Snape Pee

Completed but under editing. Continues in: Reign of the Time Gap Queen The plot thickens as you read. MATURE CONTENT! Free Reading. Give it a fair read before disregarding it or you'll miss out on a lot, or at least read the second novel and come back after editing is completed. No love-triangle. Vol 0: 1-15 "What else did you find?" "Well, I found our first female pregnant corpse but..." I paused not sure if I wanna share this with him or not. "But?" Orlando repeated. "I don't know something is odd about how she died. Her neck wasn't broken but it appears to be crushed. On the side of her neck, I saw two round holes resembling to look like fangs or some sorta sharp pointed teeth." I finally just told him. He first looked at me weirdly before bursting out into laughter. "Fangs like a vampire?" He teased and I should've seen this coming. I burst into a hard enough uproar to pee myself. "You are so mean!" I chuckled. "Alright, I'll be nice to my vampire nerd," he said winking at me. "You haven't found anybody else that lived in the city?" He asked just wondering. "Oddly enough, we haven't," I shared. Yet Orlando does it again. "Yup, that definitely sounds like a vampire to me!" 24-year-old Victoria Perkins is a trainee archeologist and paleontologist. On her way to earning her first degree with the best outscoring records in her class. Victoria was given a lifetime opportunity to excavate in Egypt. Many team members were chosen and hired by Mr. Collin who is funding the excavation to find a Pharaoh. During the excavation, her psychic gift to mentally travel between past and present was triggered. By using her time-gap gift she found the clues the Pharaoh had left behind for his love to find him. Which made her team leader and boss named Tom envious that she keeps finding these artifacts. Following each clue, Victoria found the Pharaoh but was fired by Tom the next day. So her team carried on without her to study this mummified Pharaoh. Something about his remains didn't seem natural. Before any questions could be answered the whole team was Murdered. All but Victoria. She was blamed for the crime and arrested. Without trial, she was found guilty and left to rot in her cell awaiting execution. ~ Vol 1:16-377 Kai strides up and embraced his hands around my waist. "Humm," Kai hummed so poetically that I found myself captured by how sexy he is. He leaned forward into my ear whispering seductively. "Or maybe it's because deep down inside. You like me more than you are willing to admit." His words breathed into my ear like an easy-flowing breeze. I found myself melting in goo for this man who kidnapped me. ~ One of the most powerful multi-billionaire Empire CEOs of the world was the Collin Royal family business. Kai Collin came to Egypt and bailed her out and paid for her Freedom. Well, her Freedom from jail but not from him. Victoria learned the hard way she was now the property of Kai Collin. But who was this mysterious Kai Collin? Everybody knew the Collin family but Kai Collin's name had submerged from out of nowhere. Yet that wasn't half of the mystery. Victoria was trapped by this mysterious attractive man who acted strange; Kai didn't know how to drive or what a cell phone was. Even though her heart belongs to her fiance, Orlando Mill the son of an equally powerful Empire CEO family too. But this doesn't stop Kai from becoming possessive of her enough that he steals her away from Orlando. Between her lover, kidnapper, and much worse that lurks within the shadows; How much heartbreak and loss can Victoria face? Who is the real villain creeping into Victoria's life only to kill everyone she's dearest to? Vol 0: Is about the excavation in Egypt and Victoria's relationship with Orlando. Vol 1: Kai joins the story. Murder will happen. There will be some hot steamy love scenes. Things will get dark, sensitive, emotional, creepy, and a bit bloody for some viewers.

Li Wei, a webnovel addict, wakes up in a wild world ruled by powerful, beastly women. In this land, men are rare and treated like prized trophies. Now, Li Wei is the hottest catch, with every beast queen, from the seductive panther Charlotte to the fiery wolf Emma, pursuing him. Armed with his quick wit and webnovel knowledge, Li Wei must survive the jungle of desire, outsmart the women hunting him, and maybe even flip the script on this beastly world. "Now off your trouser it's time to get to work, I want to have babies that look just like you". Charlotte said as she stared at him like a little pervert while licking her lips. "Ehn?! Huh?! Somebody send help!! Aren't you tired? Huh?". Li Wei said in an heartbroken and pitiful voice. "You look so delicious when you are scared hubby". Charlotte said as she laughed hysterically which almost made Li Wei to pee in his pants.

