Ro Kyu Bu

Genç Kael, ailesinin ölümünden sonra saraya gönderilir ve burada yalnızlıkla mücadele eder. Eğitim aldığı sarayda dışlanıp hor görülse de, içindeki öfke ve azim onu daha güçlü kılar. Bir gün, prensesi kurtarma yolunda gizli bir komployla karşılaşır ve karanlık bir örgüt tarafından kaçırıldığını öğrenir. Kael, hem prensesi kurtarmak hem de saraydaki ihanetin peşine düşmek için tehlikeli bir yola çıkar. Ancak, bu yolculuk ona sadece düşmanlarını alt etme fırsatı sunmaz, aynı zamanda kaybolan bir parçayı da bulmasına yol açacaktır. Kael, tahta ulaşmak için verdiği savaşı kazanabilecek mi, yoksa gücü elde etme yolunda kaybolan bir parçasını sonsuza kadar kaybedecek mi?

Ray Kaine, a skilled fighter turned office worker, finds himself on a bus, and after a terrible accident ends up in front of a god, who informs Ray that he himself shall now become a god.

A young man riding a bus suddenly finds himself reincarnated as a queen ant. However, in this world teeming with monsters, his combat abilities are among the weakest! The only things he can rely on are his not-so-strong worker ants and the knowledge he gained in his previous life. Harvesting crops, crafting useful tools, and... having children? Wait, having children?! But I'm a man! If I end up having ant children, does that make me a single father? This makes no sense! But if I don't do it, I might die... What do I do?! While grappling with such dilemmas, he struggles to survive in a rather unforgiving world. Please enjoy this human-turned-ant’s "Bug's Life" fantasy, filled with hardships and perseverance! How does an exhuman man reconcile himself with his new role as a "single dad" in this high-stakes fantasy world? Survival is mandatory, and failure is not possible. Come with this reluctant ant queen on this hilarious, heart-stopping adventure that's all battles, conundrums, and unexpected growth as she faces the ultimate battle for survival!

Keira Olsen s'est mariée, mais elle ne savait pas que son mari tombé du ciel s'avérait être l'homme le plus riche ! Elle est une fille illégitime qui ne peut pas être reconnue. Elle se fraie un chemin à coups de griffes et lutte pour survivre depuis son enfance. Il est l'enfant du destin, haut et puissant. Leur statut est à des mondes de distance. Tout le monde attendait que Keira soit balayée hors de la porte, mais tout ce qu'ils ont eu, c'est une publication de l'homme le plus riche sur son compte de médias sociaux : "Ma chère épouse, pouvons-nous ne pas divorcer ?" Tout le monde était confus. [Héroïne forte, Incognito, Dominatrice, Confrontation puissante, 1V1]

Elle est la toute nouvelle Meilleure Actrice du Cercle du Divertissement ainsi que la jeune dame retrouvée et depuis longtemps perdue de la Famille Ye dans la Cité Impériale, un fait que tout le monde connaissait. La fille aînée de la Famille Ye était la Présidente du Groupe Fenghai ; le troisième fils de la Famille Ye, un ponte de la Cité Impériale ; mais la deuxième jeune dame retrouvée n'était qu'une figure décorative du Cercle du Divertissement. Son père ne l'aimait pas, sa mère ne la chérissait pas. Cependant, personne ne savait, derrière le masque d'une simple décoration, qu'elle était en réalité un Agent Spécial exceptionnel qui gênait les pouvoirs internationaux ! Inopinément, elle commet une erreur, est trompée, et se lie accidentellement à un système pour accomplir des tâches et absorber de l'énergie. Dès lors, elle prit le contrôle dans tous les univers parallèles, réécrivant les vies tragiques des autres. Dans chacun des mondes où elle se trouvait, elle prospérait sans effort. Ce qu'elle n'avait cependant pas prévu, c'était de croiser la route d'un ponte d'un pouvoir mystérieux... Quand elle retrouvera finalement sa force pour revenir à sa forme optimale, elle pourrait abandonner son identité de deuxième jeune dame de la Famille Ye ; elle pourrait rejeter l'héritage de sa famille. Mais, si elle ne rendait pas de comptes à ceux qui avaient comploté contre elle, comment pourrait-elle rendre justice à son titre durement acquis d'Agent en Chef ? Une fois son identité pleinement révélée, ce serait son heure de gloire ! *** L'un, un jeune prodige entouré de mystères, l'autre un Agent en Chef de renommée mondiale, voici l'affrontement entre deux figures redoutables. *** Les titres alternatifs de ce roman incluent « L'Héroïne est Vraiment Incroyable » et « Le Héros est Vraiment Beau ». —【Rafraîchissant】【Transmigration Rapide】【1v1】

