Karl Pilkington Pulp

Everyone has friends in their lives, right? They can be anyone—good friends, bad friends, or even... friends with benefits. Ahem! Anyway, the point is, everyone has friends. And so did I. I was friends with author of web novel. Yeah, was. A small argument over how the main character should act in novel of [World’s Greatest Hero] led to a fight with my friend, the author. Still frustrated, I stormed out of his house... and that’s when Truck-kun hit me. But that wasn’t the worst part. The worst part? I woke up in a different body—the body of a side character in my friend’s novel. A character who is supposed to die in the prologue. [Your body is dying!] [You don’t have much time left.] [The creator of this world is mocking you.] F#ck you, Author. F#ck this novel. I will survive, and when I do—I'll beat you to a pulp! --- Additional tags: # Academy # Alternate World # Fantasy World # Male Protagonist # Misunderstandings # Multiple Love Interests # Obsessive Love # Possession # Romantic Subplot # Special Abilities # Transported to Another World # Yandere

Karl was just a regular degenerate enjoying some alone time when—BAM!—he died mid-nut. Next thing he knew, he was standing before a smug goddess who bestowed upon him the Power of Stealing. Heroic? Not really. Broken? Absolutely. Now, in a world where strength is everything, Karl discovers his ability and lets him steal powers, skills, and even lovers. With each stolen ability, he grows more potent, turning the tables on arrogant heroes, cocky nobles, and unsuspecting chumps. Why train when you can steal? Why fight fair when you can cheat? Join Karl as he NTRs (or not) his way to the top, taking what he wants and leaving chaos in his wake. Died mid-nut Power of Stealing Women are his buffs This isn’t a hero’s journey—it’s a shameless, overpowered, completely degenerate adventure. 5 Chapters/day

Karl wurde in eine arme Bergarbeiterfamilie hineingeboren und hatte nur eine einzige Chance, im Leben weiterzukommen: die jährliche Rekrutierung der Elite. Am letzten Tag der Mittelschule wurde jedem Schüler der Golden Dragon Nation eine experimentelle Injektion verabreicht, um seine Affinität zur Magie zu wecken. Die wenigen, die es schafften, wurden zur Elite, den Anführern und Idolen der Nation, die mit unglaublichen magischen Kräften gesegnet waren und von allen respektiert wurden. Diejenigen, die es nicht schafften, kehrten in ihr normales Leben mit harter Arbeit und niedrigem Lohn zurück und taten einfach ihr Bestes. Aber wie lange würden diese friedlichen Tage der magischen Idole andauern, wenn die Nation von Feinden, sowohl Menschen als auch Monstern, umgeben wäre? Verfolge die Geschichte von Karl, der eine einzigartige Kraft erweckt und danach strebt, der erste legendäre Bestienmeister der Welt zu werden.

Nacido en una familia minera extremadamente pobre, Karl solo tenía una oportunidad para avanzar en la vida: el día anual de reclutamiento élite. En su último día de escuela secundaria, a cada estudiante de la Nación del Dragón Dorado se le administraba una inyección experimental para despertar su afinidad con la magia. Aquellos pocos que tenían éxito se convertirían en la Élite, los líderes e ídolos de la nación, bendecidos con increíbles poderes mágicos y respetados por todos. Aquellos que no lo lograban volverían a sus vidas normales de trabajo duro y bajos salarios, simplemente haciendo lo mejor que podían. Pero con la nación rodeada de enemigos, tanto humanos como monstruos, ¿cuánto durarían estos días pacíficos de ídolos mágicos? Sigue la historia de Karl mientras despierta un poder único y lucha por convertirse en el primer Maestro de Bestias Legendario del mundo.

