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SYNOPSIS | Initially an ‘Average Joe’, or thoroughly mediocre person, Bob, born with F- grade genetic potential had an epiphany that day when he read in his science textbook that "The goal of all living things was to reproduce". Stumbling upon Epigenetics, a Theory which states that every organism can alter its genetic potential as a result of their own actions and in the right environmental conditions, Bob begins to study and train in order to improve his Genetic Quality, in order to become a genetic success and attain Immortality. One day he picks up a manual entitled “The Art of Rizz, Vol. 1” dropped by a grandfather who is seeking a disciple to pass on his teachings, and so begins Bob’s Adventures as he embarks on the path of becoming a Grand Rizzmaster, and achieving Immortality with endless achievements, the most important one being to achieve Evolutionary success and to ensure his DNA is passed on successfully. Read and follow along with the Adventures of Bob in this unique ‘Coming’-of-age Tale and get ready for a ‘Wild Ride’. And no! Not… necessarily the one you’re now thinking of now… ! (Get that mind out of the gutter :P!!!) Rating: PG Parental Guidance recommended ___ • Any and all terms and ‘epiphanies’ in this work are intended as satire for comedic effect and should not be taken seriously. • All characters, places and events are fictional unless otherwise stated. • The aim is to Entertain. Enjoy ! ✨ • Read and you won't regret* *Disclaimer: 50% probability.

THE SYSTEM THAT COULDN’T EVEN A Multiversal Breakdown in 404 Chapters or Less. Imagine if a post-apocalyptic webnovel took a toaster bath during a firmware update, woke up with a pigeon on its face, and forgot how to be a story. Now imagine that’s the plot. Welcome to The System That Couldn’t Even, a glorious middle finger to every overused webnovel cliché, written like someone locked Deadpool in a library full of light novels and gave him a typewriter made of spite. Meet Dave Miller He’s not the Chosen One. He’s not an elite cultivator. He doesn't get truck-kun’d. He’s not secretly royalty, a genius, or a demon lord’s reincarnated cat. He’s just a guy. A very tired guy. And unfortunately for the multiverse, he’s the only one who won’t cooperate with the System that’s supposed to save reality. When Dave’s malfunctioning Apocalypse Survival System tries to turn his life into a power fantasy, he glitches the tutorial, flips off the narrator, and kicks the plot in the nethers. Now reality itself is unraveling. The System’s breaking. The tropes are panicking. The Librarian, an eldritch AI who keeps the narrative universe “on brand,” wants him erased. Dave? He just wants to nap and eat expired canned soup in peace. Let’s Roast the Webnovel Genre, Shall We? This novel brutally parodies: System stories where MCs gain 300 skills and zero personality Villainess reincarnation arcs with more face-slaps than brain cells "Trash family" drama where everyone hates the MC for exactly 1 chapter until he's OP Academy arcs that are just Hogwarts with more trauma Cultivation levels named like shampoo products: “Qi Foundation Super Ultra Jade Core – Level 9” If you've ever rolled your eyes at another “cold and aloof CEO,” screamed at a “dense MC who accidentally builds a harem,” or wondered how everyone in these stories has twelve cheat skills before puberty — this book is for you. It’s not a power fantasy. It’s a power outage. Cast Includes: Dave Miller – Glitch in the matrix. Avatar of narrative rebellion. Cannot be trusted near plot devices or emotional scenes. Unit Alpha – A pigeon. Talks in autotune. Possibly God. Definitely a threat to continuity. Lumina Starshard – Hacker. Anti-Chosen One. Carries the story’s lore and its emotional weight while screaming. Ryuuji Kurogane – Reformed edgelord. Ex-rider of the motorcycle of defiance. Now wields glitter and sass. The Librarian – Your favorite villain’s favorite AI. Wants everyone neatly filed under “trope-compliant.” Hates Dave. With reason. What to Expect: Timeline-pruning bureaucrats Reality collapsing under sarcasm Talking pigeons as emotional support weapons Plot armor sold on black markets Heartfelt scenes ruined by fart jokes Fourth-wall demolitions Meta-horror inside abandoned tropes Actual emotional trauma buried under comedy Tags: Satirical Apocalypse | Anti-System | Webnovel Roast | Found Family with Brain Damage | Fourth Wall Abuse | Talking Animals | Meta Fiction | The Plot is Alive and It’s Mad | Existential Glitch Comedy | Weaponized Pacing Errors | Angst with Bonus Pigeon Summary in One Line: "What if the MC said ‘no’ to the plot — and the entire multiverse broke trying to fix him?"

