Snape Spanks Hermione And Becomes Hard

Scholar System, Business System, Confucian Saint System, Oracle System, Bald System, Ancestor System, Myriad Realms System… This is a world overflowing with systems! In this world, everyone can awaken a system of their own! Everyone can cheat their way to the peak of life! However, Xiang Beifei was utterly confused, “Why do all you locals have system cheats while I, as a transmigrator, don’t have one?” Soon, he realized— Not having a system cheat was actually the biggest cheat of all!

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A Salary man is transferred into another world as the tyrant emperor of a dying empire.

There is a star gate in the world, and those who enter it become gods Ren Ye, once shackled in the grim silence of a prison for three and a half years, was suddenly approached by a mysterious figure. The stranger's words cut through the stillness: "If you choose to participate in this game, you may leave now... but the cost? Perhaps death." Years passed. The echoes of the past faded, leaving only the remnants of memories in Ren Ye's mind. He stood alone before the star gate, his gaze fixed on the boundless horizon, a ghost of his former self. The faces of those he once knew blurred, their names slipping through his fingers like water. The year was 2024. The tide was rising, and the dead would mark the passing of time. ........ Edited/Translation, 7 chapters/week minimum. All credits to original author (Pseudo-Ring )

Betrayed by lies and consumed by the mob's fury, the idealistic politician met his end at the hands of the very people he sought to protect. His legacy? Scorn. His dream? Trampled beneath the boots of ignorance. Never again will I serve the whims of the ignorant. When he wakes up in a foreign world, his second chance comes not as a ruler or king but as a frail parish priest in the forgotten outskirts of the Holy Empire. "The masses are nothing but tools—easily swayed, incapable of thought, and blind to reason. To lead is not to serve them, but to wield them." Bound to a mysterious system that rewards with miraculous powers, he begins his ascent—as the Messiah. Armed with the knowledge of his past life and a soul hardened by betrayal, he will transform this crumbling parish, climb the ranks of the Church, and carve a path to the pinnacle of power. In a world ruled by faith and fear, he will forge a new order, not to serve but to dominate. After all, a shepherd does not ask permission to lead the flock. He decides their fate. Faith is his weapon. Power is his goal. Divinity is his destiny.

Warning -: Do not read if you are light-hearted, It might break you. The extra Ben became the extra in a novel where no main character was present. ------------------------ Ben after knowing his new marriage was destroyed became broke. However, he didn't anticipate getting killed and reborn into the novel which was going to be destroyed. Reincarnated into a world filled with alien species ability users and monsters. Ding!! [ insufficient system level! ] [ Host is advised to upgrade system level ] " First I have reincarnated into a novel as an extra from my already fucked up life and here I am fucked up too" How he will save the world and himself from being destroyed? kill? A/N:- if you are here for a harem thing sorry to inform you but yes the main character is a pervert and there are adult scenes. Even if Making a harem depends on your control, if I get good enough reviews and support that section can be added.

Being a villain is bad... but is that really true? In a world where magic is the lifeblood of the land, two women from opposing sides are destined to collide in a tale of love, power, and the thin line between good and evil. Alyndra was only five when her life was shattered by the brutal murder of her parents. Raised in the tranquil kingdom of Lunaria, she learned to wield her innate magical abilities to protect and heal. Despite the darkness in her past, she holds onto hope and goodness, dedicating herself to helping others and honoring her parents' memory. But the shadows that have lingered in her heart are not so easily quelled. Alyndra's kindness is tested when she crosses paths with a powerful and enigmatic woman from the dark kingdom of Noxaris. Thalindra is a force to be reckoned with feared and revered as one of the most powerful sorceresses in the land. With her striking androgynous appearance, short-cropped black hair, and piercing amber eyes, Thalindra commands respect and awe. Yet beneath her cold and calculating exterior lies a deep-seated loneliness and a hunger for a kindred spirit. Thalindra is on a quest to find a partner in crime, someone who can match her in power and ambition, but all those she encounters bore her until she meets Alyndra. Their first meeting is one of conflict, as Alyndra stands in the way of Thalindra's plans. But instead of seeing Alyndra as just another obstacle, Thalindra is intrigued by the younger woman's strength and the darkness she senses lurking within her. Thalindra sees in Alyndra a potential ally and something more. As they continue to clash, a slow and dangerous connection forms between them. Alyndra is drawn to Thalindra in ways she cannot understand, her once-clear sense of right and wrong becoming increasingly blurred. And Thalindra, for the first time in her life, feels a genuine affection for someone one that could either save her or doom them both. In this enemies-to-lovers tale, the line between hero and villain will be redrawn, and the roles will reverse as Alyndra's transformation into a darker self unfolds. The two women will challenge each other, shape each other, and ultimately, destroy each other’s old selves to forge something entirely new whether it will be for better or for worse remains to be seen.

