Hippie Chixx

The Most Spiritual Hippy Cultivator in the World. This is both a parody and a meme.

``` Debt, economic decline, immigration; hippies, anti-government, freedom. At the end of the 1980s, a wave of change encompassed a country boy from the Rust Belt. As the gate for upward mobility was on the verge of closing, he struggled to move forward. College, Silicon Valley, entrepreneurship; HP, Apple, Microsoft. To become part of the 1%, or even 0.1%, he sacrificed a lot, but also gained a lot. ```

Hace algunos años Justina Azcurra, magnate de la gastronomía decidió dejar atrás toda su riqueza y entorno que la rodeaba para poder lograr ser una mujer completamente libre, bohemia y hippie. Lo que nunca predijo fue, que en algún momento de su vida anhelaría con toda su alma ser mamá. ¿Podrá cumplir ese deseo? aún sabiendo que la vida que lleva no es adecuada para la llegada de un bebé.

debt, economic decline, immigration; hippies and Anti-Government protests . In the tide of the era in the late 1980s, a country boy from the rust belt. When the door of the lower class to the upper class is closed, it struggles to move forward. University, Silicon Valley, entrepreneurship, HP, Apple, Microsoft. To become that 1%, or even 0.1%, he gave up a lot and got a lot.

My name is Ink Ivory. I think my mom was a hippy when she named me. Or was it my dad? Who knows? Anyway, you would not believe my morning... Ink Ivory was not expecting what the day had in store for her after she meets a boy in high school who let's her borrow a pencil. (Chorus excerpt from Sleepsong by Secret Garden)

Zodain Clark, a twenty three year old man has a dead end job as a desk receptionist for a company that makes paper plates, plastic utensils, and styrofoam cups. The only motivation for him to not get a new job is his coworker who has a crush on, Shiroi Karasu Tanaka and his hippie, tree hugging, weed smoking, and animal loving best friend/roommate Richard Sanchez. A day at church turns to disaster when the Priest bites one of the church members neck and rips her head off! It's the zombie apocalypse, fight for your life!

Jett Huntsman has his business straight, which is to scare shmucks into paying back what’s due. And yeah, he’s making shit tons of money while at it. Mostly because he’s good at it. Not that he brags. What he’s not good at, though, is how to deal with seeing a crying baby left in front of his house with the self-explanatory message: “Assume responsibility, asshole!” Jett has no time to think things through. He has shmucks to shake for money. So his kid, if that’s his kid, will have to come with him. The guy he’s supposed to scare enough to pay his debts is a total dweeb with a weird hippy name. This April Summer dude should know better than to piss off the wrong people. While he babbles about not having the money, he says the magic word - babies! Does this dweeb really know the first thing about kids? Jett doesn’t have time to think. April the Fool will take care of that crying baby if he knows what’s good for him. Especially since April seems weirdly familiar. (Disclaimer: No babies were made to cry during the writing of this story. Also, this is not intended as a parenting guide. Seriously.) Author's note: You can find more of my writing and additional content to completed novels here: https://laurasfox-originals.tumblr.com/ https://www.patreon.com/laurasfox

A modern twist on the classic MacBeth, this three act play covers the series of unfortunate events that follow MacBob after he talked to three shady hippies about zodiacs and tarot cards at the Moor bar. Act I MacBob, assistant manager of Haggis Inc., is at the Moor bar and he is loaded. He ends up at the back table where three hippies are reading each other’s palms. They ask him his sign (Pisces) and tell him that he will be Executive, and later CEO of, Haggis Inc. He just has to avoid the “man of no haggis born” or some nonsense like that and he has to make sure he avoids snow trees(?) and he’ll be solid. MacBob thinks they’re weird but he’s stoked to hear about his future promotions. He calls his wife and tells her all about it, still drunk. His wife is hella mad that he’s calling her while drunk but she listens anyway because she’s tolerant. She yells at him to get home immediately and sleep it off. He does. A few days later, news arrives that the existing Executive was just fired for having an affair with her secretary and MacBob has to take over the job till they find someone else. His wife realizes that his drunken blubbering was legit and gets a twisted idea. Convince the CEO of the company to just give MacBob the exec job and get someone else to replace the Assistant Manager job, then get rid of the CEO. The plan works and MacBob is the Executive of Haggis Inc. He goes to the Moor bar to celebrate with his buddy. He gets really drunk and sees those hippies again. He wobbles over to tell them the good news and they’re just like, “wild, man. Wild. Look out for the man born of no haggis, amigo. Look out for paper cuts too.” He’s still euphoric about the promotion and hollers “I’m gonna be be King of Haggis!” His buddy tells him to cool it. He goes home and sleeps it off. Act II In the first week, MacBob has been doing stellar at his new job. He just got a contract that will raise Haggis Inc. chains all over Scotland. He gets a raise and the CEO suggests that a party is in order. MacBob accepts and phones