Heaven and earth are benevolent towards all things… "Benevolent? Who wrote this garbage? The so-called Heavenly Dao is just a cosmic butcher hiding behind empty words! Balance? Order? My foot! Endless wars, reincarnation cycles, and countless tragedies — all in the name of ‘destiny’." On Earth, he was an ordinary Asian guy — average grades, average job, no girlfriend, and a healthy obsession with cultivation novels. One day, a mysterious accident ends his boring life. But instead of reincarnating into some young master’s body or getting a cheat cultivation technique, he wakes up to a shocking revelation: He has become the new Heavenly Dao! Apparently, all his predecessors — countless so-called "Dao spirits" — failed miserably, plunging the realms into endless chaos. The mysterious System that governs cosmic order has finally chosen an "outsider" to fix things. But there's a catch: ➤ The System won’t hold his hand. ➤ No quest logs screaming “Go save the cat!” ➤ No divine guide whispering in his ear. He must use his own human intelligence, shameless cunning, and a bit of Earthly common sense — plus his OP heavenly powers — to straighten yin and yang, reconstruct reincarnation, and reforge a truly fair world of cultivation. Yet, nobody knows his true identity. To the cultivators, "Heavenly Dao" is an untouchable, cold-blooded, merciless force that enjoys watching them fight and die for karma points. They would never suspect that their current "Dao" is a clueless Earthling trying to act cool while learning on the fly! "Oh? The righteous sect is trafficking a nine-tailed fox beauty? Let me casually twist fate so they slip on banana peels and reveal themselves to the entire continent... Wait! Why are all these fox women proposing to me?!" As he fumbles through conspiracies, unravels ancient mysteries, faces off against demonic overlords, and accidentally builds a massive harem (he swears it was not on purpose!), he remains determined to rebuild a world where no one is forced into endless slaughter in the name of “balance.” "Watch closely! I — the Earth’s most normal guy — will rewrite heaven itself, and make even the heavens tremble from laughter... and maybe a bit of fear!" --- Genres: Eastern Fantasy, Cultivation, System, Comedy, Drama, Slice of Life, Action, Adventure, Harem, Smart MC, OP MC, Satire Tags: Reincarnated as a system/Dao, Secret Identity, Misunderstandings, Witty MC, World Building, Strong to Stronger, Mythical Beasts, Beautiful Disciples, Realm Wars, Karma, Fate Manipulation

Book Blurb for Pretty Privilege Clara Evans has always lived in a world that bends in her favor—coffee is free, cab fares vanish, and strangers trip over themselves just to hold open a door. It’s not luck. It’s not charm. It’s magic—a cosmic force that makes every man swoon, every obstacle vanish, and every moment effortless. She’s the embodiment of pretty privilege made real. But perfection has its price. Beneath the flurry of flattery and the flood of freebies, Clara is drowning in loneliness. No one sees her. Not really. Until she meets Mark Harrison—a dry-witted lawyer who doesn’t so much as flinch at her beauty. He’s immune, skeptical, and maddeningly unaffected. Intrigued by his indifference, Clara does something she’s never done before: she tries. She stumbles. She grows. In a dazzling blend of romantic comedy and magical realism, Pretty Privilege follows Clara’s journey through enchanted brunches, defiant pigeons, emotionally confusing yoga sessions, and some very poorly timed rain. Alongside her sketchbook, a sarcastic best friend, and the one man who truly sees her, Clara must confront the ridiculousness of a world that worships beauty—and what it really means to earn love. Witty, heartfelt, and slyly satirical, this novel is a celebration of imperfect people, messy self-discovery, and the quiet magic of being real. Perfect for fans of The Love Hypothesis and The Invisible Life of Addie LaRue, it’s a modern fairy tale where true love isn't given—it's chosen.

