Hermione Is The Heir Of Morgana

The world ended, and from its ashes, a new society rose. One where strength was law, and the weak were nothing more than dust beneath the feet of the powerful. Malakai Von Sanguine was meant to be great, a direct descendant of one of the grand families of the dome, the Sanguine Clan. But at seven, he lost everything: his parents, his future, and his ability to evolve. Branded as worthless, his life became a living hell, forced to survive in a world where the unevolved were walking corpses. But fate wasn’t done with him yet. One fateful encounter changed everything. He evolved. What he acquired was something far beyond the limits of his clan, something most wouldn’t believe possible. A power that defied the very laws that governed their new society. Now, there is only one goal: revenge. The people who took everything from him… he will hunt them to the ends of the earth. He will burn their names from history and carve his vengeance into their very bones. No mercy. No forgiveness. No escape. They will die screaming. Or he will die trying. … Discord: https://discord.gg/ehKGpCU6

A tragic death—that was the fate of the young Assoi... An ordinary life came to an end to mark the beginning of an epic journey. A new world, where humans and demons wage a war that has raged since the dawn of time. Living in Drayk's skin, he must now embark on an adventure that his old life never offered. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hello everyone, I’m RptZ. English is not my native language, so I’m writing the story in Portuguese and using AI for translation. If you notice any writing errors, please let me know. Thanks!

Ochieng, a seemingly ordinary student, hides a terrifying background—he is the heir to an unfathomable fortune and a top martial artist trained by a grandmaster. Mocked, betrayed, and abandoned by those he once loved, he chooses to stay low-key until fate forces his comeback. From school life and romance to mafia feuds and hidden identities, his journey is filled with heartbreak, revenge, power struggles, and shocking revelations. As enemies fall and regret consumes those who wronged him, the world will witness the rise of the most dominant and feared figure in history.

A recurring nightmare afflicted Khan's nights since the Second Impact. His dreams replayed the scenes of the crash of the Nak's spaceship, an alien race that the humans had defeated five hundred years ago. Khan's life had turned upside-down after the tragedy. His mother had died during the incident, and the Nak's toxic mana had infected him. His father had managed to save him, but they ended up losing their home and name in the process. The nightmares wouldn't let Khan forget about the Nak, so he decided to join the Global Army and learn to wield mana. He had to put an end to those dreams, even if that meant hunting down that alien race through the stars. ------------------------------------- Follow me on Twitter: https://twitter.com/EoCNovels Instagram: eocnovels Discord link: https://discord.gg/fNsPwXMP7P Cover artist: https://digitalrowye.com/

Celine Smith had always been the outcast. The adopted daughter, the unwanted burden, the girl who never truly belonged. But on her eighteenth birthday, everything changes. Nightmares haunt her, strange instincts awaken, and then the truth shatters her world: she is not a Smith. She is the lost heir to the werewolf kingdom, stolen at birth. But her return isn’t a joyous reunion. Her so-called family doesn’t want her back, they want to use her. Their price? Marriage to the cruel and feared Lycan King, Damian Blackwood. Cold, ruthless, and hiding deadly secrets, Damian sees her as nothing more than a political pawn. Yet fate has other plans. He is her fated mate. Thrown into a world of power, betrayal, and dangerous desires, Celine must decide. Will she fight for her place, or be devoured by those who want her gone?

WSA 2025 ENTRY Like his father, Kael Voss was abandoned and forgotten. The last son of Hades. cursed son of hades. follow his journey. his stuggle, his battle to become a god. A child who was force to grow up, and carry the burden of hades. (I would like to explain more but i am always adding to the storyline. it’s a good read, give it try )

Little bit of a warning, the main character is shameless and crude!!! -------------------------------------------------------- When Blake Orpheus learns he's the son of the most powerful primordial god of darkness, Erebos, he must journey on a path with newly made allies to help unlock the mysteries of his birth and homeworld, but the journey will not be easy. As he enters the world of Legacies, Great Houses, Demigods and Cultivators, where even divinity is achievable, anything is possible. With all the Great Houses of this world gunning to get their hands on him, Blake must investigate the mysterious event of the Sealing and how he's connected to it. And, when demigods and cultivators start disappearing from the one place he could call safe, he'll have to be careful, especially with the forces of chaos on his scent. They would give anything to kill the heir to the throne of Darkness & Shadow. This is a dog eat dog world, where the weak gets crumpled and the strong rule supreme on thrones of gold and power. Does Blake have what it takes to reach the top and vanquish his enemies? Or will he, like so many before him, fall victim to the strong and corrupt? Only one way to find out! ----------------------------------------------------------- 35 Power Stones = 1 Chapter Extra 55 Power Stones = 4 Chapters Extra 20 Shares = 2 Chapter Extra I will post chapters twice 3-4 days a week, with a bonus chapter every other 3 Fridays! Let's try to get this in rankings, my peops, so share, read and enjoy. And please vote golden tickets and power stone, and please don't forget to send gifts if you want, thanx XD!!!

He is a cold-hearted psycho with numb emotions towards love and women. Alexi cross showers his women prey with attention,money and affection but breaks up when he gets bored and that's three month at most.He is very possessive, dominating and most of all intimidating to his preys, he fucks them and leave but that doesn't stop more people from falling captive. But Mr Charmer is on a two weeks vacation to Bora Bora, a tahitian and French speaking island but is reservation was not confirmed. Natalie Silver is a young and defiant hostess placed in charge of his accommodation and welfare but that's when things get tensed. Tables are turns, he is now responsible for her and solely believes in him. Will her trust grow into love? Who will fall first? The big question isn't what happened during the vacation its what happened after since it got all steamy, hot and eruptic. Find out more would you. NOTE:There are variance in language but appropriate translation are being given to them. Two chapters daily, six days a week.