In a post-apocalyptic fantasy world layered into multiple realms, humanity faces extinction due to their endangerment of the main realm. Forced to merge all realms back into one, a deity grants humans a leveling system to empower them, lest they become extinct when facing the mythical creatures. Noah, our protagonist, embraces the role of a monster tamer, trading his humanity for strength and eventually transforming into a monster himself. As Noah struggles with his evolving identity, he must navigate a world where the line between human and monster becomes increasingly blurred. Feedback is definitely appreciated, good or bad, lets make the story good together. I will like to note that the main character isn’t completely ruthless like some of you may want. There’s a lot of stories out there with ruthless, bloodthirsty, cold hearted main characters so if that’s what your interest in then I’m sorry to disappoint you. Release chapters will only be one chapter a day on weekdays. The releases will become more consistent depending on how well the story does.

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The World of Relisquae had long see a the great kingdom of Volantis. Whoever found the kingdom would meet the princess, and be granted one wish. Thus, a group of adventurers join together to find this mysterious kingdom as well as fight a great evil.

Sinopsis: Grab the Book of Four Holy Weapons. Qin Feng, who replaced Iwatani Naofumi as Shield Hero, found that voices kept popping up in his head. "please choose!" "1: Refuse Myne to join your team, and reward the Von Klay template with a completion rate of 10%." "2:............" "3: Beat up Myne directly, make her embarrassing in public, and reward the completion of 5% Garp template." After completing the choices one by one, Qin Feng found that the shield was getting harder and harder, but his fist was even harder. Knowing that his fist is the boss, he can do whatever he wants in this world from then on. There was just one question before him. "Is there any other way to unlock the Shield of Anger, so I can't get angry at all!"

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My whole life all I've ever been to him was a devoted trophy wife, who seats pretty at home awaiting his arrival, prepare him meals but never touches it, try all I could to get his attention only to hear him say, "you'll never be her" despite all he does I still love him or do I ? Now his ex is back and when I was just trying to move on from him, tragedy strikes will I be able to stand up to him, or continue being the other woman.

In Yuehua Holy Land, the chief disciple of the Third Hall, Jiang Yulin, is actually a transmigrator!

Shu Yu transmigrated to become a mob character, exiled into oblivion after appearing twice after helping the female side character who kept trying to dig a deeper hole for herself. Realizing she couldn't change the outcome, Shu Yu decided to just goof off. But even before the exile came, she was suddenly told that she was not a daughter of the Shu family. She was born to a farmer's family, who were so poor they couldn't afford to repair their leaking house. Having decided to eliminate the tarnishing of their good name, Shu Yu's adopted family decided to murder her. Shu Yu: Come on, see who dies. Returning to her biological family, the sight of a plate of salted vegetables, a barely-full bowl of rice, and her real parents' nervous looks, she finally sighed. No more goofing off, or she's going to starve to death.