After getting hit by a bus, Edward gets sent to another world, forced to complete a mission to save it, which he successfully accomplishes. But just as he's about to enjoy his well-deserved hero life, a cosmic screw-up by the goddess sends him back to Earth. On the very same day, while saving his sister, Edward gets hit by a bus again, ending up back in front of the goddess. Now, in accepting a new reincarnation, he brings the goddess along to a new world, aiming for a peaceful life. However, he discovers that his fate is tied to saving a useless webnovel protagonist, complicating his aspirations for peace. "Well, killing all the villains is the easiest way to do that."

Paavna is your average Chennai girl: middle-class, top scorer in everything except English, and a part-time life coach for her two chaos-machine brothers. Her life is simple, predictable, and occasionally interrupted by bus conductors yelling, “Oru ticket thara ma!” But even in her sea of struggles, she holds on to one secret: a hopeless crush on her classmate Aadav since first standard. Why? No idea. It’s not like he handed her a crayon or something. It just...happened. Aadav, on the other hand, is living proof that money can’t buy happiness—or therapy. Abandoned by his parents for their shiny new families, he’s been stuck with an empty mansion, two nerdy besties, and a reputation for being too cool to care. Except, he does care—especially about a certain girl who refuses to crumble under the weight of life, unlike him. But his pride won’t let him admit he likes her, so he hides it the way all boys do: by pretending she doesn’t exist. When they finally get around to addressing the awkwardness between them, it becomes clear that their feelings have always been there—buried under layers of misunderstandings. Paavna: "You know, for someone who’s so smart, you’re really bad at this ‘love’ thing." Aadav: "And for someone who aces everything, you’re really bad at reading signals." Paavna: "Signals? What signals? I’m just waiting for you to say something sensible for once!"

Chàng trai với ba búi tóc nhỏ xinh, hai tay ôm lấy ngực đầy uất ức, nói với ông Lý. "Tôi là đứa con mang trong mình dòng máu của ông, ông nhất định phải cứu mẹ tôi... nếu không tôi sẽ kiện ông vì tội đã bỏ rơi con cái" Lý Giang nhướn mày: "Tôi thậm chí không có vợ. Làm sao tôi có thể có con trai?" Chủ tịch Lý vừa định bỏ đi thì bỗng một cô bé đáng yêu, trên tay đang bế búp bê barbie chạy vào, ôm chặt lấy đùi ông và hét lớn: "Xin hãy cứu mẹ con, nếu không con sẽ không buông." Chủ tịch Lý bị chàng trai có ba búi tóc nhỏ xinh kéo lấy tay đặt lên cơ thể của người phụ nữ xa lạ. Từ dạo đó trở đi, Lý Giang luôn nghĩ về người phụ nữ ấy với mong muốn được chịu trách nhiệm với cô trong suốt phần đời còn lại...

Bảy năm trước họ chia tay, anh biến mất không lời từ biệt. Bảy năm sau, cô chuẩn bị kết hôn anh lại xuất hiện, dùng mọi thủ đoạn để ép cô lấy anh. Một tờ chứng nhận kết hôn buộc chặt hai con người tưởng chừng đã mãi mãi mất nhau. Và từ đó về sau cô bé lọ lem trở thành nữ hoàng... Hoắc Miên, cô gái giản dị với chỉ số thông minh cực cao đã hút hồn Tần Sở - Tổng giám đốc tập đoàn GK đẹp trai giàu có. Tình yêu từ thuở thiếu thời trải qua bao sóng gió mới kết trái ngọt nhưng họ nào đâu biết, giông tố mới chỉ bắt đầu mà thôi…

Alastair, a young boy, is at the school bus stop, feeling the weight of his father's disapproval and the constant reminder of his failings. He has been a victim of ridicule and isolation, with classmates teasing him about his appearance and hair. As the bus rumbles along the deserted streets, Alastair feels the weight of the world on his shoulders, knowing that his father treats him like a soldier. As he enters the schoolyard, he sees Eren, the school's poster boy for ignorance, loitering near the bike racks. Alastair feels humiliated and surprised that someone dares to stand up for him, and that it is a girl, Liana Castellanos. Liana's determination and strength make Alastair feel a spark of hope ignite within him, a warmth that battles the coldness of the rain. As they walk together, Alastair feels a sense of solidarity and hope, a feeling he had almost forgotten about having an ally. The weight of his father's disapproval has been a constant companion for so long, and Alastair's journey continues to shape his perspective on life.