“I only drank tea—and suddenly became the sect’s ancestral founder?” Jiang Chen was once the fearsome Sovereign of Eternal Night, a peerless cultivator betrayed at the peak of power. Now? He’s been reincarnated into the body of a trash-tier young master—hated by his clan, kicked out of his sect, and mocked by the protagonist. All he wants is peace… and a hot cup of tea. Unfortunately, fate (and a very unhelpful system) has other plans. The Scorned Sovereign System, rewards him for getting misunderstood, triggers massive emotional damage in others, and hands out god-tier abilities when people cry near him. He says nothing = they think he’s a hidden ancestor. He drinks tea = someone breaks down in tears. He walks outside = a heroine falls to her knees. He takes a nap = someone’s fate collapses. He just wants to rest. The world insists he’s plotting world domination. Now the very heroines who once rejected and scorned him? They’re back, full of tears, begging for forgiveness… And Jiang Chen? Still sipping tea like none of this is his business. Comedy · Cultivation · OP MC · Harem (Regret-based) · Misunderstood Protagonist · Lazy Genius · Emotional Damage · Reincarnation · Face-Slapping · System · Heroines Regret · Anti-Hero · Satire · Slow-Burn Romance · Master-Disciple Chaos

“If the world insists I be a fool, then let it laugh— until the stage collapses beneath them.” — Juno, the Court Jester Jungho was feared across dungeons and frontlines—a cold, calculative SSS-rank Hunter known only as “Ghostblade.” He conquered gates that swallowed armies, buried gods in silence, and never once smiled doing it. But when he was died in his final raid and struck by a collapsing system fragment, he awoke in a different world—forced into a clown’s shoes and bound by a curse that mocks his very soul. Now, in a palace of politics and masks, Jungho builds his power not with swords, but with satire. And when the final act comes, the jester won’t bow. He’ll make the gods laugh—and bleed. ----- This is not a translation of a Korean Webnovel, I personally enjoy reading Korean Webtoons and Webnovels, so this is a novel that took inspiration with those elements.

Love between a girl living a lie and the girl who can turn lies into truth. Lin Roen was just another broke, burned-out job applicant - until a simple error landed her in the CEO’s office of the most powerful corporation in the country. Now, the world believes she’s the heiress of the Roen Group. As Lin stumbles through a world of luxury, manipulation, and corporate worship, she is relentlessly pampered by those who believe she’s their salvation. Everyone bows. Everyone obeys. But nothing is what it seems. Lin soon starts to feel that there is something sinister behind the mirrors of lies. Trapped and revered in the corporate world that blends religious fervor and heartless capitalism, there is only one person she can trust - Luc, her perfect assistant. * A slow-burn psychological drama wrapped in corporate satire, mistaken identity, and a love story between two girls on the edge of lies and truth. Cover Design by PagE_PickEr , The Author of "I Will Create a Good Ending for the Yandere Villainess" Discord: https://discord.gg/YpcBDck4Be

What if the emails weren’t just spam? What if, buried in that strange message from a foreign prince or a suspicious business opportunity, there was something else, something real? Reed never thought twice before deleting those messages. Who would? But bad luck clings like static, and desperation makes strange things seem… reasonable. One email. One reply. One mistake that doesn’t feel like a mistake, until it’s too late. Set in a world where scams have teeth and fantasy comes with fine print, The Bliss of Ignorance is a satirical descent into a truth no one asked for. It's about falling into the cracks between what’s real and what we’re willing to believe. Because sometimes, ignorance isn’t just bliss—it’s the safest option.