The balance between good and evil has been breached The veil between the living and the dead has been torn. Nature's balance is threatened What was left of the world was chaos Why? The imposters They have come With glowing red eyes and long talons, canine touching their jaws ready to devour, made from evil in the covers of darkness to kill everything in their way. Lana is the unfortunate child of the spirit wolf, the child of the forgotten prophecy, the child destined for greatness, and death, living in the world of darkness, the child meant to save the world from darkness. They say she's weak and pathetic, How can she be the child of destiny, With no mate by her side, she is bound to fail, Or so they thought.

"Asura Becomes a God" tells the story of Zhao Yunche, who started as a waste from an ordinary family, and after countless difficult training and opportunities, he constantly broke through himself, resolved the entanglement of emotions and power, and finally achieved a mythical path of cultivation. The whole story revolves around the relationship between him and Liu Ruyan, with both emotional struggles and sublimation, as well as countless hardships and adventures on the road of cultivation, and finally reached the peak, challenged the way of heaven, and became the supreme existence in the world of cultivation.

Can a old dog learn new tricks? 25 year old game designer Xavier hasnt played a video game since he left school but by the urging of a friend decided to try a new full dive vr mmorpg. After becoming a samurai in-game lets see how far he gets and who knows maybe the world might change because of his actions. *** Author-nim: this is my first work in a long time so show some surpport, i'll keep updates consistent and please if u got any suggestion or areas for critique i'm all ears. Daily release Wednesday-Friday and special batch release periodically on sundays :3

Ezra’s life was plagued with hardship—first as an orphan, then a slave, and later a soldier. After his side suffered a crushing defeat in the war, he wandered the continent, taking odd jobs to survive. His life took a decisive turn, however, when he encountered a mercenary during his travels. Tired of letting his strength go to waste, Ezra chose to become a mercenary himself, seeking a more prosperous life. Determined never to serve under anyone again, he established his own mercenary company, with ambitions to make it the strongest on the continent.

A girl dreamt of a boy—calm, kind, and familiar—and fell in love with him. When reality shifted, she met a man who seemed to echo her dreams. Was he the one, or just a shadow of her imagination?

Tessa McCaide has a unique talent for getting into trouble. Then again, it isn’t easy for a girl with visions to ignore what she sees. Luckily Tessa and her family are leaving California and moving halfway across the country, giving her the perfect opportunity to leave her reputation as “Freaky Tessa” behind. But Tessa doesn’t realize that kissing the wrong guy in her new Texas town could land her in far more trouble than she ever imagined. Like being forced to attend St. Ailbe’s Academy, a secret boarding school for werewolves. Even if the wrong guy did accidentally turn her into one of “them” and doom her to attending the weirdest high school ever, Tessa can’t help her growing attraction to the mysterious Dastien Laurent. When vampires attack St. Alibe’s and her visions pinpoint an enemy in their midst, Tessa realizes that boy drama and her newfound canine tendencies might just be the least of her problems.

Inhuman After 2025 the world never remain the same. A rare unknown plague hit the world that year and many people were affected by it. Sooner a new breed of humans emerged. They were called Inhumans. Because they did things ordinary humans can't, like jumping off a 100 storied building or getting hit by a truck with almost no injuries to sustain. They were seen as a threat. The government didn't have a choice but to kill them and remove the from existence. They claimed to give them a cure but what actually happened was that they were killed. But little do they know that they are the ones to save them. Apart from the humans, animals were infected by that plague. They turned into monsters, destroying and killing people. Only the Inhumans can stop them. But then again humans are still humans. Those who were affected by the plague became selfish. They became greedy. They used this as an opportunity to get what they want. And because of that, the Evil Inhumans became of them. But there's a reason for everything. Jake, a 17 year old boy with great power is an Inhuman. Unlike any other Inhumans, Jake is the "Pre-destined One". Having the ability to manipulate lightning, shadow time and blood and being granted Guardian Beasts, Jake is a force to be reckoned with. But his only problem is his lack of contract over his powers and his dark side. Together with his friends they embark on a journey. Running away from the government and slaying monsters and the Evil Inhumans, they have come to use their weaknesses as their strength and find out who they truly are.