Tobe Kusakabe, a short but endlessly cheerful college student, and his close friend Miri Takanashi, an often expressionless goth girl, were just two ordinary students headed to their college, expecting another routine day. They boarded the same public bus they'd taken countless times before, settling in for the ride. But everything changed when the bus entered a tunnel they knew well—and emerged in a world they didn’t recognize. Suddenly, they found themselves transported to a strange, unfamiliar realm, along with a few other students from their college who were also on the bus. No explanations, no warnings—just a plunge into the unknown. Now, Tobe and Miri, joined by their two friends, Jun and Yuka, must navigate this mysterious new world. What begins as confusion and chaos slowly transforms into a journey of fun and discovery, as they learn to survive and adapt, confronting challenges and uncovering hidden powers within themselves. The mundane college life they once knew fades away, replaced by a dangerous adventure that will test their limits, forge new bonds, and reveal the heroes they never knew they would become. Their story is just beginning, and in this strange new reality, honestly, anything could be possible.

Latifah dan Rafka sudah menikah selama 7 tahun, tapi belum ada tanda-tanda jika Latifah akan segera mengandung. Pernikahan yang nyaman itu nyatanya mulai goyah, kekurangan Latifah membawa dampak cukup buruk untuk rumah kisah tangganya. Rahima yang merupakan ibu kandung Rafka mulai merasa khawatir dengan masa depan anaknya, ia pun menyarankan hal yang tidak bisa di terima oleh Rafka dan Latifah. "Rafka harus menikah lagi, tapi dengan seseorang yang baik dan sesuai dengan persetujuan Latifah sebagai istri pertama Rafka." ~Rahima. "Tapi bu, bagaimana aku bisa menikah lagi jika hatiku hanya mencintai Latifah saja?" ~Rafka Menolak sudah, tapi tidak ada pilihan lain. Hingga akhirnya pernikahan kedua terjadi, disaksikan langsung oleh Latifah si istri pertama. Awalnya semua berjalan baik, sampai akhirnya masalah demi masalah mulai datang dan mengganggu hubungan yang sudah terjalin lama itu. Air mata, Emosi, Amarah, Kekecewaan, Kebahagiaan, dan berakhir dengan sebuah perceraian. Bagaimana kisah selengkapnya? ( Mengandung beberapa part 21+)

When just the right conditions are met (drought, famine, monster abundance, etc.) a magic labyrinth emerges. Some are conquered in mere hours, others can take a month, and the most legendary have stumped divers, those that challenge the labyrinth, since their discovery thousands of years ago. Divers can be idolized and respected for their heroic deeds, or hated for the abuse of the mysterious and sometimes dangerous artifacts found within the labyrinths. The newest labyrinth has drawn a number of divers with different pasts and goals. Included is Cort, a young man seeking fame along with his guardian Ashen. As he delves deeper, he’ll learn just how perilous the labyrinth can be. Deadly traps, hungry monsters, and even other divers will try and stop him. Ready to dive? Hope you survive.

My name is Kuro—no surname, no family, just a graduate student haunted by a dark past. I swore to leave it all behind, to move forward, no matter how heavy the weight of my memories. Our story began during a campus trip by bus. What was supposed to be an ordinary journey turned into a nightmare. We survived the crash, but survival came with a price. A woman, someone from my past who should have been dead, appeared. I thought I’d left those shadows behind, but she proved me wrong, taking her revenge on everyone in sight. When I opened my eyes, I found myself in a completely white room, surrounded by my classmates. Relief washed over us at first, thinking we had somehow survived again. But the truth was cruel—we were dead. Then, a goddess appeared. She offered us a new chance—a chance to live in a world of swords and magic. A world where strength and bonds mattered, and where I could finally discover what it meant to have a real family. This is the story of my second life. My journey to overcome the scars of my past and forge a future worth living for. Our adventure begins now.

