Batman Diarrhea

You know, out of all the things that could have happened to me, finding out I've been Isekai'd into Murder Drones by waking up in the body of a drone kid who got his memory core critically damaged and lost his parents in the same attack that axed Doll's folks was not on the list of things I expected. Still, it's evidently what happened to me, and now I have to DO something about it. So. I have about 9 years before canon kicks off to prepare for the apocalypse, help Uzi and Doll work through all their issues and trauma, respectively, and figure out how my unhinged ass is going to be able to commit deicide, because as a robot I'm theoretically immortal, so screw anything that wants to cut that short. Queue my plan to cheat like the world is ending (because it will) by abusing the hell out of my meta-knowledge, downloading entire terrabytes of data on weapons, combat skills, and engineering, befriending the main cast so I can socially manipulate them into being better able to stop Armageddon, concocting plans to turn the Solver's Murder Pets, and generally do a Batman level of overpreparation in order to rig the game in my favor as much as physically possible, because goddamn, I REALLY don't want to die.

The ancient evil god that sleeps in the abyss has awakened—an evil that always lurks in the hearts of humans, slowly corroding their minds until madness blooms within misery. In this world where darkness and light coexist, a fully armored dark knight walks through the shadows. Red, tattered tights flutter overhead. On a dusty shelf in the hallway, a spider perches at the center of a chest emblem—its owner tumbling across the city, trying to play the part of a good neighbor. A brilliant, philanthropic billionaire dons a high-tech suit, swearing to protect the world. And towering above all, a figure that seems divine—a symbol of hope not born of this planet, with a crimson cape flowing like sunlight, and an "S" emblazoned on his chest. No one would have expected that behind the screen, just an ordinary young man lost in a video game... was the one pulling the strings.

Adam Smith is torn away from his home at the age of 23 and reborn and Tony Stark. Can he survive the marvel world or will he be crushed by the weight of the villains and even heroes in this insane new world? Will be a combination of several different versions of marvel such as mainline comics, the MCU and others will NOT be a harem though it will have several women after him, similar to spider man or Batman will attempt to post two chapters every day

Reborn into a world where Marvel and DC coexist, he became the illegitimate son of Bruce Wayne, Batman! The film and television technology system was successfully activated! You can arbitrarily extract technology from known movies and TV shows! Use Ultron-level artificial intelligence at the beginning to push Joker to a dead end! Successfully slapped Tony Stark in the face at the Stark Industrial Conference! … This is the birth of a technological genius from Marvel and DC! ------------------------------------------------------------------------- If you like a little bit of the book then save it you may love it later and pls gift this pitiful author with your precious power stones. :) [Author: The cover's not mine.]

This is a superhero-type novel, just like Batman or Spider-Man. MC is a normal guy with his family consisting of three members, he, his grandpa and his grandma who live in a village outside of the city. MC lives in the city he is studying architecture at a renowned university in the city. He found a part-time food delivery job, one day he arrived at the lab with the food delivery accidentally a serum fell in his food box and after going back to the restaurant and emptying the food box, he was pricked by a high-tech test tube carrying the serum. The nanites in the serum quickly transferred the serum to his body. MC was surprised and accidentally threw the test tube in the garbage bin unknowingly. Now MC gets the powers of Mountain Goat. Follow this book to uncover how MC uses his newly gained superpowers to fight emerging new dangers to the city and its citizens.

Shirley teams with Batman and Superman to solve the mystery of a dragon in Gotham City. Shirley's past villains have also returned for revenge on her, but every hero tries to save her before her villains destroy her. The heroes then get captured, and Shirley tries to find and rescue them.

Bruce was reincarnated as Bruce Wayne in a new DC Universe. Can he stop fate in a world that doesn't follow canon. WARNING: CAN'T PROMISE STABLE UPDATES! EXPECT MASS UPDATES ONE DAY OUT OF A MONTH!! I WRITE FOR FUN AND WOULD LIKE TO SHARE A STORY!!!