``` Nascido em uma família mineradora paupérrima, Karl só tinha uma chance de progredir na vida, o dia anual de recrutamento da Elite. No último dia do ensino fundamental, cada estudante da Nação Dragão Dourado recebia uma injeção experimental para despertar sua afinidade com a magia. Aqueles poucos que tinham sucesso se tornariam a Elite, os líderes e ídolos da nação, abençoados com poderes mágicos incríveis e respeitados por todos. Aqueles que não conseguissem voltariam para suas vidas normais de trabalho árduo e salários baixos, apenas fazendo o melhor que podiam. Mas com a nação cercada por inimigos, tanto humanos quanto monstros, por quanto tempo esses dias pacíficos de ídolos mágicos durariam? Acompanhe a história de Karl enquanto ele desperta um poder único e esforça-se para se tornar o primeiro Mestre das Feras Lendário do mundo. ```

Ghost stories descend, binding national fate. People enhance themselves and their nation's luck by constantly participating in Analog Horror. Mental patient Jiang Xiao is initially selected to enter a nine-star level mental hospital Analog Horror! However, he bizarrely finds out that he seems to be the most seriously ill one... Jiang Xiao: "I sign a pact with the ghost stories, the weirdness is my grandson!" Participating in the seven-star level Analog Horror "Where Did Daddy Die". A peachy-cheeked son with big eyes blinking asks: "Do you want to be my daddy?" The chosen one: "Yes!" Son: "Then I have a tiny request, which is to beat you to death!" One chosen daddy after another is smashed into pulp by the son right from the start. Facing the rebellious son charging forward, Jiang Xiao smiles coldly: "Dad, I'm actually your son!"

Tang Hao était un homme honnête qui gagnait honnêtement sa vie, mais malgré toute son honnêteté et sa gentillesse, la vie tournait souvent le dos. Même lorsqu'il a défendu un homme dans la rue, il a fini par être battu jusqu'à la pulpe et l'homme qu'il a défendu ? Il a disparu. Cela laissa Tang Hao sans rien à prouver et avec une lourde facture médicale qui épuisait ses économies. Cependant, alors qu'il était inconscient à l'hôpital, il pouvait sentir une chaleur provenant du pendentif de jade qu'il portait alors qu'il commençait à le nourrir d'une mine d'informations inestimables. Maintenant sorti de l'hôpital, et toujours armé de la même naïveté et honnêteté, que fera notre paysan villageois de ce nouveau pouvoir ? Conquerra-t-il les cœurs de cent femmes ? Vaincra-t-il les plus puissants seigneurs du crime ? Seul le temps le dira, mais pour l'instant, le destin a de nombreux plans fantaisistes pour Tang Hao.

Karl Wagner is a disgruntled middle-aged instructor at the Bundeswehr Command and Staff College. He finds himself concerned about the direction which the German nation is headed in—just as he is killed by a terrorist attack. Only to awaken and find himself reborn as an infant, Bruno von Zehntner, the youngest son of a noble family renowned for its part in the German war industry a few years after the founding of the German Empire. Bruno, as he is now known, desires to rewrite history and ensure the German Empire emerges victorious in the coming century. And in doing so, finds himself entrenched in a world filled with Blood and Iron!

{WSA 2025- Entry} Are you ready to forget everything?" When a masked man appears in Kairo’s dreams and whispers those chilling words, his world begins to unravel. Memories vanish. Reality twists. And the shadows? They are alive. What started as a simple nightmare soon spirals into an obsession—a desperate search for answers in a labyrinth of forgotten truths and creeping horrors. Who is the man behind the mask? What does he want? And what has Kairo already forgotten? In a world where memory is fragile and time is a lie, Kairo must face creatures lurking in the remnants of the past. Because sometimes... forgetting is the only way to survive.

As a time traveler, Karl D. Sephiroth acquired the Vampire Devil Fruit at the wrong time and place... All he wanted was to live a comfortable yet thrilling life in the chaotic world of One Piece. Morality? Justice versus evil? "The strong rule, the weak perish!" Right and wrong are determined by the victors... And as a mastermind, he has no qualms about becoming the one who dictates history! Boa Hancock, the Pirate Empress: "Sephiroth, I would do anything you desire." PS:Solely for personal interest, no commercial use intended.