I was instructed to not tell him.... I don't understand why he isn't allowed to know. He has every right to know. I unfortunately have to listen to my father and Dumbledore on the matter. My name is Iris Elizabeth Snape and this is how Harry finds out he has a sister.

in this story you will find out. what will happened. if Severus Snape survive in the Shrieking Shack and Pretended to die. and secretly started a research of his own. in time magic and after many years. when he was 189 years old. he found a way to go back in time. and now he opened his eyes he was just hanging upside down. in his 15 years old body. of a student's fifth year at Hogwarts. he was not professor snape. what we see in the movie or read in the books. because he has changed. Time changes everything. now he only wants three think 1. fun in his life 2. protect Lily 3.????? now he is 189 years old man in the body of 15 years old he was alone for 151 years and research on magic but now he want some fun. ........................ Here are a few potential paths Severus Snape might take: Embrace his second chance: With a new lease on life and the opportunity to relive his youth, Severus Snape may decide to embrace the chance for a fresh start. He could choose to make different decisions, build new relationships, and explore a life that deviates from his previous path. Reconnect with familiar faces: As a younger version of himself, Severus Snape may choose to reconnect with individuals from his past, such as Lily, who he has an intense desire to protect. He could attempt to foster a stronger friendship or romantic connection with her, striving to alter the course of their relationship and potentially prevent her tragic fate. Pursue a lighter-hearted approach: Severus Snape, having spent a significant portion of his life in isolation and research, may decide to prioritize fun and enjoyment in his newfound youth. He could seek out adventures, explore magical talents, and indulge in activities that bring him joy, all while navigating the challenges and expectations of being a Hogwarts student. Seek a new purpose: With one of his stated goals being to protect Lily, Severus Snape may also search for a greater purpose beyond fun and enjoyment. He may focus on preventing future tragedies, contributing positively to the wizarding world, or perhaps even altering the course of history to bring about a more favorable outcome for those he cares about. It is important to note that Severus Snape's actions would be influenced by his unique personality, motivations, and the circumstances he finds himself in during this altered timeline. Ultimately, the choices he makes would shape his journey and the direction English is not my first language i don't own any characters. all characters belongs to J. K. Rowling

In Kyle’s Dark Ascent, Kyle finds himself transported into the world of Harry Potter, where he gains access to a unique power known as the "Emo Chest" system. By provoking intense reactions and raising the blood pressure of those around him, he can unlock magical treasure chests. His first reward grants him a dark talent: the "Heart of Black Magic," which corrupts any spell he uses, transforming it into dark magic. Even as a young child, Kyle's reputation grows. At five, he roams Knockturn Alley as the infamous "Blood Demon." By the age of seven, he's already been sent to Azkaban, where the dementors crown him as their king. At Hogwarts, Kyle's chaotic abilities become a constant source of frustration for his professors. Professor McGonagall reprimands him for turning a needle into a dementor with Transfiguration. Professor Flitwick is bewildered when a simple levitation charm sends part of the castle flying. Even Professor Snape warns Dumbledore that Kyle is destined to become the next Dark Lord. But Kyle has grander ambitions. "Dark Lord?" he scoffs. "Call me Satan. One day, even the devil will be ashamed not to have my name tattooed on his back." Darkly humorous and filled with magical mayhem, Kyle’s Dark Ascent chronicles the rise of a boy determined to make his mark on the wizarding world, one chaotic spell at a time.