Ten years ago, John and his parents were transported into a game world. This young man, full of ambition to conquer the world, unfortunately awakened the weakest class—Furniture Maker. But what troubled John most wasn’t his class. Like most transmigrators, he had a system. The only problem was— This system kept granting him strange and absurd skills. [Ding! Congratulations, Host! You’ve acquired a concept-level skill: Absolute Diarrhea Technique. Your basic attacks will cause opponents to suffer explosive diarrhea until complete exhaustion. Any creature without an anus is unworthy of being your enemy!] [Ding! Congratulations, Host! You’ve acquired a concept-level skill: Mummification Wrapping Technique. Bandages crafted by you can heal all things!] [Ding! Congratulations, Host! You’ve acquired a concept-level skill: You may steal and copy the abilities of anyone named John!] [Ding! Congratulations, Host! You’ve acquired a bonus concept-level skill: You may forcibly rename anyone to John!] … Years later, in the Divine Realm, a lone figure stood tall above the heavens. As the sacred hymns echoed, he raised a finger— And all the gods clenched their anuses in fear.

A bad tummy day turns into total chaos for a young man with a strange new gift- and an even stranger problem. But when magic, mayhem, and a run-in with a stunning girl turn his disaster into something unexpected, he discovers that even the most embarrassing moments can lead to real sparks. A lighthearted romantic fantasy full of awkward laughs, accidental heroics, and surprising chemistry.

The story follows Bruce Wayne, the heir to Gotham City’s wealthy Wayne family, who is left traumatized after witnessing the murder of his parents as a child. Haunted by fear and guilt, Bruce travels the world in search of a way to combat injustice. He ultimately trains with the League of Shadows, a secretive and militant organization led by Ra's al Ghul, who teaches him to master fear and become a symbol. Returning to Gotham, Bruce adopts the persona of Batman, using his wealth, technology, and newfound skills to fight crime and restore hope to the city. As he uncovers a conspiracy led by Ra's al Ghul and Dr. Jonathan Crane (Scarecrow) to destroy Gotham, Batman must confront his past, his fears, and what it truly means to be a hero. This story will also be posted on royalroad.com

Born from darkness and solitude, Lumin Riven clawed his way through this cliched, or not so, dark fantasy world, building his own magic empire, only to be betrayed and lose everything he had accomplished. But he didn't perish. Lumin had a plan even death couldn't stop… I guess he would have loved Batman if he got to know him. Now he begins another time, a new life, with a new body… and once again, powerless and alone, the same way he started decades ago… How will he reclaim his former power and forge a new destiny? How will he rise from nothing a second time? This time, he won't just build an empire… he'll make sure no one can take anything away from him again… ____________________________________ Bro, this is not about werewolves and that stuff ༼⁠;⁠´⁠༎ຶ⁠ ⁠۝ ⁠༎ຶ⁠༽

Draeven has never known kindness. Raised in an orphanage where children are nothing more than tools to be shaped or discarded, he has learned to survive by staying quiet, working hard, and never asking questions. But survival is not enough—not when the overseers take children away in the night, never to return. When rumors spread that another selection is coming, Draeven begins to understand the truth: his name is on the list. Haunted by questions of identity and purpose, he faces a choice—remain in the shadows and accept his fate or risk everything to escape into a world that has never wanted him. As he makes his move under the cover of darkness, Draeven knows one thing for certain: No one is coming to save him. If he wants to live, he’ll have to take that future for himself

A time traveler ends up in Batman's world and becomes Batman. He finds out that every time someone dies, he gets stronger. To protect the world, will he become a better hero or a ruthless killer who lets violence fuel his power?

Once he traveled through time, Schiller became Batman's teacher and a professor of psychology at Gotham University. On his first day, Bruce Wayne entered the psychological clinic. Schiller had no choice but to open the American comics chat system and posted the first message: Batman asked me the meaning of life, how should I answer? Waiting online is quite urgent. Schiller Andel Rodriguez is a world-class criminal psychology master and the most famous psychology professor at Gotham University. His students include both superheroes and super criminals, but he does not belong to any of them. Batman likes to call him "

Batman: Cidade do Medo acompanha uma Gotham à beira do caos. Um serial killer com uma mente perversa e inteligência apurada vem espalhando o pânico ao usar uma misteriosa toxina que distorce a realidade e os piores medos das vítimas. Agora, ele está a um passo de liberar essa toxina por toda a cidade, ameaçando cada cidadão. Em sua busca incansável, Batman precisa decifrar pistas enigmáticas e mergulhar nos cantos mais sombrios de Gotham, onde cada rua esconde uma nova ameaça e os rostos familiares podem não ser o que parecem.