Born into a dirt poor mining family, Karl only had one chance to get ahead in life, the annual elite recruitment day. On their final day of middle school, every student in the Golden Dragon Nation was given an experimental injection to awaken their affinity with magic. Those few who succeeded would become the Elite, the leaders and idols of the nation, blessed with incredible magical powers and respected by all. Those who did not would return to their normal lives of hard work and low wages, just doing the best they could. But with the nation surrounded by enemies, both humans and monsters, how long would these peaceful days of magical idols last? Follow the story of Karl as he awakens a unique power and strives to become the world's first Legendary Beast Master. Want to join the community for updates and upcoming news? Check out the discord. https://discord.gg/aokiaku

Karl transmigrated into a new world, and once he reached the age of 18, the day of the profession awakening ceremony came. In this world, your strength and profession determined everything about your life, with no second chances. And with nobody to support him, it was make or break for Karl. Yet, once his turn arrived, and he closed his eyes... He woke up in a strange and unfamiliar place. [Welcome to the Spirit Cemetery] A skeletal figure appeared before his eyes: it was death, revealing itself to him. "What the..." But before he could even understand the situation he was in, he heard a notification. Ding! [You have awakened the EX-Rank profession "Spirit Summoner"] [This is your Spirit Cemetery, find a way to fill it.]

***** "And the kiss last night?" he asked, stepping closer until she could feel the warmth of him so near. Katrina clutched the roses, heart pounding, feeling the butterflies rising in her. His eyes held her, intense and filled with an emotion she couldn't name. "I don't regret it," he murmured. "I meant every bit of it, and I'd love to—" Katrina didn't let him finish. She pulled him close and pressed her lips to his, unable to resist any longer.  He responded immediately, his arms wrapping around her waist, pulling her close.  His kiss was slow and deep, full of a passion that set her on fire. ****** King Karl of Xylonia, known as the masked king, is feared by all. Cursed at birth to die at 25, he hides half his face behind a mask, leaving everyone wondering what lies beneath. Ruthless and cold-hearted, he never expected to fall in love—until Katrina enters his life. Katrina, a slave-princess, is treated like a servant in her own home because she was born outside of marriage. When her father can't repay his debt to King Karl, he offers his eldest daughter in placed of his youngest daughter, claiming she has a magical touch that heals with a simple massage. Intrigued, the king agrees. But Katrina was never the chosen one, and the healing power is a lie. As the king starts to fall for her, Katrina is trapped in a web of deceit. How long can she keep her secret before the vengeful king uncovers the truth? And when he does, will their love survive—or will the mask of the king hide a fury that could destroy them both? Contain 18+ scenes detailed explicit content. Hot Romance, Dark secrets. #Not your regular Dark-Romance novel#

Everyone has friends in their lives, right? They can be anyone—good friends, bad friends, or even... friends with benefits. Ahem! Anyway, the point is, everyone has friends. And so did I. I was friends with author of web novel. Yeah, was. A small argument over how the main character should act in novel of [World’s Greatest Hero] led to a fight with my friend, the author. Still frustrated, I stormed out of his house... and that’s when Truck-kun hit me. But that wasn’t the worst part. The worst part? I woke up in a different body—the body of a side character in my friend’s novel. A character who is supposed to die in the prologue. [Your body is dying!] [You don’t have much time left.] [The creator of this world is mocking you.] F#ck you, Author. F#ck this novel. I will survive, and when I do—I'll beat you to a pulp! --- Additional tags: # Academy # Alternate World # Fantasy World # Male Protagonist # Misunderstandings # Multiple Love Interests # Obsessive Love # Possession # Romantic Subplot # Special Abilities # Transported to Another World # Yandere

After being in the military for 2 years since he was 18 years old, Karl Rein, now 20 years old, returned to his home where his family, consisting of his mother and sisters, lives. But while they were celebrating Karl's return, a holographic screen suddenly appeared in front of them. Not just the Rein family, but this phenomenon happened to all the people in the world. The only words on the screen were: [Apocalypse is starting!] *** Disclaimer: There is incest in this story. Leave immediately if you hate that. This is a fictional story. That's why all you will see in here doesn't reflect the real world. Also just trying this out. If you have any suggestions, i would like to hear them so I can improve my writing.