******************** Rye knew the exact moment his gaze slid down her face to her chest, as he leaned closer until she could feel his breath on her neck. Hot and steamy sending shivers down her spine as she felt him lean his muscles against her bosom. “You want me! You can deny it but I can feel it through the bond we share,” “Klas!” Rye gasped pushing against him with her eyes closed. Her eyes snaped open, shocked to feel him pull away something she was convinced he would never do. “FINE!” His deep voice echoing through the desolate mansion they stood in, after he sent all the servants off. “I’ll give you five seconds to leave Rye. After that, if you’re still here, I’ll make you regret ever pushing me away.” “One…” “Wha-what?” “Two…” Rye knew she should leave. Sleeping with Klas was something she had sworn never to do. They were just using each other. She needed his blood, and he needed her to remove the chains that bound his powers. Yet, the pleasure that thrummed through her body when he had kissed her was unforgettable. “Four…” In a panic, Rye finally found the strength to move but by then it was already too late and she saw it in his eyes just as she moved to walk past him. A cruel glint that made her wish she left when she had the chance to. “Five…” *************** The plan was for the both of them to work together and get what they wanted. Him-the throne. Her- the blue stone that would send her back to the human world. Rye had no idea when the plan changed and less how to adjust to it.

In an alternate universe of the Harry Potter series, a man from modern-day London is reincarnated as Lilith Rosier, a young witch with an insatiable thirst for power. Granted three wishes upon his reincarnation, he chooses exceptional skills in Transmutation, the appearance of Lily Evans, and a background tied to House Rosier. As Lilith grows up in an orphanage and later attends Hogwarts, she excels in Potions, Defense Against the Dark Arts, and especially in Transmutation, driven by a desire for control and power. Lilith’s journey takes a dark turn under the mentorship of Bellatrix Lestrange, who molds her into a ruthless and deranged follower of Voldemort. Her dual life at Hogwarts becomes a precarious balance as she maintains a facade of normalcy while embracing her dark side. Her proficiency in dark magic and her increasing instability alarm her professors, including Albus Dumbledore and Severus Snape, who sense the growing darkness within her.

A missing body of a prince and a dead body of a Queen at the Royal party. Princess Hazel lost her mother at an early age and she grew up with a step mother who was heartless like his father. At a royal party she is framed for murder by princess Lama and princess Lydia who also thinks she is the one who sent intruders to attack her. This fueled up a war between five kingdoms who were in peace. let's find out who will save her and how

Inspired by real events "Mama, I don't want to drink water. It's already so late if I drink water then I'll have to get up again to pee." "Okay then at least keep this glass by your bedside I don't want to go all the way back to the kitchen to put the glass away," Mama said, a little too angrily. Asia was taken aback by the harsh tone. Also, weirdly. Her mother looked very strange. She looked unfamiliar in an eerie manner. Asia couldn't exactly put a finger on what was wrong but there was something, for sure. She, hesitantly, took the glass of water and gulped it down. As she was drinking something, that felt like a snake, the glass caught her tongue and started pulling her tongue down. She dropped the glass to the floor and started screaming and tugging at her tongue. A blood-curdling scream left her mouth. The pain she that was feeling was none like any other she had ever felt. Her mind started to get numb. She wailed and cried but Mama stood there, smiling a bit, not even moving an inch to help her. All of a sudden, she felt footsteps approaching maybe it was her brother that has came to help her, she looked towards the left to see that her brother and her mother were running towards her, she looked towards her right, stunned and scared to find that where her mother was previously standing, there was no one. She stopped feeling the snake tugging at her tongue. She looked at her hands, felt her face and looked down at the floor where she had thrown the glass but there were no shards of glasses which should've been there. That wasn't the first time. Asia Chohan had been seeing strange things ever since she took a hold of this new "money". Not only her, but her entire family had been experiencing surreal events that could only happen in their heads... except that it's not. Or are they? Add to your library to find out. Asia had become a money-hungry, self-serving, ruthless girl after suffering from a troubled childhood. The new money that her family acquired her and her family. But with new money, come new problems. She and her family are seeing, imagining and actively participating in things that are apparently not real. Slowly but surely, the selfish family loses its mind. One after the other bad things, annoying situations start breeding and prospering. ho is the mastermind behind the destruction of the Chohan family? And is there a bone of kindness that might help them to save themselves or are they just made dark filthy evil hood?