"My Girlfriend Says She's an Ancient Goddess?!" (Sabi ng Girlfriend Ko, DIYOSA daw siya?!) is a romantic comedy laced with satire and magic, set in the vibrant city of Quezon, Philippines. The story follows Alex, a young delivery rider who dropped out of college and scrapes by with odd jobs, trapped in a dull existence where rain and disappointment are routine. Everything changes one night when he crosses paths with Mayuri, an eccentric young woman who claims to be an ancient goddess from the celestial kingdom of Kaluwalhatian. As Alex deals with personal and health struggles, Mayuri—curious, bossy, and utterly clueless about technology—pulls him into a chaotic yet hilarious cohabitation. Between memories of divine realms, a fear of mice, strawberry ice cream, and chocolate milkshakes, an unlikely relationship begins to bloom—one that will change them both. Blending manga-style humor, everyday melancholy, and reimagined Filipino mythology, this novel is a heartfelt and whimsical exploration of how love, friendship, and the past can help us rediscover who we truly are.

“He gave me a potato... First, I mocked him... But then I ascended to a new level...” “I asked him for his name... He calmly said: Just Potato Man.” “He offered me mashed potatoes, and I woke up with mana seeping out of my eyeballs...” Welcome to Olythera—a world ruled by mana-infused warlords, sword saints who split mountains, and mages who duel with meteor storms. Power is earned through blood, battle, and divine right. ...Except for one man. A barefoot farmer, wearing a burlap sack, carrying a hoe like it’s the holy grail, and offering you a warm, slightly salted potato. Everyone laughed... Until their spell circles shattered and their kingdoms bowed. He is Potato Man. No, he’s not here to save the world. No, he doesn’t want to be a hero. He just wants to wander, grow his crops, and hand out potatoes like a strange, starchy messiah. -But here's the catch:- *Every potato eaten gives him mana.* *Every bite grants XP.* *Feed a village? He levels up.* *Feed a kingdom? He becomes a myth.* *Feed the world? He becomes a god.* -This is the story of a man who:- *Accidentally creates a potato-based religion* *Turns kingdoms vegetarian through sheer spiritual flavor.* *Builds a global potato network to absorb mana across continents, defeats monsters, demons, and emperors… without ever changing clothes.* *A chill, unstoppable protagonist who gains power by feeding people.* *Magic systems, sword-fights, and spirit beasts, all outclassed by a potato.* *World domination via agriculture.* *ZERO harem. ONE hoe.* *Kingdoms crumbling to the scent of roasted starch *Bonus tags: Mana, Slice-of-life, Farming, Huge World, Satire, Single FL, Medieval Fantasy, Potatoes, Wide Character Range.* *Please support the novel with power stones, for 100 a week, I will post 1 extra chapter, for 200-2, and so on.* *Updates: Twice a day*

Join Lillian Steele, the world’s most famously terrified ghost hunter, on a spine-tingling adventure through the mysterious Heart-ling Forest. Known for its glowing tombstone and whispers of a ghostly presence, this eerie woodland sets the stage for a thrilling tale of supernatural encounters and social media stardom. Armed with just a torch, a night-vision camera, and her loyal eBunnee followers, Lillian dives into the darkness, chasing viral fame through her heart-pounding, scream-filled explorations. When Lillian crosses paths with Larisa, a lively and mischievous spirit with a knack for stealing the spotlight, her ghost-hunting journey takes a delightfully unexpected turn. Together, they navigate a world where the paranormal meets the viral, blending spooky thrills with quirky humor. Alongside Lillian’s friends Eliza and Kai, they chase clout on the addictive eBunnee platform, forming unlikely bonds in a quest for internet fame that echoes through the supernatural. Perfect for readers who love paranormal adventures, witty banter, and a satirical take on social media culture.

“It's What You Think” is a satirical current affairs show where Singapore's suavest civil servant, Mr. Lim Boon Seng, explains global chaos with bureaucratic charm and dry wit. From geopolitics to cryptocurrency, every episode skewers international affairs through Singaporean eyes—measured, pragmatic, and always politely amused. Truth, after all, is perspective.

An overconfident young shaman arrives in the remote village of Barangay Bawangon expecting a routine mission to impress his legendary grandfather, founder of an NGO for the supernaturally afflicted—but the village’s grotesque curse quickly shatters his plans. As he uncovers the origins of the affliction, Jolo is forced to confront buried secrets, his own arrogance, and the true cost of healing. This darkly comic and imaginative tale blends Filipino folklore, supernatural horror, and sharp social satire to explore tradition, power, and the consequences of both.