Benjamin Taklaw, a Filipino high school student who dreams of being a bus driver like his father, got killed by Truck-kun. He thought his life would be over, and his soul would be in the afterlife. But, he was given another chance to live his again, this time, as a bus driver in…a fantasy world? He literally woke up on a bus in another world as a young bus driver. Grasping on that opportunity, he, as a 16-year-old boy and bus driver named Russell May, is now living his new life in a new strange world, filled with monsters and magic. Along the way, he took in a snow village girl named Azalea, a low-ranked adventurer named Adrian Paulton, who was betrayed by his hero party in a dungeon, and a pair of twin dragon girls, Rai and Ria. They are now his new party and family. Together, they traveled the world through routes, picking up passengers of different races and socioeconomic backgrounds and dropping them off at their destinations of different kinds. Also, he discovered that he wasn’t alone in being reincarnated in that world: he was part of a class of creatures known as Renad. That group has different backgrounds of their previous lives, different ways they died, and best of all, different abilities, skills, and even equipment. And also, the fantasy world will have evil entities and an organization named the Square Order of the Squirrel, whose primary goal is to free the demon king, Malarka, from the seal that sealed him 1,000 years before.

**"A UNIQUE EXTRA"** follows Austin Rosford, a once-normal boy who dies in a bus accident, only to be reborn in the world of a web novel he had read as a child. In this strange fantasy world, many possess unique systems, including the hero who holds three powerful ones. Austin awakens in an orphanage, having taken over the body of an unknown boy, with no knowledge of his past. Now, as an extra in a world full of heroes, villains, and hidden powers, Austin must navigate his new life and uncover the secrets of his new identity.

Riyaan Singh & Aryan Kumar, both are teenage boys, a college students from Silver oak university, died in a traffic accident when a train crashed into the bus they was riding in, they died carrying regret where Riyaan failed to confess to his childhood friend and Aryan failed to win the prize money for orphanage kids, a promise that they worked toward their entire life since their not fulfill their dream. Right before their death a melodic voice of an unknown female echoed in Riyaan and Aryan's head. At the same time ,a huge, circular, geometric pattern of light appears under their body as their conciseness drifts away.

In the land of Drakastradorn, where magic exists, so does many races..friendly, neutral or hostile, exists a race called "The above order", leaded by the order of the crimsons, & the queen Marafyre THE absolute, a tyrannical monarch, standing against the hierarchy is The rebel alliance of Drakastradorn, one man woke up, not knowing much what happened, his name was Shotaro, Mugyiwara Shotaro, woke in a jungle naked, he meets an Elf ranger & befriended her, but there was a problem, Shotaro, althroght knew he was from earth, had a blury past, he didn't knew how he was transported in this world..was it a truck?.....was it a train or bus?...did he got summoned, he doesn't know, he gets cursed with fate worse than. death by a black Katana that keeps following him around, along with the misfortune ridden artefact he is hearing voices, he must also find the secret of those voices...that tell him to..save people ..Keep moving forward . Shotaro: journey of a hero is an action pack, dark, gritty, r rated story about a man that kept moving beyond the misfortune of his new life, it also have the charm of the isekai genre... but presents it in a different way.

A new year is about to start for Noah, A boy of 18 years old. He is the son of a billionaire, and he loves luxury, spending money, and expensive cars. His dad was unhappy about it and wanted to teach him something; he would need to live normally, work, and study. take a bus. Maybe then, he will receive some responsibility. And the mainly thing, he can't tell anyone about it. Can Noah survive in this world without his luxury life?

Kuro Yūki est rejeté par son équipe de basketball un jour en rentrant chez lui après un entraînement éprouvant il remarque une lettre qui lui est adressé par La FJB ( FÉDÉRATION JAPONAISE DE BASKETBALL) il est invité au projet de basket Final Shot qui va durer jusqu'à ses 18 ans , là bas il est bien décidé à comme tout les meilleurs basketteur mineur japonais à devenir le numéro 1 mondial en étant le premier des égocentrique.. c'est ça Final Shot

All for the attainment of her parent's recognition, even going as far as breaking her moral boundaries and being a spy in the rival company. But eventually, they didn't hesitate to throw her under the bus leading to her marriage to the most feared business tycoon, a man who says little and glares at you through his glasses all the time. But what if this marriage is a gateway to hidden truth? A past she never knew she had and the reason for her parents' nonchalant treatment.

