Merlin Handsome

Betrayed. Exiled. Murdered. Reborn. In the war-torn land of Glory, power is everything and Duke Merlin's bastard son has none. Cast out to a starving border town beside the cursed Devil Forest, Kaelor and his mother were meant to die quietly. But when assassins take her life and leave him bleeding in the mud, another soul awakens within him one from another world. And with it, something else awakens too... The Fusion System. A power that lets him fuse nearly anything. Fusing one starving soldier with a dead direwolf gave birth to a Dreadwolf Trooper. Fusing one hundred wild dogs produced the monstrous Cerberus. Fusing two crumbling forts created a living fortress bristling with autonomous ballistas. From broken men and dead beasts, Kael will forge an army the world cannot understand and a dominion no one will dare challenge.

A scoff left my lips before I could hold it in. "What did you just say?" I asked, my gaze moving from one Alpha to the next. "You want me to move in with you?" I questioned them to make sure I had heard correctly. "Yes." Thatcher took a step closer, but I took two steps back, creating more distance between us. "We want you," Logan declared, his eyes burning with intense need. "Yes," Julian joined in. "We will also protect you; we'll make sure no harm comes to you. Please give us a chance," they begged. Are they being serious? Is this some kind of joke? How dare they make such demands after the way they hurt and humiliated me in front of everyone? No, I won't listen to them; I won't fall for their tricks a second time. I will reject the mate bond between us and cut every connection that we might have. After making up my mind, I opened my mouth and started to recite the words I never imagined I would ever say. "I, Linnea of White Eagle Pack, reject you..." But I never got a chance to finish. My mind and body unexpectedly broke down, and I found myself collapsing. Before I could hit the ground, I felt a pair of strong arms—no, not just a pair, but three pairs—holding me, immediately preventing my fall. *** Prologue Because of Linnea's ugliness, nobody wanted to associate with her; her skin was wrinkled and dried up, making her look like a ninety-year-old dying grandmother. But was she really ugly? From the early age of seven, Linnea took an elixir meant to keep her from aging quickly, but instead, the elixir did the exact opposite of what it was meant for. It dried her up and made her appear quite ugly. When Linnea discovered the truth behind the elixir, she confronted her mother, who had given it to her. Her mother cried and asked her to continue taking the elixir, claiming, "That is the only way I can remain married to Beta Benjamin; you must not outshine his daughter. He'll kick us out if you anger his daughter." After learning the truth, Linnea became bitter, and her hatred for Beta Benjamin's daughter, Madison, grew. Linnea swallowed her anger and vowed to leave her mother once she turned eighteen. Her eighteenth birthday came, and Linnea prepared herself to leave the pack, but on her way out, she discovered the biggest shock of her life. Her fated mate was actually Madison's lover—one of the triplet Alphas. Linnea thought it would end there, but she experienced an even greater shock when she realized the remaining two triplets were also her mates. How could this be? How did she end up with three mates? What happened?! *** Hiii Chapters 1 - 26 are more like the backstory of the book. You'll get to know the character's personality while reading these chapters. Read my other book 'Fated To The Four Notorious Alpha Brothers' I'm a new author on Webnovel, kindly support my writing journey.

Ye Anran's boyfriend cheated on her with a shameless woman. He even publicly humiliated her. Afterward, she decided to go wild and marry her ex-boyfriend's younger uncle. From then on, her ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend would have to respectfully address her as "aunt" whenever they saw her! "Mrs. Bo, what do you like about Young Master Bo?" "He's handsome and powerful!" "Mrs. Bo, what don't you like about Young Master Bo?" "He's too handsome and too powerful!" "Young Master Bo, what do you like about Mrs. Bo?" "She says I'm handsome and powerful!" Bo Jinyu discovered that since he met Ye Anran, he had inadvertently developed the habit of doting on his wife without any limits.