In a near-future dominated by AI and influencer culture, Ned Wazx uploads himself into the social media account of his wife, hoping to understand her better. But instead of finding clarity, he finds himself trapped in a digital purgatory where every post is a prison and every like erases a piece of his identity. Blending sci-fi with satire, Trapped in the Algorithm explores the dangers of living online, the fragility of selfhood, and what happens when love becomes content.

Comic fantasy — with a dash of existential crisis. Before time, before space, there was only chaos — and from it emerged Omê, a cosmic creator with more power than sense... After shaping galaxies, black holes, and absurd creatures just to fill the void, Omê stumbles upon something stronger than anything he’s ever made: boredom. In an attempt to escape his own monotony, he creates Omnimaru — an all-knowing being tasked with entertaining the Creator for all eternity. But when Omê decides to visit the human world as a limited mortal, everything spirals out of control. Thus begins a ridiculous and comedic journey through the mysteries of humanity — seen through the eyes of a bored god and his sarcastic assistant. Divine Boredom is an irreverent satire about power, routine, existence, and the chaotic beauty of everyday life.

Genre: Dark Fantasy, Dark Comedy, Satir Mitologis, Slice of Afterlife Sinopsis: Setelah mati karena lembur tiga hari tiga malam, seorang pegawai kantoran perempuan bereinkarnasi ke dunia mitologi Yunani—bukan sebagai dewi, bukan sebagai pahlawan, tapi sebagai tubuh sisa Medusa. Tanpa kepala. Tanpa kekuatan. Hanya versi chibi, kecil, lemah, dan sarkastik. Dunia mitos sudah berjalan. Legenda telah selesai. Tapi tubuh ini bangkit kembali, dengan ingatan Medusa... dan pikiran manusia modern yang cuma ingin cuti panjang. Saat para dewa mulai merasa terganggu, dan para pahlawan kehilangan arah tanpa musuh, "monster kecil" ini menolak naskah lama dan menulis ulang hidupnya dari Pulau Sisa—wilayah netral di luar cerita.

Nine-to-Five Cultivator follows the story of Xu Liang, a burnt-out corporate worker who unexpectedly wakes up in a fantastical world of immortal cultivators—not as a heroic warrior, but as an underappreciated office clerk in the Cultivation Administration Bureau. Instead of ascending to greatness through martial prowess or mystical power, Xu Liang must navigate a surreal maze of celestial paperwork, spiritual audits, and bureaucratic duels. Armed with nothing but his spreadsheet-sharpened instincts, a hidden sword, and a quiet determination, Xu Liang faces absurd challenges that mirror the politics and dysfunction of his old office life—only now with magical consequences. As he uncovers a growing conspiracy within the Bureau involving forged documents, stolen artifacts, and covert factions, Xu Liang finds himself at the heart of a power struggle that could destabilize the entire immortal hierarchy. A wry, satirical cultivation tale about power, protocol, and surviving paperwork hell, Nine-to-Five Cultivator proves that even in a world of immortals, the pen (and an impeccably filed form) may be mightier than the sword.

Ethan, a terminally ill young man with nothing to lose, retreats to the countryside to live out his final days in peace. But peace isn’t what he finds. Armed with advanced alien biotechnology and a mysterious Hive Mind AI, Ethan becomes the secret god of a miniature “sandbox world,” where time moves faster and evolution is in his hands. What begins as a quiet experiment in gene splicing and ecosystem crafting quickly spirals into a mad, hilarious, and often epic clash between Ethan and a group of unsuspecting players who enter his sandbox through what they think is just a hardcore survival game. Unbeknownst to them, Ethan watches their every move—from evolving chicken-like toxins to crafting sentient furniture—and occasionally smites them with a slap… or roasts them alive for dinner. From engineering magical civilizations and mythical beasts, to trolling overeager players with psychological warfare, Ethan’s sandbox becomes a chaotic crucible of creativity, tragedy, and divine comedy. But behind the satire and cosmic pranks lies a bigger question: can a dying man, with nothing but time and infinite control, build a world where immortality isn’t just a dream?

