Dave Barry Comic

All Dave Parson wanted to do was leave an angry one-star review for Life.exe. You know, like a normal person. Instead, he accidentally triggered a universal debugging protocol and became the world's first (and extremely reluctant) reality QA tester. Now the universe is taking his feedback way too seriously. Physics gets "rebalanced" every other Tuesday. Cities rearrange themselves overnight to fix "user experience issues." And somewhere, a cosmic dev team is probably adding "optimization of human existence" to their sprint backlog. Armed with nothing but patch notes that appear in his dreams and help from a suspiciously glitchy tech support agent, Dave needs to figure out how to revoke his universal admin privileges before his next cranky review accidentally turns the solar system into a 404 error. Maybe he should have just downloaded a meditation app instead. The One Star Review That Nearly Ended The World - because sometimes the customer isn't just right, they're catastrophically right. (No developers were harmed in the making of this universe. Yet.)

This book no longer exists in this platform read it on Pocket FM, if you live it so much. It was rejected so I had to take it down

Before they got married, Laurent already knew that Dave Washington had another woman in his heart, yet she still chose to marry him because Dave had always been the one she loved. She loved Dave, but his heart belonged to another woman. It was said that this woman loved another man, who happened to be Dave's illegitimate half-brother. Laurent believed that having a child would secure their shaky marriage. Until one day, the woman Dave loved finally told him, "Actually, the person I love is you." Laurent had devoted her youth and energy to this sensational and messy love story, only to helplessly watch it collapse. Heartbroken, she chose to divorce. She thought Dave's infidelity would make her easily give up on the house, car, and property during the divorce, with the only request being custody of their daughter. But to her surprise, Dave insisted that she was unfit to raise their daughter and refused to give her custody. In order to fight for her daughter, she embarked on a long and exhausting legal battle. She said to him, "You're so persistent—aren't you worried your lover is waiting for you anxiously?" Dave smiled and replied, "If you have time to worry about her, you might as well get a new lawyer." In a fit of rage, she threw a cup of water in his face. "Dave Washington, you're despicable!" Yes, every lawyer she hired was bought off by him with large sums of money. Finally, disheartened, she gave up custody of their daughter and decided to leave the country to heal. But he sent someone to intercept her at the airport...

Ella could be described as that rich free spirited kid who just wanted to be free, away from home and family, away from nagging parents and a lovingly annoying brother Blue Daves…. well… was … you know… the idgaf kind a girl… strong on the outside, weak on the inside Ella meets Blue, her roommate… what do you think happens next?!! it’s a short romance between two girls and wouldn’t be all rosy… you know..

There was a popular comic that captured the hearts of readers not because of its plot, but rather the bromance between the two protagonists, a crown prince and a duke. Their friendship & mutual trust led fans to ship them endlessly, with countless fanfiction stories ranging from dating to marriage or even incorporating omegaverse settings. One particular m-preg fanfic novel became extremely popular among fans, where the previously cold duke becomes pregnant. But the popularity of both the original comic and this novel caused everything to become unbalanced, until something strange happened - these works of fiction turn into real worlds that collided, creating an error that connected them together. In the world of the comic: Carlton from the fanfic world gazed up at his husband with longing eyes. "Husband..." He pouted, "Why don't you kiss me today?" Alaric from the comic world recoiled slightly and goosebumps broke out over his skin as he moved away. "Please don't come close to me..." He said tersely. Meanwhile, in another world: Alaric from the fanfic world, pulled his beloved Carlton into a warm embrace and peppered kisses on his cheeks. "Darling, are you mad at me?" Alaric asked affectionately. "It's okay, you're still cute." He leaned down to whisper into his ear before continuing. "But don't forget to comfort all our children, they think you're mad at them." Suddenly, seven children barged into the room and called out to their fathers. "Father, Daddy!" they exclaimed. Carlton's frozen expression spoke volumes about his state of mind as he tried to process what was happening. His murderous gaze fixed on Alaric as he muttered through gritted teeth. "Whose children do you say they are....?"

Dave, a former Marine haunted by his past as a nocturnal vigilante, has found solace in his love for Jane. Their impending marriage promises a peaceful future, but that future is shattered when Jane is abducted by Bedmil, a ruthless drug lord seeking revenge. Dave is lured into a deadly trap, where he is forced to endure excruciating torture and make impossible choices. To save Jane, he must confront his darkest demons and sacrifice everything he holds dear, including his very identity as a man, in a desperate race against time.