"Give me a bunch of adorable players, and I can easily overturn a parallel world!" - so said Reveno·Murphy·Le Senbula Ps: The titles owned by the honorable Murphy include but are not limited to counterfeit vampire, celebrated NPC role-play artist, multi-talented Dog Planner, the only savior of Transylvania, benefactor of the old continent, defender of the new continent, brave and loyal earl, irredeemable big-sister fanatic, spotless saint of the Blood race, Alpha of the Night's Guard, and so on (here ignoring the other 108 nicknames). He's indeed the homebody of the Fourth Cataclysm and the best old friend when you need to clean up a mess, thus all testers of "Real Different World," please stand up when you see this line! Let us give Lord Murphy the highest respect! Murphy, ka-ka! Full marks!

In the grand and influential kingdom of Auroria Dominion, renowned for its wealth, advanced magic, and unmatched political power, a new chapter in the royal legacy is about to unfold. Ruled by the wise and just King Aldara, Auroria thrives on trade, magical innovation, and ancient knowledge. At its heart lies Solstice City, a magnificent capital and home to the esteemed Arcanum Royal Institute, where the brightest minds from across the realm come to hone their talents. As the new school year approaches, tensions rise within the royal family. King Aldara, driven by a desire for change, proposes a controversial plan to bring the son of the infamous Merlin—a powerful and feared wizard—into the kingdom's fold. Despite the protests of his brother, Headmaster Thaddeus Aldara, the king is determined to give the boy, Melanthius, a chance to prove his worth. Meanwhile, in the dark and foreboding Caldara Bastille, a prison on the desolate Ironclad Isles, Melanthius, known as Inmate Zero, endures a life of isolation and fear. Raised in captivity since birth, Mel has known little of the world beyond the prison walls, his only companions the guards and the dangerous inmates. Despite his harsh upbringing, Mel adheres to a strict moral code, refusing to let his father's dark legacy define him. As the headmaster and king devise a daring plan to retrieve Melanthius from the depths of the Bastille, the stage is set for a dramatic clash between the past and the future. With the help of a mysterious dragon hybrid, the kingdom will attempt to bring Melanthius to the prestigious halls of Arcanum Royal Institute, where he must navigate a world of power, politics, and hidden dangers. But Mel's journey is fraught with challenges. Haunted by his father's legacy and burdened by the expectations of those around him, he must learn to balance his extraordinary abilities with his desire to be good. As he steps into the unknown, Mel's presence at the institute will not only test his resolve but also shake the very foundations of Auroria Dominion.

——If the whole world speaks ill of you, I'll whisper sweet nothings to you from a past life. ....... Although the man in front of her made himself appear exceptionally ugly, it didn't matter because she urgently needed a loveless marriage. Who would have thought that after the marriage, she would discover that her husband seemed to be somewhat 'inconsistent'? Is it still possible to return him now? Li Yanan, an illegitimate son from the Li Family with no real power, is the laughingstock of the entire upper-class circle. His unkempt and outdated appearance makes socialites avoid him as if they're afraid of attracting a toad! A toad? Ha! ....... "The picture doesn't match the product, I want a return!" Staring at the breathtakingly handsome face in front of her, Lin Zhenxin couldn't help but wail. ....... [Baby's Diary: My Home] My mom's cooking is really bad. Last night, Dad finally couldn't help but complain, "Even Oscar wouldn't eat the food you make"! Oscar is our dog. Mom got really mad and asked, "If it's so bad, how come you ate it all?" I said, "Because Dad is even worse than a dog!" Um~~ Can someone tell me what the domestic abuse hotline number is? ....... ★The first part of You Are My Sunshine series When you smile, the clouds fade and the wind calms, while my heart is in chaos. It's that time of year to start a new journey, um~ the synopsis is still not great, everyone is welcome to dive in!