Felix Ariel, a typical Floridian, found himself transported to a mysterious kingdom in another world. However, a misunderstanding led to Felix accidentally killing the king, resulting in his untimely demise. Following this tragic event, Felix's spirit encountered a mysterious being who identified as Felix's ancestor. This entity claimed that Felix had been cursed by an unknown individual. For Felix's safety, the ancestor bestowed upon him a system for self-defense. Upon returning to Earth, Felix realized that he would be transmigrated to the alternate world at noon due to the lingering curse. To prepare for this unexpected transmigration, Felix relied on the system, which required him to gather oil and gold to enhance his abilities. Thus began Felix's quest in the other world. With his system, he brought firearms and an ambition to spread liberty... for prosperity and freedom. ... Author's note: I got burnt out after trying to write a serious, action-packed story. So, I guess I'll return to what I do best: writing a stupid comedy novel. Again, this is a satire story. Expect memes and stereotypes. Don't take anything seriously. Lastly, this story takes place after Florida Man's General Store in Cultivation World. The MC is Leo's descendant. You don't need to read the previous novel to understand this story, but those who have will enjoy some easter eggs.

The Birthday of the Infanta by Oscar Wilde is a richly detailed narrative that blends beauty with tragedy, exploring complex themes of love, loss, and human nature. The Body Snatcher by Robert Louis Stevenson, this short story focuses on a group of men who meet regularly at an inn and become involved in a mysterious encounter with a renowned doctor. The story explores themes of identity, morality, and the weight of past actions. The Nose by Nikolai Gogol is an absurd and satirical tale that tells the strange story of a barber who finds a nose in a bun in Saint Petersburg. This discovery triggers a series of comical and peculiar events in the plot. The Most Dangerous Game (aka The Hounds of Zaroff) by Richard Connell, is a classic work of literature that tells a story of action and adventure with horror overtones. The plot follows two hunters, one turned prey on a mysterious island.The Great Keinplatz Experiment by Sir. Arhutr Conan Doyle, this book tells a story about a peculiar experiment carried out in the fictional town of Keinplatz. Through an immersive narrative and intriguing characters, The Book explores themes of scientific curiosity and human behavior.The Monkey's Paw by W. W. Jacobs, this book tells the story of a magical monkey's paw that grants its owner three wishes, with unexpected and tragic consequences. The plot revolves around themes of destiny, consequences and the supernatural, creating a captivating and somber narrative. The Lady with the Little Dog by Anton Chekhov is a story that follows Dmitri Gomov, a married man who begins an affair with Anna Sergueyevna, a woman who is also engaged. The narrative explores the complexities of love, infidelity and human emotions against a backdrop of society and social conventions.

The content summary describes the story framework of a network novel. This novel combines elements such as Eastern fantasy, time travel, system flow, villain counterattack and so on, and features a certain degree of humor and unconventionality. The story summary is as follows: - **Protagonist and background**: The protagonist, Qin Feng, travels through time to the ancient and desolate world and becomes the eldest young master of the Qin family. His twin younger brother is the so-called "chosen one" and possesses a rare Supreme Bone. - **System and choices**: Qin Feng originally expected to reach the peak of his life by relying on his younger brother's strength, but was guided by an improper system to be a villain. The system seems to have rewarded Qin Feng's act of digging out his younger brother's Supreme Bone and gave him the ability of "Invincible Heavy Pupil". - **Morality and truth**: In the story, Qin Feng's actions are spurned by the entire ancient and desolate world, who believe that he is unscrupulous in his pursuit of power. However, when the truth is eventually revealed, people find that behind Qin Feng's actions are unknown hardships, and his actions actually hide profound reasons and sacrifices. - **Theme exploration**: Overall, this story has a certain degree of satire and black humor. At the same time, it also discusses the relationships between morality, kinship and power. It may aim to explore the complexity of human nature and people's choices in extreme situations. This story framework integrates multiple popular elements and aims to provide readers with both thrilling and profound reading experiences.