ARON CARLOS- only son and sole heir of the Carlos group and Mafia king. With Greek god’s personality and muderous aura. Women can die to have a single glance of him. Anyone can tell the power and authority he have just by looking at him . No one can dare to look straight at him. His eyes alone were enough to make people pee in their pants. No one dare to match their eyes with him. Nor they can imagine how a person can be this cruel. He shows no mercy at all no matter who is in front of him. His face is devoid of all emotions. Anyone can’t tell a difference between a rock and him. DR.SERVILIA KNIGHT- the only daughter of knight family and manager of Go Life hospital. One of the best and reputed surgeon across the country. Any men can fell for her with that innocent face and black doe eyes. And her over friendly nature and love for everyone was one of her best quality and weaknesses as well. She can cross any limit for her loved once. She can’t forget even a single person who was close to her at any phase of her life for lifetime. She mean her every word she said. Her main problem is she can’t hurt anyone nor she can hate anyone and it is one of her promise also that she had made to herself. When Servilia and Aron first meet at Nixon’s warehouse. Servilia is looking at Aron with her eyes full of hopes that he will save her. And meanwhile Aron who was looking at Servilia with a softness in his eyes for the first time . Why Servilia is looking at Aron with hopes the man who doesn’t show a little mercy to anyone and why Aron was looking at Servilia with the hint of softness in his eyes for the first time ?? Is there something more to this? So let’s see how these to complete opposite personalities will be able to be together?? Will Servilia is a hope of light in the dark world of Aron?? Will she be able to find the real Aron ?? Will she able to change him? ever ??

"I think that your brother is hotter than you. I'm leaving you" Kate Roberts, a high school student, is always referred as a 'good for nothing', while his twin sister Anna Roberts, is the queen of her class and is currently dating the hottest guy of the school, Brandon Johnson, who is often called the 'prince' of Kerlin County High. He is the best at everything he does. But suddenly, he dumps Anna, know the reason why? Check out the hottest and cutest love story, but it's just a bit different....how exactly? Well, you surely checked the genres. We've got you sarcastic humour- "I'm so fucking fabulous- I pee glitter, shit cupcakes and fart rainbows!!" Relatable humour- "..... I'm experiencing life at the rate of 1000 WTFs per hour" Friendship shit humour- "Oh Kate, what are you doing?" "Oh you know, hunting elephants" Killer humour "TWO PEOPLE DIED HERE!! AND ALL YOU CARE ABOUT IS THE BROKEN GLASS WINDOW?! LIKE SERIOUSLY?!" Exaggerated humour- "You were supposed to clean a toilet! Not flush down two teachers with toilet water! How difficult was it?!" "...." Dirty humour "WHY CAN'T WE BE NORMAL?!" "Suck it, Harry" "Suck who?" "......" And of course more and more humour and romance "I love you with all my butt... I'd say heart but my butt is bigger" Time to have a laughter of your life!! "I have a bad memory" "How bad is it?" "How bad is what?" ALL I WANT IS YOU BABY!!

This is the story of a woman who struggled to study and graduated peacefully Sorting Hat: What was your greatest wish to come to Hogwarts? Aurora: I want to graduate peacefully, go back to school, and finally create with my own hands... Sorting Hat: Hufflepuff!! Here's a story that perfectly confirms Murphy's Law: Aurora: Remus, I just heard from those guys that there is a new teacher who is going to teach us Potions, supposedly Snape. Do you know him? I looked like they were desperate. Lupin: (A thousand words in the wind) Here's a story of Hufflepuff and Slytherin fighting wits and bravery all the way to the face: She pondered for a long time, and finally decided to write a letter for help: What to do if the fan article of the teacher is seen by the teacher himself, online, etc., is quite urgent. Here's a story about the saga: Old alumnus: You were a legend back then. I haven't seen it for a few years, is there anything more legendary to say and hear? Aurora: Does it count if you push down your dean?

Odin a young poor orphan, determined to build his own empire and make a name for himself, struggles with only one thing in mind, to never fall in love again and to just be a playboy.

