacle, she finds herself in the company of Arsh Winewood, an enigmatic tech magnate with a reputation as ruthless as her own. Arsh thrives on control. He’s a man who bends the world to his will, one hostile takeover at a time. But being dragged into Eve’s chaotic plan to humiliate her ex? That wasn’t on his schedule. What starts as a moment of annoyance quickly spirals into something far more intriguing when he realizes they share more than sharp tongues and sharper minds, they both have something to gain. As shadows of ambition, betrayal, and unspoken desires loom over them, Eve and Arsh must decide, can they trust each other in a world where trust is a weakness? Or will their mutual hunger for dominance destroy them both before they can uncover what they truly want? In a game where hearts are as dangerous as power plays, nothing is ever as simple as it seems.

Draven’s death should have been the end. Instead, it cursed him. Resurrected by an unexplainable mistake, he returns haunted by a shattered past and powers he cannot control. Bound by fate to Valeria, a woman driven by guilt and a relentless need to make amends, Draven finds her compassion both infuriating and unsettling. As their fates intertwine, Valeria’s secrets may hold the key to understanding his resurrection—or doom them both.

The world started to end, when a part of the European continent started to disintegrate, three years after that, a Boy named Pope and his group of friends find a mysterious cave where they find what appear to be crystals, after their home is destroyed by disintegration, the return to the cave, where the crystals open a portal to a new world, but prior falling to it, they get rifted apart, now they will have to find each other in this new world and save it from the same destiny their last world had.

In the heart of Nigeria's most remote forests lies an ancient, otherworldly enigma...a colossal spacecraft from the depths of the universe. Its arrival sparks awe and terror, its purpose shrouded in mystery. As nations scramble to claim this technological marvel, two unlikely heroes, Dr. Modupe Hassan and her husband, Engineer Taiwo Hassan, find themselves entangled in a web of conspiracy, betrayal, and survival. Modupe, a brilliant scientist haunted by her past, is thrust into the spotlight when the alien craft names her its "commander." Taiwo, armed with his cunning and unrelenting loyalty, stands as her steadfast partner as they navigate a treacherous maze of military aggression, political intrigue, and humanity’s insatiable greed. But the ship is more than a vessel; it is a test. A remnant of an ancient interstellar race, it holds the power to elevate a civilization—or annihilate it. As the couple deciphers its purpose, they must confront humanity's darkest impulses and their own inner demons. With their every move watched, Modupe and Taiwo must rely on their wits, Sentinel Vision glasses, and the ship's enigmatic AI, StarLance, to uncover the truth. As alliances crumble and enemies close in, the stakes grow higher: the fate of Earth—and perhaps the galaxy—rests in their hands. Will humanity prove worthy of the stars’ ultimate gift, or will its greed and violence condemn it to destruction?

Loosing all of his memories before the entrance exam in "Zivryan spirit Academy" , before he could even awoke his spirit abilities he had lost every thing, completely oblivion from his own existence

On the global launch day of Age of Empires IX, an ordinary gamer named Arthur unexpectedly finds himself transported into a medieval-style fantasy world. Here, swords clash with schemes, and blood meets iron. No longer the player controlling the battlefield, Arthur is reduced to the lowest rung of the feudal hierarchy—a humble knight’s squire. At first, he resigns himself to his fate, ready to live a quiet, unremarkable life. But destiny has other plans. A mysterious "data interface" appears before him, offering a glimpse of hope and the possibility of rising above his station. Starting with nothing but a ragtag militia, Arthur begins to build his own army, expand his territory, and embark on an epic journey to become the ruler of an empire. But the challenges in this land are far greater than he ever imagined. Barbarian raids, pirate invasions, the curse of undead knights, and the roar of dragons—every battle is fraught with danger. Yet the most dangerous enemies aren’t on the battlefield. They lurk in the shadows of the court. Loyalty can be bought. Oaths can be broken. And the price of glory is often paid in blood. To survive, Arthur must rely on his unique abilities, sharp intellect, and unyielding ambition to overcome every obstacle in his path. From an unknown nobody to a legendary lord, Arthur must navigate the treacherous game of power, one calculated step at a time, and carve out his own legacy. A symphony of adventure, growth, and strategy at its peak. The wheels of fate have begun to turn, and Arthur Grayson’s age of empire is only just beginning…

The story unfolds in a turbulent land ruled by a shadowy assassin organization called Alamut Castle. The protagonist, Aryan, a young scion of the fallen Gulen family, embarks on a perilous journey to uncover the truth behind his family's massacre. Amid the chaos, Aryan discovers that the "King of Assassins," ruler of Alamut Castle, orchestrated the destruction of his family. Meanwhile, Aryan becomes entangled in the political and martial strife against Alamut Castle’s formidable forces. In this gripping tale of survival and vengeance, Aryan faces numerous trials that test his courage, determination, and sense of justice. As the mysteries of his family's downfall slowly unravel, Aryan steps closer to his destiny, setting the stage for an epic confrontation with the King of Assassins.

Kendrick Peters was a regular guy who thought his life would continue its regular cycle of begging on the street for money to get by but living on the streets allows you to witness things that people in their homes wont and this is how the story starts.

In the secluded cottage of the dragon tamer Selwyn, an unexpected guest quite literally dropped in from the sky. The visitor, covered in wounds and clearly exhausted, had not a single truthful word to say. He claimed to be the divine heir to the throne and insisted that with just a little help, he could return to the divine realm to reclaim his rightful place. Loki: "I, the heir to Asgard, swear to make you a high-ranking official if you help me reclaim my throne—" Selwyn: "Hold on a second. These kinds of scam texts aren't popular anymore." —— The God of Mischief opened his eyes, only to find himself lying in a bubbling cauldron. His first thought? He was about to be cooked and eaten by some uncivilized savage. But after a moment of silence, the other person calmly explained: "This is a cauldron filled with dragon blood that can heal wounds." Loki: "…" On closer inspection, this person had rare spell-casting materials scattered all over the place! It was time to regroup and make his triumphant return to Asgard!