Cha Jae-Won, a Korean Chaebeol second in line heir finds himself in a hospital in Africa. With the language barrier and with his frustration, he meets Vincent Agyemang. A Ghanaian handsome man,22, who happens to understand a few Korean. Their fates entwined when Vincent almost hit Cha Jae-Won with his car. Vincent decides to help Cha Jae-Won by taking him home. How he ended up in Africa, no one knows. With his new found Ghanaian friend/helper, and the moment they had. Can Vincent be able to resist the hot handsome/beautiful Korean and can Jae-Won resist the smooth black, hot and handsome Vincent? A Few Years Later Secretary Kim, “ The meeting is adjourned” Vincent, “Jae Won, I’ve missed you so much” Jae Won, “Excuse me, do I know you?” Vincent, “yeah you do, I’m your boyfriend. Why didn’t you contact me” Jae Won, “I’m sorry, I don’t like men and besides I have a fiancé. Secretary Kim, help this man out, would you?” Secretary Kim, “yes sir. This way” WHAT HAPPENED?

Eighty years ago, an alien war broke out in Earth’s orbit. A powerful fugitive known as Tree was pursued by an extraterrestrial force. In the battle’s aftermath, the fugitive’s heart merged with Earth’s core, giving rise to a massive tree—marking the dawn of superpowers. Awakening. A phenomenon where humans gained extraordinary abilities. Seventeen years later, nearly everyone had awakened… except a few. Those who failed were called Rejecters, the lowest in society. Zane Carter was born into infamy. The son of a fallen superhero-turned-supervillain, he faced discrimination from birth. He dreamed of being a hero, but his father’s sins made him an outcast. Even after rigorous training, his Awakening failed. Rejected by the Hero Academy, ridiculed, and cast aside—his fate seemed sealed. Until one day… [SYSTEM ACTIVATED] Welcome, User. You have been selected as the recipient of the Borderline Supervillain-Slash-Hero System. Generate your first skill? Y/N With his newfound system, Zane is given a choice: become the hero they never wanted him to be… or the villain they always feared. If the book is to your liking then please join me in the following: Discord Channel: https://discord.gg/hhNdsfGbMJ Discord Group name: Xiao Hao Hao's Novels

(Warning- Mature Content) "It could have been anyone. Then why me?" Michael Clark took a pause before replying as his eyes met hers. "Because it had to be you." Ashley Parker had believed that the biggest twist her life took was when she went for an interview but got hired as a wife. Just how wrong she was! Michael Clark was the name that was infamous around the country. Being the future leader of the Clark Industries, he was widely known for his dedication towards his aims. Everyone had believed that whoever will marry him would either belong to some royal family or equally prestigious one. However, it took everyone by surprise when he got married to an orphan. An orphan who did not meet the expectations of his stinking-rich family at all. The Clarks were no less than the royals. It was the family living as a joint, setting themselves as a big-happy family. In reality, it was messed-up, with troubled internal history. They did not get along with each other! And it was an understatement that they disliked Ashley. What was trusted to be a fairytale was nothing but a facade behind the closed doors. There was a deal hidden from all. Michael had a purpose to fulfill for which Ashley Parker would stay as his wife for three years and he will pay off her debts in return. After that they will part their ways. What Ashely could not understand throughout was why it had to be only her when she had nothing to offer him? "That day you said it had to be me. Why?" She tried again. "You do know that the curosity kills the cat, right?" "At least warn me if it will be harmful to me." His thumb halted on her skin. His eyes which were following his thumb all the while met her eyes again. She looked at him with something close to desperation. It was the desperation to have a slightest hint of what was needed of her. "A warning, right." Michael murmered. "Dangers will be upon you but I promise that not a single scratch you will get." Unbeknownst to her, she was the most useful to him. Her entire being. Her identity. Just her existence. No money in the world could buy her existence. What game was he even playing? Nothing materialistic. But something that no money in the world could buy. What Michael did not imagine was to get obsessed with his pretty wife. He never thought that his desires would take over him, making him go against himself to keep her as his. Only his. The flame of the revenge would die. The raged breaths would calm. The darkened period would get to see the new light just as long as she was alive. And then one day, incidents began occurring, secrets started unfolding and her heart began falling when she realized what purpose was that drove Michael to marry her.