A good young man who died while protecting a small girl from human traffickers got chance from the God as that girl grows up and becomes a super power and helps the society. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Diclaimer English is not my first language. It is also my first time writing this stuff. So, please take easy on me. All the copyrights belongs to the Original Creators _________________________________________________________________________ Tags #Smart MC #Genius MC #Business #Business Management #Fanfic #Hollywood #Tecnology #Games

A historia se passa em um mundo fantasioso (terra) onde existe varias energias (aura, mana e Elemental), e devido a isso o mundo foi desenvolvido de forma totalmente diferente a que conhecemos hoje. A historia acompanha Daves o protagonista desta historia, Daves vive com sua família ''humilde'' em uma cidade capital onde se encontra as ''grandes famílias'' e a realeza. por vir de uma família humilde Daves deve superar os obstáculos que é colocado em seu caminho enquanto tenta se tornar alguém mais forte o suficiente para proteger sua família..

Michael Alastair never mattered. In a world where strength was everything, he was nothing—just another powerless kid, easy to break and easier to forget. When his tormentors finally took things too far, his story should have ended in that alley, bleeding and alone. But fate had other plans. In the void between life and death, a voice spoke. Cold. Sharp. Amused. [NEW TALENT UNLOCKED: WRITER’S LEGACY]. A system unlike any other—sarcastic, relentless, and strangely invested—offered Michael a power beyond reason and a purpose he never imagined. Now, armed with an SSS-rank ability and a mission to rise, he’s back. And this time, he won’t just survive—he’ll rewrite the rules.

Once he traveled through time, Schiller became Batman's teacher and a professor of psychology at Gotham University. On his first day, Bruce Wayne entered the psychological clinic. Schiller had no choice but to open the American comics chat system and posted the first message: Batman asked me the meaning of life, how should I answer? Waiting online is quite urgent. Schiller Andel Rodriguez is a world-class criminal psychology master and the most famous psychology professor at Gotham University. His students include both superheroes and super criminals, but he does not belong to any of them. Batman likes to call him "

In a modern world teeming with hidden supernatural beings, Kelvin, a powerful hybrid known as a Vaewolf, finds himself entangled in a web of forbidden love, curses, and perilous choices. Born of a dangerous union between a vampire and a werewolf, Kelvin is an *Unclaimed One*, a being that defies the control of vampire covens, werewolf clans, and witches. As leaders of the supernatural realm vie for his power, Kelvin is forced into a life of perpetual hiding to protect himself and his family. Haunted by a curse from the witch queen, which promises he will never find true happiness and dooms him to destroy anyone he loves, Kelvin lives in fear of his own emotions. His solitary existence takes a turn when he meets Dave, an unsuspecting human who awakens feelings Kelvin thought were long buried. As their bond deepens, Kelvin must confront his deepest fears: how to protect Dave from the dangers that lurk in the shadows and the curse that threatens to tear them apart. This is a tale of forbidden love, unimaginable power, and the fight against a destiny that seeks to destroy them both.

EVERY MAN HAS THEIR STITCHES AND BURNS Harlan Oxford Brandle was just a normal agent, but everything changes when he meets the mysterious Clair Delvey. See what made Harlan Brandle the agent he is. BOOK 3 OF THE DIAMONDS AND BLOOD SAGA