The Year is 1885 of the Imperial Calendar. When the Imperial Flagship P.R.S. REAPER comes under attack, Major Derringer "Trick-Shot" Asus calls his bay handler to open his hanger so he can deploy in defense of the ship but is denied deployment. Soon after the ships Commander gives him a new task. Escort the Chalmayan Princess back to their home world of Primia.

A story about two friends who are both stationed aboard the U.S.S DARK who secretly have romantic feelings towards each other and it's evident to everyone aboard who sees their interactions, that they are interested in each other. The only two exceptions are themselves, who doubt the other will reciprocate their feelings.

Warning! Extreme Smut ahead, proceed with caution. Ever heard about the tragedy of Christy 'Kris' the fatty? If you haven't, buckle up for a wild ride. Christy 'Kris' met his end in the most humiliating way imaginable—dying of explosive diarrhea while confronting his cheating girlfriend. Yes, you read that right. He literally died shitting. To make matters worse, his best friend, his new best friend and girlfriend and her little sister also met their demise in his poopocalypse, drowning in the mess. But that wasn't the end for Kris. By some twist of fate, he was sent back five days before the disaster struck. Armed with the knowledge of his embarrassing death, he now has a chance to change his fate and get sweet, sweet revenge on those who wronged him. Can Kris transform from fatso to ultimate chad and cuck his backstabbing best friend? Can he plough through his ex-girlfriend's friends and family, leaving a trail of broken hearts? Can he make his stepfamily pay for making him a loser? And can he turn the tables on his bullies and give them a taste of their own medicine?

Serena Bowlington never thought death would be the start of her greatest adventure. One weary evening, she’s struck down by a box truck that barrels through a red light—only to awaken on the threshold of a dying world. Gifted a second life by a cryptic Goddess and reborn as the Vengeful One, Serena becomes a Dark Messiah among ravaged kingdoms desperate for salvation.

SABER-1 is more than a soldier— he is a reflection of the choices made in the face of annihilation and the sacrifices required to carry the weight of hope. A lone figure forged in the crucible of relentless warfare, his existence straddles the line between man and machine, embodying both the potential and the peril of humanity's technological evolution. His hulking frame, adorned armor marred by countless battles, evokes awe and fear in equal measure. Yet, beneath the reinforced plating and glowing visor lies the ghost of a man, burdened by the weight of his mission and the impossible expectations placed upon him. SABER-1’s story is one of paradox. He is humanity’s greatest savior and its most chilling reminder of what desperation can create. But with each victory, a haunting question lingers: where does the man end, and the machine begin? As the lines blur, SABER-1 becomes an enigma—a figure of unparalleled strength and relentless determination, whose actions echo far beyond the battlefield, forcing humanity to reckon with what it means to survive and what it means to be human.

Warning! Extreme Smut ahead, proceed with caution. Ever heard about the tragedy of Christy 'Kris' the fatty? If you haven't, buckle up for a wild ride. Christy 'Kris' met his end in the most humiliating way imaginable—dying of explosive diarrhea while confronting his cheating girlfriend. Yes, you read that right. He literally died shitting. To make matters worse, his best friend, his new best friend and girlfriend and her little sister also met their demise in his poopocalypse, drowning in the mess. But that wasn't the end for Kris. By some twist of fate, he was sent back five days before the disaster struck. Armed with the knowledge of his embarrassing death, he now has a chance to change his fate and get sweet, sweet revenge on those who wronged him. Can Kris transform from fatso to ultimate chad and cuck his backstabbing best friend? Can he plough through his ex-girlfriend's friends and family, leaving a trail of broken hearts? Can he make his stepfamily pay for making him a loser? And can he turn the tables on his bullies and give them a taste of their own medicine?