To Yun Jieshi, it seemed that life had a way more ominous meaning than he had previously imagined. He had never asked for much in all his twenty-whatever years of living. His dream was to make up for all that he had missed, all he was never taught about half of his heritage, his culture. Who really was Sun Wukong? Was he better than Superman? What really was an Immortal? Was it a greater existence than a Celestial? Did Pangu really make the world with his very own body? Why was Faye Wong so damn cool?! So many questions! The reward for Yun Jieshi’s curiosity and devotion, however, was a whole new adventure in an alternate world, mystical and mysterious in nature. Graced with magnificent powers and privileges, the little monkey must head North, not as the Great Sage, Equal to Heaven, but as the Discount Sage, Lesser than Most…for a time. Into the cold, into the bizarre, grand stories await his ears and eyes. --- Author's Note: Please be sure to read the Auxillary Chapter to find out if this story is to your tastes or not. Also, please don't complain too hard about the cover. I'm not trying to be obnoxious with the Chinese characters pasted on it. I just haven't found a better cover yet.

He died. Then woke up in Magi. Surrounded by corpses, Alex rises with a system, a new name—Merlin—and violet Rukh swirling around him. Ancient symbols burn on his skin. A grimoire floats beside him. Soldiers panic. Magi feel it. Even the dark Rukh takes notice. He’s not here to follow fate. He’s here to break it. New kingdom. New knights. Same chaos. And it all starts with one corpse coming back to life.

Noa Aizawa can't believe that her life is matched with a handsome young CEO, Keita Araka Noa finds a secret contract that she never signed and she begins to realize that she is just a complement to the public image.

She loved her boss. She had his baby. She found out he was a vampire prince cursed to destroy the world. Now their daughter is glowing. Magic is waking. And Alva? She’s ready to burn kingdoms for her family.

This story is kind of based on the Arthurian legend. ******* He was called many things. Bastard, the False King, The Traitor, Treacherous Knight. Sir Mordred was a villain, one who according to the prophecy of the grand wizard Merlin, would destroy the kingdom of King Arthur Pendragon. And he did but at the cost of his life. As he lay dying on the bloody ground of Camlann after the mighty clash between him and Arthur, a bloody tear fell down his face. All he wanted was to be acknowledged by his father but all the things he did eventually led to disaster. Now with death’s cold hands grasping him, he hoped for a short peace before the fiery rings of hell. But that was not the end of his journey. ******* “Hold up.” “What is that infernal noise?” “Oh my goodness! It's driving me crazy! And it's not stopping!” Mordred sprang awake, slamming his fist on the digital alarm clock on the nightstand. 'What in Merlin's Beard is happening!?', he thought when he realized something. Well, a lot of things. First of all. How the heck is he alive? Second. What is a digital alarm? That's when memories that didn't belong to him flooded his head. They felt familiar but everything was wrong. How the heck is Morgan Le Fay his sister? She was his aunt! And how is the wizard Merlin so young! “Oh. I get it now”. He, Sir Mordred has been reborn in the body of a different version of himself, in a modern and futuristic world where he is the youngest son of Arthur Pendragon. But even in this world, He is the hated son of the High King. "Now what?", Mordred realized that the world he is in now is different from his previous one, with the only familiar details being the names of the people he knew. “Oh? Are you still reading?” Mordred smiled, looking at the readers. “Well, how about you join me on this new crazy journey in a crazy new world of heroes, villains, monsters, and even gods?” “Are you ready?” "Let's go!" ********************************************** The story is loosely based on the Arthurian legend. I am only using the popular names but the plot is different. The story is purely fictional with a few things from the actual legend being incorporated along with some stuff from other popular works. The characters may have different personalities from the original ones from the legend. There will also be names that may seem quite familiar as well. The cover image doesn't belong to me. Please check out my other work: The First Deviation.