穿書後，女主把我搞到手了？ - original name Author :- 洛小湃 Status in COO:- 83 total chapters ( 81 main + 2 extras) Wei Miao was reborn in a book called "The Domineering President Series: Campus Sweetheart Don't Try to Run" and became a vicious female supporting character who was crazy about the male protagonist in the original book and satirized and framed the female protagonist. And Wei Miao, who is bound to the positive energy system, is asked to save the abused heroine in exchange for his own life in the book world. So the heroine couldn't enter the dormitory door; Wei Miao: I'll help you. The heroine was bullied; Wei Miao: I will protect her. The heroine is sick; Wei Miao: I will take care of her. The heroine is in danger; Wei Miao: I will save you. Until the heroine Liang Qianwei blushed and hugged Wei Miao's waist and said: I want you; Wei Miao:???When did the heroine bend? Forget it, my life is all yours! content tags: Sweet article, Chuan Shu, Shuang article Campus search keywords: Protagonist: Wei Miao, Liang Qianwei ┃ Supporting roles: Song Mengmeng, Wang Xiao, Lu Weinan ┃ Others: Chuan Shu, gl one sentence introduction : After rescuing the heroine, something started to go wrong with the heroine? Purpose: To achieve a positive life through unremitting efforts.

"With this system, I'll become the world's greatest seducer! If it doesn't kill me first..." I was a nobody, a short fatty Otaku. Then, a girl's voice popped into my head: [Seduce a woman within a month or die.] "What the hell...how? I'm an 18-year-old virgin..." [7+ looks only. No slam donkeys.] "You’re forcing me to die!” Facing annihilation, I saw no choice but to join the international community of pick up artists, and from that day forward, my boring student life became filled with craziness and womanizing. I just had one problem: "Why are all these guys insane?!?" Pick Up Artist: One who uses specialized tactics to seduce women. Additional Tags: weak to strong, supernatural, action, fantasy, funny, dungeon, face smacking, bloodlines, modern, harem, r-18, litrpg,magic, cultivation, martial arts, shameless protagonist, parody, satire, succubus, netori, adult, ecchi, sex, hidden gem, drama, wuxia, adventure, mature, school life, seinen, princess, billionaire, werewolves, xuanhuan, erotic, erotica, romance, revenge, polygamy, psychological, r18, 18, 18+, smut, hentai, comedy, light novel, alchemy, system. *No Netorare or Yuri. *If you dislike harem, I guarantee this one will be different and become the best harem you've read on WN. There are colorful characters, no bad romance, and no annoying female conflicts driving the plot. *Every volume so far has been even better than the prior one. *If you're wary of reading originals, I assure you that I'm a native English speaker and you'll find the writing here to be at a print professional standard. If I said this story had the 2nd best grammar on Webnovel, no author or translator would dare say theirs had the 1st. *If you doubt any of the above, please read the hundreds of 5-star reviews. Some originals may have more reviews because they're older or get more marketing from Webnovel, but I doubt they have more glowing 5-star reviews. RELEASE SCHEDULE: 1 new chapter posted every day by 12 pm Est/12 am GMT+8. Bonus chapters don't have a set time, but if there are some pending, on per day is posted for 2 chaps/day total. Join the largest Webnovel Discord of 2500+ readers for character art and more: https://discord.gg/VSKzgzV8J9 (case-sensitive) If you'd like to make a Paypal donation to support the cultural cause of the novel and author: https://bit.ly/3lU4xD1

The Newest Testament is a hilarious biblical satire following the adventures of Big G(God's street name). It is a fabulous piece of writing that is not only completely separate from anything people on web novel are used to reading, but has the unique niche of being probably too offensive for actual Christians but containing several jokes that are hard to understand if you are not well informed regarding the religion.

Micah Carrington is convinced that he is cursed. Cursed to escape from a forbidden, ill-advised, badly-thought-out romance, only to end up in another relationship that is every bit as forbidden, ill-advised, and badly-thought-out. His current target? His freshly widowed mother-in-law, the Duchess Elyth Welland of Kellynich. His current goal? To become his own father-in-law. And Micah is nothing if not determined. His sweet little wife Adeline? An easily pacified lamb. Society's judgement and condemnation? The buzzing of flies. Duchess Welland's grief? Well, the undivided attention of a dashing young man can surely make her forget about an old fogey who couldn't get it up for the past twenty years of his life. "Her Grace will soon be mine!" Disclaimer: This book is shaping up to be a satirical fuckfest with various permutations and combinations in terms of gender and orientation. If that's not your thing, click away.