2 brothers. Rich and affluent vampires. Both fell for the same girl, except she is a child of mother earth with powers and strength which makes her a force to be reckoned with. Ace and Hadwin Wagner met Astrid when she saved Hadwin's from an accident. Set in a fictional city of Anubia, with lush forests and city intertwined to form a prosperous country. A modern city where both humans and vampires live in relative harmony until a mutation threatens to ripple the balance. Will both brother still fight for the very person who could be their death or turn it into their saviour? Whom will Astrid choose? A snippet of the novel as below: Astrid drank the warm lemon honey water and stared at his chest again. She could not help herself but ask, `The words on your chest. What does it mean?’ `Show me?’ Ace smirked. Astrid knew what he was doing, and she played along. Her fingers trailed to the Japanese words and stopped there. `Zephyr belongs to me.’ He muttered. `And this?’, Astrid spoke softly, her fingers moving to the opposite direction. `Divine, precious lady. Time for action now’. He grabbed her fingers and started kissing each, starting from the base to their tips, maintaining his eye contact with her. It was so sensual and stimulating, his soft lips kissing as if her fingers were her lips. Astrid felt butterflies fluttering in her stomach. Her left hand unconsciously, touch his face and he leaned on her hands, she mustered enough courage to prevent her mind from going into an overdrive of sentiments, and uttered `I need to pee’. Ace chuckled and smooched her cheek. The image belong to Avatar the Last Airbender.

Harry Potter fanfic about a seemingly insignificant Ravenclaw and her seven years in Hogwarts (from 1991-final battle) **I don't have the books, and I'm going to try to use what I can remember as knowledge, but I'm going to be honest that most of the scenes are going to be made up and use movie/Fannon knowledge. ** I'm writing a harry potter fanfiction. Warning: Hermione and Harry are POC. Hermione is mixed (she's light enough that you wouldn't think she's anything other than white, but her hair gives you pause. Her dad's black.) And harry is Mixed as well (I'll leave it up to you to decide his ethnicity, but I don't want to open that bag of worms. but he's something. Just, obviously not white.) MAJOR CHANGES FOR READERS TO KNOW: Harry is bisexual, and he's not going to end up with Ginny, (deal with it,) And It'll be explained in the fifth year with a lot of drama. Hermione and Ron also won't end up together. They'll date, but (and, SPOILER) Ron will end up with Lavender, and Hermione...well, surely, you can guess. Tall, dark, and broken English? Fred lives. Draco never gets the mark. He's still the adorably meanspirited boy, but... well, I'll let you find out after I write it. Snape is cruel but redeemable. He didn't love lily in the way he did in Jk Rowling's version. He has a son. He's not the big bad bully, at least, not to Thea...that's actually how I got this idea! I wanted a character, who was silent and always in the background, not the main character, but just there, and Snape, the terror in Hogwarts students' nightmares, was simply nice to her. Only nice, never cruel. Maybe because she looks so much like Lily...would be a replica, if she had those famed Avada Kedavra green eyes...Yes, but for now, it will simply remain a mystery...

"I think that your brother is hotter than you. I'm leaving you" Kate Roberts, a high school student, is always referred as a 'good for nothing', while his twin sister Anna Roberts, is the queen of her class and is currently dating the hottest guy of the school, Brandon Johnson, who is often called the 'prince' of Kerlin County High. He is the best at everything he does. "WHY CAN'T WE BE NORMAL?!" "Suck it, Harry" "Suck who?" But suddenly, he dumps Anna, know the reason why? Check out the hottest and cutest love story, but it's just a bit different...how exactly? Well, you surely checked the genres. "I'm so fucking fabulous- I pee glitter, shit cupcakes and fart rainbows!" All I Want Is You Baby