"Now you see?" she shouted in a mix of annoyance and disappointment. "You can't outsmart Scrients! They're the most intelligent beings across the two realms." "You're right," I muttered, averting my gaze with a heavy sigh. "I made a mistake. I was too arrogant to think that a mere human like me could fool them." —BOOM!! "Heik! Wh-What was that?" "Hmm? I'm not sure. Maybe you should go and ask the most intelligent beings across the two realms. Oh wait, you can't. I killed them all.” ______ My name is Samael Kaizer Theosbane. On the last day of high school, I got into a fight with a kid I used to bully. It was a stupid, pointless scuffle, and in the middle of it, I tripped and hit my head on a rock. That’s when the memories came flooding in - the memories of another life, of a different world. Suddenly, everything made a twisted kind of sense. I realized two things. First, I was in a game I used to play in my past life. Second, I was a villain. A villain! Not the cool and mysterious kind, either. No, my destiny was to be manipulated and die a dog's death! I was the worst type of cliché: an ungrateful, privileged, insufferable young master. The sort you'd find in those poorly written fantasy stories. The kind everyone hates — a snobby brat from a powerful noble family who thinks he owns the world just because he was born with a silver spoon lodged in his mouth. You know the type. The one the hero beats to a pulp to prove his worth. Yeah, I was that guy. And the hero? The hero was the kid I’d been bullying all this time. The same one I got into a fight with. He was the supposed savior of this damned world. A world teetering on the edge of destruction, beset by wars, calamities, and a grim future that only I knew. And at the end of it all, the final antagonist of the game, the undefeatable boss… the Spirit King, was waiting. But could I even make it to the end? Could I conquer a game where defeat was the only certainty? A game that was now my reality! “Ah, fuck it.” I had no idea if I could, but I sure as hell was going to try. Extorting extras, manipulating main characters, twisting the story to my advantage, stealing the hero’s cheat items, killing villains before they could become threats - nothing was beneath me. Would the main characters be affected? Who cares! Would the story change? Even better! All I cared about was me—my survival, my life, my choices. “I will live this life with no regrets.” …But as I soon discovered, fate was not easily changed. And the price of altering one's destiny was steep. ========== Discord Server: https://discord.gg/VjFQtDUaTR

In a dark alley, obscured from the prying eyes of people, the muffled grunts of a shadowy figure beaten to a pulp were barely visible. Four hooded figures were standing around the bloody figure on the ground as he looked up in hate. Kraign struggled to his feet, his face mangled beyond recognition. "All of you idiots shall pay. THE WORLD WILL BURN!! "Boss, I think he's gone mad, we should leave", one of the hooded figures said on a low voice. "Was thinking the same thing", the shortest hooded figure replied, retreating with his crew, leaving the boy in the ground, barely breathing. As death drew near, things all went wrong.

At the age of sixteen, each member of every shard—scattered across each specie—gets a core awakening that determines where they would belong. Karl doesn’t get an awakening, but he stays on the shifter shards, pretending to be a shifter for years until he turns twenty. At twenty, he gets a core awakening, but… there is an abnormality: he shows signs of more than six species, breaking the balance of the world he is in. People like him are rare and dangerous, and soon, he is discovered, turning him into a fugitive in all worlds. None of the shards can claim him, seeing that he had the ability of everyone. These unstable abilities leave him drained, and now he must fight magic and tech to survive while navigating each world, meeting people, sating his desires… and killing.

¿Cuál es el punto de esta existencia? Sin gusto, sin olfato, obligado a no disfrutar nunca las delicias ofrecidas por este mundo. ¿Siquiera eres humano? Lo dudo. — Aun lo tengo— susurró alzando la vista. ¿Qué? — Mi corazón.