wifey the good news. She’s been plotting how to get rid of the CEO and thinks the party is the perfect opportunity to do so and suggests it be held at their house. MacBob is still hung up on the King of Haggis idea that he gets paranoid. After he finds out a colleague is vegetarian, he thinks that’s the guy not born of haggis and fires him on the spot without telling anyone. He gets a major guilt trip afterwards. At the party, everyone’s drinking and having a great time. MacBob hallucinates he’s seeing the guy he fired and is yelling at air. He writes the guests out. Wife interrupts, says he’s just drunk again and everyone goes to bed. The wife wants MacBob to lace the CEO’s nightcap with a vinegar concoction to make him so sick he goes to the hospital. MacBob is chicken so she does it. The CEO dies from tripping over his hospital gown and landing on his head. MacBob gets the CEO job. Act III MacBob is CEO and is NOT prepared for for all the responsibilities. The Haggis Chain contract falls through along with all the partnerships. MacBob is stricken. His wife goes bonkers from the thought of losing what she cheated so hard for and gets committed. MacBob goes to the hippies for help and they turn him away. They don’t palm read anymore. They’re into poetry now. MacBob goes back to his fancy office and is considering ending it all. Lawyers walk in with bankruptcy papers to be signed. He gets a paper cut while signing and gets the shock of his life when he sees who just gave him the papers. It’s the vegetarian he fired. It turns out he had the degrees to became a bankruptcy lawyer after getting fired. Our tale ends as MacBob goes to the Burger King drive-through and when asked what he’d like to order, he says “Haggis.” He gets a paper BK crown with his haggis-shaped burger.

A 23-year-old demigod named Rhen embarks on a journey to Neotopia to find the person who killed his family. Upon arrival, he discovers that the continent is populated by unconventional groups people such as Orcish hippies, Elven vegans, and Dwarven Otaku's. Additionally, the leader of a boyband group called "The Rounds" is also the Hero of Camelot. Join him on another quest of grandeur to battle the greatest threat known to Eternia, College drama. Will he find love and happiness? Or despair and tragedy? Find out as he fights to keep his relationships with other girls afloat and his missions on track, in the Modern-Fantasy world of Eternia. ------------------------------------------- Author's Note: Eternia is written as a LitEroge, If you like visual novels or the persona series this is the novel for you. This is a smut series, but it is less focused on the ero scenes and is used to drive the story and character development. NOTE: IN PREPARATION FOR THE CONTRACT I APOLOGIZE THAT I HAVE TO HOLD OFF UPDATING FOR A WHILE. IM BUILDING UP CHAPTERS FOR LATER RELEASE. QUALITY TAKES TIME AND I WANT THIS SERIES TO BE GOOD. ------------------------------------------- https://www.royalroad.com/profile/258877/fictions https://www.scribblehub.com/series/789307/eternia-a-modern-fantasy-academy-r/ I will also be posting this on Royal Road and Scribblehub.

With the inheritance and insurance that Faerie got from the tragic death of her older sister and her sister's husband, she was set for life, as well as her twin niece and nephew, her sister and brother-in-law's now orphaned children. Everything should be fine, right, since being the sole foster parent for her niece and nephew with a lot of money, there shouldn't be any problems, right? Especially when there was no one to contest those inheritance that will be for the children's future when they grew up. Wrong! Faerie loved her niece and nephew so much that's why she could love and accept them however they turned out. And she already planned how things would go, that was why she already quit being a preschool teacher so she could focus more on taking care of her niece and nephew. But who would have thought that as their second birthday approaches, the children are starting to show such strange behavior. Especially when the moon was full, they'd make growly sounds and their little baby hands would curl like they would claw and swipe at someone while their nails would somewhat grew a bit and sharpen, and that was the reason why during those times she would put some super padded mittens on them so they won't hurt themselves accidentally. And Faerie knew she couldn't just consult some random pediatrician about this phenomenon, she had a weird thought that they might want to study or experiment the children which she won't allow! Growing up into a 'hippie' family, Faerie wasn't close minded about things that others deemed impossible, but she also don't know what she would do if the kids started to act more different during those times. And it was not like she could consult her wandering parents who knows where now. That was why from Los Angeles, Faerie and the children travelled to Montana - her deceased brother-in-law's home town. And there, she would meet the arrogant billionaire Damon Hunter who doesn't seem to know or want to understand 'personal space' whenever he was around her. He always like to stick by her side, and to also sniff her hair and neck as if she smelled and he was also touchy-feely that also gave her goosebumps in a toe-curling way. And yeah, no one warned her what happens during full moon when someone's fated mate is just around them.