Title: 70s Rebirth to a Military Wife; Hello! Chief! {All Reserved} Li Hua who thought she was born from a lovable family,having a childhood bestfriend and a well unknown underground Organization as a serious machine killer. She was best at everything,a genius since birth.... unbeknownst to her till the very end where she realized she was all along Just a Used Dog for their satisfaction. She knew was special from young and has she laid on the dying floor she knew all the pains was over Just as she was loosing conciounes she said to herself"If I could live again..." she smiled then continued " I would live like this pretty yellow flower"saying slowly as she died.... NB. just a beginner and a serious writer to earn earns meet as a student please do like,vote and share your thoughts to me

One day, out of nowhere, I woke up to an unfamiliar ceiling. I thought I was kidnapped but turns out I had transmigrated into early medieval Britain during the era of Arthurian Legends? Wait, but why is Merlin a real mage, and Excalibur a real magic sword? King Arthur was actually real? No, wait, before that, what is this colosseum like place? Why am I being sent into the Middle Earth to steal a cup of gold from Smaug the Greedy? W-why is there a giant Red Dragon here?! How could I have known the Welsh dragon was real! Someone save me!!! --- This is my first time venturing into the Infinity genre as a writer, and one major inspiration behind this is, indeed, Cuttlefish's 'The Sage Who Transcended Samsara'. Please leave constructive criticism, and help improve my writing. Native English speaker, so hopefully grammar won't be a problem.

Betrayed. Exiled. Murdered. Reborn. In the war-torn land of Glory, power is everything and Duke Merlin's bastard son has none. Cast out to a starving border town beside the cursed Devil Forest, Kael and his mother were meant to die quietly. But when assassins take her life and leave him bleeding in the mud, another soul awakens within him one from another world. And with it, something else awakens too... The Fusion System. A power that lets him fuse nearly anything. Fusing one starving soldier with a dead direwolf gave birth to a Dreadwolf Trooper. Fusing one hundred wild dogs produced the monstrous Cerberus. Fusing two crumbling forts created a living fortress bristling with autonomous ballistas. From broken men and dead beasts, Kael will forge an army the world cannot understand and a dominion no one will dare challenge.

“I like money, food, and handsome guys.” The next day, some young master knocked on her door. “Hundreds of millions of assets, advanced culinary skills, ten out of ten looks—three-in-one, this is a deal for you.” Bai Chuxiao’s playboy-abusing rating is through the roof. Because there was a big handsome guy living next door with amazing cooking skills, she just freeloaded food and eventually gave herself over. Bai Chuxiao: “You’ve been single for so long, didn’t you say you didn’t like women?” Qi Moye: “Because I was waiting for you to appear.”

A young actress named Zhang Mei was murded brutally by Li Jing, the youngest daughter of the Li family. Reincarnated into the body the eldest daughter of the Li family Li yinxun who was the step sister of Li Jing that had schemed against multiple times , also taking away her fiance and framing her of stealing Li jing's fiance leading to her having a terrible reputation among the higher class circle, she sets out to get her revenge on Li Jing for herself and Li yinxun with the help of a mysterious ally... As the saying goes the best way to defeat an enemy is through their own game, she decides to enter the entertainment industry once more and brutally defeats Li Jing and destroying the Li who had wrong her new body. That's not all, she needed to match up to this mysterious ally standard to gain the support of his family so she establishes her own entertainment company and succeeding in it amidst all the setbacks she faces.