[ DING ] [ Common Sense Hijack System Activated ] ---- That notification was the start of a whole new life for Karl. He who just used to be working at a convenience store and always getting annoying complaints from customers and some shady words from his manager. Become a totally free man who can flip common sense upside down! ****** Cover by AI ------ Support Me By Gifts or Power Stones -----

An unkown fugitive fleeing around the country in search of something or someone. A group of men on his trails, chasing him and catching up by the second. And Karl, living inside his lone hut, keeping to himself and studying peacefully... until he gets murdered. But death is only the beginning. After waking up, he has more questions than ever before and something new slumbering within him...

Dragon Age: Rise of Varmax’s Heir – Synopsis In a world where dragons once ruled with wisdom and might, an age-old conflict threatens to resurface. Michael, a seemingly ordinary young man, discovers that he is the destined heir of Varmax, the Thunder Dragon King—one of the last surviving dragons from the ancient war. When an old enemy, General Karl, the Dragon Slayer Sage, re-emerges with newfound dark power, Michael is thrust into a battle that will determine the fate of both humans and dragons alike. As Michael’s powers awaken, he learns that his bond with Varmax is more than just inheritance—it is the key to unlocking the legendary Thunder War God Annihilation, a force strong enough to destroy entire worlds. Alongside his allies—including the fierce warrior Ria, the enigmatic Kael, and a rising generation of dragon hosts—Michael must navigate through treacherous tournaments, mystical battles, and the hidden truths of dragonkind. But as the war escalates, an even darker truth is revealed: Karl is merely a pawn of something far greater and more terrifying—the Fallen One, a primordial entity that once waged war against the dragons before being sealed away. With the past returning to haunt the present, Michael must not only defeat Karl but prepare for a battle against a force that could erase existence itself. As betrayals unfold, alliances are tested, and romance weaves through the chaos, Michael must embrace his destiny and ascend beyond mere mortality. He is not just a dragon host—he is the heir to the greatest dragon of all time. The fate of the world lies in the hands of a boy who was never meant to survive. Will he rise… or will everything fall into oblivion?

In a world where elves are hunted and enslaved, a young hybrid named Karl Sawyer dare not reveal his true heritage. Born to a human father and an elven mother, he has always felt like an outcast, in a community where his kind is seen him as an enemy. Apart from this—in his new and adoptive family, he was the only one who had access to magic. As he grew older, his curiosity and ambition drove him to pursue the impossible: becoming the Archmage, the most powerful mage of all time. But his journey is fraught with danger, and he soon discovers that his desire for magical supremacy comes with a steep price.

[You have died 100 times!] [100x Multiplier to all Stats!] The gods fell, their potent blood rained through the universe like a flood corrupting the entire cosmos, including earth! Their divine blood infected the various earthly creatures, turning them into horrible mutations, impacting the very fabric of reality and space, generating dimensional realms on and beyond earth. For this reason, God energy manifested. Barren planets gained life, wild beasts gained god cells, becoming mutations and a few humans awakened several talent. After a few centuries, humans were able to absorb God energy by killing Fiendgods and implanting God cells within their bodies, altering their very genetic makeup and transforming themselves into true abominations. … In the future, Karl Morningstar, was at home when he received a message from his younger female colleague. “I am home alone, want to come over?” Without hesitation, Karl rushed out of his home with his scooter trying to score some good time when he was hit by a truck. He died with an astonishing amount of remorse that he reincarnated to the past, only to find himself groping the Head-Instructor in public who had came to wake his predecessor up from his sleep. For the second time, he died. [Ding! Death-Multiplier System upgraded to lvl 100 unlocked; 10,000 times Multiplier upon death!] [All stats Increased by 10,000 times!] [Death Clone ability Unlocked] [Death Clone (Lv:100): When body part is severed, your severed parts can now regenerate into infinite controllable clones] [Upgrade system to unlock more multiplier and abilities!] [Please die again for more benefits!] … In a world where a single mistake can lead to your death, follow Karl as he tries his possible best to make mistakes in this dangerous world!  