In the eastern forests of Edenia, the most peaceful continent in the realm of Tanasma, a small village rests under the watchful eye of the new sheriff, Barry. Little do the townsfolk know, their protector leads a dark double life - for Barry is a powerful mutant with the ability to transform into a terrifying wolf-like beast. His very existence is a crime in this world of technological wonders and precise genetic ordering. Barry was once the dreaded serial killer known as The Calendar, who earned his grisly moniker by slaughtering victims based on the day of the month. If today was the 5th, five lives would be gruesomely taken. For a decade, he spread fear and bloodshed across the land, until he grew weary of the butchery and his insatiable hunger for violence. Seeking redemption, Barry hung up his murderous ways and pursued a path of righteousness as a lawman in the sleepy hamlet. However, his bloody past is not so easily escapable. The Capitol Patrol Guard, tasked with neutralizing genetic abnormalities like Barry, has kept his case file open. As a level three mutant - one of the highest and most dangerous classification - Barry remains a top priority target for detainment or termination. The cold and merciless CPG agents scour the countryside, leaving no stone unturned in their quest to capture the former serial killer. Despite Barry's best efforts to lay low, his new role as sheriff inevitably brings him into conflict and chaos that he cannot avoid. His hair-trigger temper, honed from years of depravity, constantly threatens to unravel the fragile life of righteousness he has tried to construct. A simple domestic dispute can quickly escalate into a blazing confrontation with Barry's inner beast unleashed. When a routine call goes terribly awry, Barry finds himself squaring off against a sinister foe who revels in tormenting him and dredging up the ghastly memories of his past life. An epic game of cat-and-mouse begins between the two adversaries. Barry must keep his true mutant nature hidden from the suspicious townsfolk, even as he finds himself transforming more frequently into the raging wolf-monster within. As the stakes ramp higher, Barry's former CPG hunters close in on his trail, driven by their uncompromising duty to neutralize the genetically impure at any cost. With his murderous id threatening to resurface and the unrelenting CPG agents closing in, Barry faces a climactic decision - will he fully reembrace his wolf-like killer instincts to survive, or can he hold true to his path of redemption? In the end, there is no outrunning one's true nature. After an earth-shattering final confrontation, Barry stands amidst the rubble, his wolf-like visage bared to the world. The village lays in smoldering ruin. The unstoppable CPG forces have been momentarily routed, but more will inevitably come. Barry howls defiantly, having fully re-awakened to his primal, bloodthirsty self. The Calendar has been reborn - and this time, there is no redemption to be found.

Montrose City—a metropolis built on crime, where the mafia controls everything from the streets to the police force. Antonio "Nero" Vasquez, the city's most feared and respected mafia boss, rules with an iron grip, ensuring order in a world where chaos thrives. The Blacks dominate the criminal empire, while the Greys, the desperate and the expendable, take on the city's dirtiest work. When Elias "Eli" Mercer, a low-level Grey, is framed for the murder of a made man, he becomes a hunted fugitive caught between two warring mafia families. The Sorvinos want him dead for revenge, while the Riccis see him as the key to tipping the balance of power. With no allies and nowhere to hide, Eli must navigate Montrose’s treacherous underworld, uncover the truth behind his setup, and escape before the city swallows him whole. Meanwhile, Isabella Vasquez, Antonio’s own daughter and a detective in the corrupt Montrose Police Department, fights to maintain a fragile balance between law and the criminal empires that fund the force. As gang wars threaten to erupt and a deadly assassin organization lurks in the shadows, Montrose inches closer to an all-out bloodbath. In a city where loyalty is fleeting and death is inevitable, the only rule is survival.

“Being a god sounds cool… until you realize your job is to not kill the heroes you’re sending to save the world.” Kaito thought his life was over when he died in the most embarrassing way possible (don’t ask—it involved a vending machine). But instead of eternal rest, he wakes up as a freshly minted Reincarnation God, responsible for sending heroes into fantasy worlds to defeat demon lords and save kingdoms. Simple, right? Wrong. With a glitchy divine system, a countdown timer, and zero experience, Kaito accidentally overpowers, underpowers, or straight-up breaks the three heroines he's supposed to reincarnate: Alicia, the Sword Heroine, now strong enough to split mountains… but can’t run faster than a turtle. Mira, the Mage Heroine, wields unlimited magic but risks nuking entire continents with a sneeze. Luna, the Healer Heroine, whose healing spells now harm instead of heal. Now, Kaito must guide these broken heroines from the divine realm, keeping them alive (and away from his divine wrath) while navigating hilarious ecchi mishaps, chaotic magic explosions, and accidental harem-building along the way. Can Kaito fix his mistakes before the heroines die—or worse, before he gets demoted to Toilet Cleaning God? Ecchi, comedy, isekai, and harem collide in this wild fantasy adventure!