|SEASON 1 OF CLAXTON| |WATTPAD CREATORS PROGRAM · WEEKLY TO BI-WEEKLY UPDATES| As the Octopus Man returns from the Bermuda Triangle, Makenna Angelia Delling teams up with Merlin the Great's ninja-like fairy apprentice, Tracey, to defeat him. However, what will happen when Tracey learns he is the K.T. Magic Murderer? *** Fourteen-year-old Makenna Delling is a Metamorphic Fairy, a rare fairy from a family in which one person must have been a fairy. Except, who is that one person? To help find answers regarding her past, Makenna teams up with seventeen-year-old Tracey, a mysterious fairy who hails from Merlin's Island. Together, they are dragged into the flight of their lives after they learn that the Octopus Man has returned from the Bermuda Triangle, and he is eager to kill Tracey. Mustering up all her courage, Makenna must find a way to stop Tracey from becoming who he truly is. She has to help him defeat the Octopus Man himself if he is to change his fate. Both teens have high stakes, especially since Tracey could be one of the greatest threats in the entire Magic World. Who is Makenna? Who is Tracey? Most importantly, why must Makenna find her long-lost family member? It's so she can call herself a True Metamorphic Fairy. *** Note: My writing style resembles screenwriting, so please judge it accordingly. Thank you! Also in this story... Makenna wins the Perfect Ass Award, Tracey the Most Unfortunate One Award-LOL! Current Word Count: 100,000-150,000 Main Achievements: - 2022 Red Carpet Awards Shortlist! - Most Original Fantasy in the Strawberry Cupcake Awards!

Jude Perry lived in Ordum, a peaceful and quiet place where all villagers were proud to live. She was raised by her father after her mother's death when she was 5 years old. Their village had night guards to guard them against wild animals who would snick and eat their livestock. Murray's enemies were from the tribe of Bone Shadow. He changed to his werewolf form but was not strong enough to not feed for days, but he was able to escape with several bullets in his leg, shoulder, and stomach. He was the strongest and most feared werewolf, Murray, who fell into the River Ordum. He was swept away by the water that was flowing at a high speed in the direction of Ordum village. The silver bullet in him had compromised Murray's ability to fast heal. His memory had gone and he had to regain it. For the first time, he was able to eat something that was burned meat, which he had never tasted before. Before, werewolves could feed on human beings, but with the ruling of Murray and controlling the pack, humans, and werewolves even intermarried.

it's a slow burning story! Diamond Beginnings One boy. One dream. One swing at a time. In Warsaw, Poland, young Adrian Wójcik picks up a plastic bat in his backyard—and takes his first step toward changing the future of Polish baseball. With a loving but struggling family behind him, rivals on the playground, and a fierce desire to win, Adrian’s childhood is filled with scraped knees, backyard drills, and impossible dreams. Family. Rivalries. Sacrifice. This is the story of a legend in the making.

Due to an event that shocked most of the powerhouse society. Akkar had been kicked to the streets with empty pockets. As it hit the bottom line of his father. At present, it has been 3 years since Akkar started living as a mercenary, and an infamous assassin in the shadows. But now that he is entering the apprentice grade in Merlin Institute of Multi-realm. He is qualified for multi-realm travel. - Let's follow Akkar into the multi-realms where he starts his path towards dominance. - My first ever story please leave plenty of comments so I can adapt and learn as I write. The first chapters may be shorter but the length will increase as I write.

After sleeping with a stranger, Chen Lan woke up to find that she had transmigrated into a novel! As a modern working person, Chen Lan had diligently worked hard and slept little. Finally, she won a lottery jackpot of fifty million yuan! Just when she was planning to enjoy life and pamper herself with a handsome guy, she was transformed into the book's villainess. In the novel, Chen Lan had a privileged upbringing as a beloved princess of her family. However, she relentlessly pursued the male lead who didn't love her, damaging her own reputation. Her father forced her to marry her current husband, but she continued her infatuation with the male lead, causing harm to her loved ones and eventually meeting a tragic end at the hands of kidnappers. Luckily, when Chen Lan transmigrated into this world, the original host had just married, and she had a chance to change things. Even more surprising was that her new husband was much more handsome than the male lead in the book! Chen Lan couldn't help but think, 'The original host must have been blind to reject such a handsome man and chase after the male lead.' Determined to alter her tragic fate, save her family, and stay close to her handsome new husband, Chen Lan decisively gave up on the male lead from the novel and embraced her newlywed husband instead. On their wedding night, the husband was taken aback by the change in Chen Lan's behavior. He wondered if she was deceiving him or mistaking him for someone else. With a serious expression, Chen Lan assured him, "I really like you! I won't treat you badly!!"