In the forest village of Gizakini, where magic flows through the shadows and the balance of Void and Aether governs life, the Rite of Shadowbinding is a sacred trial that defines every elf’s destiny. For young Xa’el, the ritual meant to awaken his connection to the Void takes everything from him—his life, his identity, and the future his family dreamed of. But death is not the end. Xa’el is reborn, his soul fused with that of a human from a distant, unfamiliar world. Haunted by fractured memories of Earth and the weight of his elven heritage, he returns to a village that no longer recognizes him. Named a Chronicler, a role that binds him to the preservation of elven lore, Xa’el discovers he is more than a keeper of the past—he is a force for change. The awakening has left Xa’el altered in ways his people do not understand. With the knowledge of science and technology blending with the magic of Ro, Xa’el begins to see his world not as it is, but as it could be. Yet his vision clashes with centuries of tradition, and his pursuit of progress places him at odds with the elders who fear the erosion of the balance that has kept their people alive.

Ofrecida como un simple sacrificio, Selene encontrará su destino, el amor y la venganza para convertirse en la villana más temida de todos los tiempos. Tras la gran guerra entre los demonios y el Héroe Elios todos quieren darle "Muerte a la bruja"

On Vacation till January 1st 2025. Have a Merry Christmas everyone! Ethan Warren, a self-deprecating, pop culture-loving gamer, finds himself unexpectedly thrust into the adventure of a lifetime when he is hit by a bus and wakes up aboard the Ark, a highly advanced starship from his favorite video game, "Galactic Quest". Suddenly, Ethan is the captain of a crew that includes Prella, a seductive green-skinned alien, and Nova, a cold but alluring android. As Ethan struggles to adapt to his new reality, he must lead his crew on a mission to investigate a distress signal from a remote mining colony in the Karonis System. What starts as a routine rescue quickly spirals into a deadly encounter with an unknown and terrifying threat. With no backup and the fate of the colony, and potentially the galaxy, on the line, Ethan must embrace his new role as captain, despite his fears and insecurities. Blending epic space battles, mysterious alien forces, and a harem of beautiful women vying for his attention, "Galactic Quest: Ark of Destiny" is a sci-fi adventure filled with humor, tension, and the ultimate test of one man’s ability to rise to the occasion. This novel series includes: No NTR! No Yuri! Unique Alien Women! Plenty of plot! Epic Space battles! Weak to Strong! Overpowered! Creating a fleet of the deadliest aliens imaginable. ************************************** I update twice a day. Once at noon and once at 7pm. Rewards: 1 Luxury Car = 1 Bonus chapter 1 Dragon = 2 Bonus chapters 1 Magic Castle = Mass Release of 10 chapters 1 Spacecraft = Mass Release of 20 chapters 1 Golden Gachapon = 10 chapters per day for 1 week ***Discord is open!*** https://discord.gg/cR2KY2R4sF

Shiloh had decided he had enough of his dreadful homeworld. He hid aboard a ship and left the planet behind, hoping to find something far away worth his time. Unfortunately, the ship stumbled into a battle between two warring planetary factions. Shiloh takes the escape pod to the nearest planet, Nuvkaw, only to find the conditions aren’t any nicer than those back home. Armed with a cheap blaster, a ship computer in his comm device, impact shields, and years of experience dealing with harsh planet conditions, Shiloh must find a way to thrive in his new home. An adventure of action, humor, love, regicide, and horror. This diary will serve as our guide should we ever find ourselves in similar conditions. Content warnings: This story contains descriptions and implications of events and themes that may be inappropriate for younger audiences. Reader Discretion Advised. Set to 18+.

Zion Freese died while sitting in a wooden chair in the bus stop station after accidentally getting hit by a truck.  He thought it was the end, but unknowingly he transmigrated and became Zion Altaria, the illegitimate son of King Lionel Altaria, the ruler of the Terun empire, the strongest empire on the continent of Garenia…  Because his mother was branded a slave, he was known to defame and dilute the bloodline of the royal family. He was the king’s greatest disgrace because of his very existence. The king had sinned against his ancestor.  When he turned 15, his brothers and sister set him up, which led the King/father to seethe in anger, ordering the guard to throw him in a ship and banishing him to never return to the kingdom. If he ever does so, he will be killed immediately. Darn that I just transmigrated and this is the first thing I experience no shit Sherlock... screw your empire... Ding... congratulations to the host on obtaining the wooden throne system.  "So, what if I’m banished to never return? I intend to use my system to create my own territory that those royals will envy. Let me sit on my wooden throne and savor this moment Hahaha "  "The journey of conquering starts with me. Hail me, the king. Cool Hahaha" [Tsk… Good for you, host] "...." Zion "...." system ......... ........ Note: English is not my first language, so please bear with me. Thank you for reading my webnovel. I hope you enjoyed it ........ Note from the author: Could you leave a review, and comment on the book?