Yuki, an average high school girl, is suddenly transported to an Isekai world, but there's one major problem: she's stuck as the ultimate fan service girl in a hero’s party. With a skimpy armor that barely covers anything and a body that attracts far too much attention, Yuki finds herself more in danger of awkward stares and wardrobe malfunctions than actual monsters. Struggling to survive while keeping her dignity intact, Yuki has to navigate through battles, awkward dinners with nobles, and increasingly ridiculous situations where her boobs—and not her sword—seem to be the center of attention. From clumsy accidents that tear her armor apart to constant groping, she must fight to prove she’s more than just a walking distraction. But things aren’t all fun and games—when a giant slime monster attacks, Yuki finds herself in the middle of yet another chaotic battle, only this time, she’s completely naked and covered in goo. Will she finally find a way to stop the endless disasters and maybe find some real clothes, or will the world continue to exploit her as the ultimate fan service girl? Follow Yuki’s chaotic journey of surviving as a hero—and as a human being in an extremely ecchi world!

Kieran, a seasoned Dungeon hunter from Earth, finds himself unexpectedly summoned to the war-torn world of Eldros. Transported to a land filled with monsters, magic, and mystery, Kieran discovers that he's been chosen as one of the "Heroes of the Rift." Stripped of his familiar weapons and abilities, he must rely on his instincts and a strange new system to survive. With no idea of how he got here or how to return home, Kieran is thrust into the Wildlands, a dangerous region filled with deadly creatures and powerful factions. Guided by a group of travelers led by the enigmatic Haro, Kieran begins to understand the true nature of his powers. As the "Rift Walker," Kieran has the ability to grow stronger through quests and battles, leveling up just like the heroes of old tales. However, a great war is brewing, and the fate of Eldros lies in the hands of those who can harness the power of the Rift. With enemies closing in and a mysterious purpose to uncover, Kieran must navigate this new world, sharpen his abilities, and face the challenges ahead. Will he rise to the occasion and become the hero this world desperately needs, or will the Rift consume him?

When an ordinary teacher takes a job at the infamous Ecchi Academy, he expects the usual challenges—grading tests, keeping students in line, and maintaining professionalism. What he didn’t expect was constant life-threatening chaos. From the moment he steps into the academy, he finds himself surrounded by danger—not from monsters or villains, but from his students, fellow teachers, royalty, goddesses, and even the laws of reality itself. A Survival Story Disguised as a Harem Comedy Accidentally becomes the target of every powerful female warrior in the world. Gets mistaken for a legendary hero, demon king, and even a god. Ends up married to princesses, queens, elves, demons, and deities—by accident. Survives multiple assassination attempts from jealous kings and angry fathers. Gets caught in an all-out war between nations, races, and gods—just for existing. At one point, reality itself collapses, and even the author enters the story. And Yet… After Everything… Through all the madness, Sensei realizes there was always one person he cared about—a normal classmate from his past. Someone who wasn’t caught up in divine conspiracies or harem wars. Someone who saw him for who he really was. Finally, after escaping the madness, he makes the biggest decision of all—to confess his feelings and live a normal life. A Story of Escalation, Chaos, and Finding Peace From a simple teacher to the most wanted man in the world, to the one who defied fate itself. But in the end, all he really wanted was a quiet, normal love. A legendary tale of insanity, romance, and survival—until the very last confession.

In the novel "Primordial Sin System," readers follow the journey of Dave Alexander, a man reincarnated into a life of privilege and power after enduring a previous existence filled with misery. Now the son of the empire's strongest expert, known as the guardian, Dave is determined to seize every opportunity presented to him. Unexpectedly, Dave's life takes a unique turn when he discovers he possesses the Primordial Sin System, a mysterious system that grants him extraordinary powers and abilities by experiencing and embracing the seven deadly sins. Fueled by this newfound power, Dave sets out on a quest to collect beauties, conquer challenges, and ascend to the peak of his potential. Note: I am not a professional writer; I write as a hobby. Comments and suggestions are welcome. Feel free to criticize my work. I want to express my gratitude to those who appreciate and love it. There might be some plot holes in the early chapters, but I am committed to creating a better and more cohesive plot for the story.