Sequel The Merlin's Reincarnation Sci-Fi Fantasy, Political and Dystopian Ren adalah anak dari hasil eksperimen pemerintah yang tidak memiliki apapun bahkan keluarga saja dia tidak tau artinya, dia hanya tau apa itu printah dan melakukan sesuai dengan printah yang Anda. semenjak kehilangan seorang Mentor yang menggap dirinya sebagai anak angkat, Ren yang ingin tau arti ikatan keluarga berakhir ingin mencari tau. dan bertemu dengan Norviel saat dia di pemakaman Mentornya. inilah pertualangan Ren mengerti arti ikatan keluarga dan belajar untuk memberikan kepercayaan kepada seseorang.

Given a second chance through a rare cosmic exchange, Kiato finds himself returning to a world he once walked—a world both familiar and forever changed. With fate realigned, he embarks on a journey toward his greatest aspiration backed up by Hinoyuki his dragon sprit: to rise as the Imperial Dragon Knight, a title held only by the most legendary of warriors. Trained first by the unforgiving hand of life and later by the elite instructors of Gallus Blade Academy, Kiato sharpens his aura techniques and combat mastery with unwavering resolve. His path is not one of ease, but of sacrifice. The painful loss of his beloved mother, Vera, and the haunting disappearance of Merlin, his half-light manifestation, forge his ambition into something unbreakable. As war erupts across the Four Kingdoms, Kiato is thrust into the chaos of mission after mission, battle after battle. Each trial becomes a stepping stone, lifting him toward the throne of his own making, earned through blood will and a fire o purpose what he breads himself into no one knows!!

Guys here is my pitch..... In the sprawling world of fantasy, we’ve often been treated to tales of heroes reincarnated with divine blessings, legendary powers, or cheat-like abilities, thrust into magical lands as shining saviors—or chaotic terrors. But what happens when the very concept of reincarnation becomes a curse? When the divine boon is a big fat joke, and the "cheat system" doesn’t quite… cheat? Enter John, the unluckiest reincarnate. Blessed by a god and thrust into a fantasy world, he dreams of glory, power, and adventure—only to wake up as a normal, utterly powerless bird. Not a mythical phoenix, not an ancient thunder eagle. Just… a bird. To make matters worse, this world is no ordinary realm. It's a land scarred by the devastating legacies of past isekai’d heroes and villains, whose reckless exploits piled skeletons into mountains and turned their cheats into harbingers of chaos. Fed up with these unruly intruders, the ancients of the realm banded together to create a world-shaking seal: all reincarnated souls are trapped in the bodies of harmless animals, confined to isolated sanctuaries that function more like fantasy zoos. Here’s the twist: this isn’t mercy. It’s a resource grab. The powerful beast tamers of this realm have turned these reincarnated souls into exotic pets, prized for their cheat-like potential. John finds himself at the bottom of the food chain in every sense. His cheat doesn’t work. His human form is gone. And his world is filled with predatory cultivators who see him as either a snack or a tool. But John isn’t one to give up so easily. What starts as despair quickly turns into cunning survival. With wings and wit as his only tools, John must navigate layers of misfortune, dodge fate’s sharp talons, and cheat his way through a world determined to keep him grounded. Get ready to join John on a wildly unconventional journey—one where reincarnation isn’t a ticket to greatness, but a death sentence he’s determined to rewrite. His story is one of humor, wit, and persistence, as he explores a world where he is the joke and his survival is the punchline. Main tags: reincarnation/isekai, beast taming cultivation system, comedy, action, adventure. Of course No-harem!