This is a story about a devil who awakens thousand years later, using the Great Rebirth technique acquiring the Samsara Divine physique! and starting as a 10 year old Boy, named Devu! This is not your normal self righteous MC. For him it's like: Devu kills a young master, his background support aka his family Head comes along with his full family, he kills all of them. However the background support of this family, the Previous sect leader comes. Finally he kills that background support again. 'Finally the cliche is exterminated.' Just, that moment a heavy pressure engulfed him and pressured him to kneel. Even though, Devu had the willpower to withstand the pressure and hold himself from kneeling but he was like: 'Ah, come on, it's just kneeling' "Who was the one who killed my disciple and his family?" A domineering voice attacked the bunch of people in the restaurant Devu was in, along with himself. "Umm..sir, I K-know the guy who killed Y-Young master and his....family," Devu quickly expressed a fearful face as if he would pee anytime, however unlike what he showcased, his pants were already wet. The voice quickly retorted, "Then what are you waiting for! Hurry up and tell who was it that dared to kill my disciple and his family." Devu:....... "It was this guy," Devu pointed his fingers at a strong Nascent soul peak stage cultivator sitting at the edge of the hall. When that cultivator saw his fingers pointing at him, he was dumbfounded.. "Ehh..Nah, you Brat, it's obvious that you're the one who.." When the Nascent soul peak stage cultivator was about to finish the sentence, he was burned to ashes soon. "Brat, as a result of your good deed for telling me who killed my disciple, Here's your reward," A pouch full of gold coins appeared before him and Devu caught it. Bowing after that voice from where it came from, Devu started eating his remaining food.. All the people who watched him do all these drama obviously knowing that he was the one who killed that powerful man's disciple were dumbfounded. However all of them chose to remain silent because they were afraid to intervene in this man's bussiness. His eyes were scary to them. On the other hand hand, Devu was enjoying his remaining food very jovially while thinking, 'What a cliche, just like always they feared death in the end and chose to be silent...hehe." ...

One day in a dark room a boy sitting on a chair looking at his computer screen smiled after winning an argument online but the smile disappeared as soon as it had come on his face, for sometime after that he surfs through the internet and by mistake clicks on an ad while going to pee in a hurry, the ad took him to a site where on the screen it said: "Accept the system transfer to your being?" "YES" NO"

Resumen: Tom Riddle x Harry Potter: Cuando el Señor Oscuro encuentra a Harry Potter magullado, sangrando y violado. Él toma una decisión que sabe que será lo mejor para todos. Descubrirá que llevar a Harry al lado oscuro puede ser el comienzo de una nueva relación. Severus Snape x Bellatrix Lestrange: Cuando se vean obligados a interpretar a la madre y el padre de Harry Potter, ¿empezarán a enamorarse el uno del otro o será unilateral?                                                                           ******************** La historia original pertenece a The-Author62 en Wattpad

Setelah dibunuh Voldemort, Harry Potter tidak mati. Akan tetapi jiwanya tidak kembali ke badannya semula seperti yang direncanakan Albus Dumbledore, melainkan bermigrasi ke dunia lain sebagai seorang pejabat muda dari klan bergengsi di ibukota negara. Tapi, berhubung prestasinya rata-rata hanya lulus ujian di tingkat kota praja dan ia hanya anak seorang selir dengan latar belakang mantan wanita penghibur dari rumah tangga ketiga, ia pun dilempar di tempat miskin nan tandus yang tingkat kemiskinan penduduknya menyentuh angka 75%. Harry tidak ambil pusing. Ia bisa beradaptasi dengan cepat dan menerima kehidupannya yang baru. Mungkin itu juga bagus. Ia bisa menikmati kehidupan damai. Jauh dari hiruk pikuk intrik dan skema dalam pusaran perebutan kekuasaan. Mungkinkah itu terjadi? Tentu saja tidak mungkin. Seperti kata Profesor Snape kita yang tercinta, Harry berbakat menjadi magnet masalah. Masalah demi masalah berat menumpuk di tempat kerjanya karena tingginya angka kemiskinan menyebabkan tingginya angka kriminalitas dan penyakit sosial lainnya. Persoalan kian meruncing karena kesalahan yang dilakukan kepala klan dalam memihak pangeran calon penerus tahta. Puncaknya, klannya terancam dimusnahkan hingga 9 generasi termasuk Harry. Ini memacunya untuk berjuang ke puncak dunia. Menjadi seorang pejabat Legendaris yang saleh yang kata-katanya dihargai sebagai emas dan membuat siapapun dengan skema jahat harus berfikir berulang kali sebelum menghitungnya.