Note: Two chapters are uploaded daily Karl your average bully, he likes to beat up new students, steal their money and make life harder for every nerd. Besides that he has worked very hard on himself. Handsome, great muscles and became master of changing his personality for different people. Truly a bully. One day something happens and Karl gets into an arguement with a boy named Jake. The arguement quickly turns into a fist fight. Somehow Karl dies at the hands of Jake and the next thing he knows. That he has been reincarnated into a fantasy world. As a closet nerd himself. Karl was very happy that he experienced this miracle. Unfortunately, things are not that easy as Karl expected. This new world was darker than Karl's imagination. He experiences one hardships after another. His tendencies as a bully are hindering his path. But he also manages to make his first ever actual friend. Will he support them? Or bully them? The story isn't so simple, this new friend's of Karl are something else. There is politics, betrayal and misunderstandings. Many unexpected twists with dark motives. Will this new world force him to change? Or he will become something more than a school bully? (This story has many gore scenes and violence. Intended for mature audiences.)

Karl, a young man stuck in a rough patch after losing his job and burning through almost all his savings, wandered through the cold, dark streets of Eldoria. On the damp, silent sidewalks, he stumbled upon something bizarre: an old gacha machine mysteriously appearing at every corner he turned, almost as if it was following him. Driven by a mix of curiosity and the overwhelming weirdness of the situation, Karl finally gave in and used his last bit of money on the machine. From the gacha ball, he pulled out a card with a barcode. Back in his cramped apartment, curiosity finally won over caution, and Karl scanned the barcode. To his shock, an app called "Common Sense Manipulation App" installed itself on his phone, claiming it could alter people's "common sense." ------ Support Me By Gifts or Power Stones -----

Cesare Traon Karl Erzet, the Imperial Commander-in-Chief. After three years of service in the war, he returned to propose to Eileen. Eileen struggled to believe that Cesare’s marriage proposal was sincere. After all, from the moment they met when she was ten, The affectionate man had always treated her like a child. “I don’t—I don’t want to marry Your Highness.” For so long, her love for him was unrequited. She did not wish for their marriage to be a transaction. Was it because of the long war? The man, who was normally cool and rational, had changed. His impulsive actions, his unbridled desire for her—they were all too unfamiliar. “This should only be done with someone you love!” “You can also do it with the person you plan to marry.” Eileen was intrigued by this change. And yet, the closer she became with Cesare… She discovered things that defied reason or logic. Eileen learned about her husband’s many evil deeds not long after. “I couldn’t even have your body, Eileen.” Everything he did was for her. He became the villain, only for his Eileen.

When I opened my eyes, I was inside a novel. [The Birth of a Hero]. [The Birth of a Hero] was a novel focused on the adventures of the main character, Choi Han, a high school boy who was transported to a different dimension from Earth, along with the birth of the numerous heroes of the continent. I became a part of that novel as the trash of the Count’s family, the family that oversaw the territory where the first village that Choi Han visits is located. The problem is that Choi Han becomes twisted after that village, and everyone in it, are destroyed by assassins. The bigger problem is the fact that this stupid trash who I’ve become doesn’t know about what happened in the village and messes with Choi Han, only to get beaten to a pulp. “…This is going to be a problem.” I feel like something serious has happened to me. But it was worth trying to make this my new life. DISCLAIMER: I am neither the author nor translator of the story. Please support author on official site. Translation credit: Eatapplepies

When the apocalypse descends, Earth is forever changed as mana floods the planet, bringing with it an otherworldly system designed to reshape humanity and prepare them for a new age. For Karl Arden, a man with a mundane, repetitive life, the chaos offers him an unexpected chance to escape his reality. As Earth is thrown into turmoil, the System selects those capable of harnessing mana and casts the weak aside, transforming them into mindless zombies. Those who can survive, evolve, and conquer will have the chance to reshape their destiny.