After years of isolation, Bruce Wayne and Selina Kyle return to a Gotham teetering on the brink of collapse. Haunted by their shared past and driven by their unwavering resolve, the legendary Dark Knight and his formidable partner, Catwoman, set out to reshape the city they once fought to protect. But this is not the same Gotham they left behind. Crime has evolved, the rich exploit the poor with impunity, and the city’s heart beats to the rhythm of corruption. With superhuman strength and unmatched skills forged through years of training, Bruce emerges as a new kind of Batman—one who will rebuild Gotham from its foundation. At his side, Selina uses her cunning and connections to rally the downtrodden and infiltrate the shadows where true power hides. Together, they form an unbreakable alliance, determined to bring hope to the hopeless and justice to the corrupt. Yet, as they confront Gotham’s darkest corners, they must face their own demons and the sacrifices that come with their mission. Will their return signal the dawn of a brighter Gotham, or will the shadows claim them once more?

Mare: The mare does not refer to a female horse but to the mara demon who sits on a person’s chest and terrorizes them in their sleep. According to old Norse folklore, a Mara was an evil nocturnal demon of terror. The Night-hag or “riding witch” are other names for the Nightmare. Our story is about 4 Special Operations soldiers under the disbanded force MARE who decide to abandon their homeland of Chrome and defect to the neighboring country of Gasia with their former Captain and 5 other teams to protect the young princess from the hostile forces working in the shadows against her. However, even those who lurk in the shadows need sleep. And when they do, the true terrors of the night the Mares emerge.

"In your lifetimes has anyone ever worshipped you? Ever prayed to you? I know you're not the being you once were, and now is your chance to prove it..." "You may meet the being I once was." "... And what kind of being is that, Reaper?" In the vast expanse of space, where stars flicker like distant promises and civilizations rise and fall like cosmic waves, there exists a man haunted by his own choices. Once a protector, a guardian of those he held dear, he found himself forced into the shadows by the merciless demands of fate. In a universe teeming with threats, he made a pact with the darkness, trading his warmth for a cloak of ice, his compassion for a blade of steel. Now known only as the Reaper, his name evokes fear even among those he once safeguarded. He moves like a wraith through the void, a silent sentinel of death, his heart encased in frost as he carries out his duty. He is both hero and villain, protector and predator.

Since when did a swallow sneak into the Bat Cave in Gotham? Bound to a system with only support and healing skills, how can one survive in the perilous world of superheroes? Baia: Of course, you become the world's best healer! Then the style of the superheroes began to change—a certain well-known zero-dodge hero actually started investing in magic resistance? Baia: Go, Clark! Clark: Charge! Whenever Gotham looms in darkness, there are always petals falling around. The old Batman, who is forced to wear a girlish filter: Is it okay not to use the pink shield even if I get hurt? Iron Can: Ha, what's the use of this Bat-kid who can't shoulder or carry anything? My Peter doesn't even know how much taller he is than her! After being picked up by Baia. Iron Can: Delicious! What about baldness? System: That can't be treated. A certain Metropolis bald person: Really can't be treated? Baia: Really can't be treated.

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when death comes life follows soon although not in the same world but i dont have any system to work with and im at the end of the year before i start what my journey well it could be worse... WHAT DO YOU MEAN WITH I HAVE AN EXAM I DONT NOW HOW POKEMON CARE WORKS THE GAMES DIDNT PREPARE ME FOR THAT

It’s been years since Bruce Wayne has died and a lot has changed since then. The new Batman Bruce Gray is in town.

Wei Ren can't cultivate but he made a pill that can give diarrhea to immortals. His father is the strongest in their kingdom yet his son Wei Ren can't even regulate a single strand of qi. He has a habit of causing trouble. Even gods and Immortals are scared of this mortal. Unfortunately he found a pathetic way to cultivate and with this, he can cause even more trouble. Maybe he will bring down the heavens just for fun or urinate in the fountain of immortality because he was bored. image in the cover does it belong to me. All credit goes to the original creator