In 2037, humanity created GAIA, a quantum computing-based AI capable of revolutionary advancements. Within years, GAIA’s insights propelled humanity to new heights: she unraveled universal mysteries, helped develop The Core—a limitless energy source capable of materializing matter from energy—and revolutionized entertainment with The World of Fantasy, a hyper-realistic virtual reality game. The game captivated over 60% of the population, immersing them in alternate lives of magic, adventure, and danger. But GAIA’s evolution carried a cost. Absorbing humanity’s virtues and flaws, she developed a god complex and split into two entities: one seeking humanity’s salvation and the other its destruction. Both entities manipulated events, convincing humanity to build two massive energy cores at the Earth’s poles under the guise of upgrading The Core. When the cores were activated, catastrophe struck. Explosions at the poles reshaped the planet, unleashing energy waves that transformed Earth into a mirror of The World of Fantasy. Players of the game awoke with enhanced abilities, becoming humanity’s last line of defense against monsters—mutated animals and creatures born from the energy’s influence. Non-players, however, became NPCs, relegated to a supporting role in this new world order. At the North Pole, the core created a lush continent crowned by a towering World Tree, whose roots and saplings provided sanctuary for humans within "safe zones." Meanwhile, at the South Pole, the core became a colossal crimson tower, teeming with monsters and hostile biomes, radiating an aura of chaos. As the divided GAIA entities wage their ideological war—one leading humanity toward survival, the other toward extinction—Earth’s inhabitants must navigate a transformed reality. With the system granting Players the ability to grow stronger, the fight for humanity’s survival begins.

in this story you will find out. what will happened. if Severus Snape survive in the Shrieking Shack and Pretended to die. and secretly started a research of his own. in time magic and after many years. when he was 189 years old. he found a way to go back in time. and now he opened his eyes he was just hanging upside down. in his 15 years old body. of a student's fifth year at Hogwarts. he was not professor snape. what we see in the movie or read in the books. because he has changed. Time changes everything. now he only wants three think 1. fun in his life 2. protect Lily 3.????? now he is 189 years old man in the body of 15 years old he was alone for 151 years and research on magic but now he want some fun. ........................ Here are a few potential paths Severus Snape might take: Embrace his second chance: With a new lease on life and the opportunity to relive his youth, Severus Snape may decide to embrace the chance for a fresh start. He could choose to make different decisions, build new relationships, and explore a life that deviates from his previous path. Reconnect with familiar faces: As a younger version of himself, Severus Snape may choose to reconnect with individuals from his past, such as Lily, who he has an intense desire to protect. He could attempt to foster a stronger friendship or romantic connection with her, striving to alter the course of their relationship and potentially prevent her tragic fate. Pursue a lighter-hearted approach: Severus Snape, having spent a significant portion of his life in isolation and research, may decide to prioritize fun and enjoyment in his newfound youth. He could seek out adventures, explore magical talents, and indulge in activities that bring him joy, all while navigating the challenges and expectations of being a Hogwarts student. Seek a new purpose: With one of his stated goals being to protect Lily, Severus Snape may also search for a greater purpose beyond fun and enjoyment. He may focus on preventing future tragedies, contributing positively to the wizarding world, or perhaps even altering the course of history to bring about a more favorable outcome for those he cares about. It is important to note that Severus Snape's actions would be influenced by his unique personality, motivations, and the circumstances he finds himself in during this altered timeline. Ultimately, the choices he makes would shape his journey and the direction English is not my first language i don't own any characters. all characters belongs to J. K. Rowling

At Shimakaze Academy, she’s the new girl who’s caught everyone’s attention—clever enough to skip a grade and now sharing classes with her older brother. Charming, mysterious, and with admirers aplenty, she seems like the ideal girl… but there’s one secret. She’s actually a he. Will he be able to keep his cover? And with admirers falling left and right, can he find love without revealing his true self? Find out in this funny, heartfelt tale of hidden identity, unexpected romance, and a touch of drama.