A weak, starving boy, abandoned by fate, is beaten within an inch of his life—only to stumble upon a mysterious portal that pulls him into another world. But this isn’t the grand adventure he imagined. There are no prophecies, no royal summons, no blessings from the gods. Instead, he is an anomaly—an existence that was never meant to be. In a world ruled by magic, knights, and adventurers, the boy is treated no differently than before—weak, homeless, and barely surviving. But in the divine halls of the gods, his presence is deemed a threat. The Elder Gods issue a decree: he must be eliminated. The Goddess of Judgment takes it upon herself to erase him, dispatching a ruthless adventurer party to do the deed. Yet, when the execution begins, an unseen force intervenes, defying the will of the gods. The boy is no hero, no chosen one. But something within him refuses to die. And in a world that rejects his very existence, he must carve out his own place—by breaking the very rules that bind it.

"A god vanished before my eyes. No warning. No remains. No memory of its existence. And now, I am vanishing too." The gods do not die—they are erased. No remains. No afterlife. No past. And no one remembers the lost. Then, the Whisper speaks to me: "You were never written into the design. You should not exist." My form flickers. My memories unravel. The Watcher, the silent god who has observed all things, turns its gaze upon me for the first time. And from the abyss, something comes to erase me. Correction. No god has ever escaped. No being has ever resisted. If I cannot uncover the truth of my existence, I will disappear—not into death, but into nothing. Will I be the first to survive the inevitable?

The essence called mana has come to Earth mutating animals to beasts will mankind prevail or fall follow Jake on his way to godhood

When I was 5 and mommy told me everything about my "real fu*king dad" and it really breaks my heart anytime my ma'am and dad issue comes to my mind. My dad never wanted to take his responsibilities as a father. So, it was only my mother who was responsible for my whole life for the past years. "It is 14 years now, I have never seen my real dad. You know, it sometimes worries me a lot, but once I have mommy and Garriso around me, it makes me feel a little happier, but just that I miss my "fu*king dad". Mommy told me not to allow daddy to come near me or anywhere around me." "A few days ago, Mommy's cell phone rang for more than 1000 hours, but mommy didn't answer dad's call. That day, I got to know how much mommy hated hearing a word from my dad. But I don't know why my dad still wants his family back. After 14 years, daddy never wanted it, but now-- I think he needs us. " Hmm" mommy also feels the same worried as I used to but never wanted to talk about it, even to set her eyes to see Mr. Lucas, my real dad."

" dis! gue harap Lo gak pernah deket sama cowok lain selain gue! ", aku mematung mendengarnya. Kalimat itu tidak pernah dipikirkan oleh seorang Adisha. Dia hanya mengikuti alur membawanya kemana. Dia pikir itu hanya sekedar kalimat biasa dari seorang Dave. Namun siapa sangka tanpa sadar dia menuruti perkataan itu. Hingga saatnya tiba, apakah seorang Dave akan bertanggung jawab dengan kalimat yang diucapkannya? Entahlah! hanya takdir yang tahu! Seorang gadis remaja yang menghabiskan masa SMA nya dengan sahabat terbaiknya. Adisha yang belum pernah merasakan cinta sebelumnya kemudian ada seseorang yang mulai menunjukkan perhatian lebih terhadapnya. Tapi apakah adisha menyadari hal itu? Adisha yang selalu cuek dengan kehidupan percintaannya lalu ada seseorang yang mulai menunjukkan keseriusannya. Disamping itu Adisha banyak mengalami tekanan dalam keluarganya. Dengan hal itu bagaimana Adisha menjalani kehidupannya? ⚠️ CERITA INI BENAR-BENAR FIKSI!!

after wake up satoru now that he was a died and he was barried unde

In a world overwhelmed by technology, social expectations, and constant connectivity, men struggle to maintain balance. Juggling work pressures, personal relationships, and his own mental health, he faces the relentless pursuit of success. Amidst it all, they all pray for authenticity, peace, and meaningful connection.

The world ended, and somehow, Kai and Dave are still here—stuck in a school-turned-military-base, surrounded by tired soldiers, bad food, and zombies that move like NPCs with bad pathfinding. Kai, former kendo club ace, should probably be grateful for the "safety" of these walls. But he's not. Because unlike everyone else, he's not content with waiting to die in a glorified prison. He wants out. Dave, the logical and way-too-smart vice president of the research club, thinks that’s the dumbest idea ever. But when has that ever stopped Kai before? In a world where the dead roam, the military controls everything, and hope is a luxury, Kai is about to do something really, really stupid. Because someone has to. And yes, this is a Story without a System Shocking right ;>