Aquila was a normal girl or so she thought. But who knows what will happened in the near future? She is about to fall in love for a young man who was once in loved with her sister and still is actually. Will romance and happiness happened? Or fate interrupted? Read and find out more!

Do not read l. Not my work Only for me Makes it more convenient to read

She is a legend in the world of mercenaries. She is a myth in the realm of snipers. The queen of mercenaries in her previous life, betrayed by a trusted friend in a crisis, she lost her life. Reincarnated in her present life, she became a newbie lost in the bottom rung, only to rise to glory again! Assigned as a procurement officer? With a heavy burden on her shoulders, she can still take out the elites in a flash! Doubting her shooting skills? With one shot, she can make you pee in your pants! Trapped by love? She can reject her fiance without a second thought! In a life steeped in iron and blood, she forged her legend. But- Why did that overbearing, handsome, friendless captain suddenly announce to her, "I will control your life and I will protect you!” And so, on the road to legendary glory, she even managed to find some time for a romance. # In this world, some are displaced and some are homeless, but she was moved by this country and found a sense of belonging. Therefore, she was willing to protect this country, just like she had once protected her own life. [Hot Blooded Chapter] There's a legend that in Eastlandia there is a mysterious team- In the desert, the jungle, the maritime territories, the sky, they excel in triphibious combat. People see them as ghosts, capable of anything. * A drill, a surprise attack, a massacre. The sneak attack did not last more than two minutes. Flossie Wright leaned against a doorway, her expression calm, “Playing so ruthlessly, aren’t you afraid of causing resentment?” Inside the room, Hutchinson, after extracting the information he wanted, blew the head off of the last living witness with one shot. Upon hearing this, his eyebrows lifted, his voice careless yet particularly arrogant, “Those who should resent, already do. What do a couple more count for?” “......”

Pee pee poo poo jokes are funny I guess.

||Rewriting/Edited version|| "Together?" "Always." ~ ~ ~ ~ Candice Black, a newly discovered witch to join the legendary Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Is she ready to face the challenge her time there is to bring? Severus Snape, survivalist of two great wars, on a road to recovery and perhaps a better life. But what if a girl - baring the name of his hated rival - interrupts? A story of transformation, healing, and a constant battle with emotions. ~ ~ ~ ~ Disclaimer : Except a few character and events, the majority of the characters and creations belong to JK Rowling. Also, TRIGGER WARNING for the whole story technically. There will be deep moments. There will be mentions of abuse, suicidal thought, self harm and all sorts. I don't want anyone to feel like they haven't been warned, so here ya go. (professor x student) (Snape x OC)

There was a classic saying that prevailed in the era of thermal weapons. "All fear comes from insufficient firepower." Don't believe? Looking at the muzzle of a cannon bigger than your head, and say it again? ... Starting off by being kidnapped, in order to survive, Gao Guang was forced to become a member of a private military contractor. And thus, an unexpected legend began to unfold... Stallone from [First Blood]? Jason Statham from [The Expendables]? Keanu Reeves from [John Wick], the one who's best at using all kinds of firearms? Come on, all of these are nothing compared to Gao Guang!！ --- Finally, until one day, in the field of private military forces, he completely made the term "Gao Guang moment" became a professional term! Countless criminals, mercenaries, murderers, and private armed organizations would pee their pants at the mention of the name Gao Guang! "Hello, my name is Gao Guang." "I am dedicated to providing war-related peripheral services, including but not limited to force, arms, intelligence, and technical support." "As the conscience of the industry, our quality is trustworthy. Please don't hesitate, don't pinch your goddamn wallet, and make an appointment with my beautiful secretary as soon as possible. Warm reminder, we only accept cash." "Gao Guang, Your best choice!"