-Everything that exists in the world, is about fate. No matter if it's meeting or leaving. Sometimes it's just a chance for us to grow...- Li Ren left his hometown for almost 3 years, work in Huanjia city to earn a better life. He works endlessly every day. However, his hard work didn't change his life. Only until he met that man at that small bus stop...... Because of that man, Li Ren gets to have a sweet dream. And because of that man, Li Ren finally grows hope deep in his heart, and faces his saddest past......

NOTE: Chapters are LONG, ~10X normal. When college physics student Mizuki Hakuto faces the obligatory bus-kun death of all isekai protagonists, he's brought face-to-face with a divine entity. When not mocking Mizuki, the so-called godling explains the nature of the universe – gods, godlings, mythical beasts, and more. Most importantly, magic is real. Just...not on Earth. Inspired by Earth's manga and having a penchant for drama, the godling offers him the opportunity to experience these things on a different world. The world is ruled by a strange god that treats it like a divine petri dish, and it's filled with interesting creatures the god collected from all across the universe. The god of this strange planet seems welcoming and helpful at first, but Mizuki quickly realizes that all is not as it seems in the magical world of Azura. Wielding science and newfound sorcery, Mizuki investigates the fundamental laws of magic, the nature of the divine, and more, but his progress is watched in secret by powerful forces. As he gains knowledge and power, and his darker nature is revealed, will the gods sit idly by? FAQ: Q – What's the overall tone of this story? A – It seems pretty lighthearted at first, but the trajectory of the story makes it progressively darker. I'd say the story takes itself fairly serious at times, but the characters' personalities lend to plenty of comedic dialogue. Especially in the lull between major events. Q – Isekai tropes? A – Yes. Some are leaned into, some are mocked, but most make an appearance in some form. Q – Is the MC's prior life relevant? A – Yes! The MC relies heavily on knowledge specific to Earth, and especially his science background. The MC trying to reconcile his scientific understanding from Earth with this newfound variable of magic is a major theme of the story. Q – How is the MC isekai'd? Is he reincarnated? A – In the most tropey way possible, of course. He gets hit by a bus. After dying, he's resurrected in his original body and sent to another world as an adult. Q – Is there slavery in this isekai? A – Yes, and it's not a pretty industry. However, the MC detests the slavery on Azura. The story won't shy away from the effect it has on the lives of those the MC meets. This will not be one of those stories where the MC virtue signals about how bad slavery is, but inexplicably keeps slaves of their own and it's painted as 'good' because the slaves are 'treated well'. Q – Is the MC overpowered? A – Absolutely, but this will vary as the story progresses and the MC's frame of reference and knowledge changes. It's meant as a kind of transient 'incubation' phase for the MC, where we see how having seemingly absolute power affects his personality and decisions. It helps reveal his true, unrestricted self. Q – Is this another self-insert isekai story? A – I certainly think that's true of the MC early on in the series – it takes a while to learn much about his personal life on Earth or personality. We're watching an MC who seems to be a reactionary person on Earth, just going through the motions, necessarily develop more of a sense of self in a world where his actions are more consequential. Q – You tagged this as 'romance'...is there a harem? A – Yup. The MC eventually has two romantic partners, though one is a bit more dominant. So, think more Tsukimichi, less late-game Arifureta.

Zephyr just wanted a peaceful midnight stroll, but who could’ve predicted he’d end up being chased by a ghost truck and a giant spider the size of a bus? After escaping the truck in a park, he finds himself running through a forest, hunted by a monstrous creature, all while trying to wrap his head around the absurdity of it all. But of course, why not add a bit of dark humor while waiting to be eaten? It’s all just too ridiculous, but hey, at least he’ll have a great story to tell if he survives!