I am a fruit of lies.....satire......Hehe...

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Bizarre politicians are dragging the world into a hallucinatory war! two lunatic presidents. Inflated egos and madness of aggrandizement are dragging the world into a doomed war!!! Genre-fiction, Comedy, Political Satire, Bizarre leaders, Fake Media, Unscrupulous Politicians, and Hollywood Superstars. synopsis two lunatic presidents. two superpowers leaders with inflated egos and madness of aggrandizement, and the madness of controlling the world are dragging the world into a delusional, crazy, and uncontrollable surreal war. Two conflicted presidents, each driven by delusion and greed, dream of ruling the globe. To meet their goals, they resort to fraud, bribery, and corruption. Alexander Monroe - the president of the Democratic Organization, and Suleiman Assad - the president of the Free Islamic Forces, find themselves dragged into an inevitable war. Barney Chaplin the entertainer, the nerdy minister of education who opposes the idiotic war. He became Monroe's deputy and was sent to the front lines in the Fata Morgana desert to entertain his troops, while clearly risking his own life. The performance of President Monroe and the members of his government is examined by the government psychiatrist Professor Cheers, and everyone understands that it is better that someone supervises her as well... During the illusory war, well-known Hollywood actors who have passed their time are forced to function as deadly commandos and go beyond enemy lines. Meanwhile, Barney is captured and looks to be executed until Monroe produces a plan to save him. Other countries and international organizations are restricted from intervening in this dire situation. Both leaders were charged with war crimes. To escape the consequences of their actions, they wield the Doomsday Device to hold the world hostage with incredible results. https://youtu.be/SIZmx0t1JhQ story possibilities 92000 Words • A feature film (114 pages-ready and available) • T.V. series (first draft) • A film in three sequels in the style of The Lord of the Rings (first draft) • An animated film/series (first draft) • Graphic Novel/comics (first draft) • Movie/series for the internet • Movie/series for mobile • Computer/mobile game • All kinds of merchandise ATTACHING: SHORT ANIMATION/COMPCS SAMPLES/CHARACTERS SAMPLES/OUTLINE/CHARACTERS DESCRIPTIONS About me Itzhak Begerano - kim72816@gmail.com I am a disabled author and screenwriter from Israel with a penchant for writing psychological thrillers, Drama, Comedy, Fantasy, Science fiction, and Satire. I studied Directing and Screenwriting at the prestigious College of Film and Television. I'm now retired but still, write. ___________

[Moved to my main account under the title My Yandere Harem is a Nightmare under the psudeonym Margrave.] Kline has a curse. Whenever he makes a woman smile, she shows up half-traumatized the next day—assuming she doesn't have broken bones. His luck abruptly changed when he got a system to overcome his curse. 28 days later, he was a handsome superhuman with female-attracting pheromones and cheat codes to become a billionaire with a harem. Did life get easier? Hell no! Once he started attracting women, his hidden yandere stalkers came out of the shadows and resorted to desperate measures to "protect him" from losing his virginity. Now in the open, facing each other for the first time, the yanderes devolved into a battle royale to protect him and win his love. - This is a [comedy]. It's immature and unrealistic and will likely turn you into a human vegetable with a permanent, drooling smile. In other words, it's perfect. The mc is the worst, but that's okay because the yanderes are the best. Each has a cocktail of wild mental health disorders that add a whole new dimension to the character trope. So prepare yourself for a rollercoaster and enjoy the ride. [Warning: Mature Content.] — Entry for the November 16th Fantasy Carnival Writing Contest! Please stone me to death for your ultimate amusement. — Comedy | System | Harem | Romance | Yandere | Tsundere | Softcore Smut | Lol Wut | Read It | High-Level Satire | Immature Dick Jokes | Everything Between | You're Welcome