"Reincarnation? Rebirth? Regression?" A hollow laugh slipped past my lips. "What bullshit." Reincarnated on earth after his first death. Reborn again only to lose everything he died once again. Julian desired freedom, unable to resist the terror of the seven devils trying to dominate the world. Julian regressed a week before the special Full-World Virtual MMORPG game, Avalon's Fall, was released and changed the fate of humankind. Julian was given another chance to live. The new VR UNIT gave players a more realistic experience. Inside the game, the players could touch, taste and smell things like the real world. Although the creator remained a mystery, Julian knew its true purpose: to evolve, improve, and prepare humankind for war against an insidious foe. Seven Devils would soon descend on Earth, causing the game world and reality to merge, and the first devil would appear in less than a month after his regression. 'Humanity cannot last longer than a decade, more than 90% will die in a year.' Julian's heart pounded like a hammer—two failed lives under his belt. Now he would face the same Devil who stole everything he ever loved or cared about with a single swing of its gigantic sword. But this time would be different... Somehow, after being blessed by the goddess Solaria, he gained a unique class and evolutionary path that differed from what he knew. He somehow entered the game world, after the devils destroyed it. A realm of nightmare where death was almost certain! [◊ Welcome to Avalon—After the Fall! ◊] [◊ Class Gained: Shadow Mancer (SSSR) ◊] [◊ To the heir of shadows who returned to this fallen kingdom ◊] [◊ Raise your fallen kin and take back your world! ◊] 'What?' No longer the same class or type of evolved he became a mage-type, summoning the souls of the dead to create shadow minions. Despite his confusion, Julian focused on the future... he wouldn't let Sena die, or lose everything like the past and thus he set forth, aiming to kill the first Devil. Little did he know that his title carried a significant meaning and one day, he would stand above those who ruined his past, and define their fates. The Heir of Shadows The 13th Divine —------ Please show your support. I am competing in the WSA 2025 Competition with this novel. For questions and images, add my Author Discord: https://discord.gg/95KPzwhXrD

After a terrible accident, a victim of fate finds himself reincarnated into the body of the heir apparent to the Realm of Northwind. The Heir Apparent will be published in physical and audio forms by Podium Entertainment. Keep your eyes open for The Heir Apparent - Book 1 to be released soon. This reincarnated man within the body of Thale Feldrast has 20 years to prevent his homeland from being pulled into a deadly war and 25 years to prevent the end of the world. Thale does not embark upon his journey unarmed, however. Upon birth, he inherited the Talents known as [Observe] and [Hellfire]. With [Observe], Thale can glean a significant amount of information from any target he chooses. With [Hellfire], he can summon forth flames that can burn a man to death within seconds. Thale knows that without his help the world of Ferrum is doomed. He will have to overcome the entrenched power structures of the world and his own frail body in order to defeat Lothar, the Medial of Judgment. New chapters of the Heir Apparent will be released every day at 2:15 PM EST.

【WSA Newbie 2025 Entry】 "Stripped of his power, betrayed by those he trusted, and abandoned by fate itself, the young master of the Celestial Clan faces a choice: cling to the tattered remnants of his righteous path or to embrace the darkness blooming within. When a catastrophic fall strips him of everything, he, along with his fiancée by his side, abandons the righteous path. Witness the birth of an anti-protagonist couple, as they forge contracts with ancient, terrifying beasts and carve a new destiny from the bones of their enemies." In the heart of the Azure Star Continent lies the legendary Celestial Clan, rulers of an unbroken legacy of power, wealth, and influence. At its helm stands Xian Tianyang, a prodigy born with unparalleled talent and destined to inherit the mantle of leadership. Calm, calculating, and relentless, Tianyang has forged a reputation as an unshakable force, a young master whose genius is rivaled only by his ambition. But the path to supremacy is fraught with danger. In a continent where alliances shift like desert sands and rival factions sharpen their blades, Tianyang must navigate a world of intrigue and betrayal. When his childhood fiancée, Lin Yuqing, the “Blooming Empress” of the Eternal Bloom Clan, enters his life, their union threatens to spark both alliances and rivalries that could reshape the continent. With ancient secrets lurking in the shadows, enemies plotting from every corner, and the weight of his family’s legacy on his shoulders, Tianyang must prove that he is more than just a prodigy—he is the heir to the Celestial Throne. Will their fates intertwine as destined rulers, or will the fires of ambition and duty tear them apart? Prepare for a tale of genius, power, and forbidden emotions, where every choice has the power to change the fate of nations. Disclaimer! Please read Auxiliary Volume 0 for important information to better understand the setting, characters, techniques, cultivation realms, bloodlines, beast levels, and contracts.

Story Outline Volume 1: The Queen Morgana sticks to her fun schedule, doing eight things on December 25th, which were blessing soldiers with superpowers, meeting the President Harper, hiring human scientist Dr. David, having luncheon with General Daniel, training royal guard, testing magic potions, hosting a banquet for General Daniel and reviewing empire's daily report. In the following days, the Queen Morgana sticks to her fun schedule, doing different type of fun activities, which include Red Wine Brew Contest, Music Contest, Dance Contest, Thriller Storytelling Contest and so on. Volume 2: The Queen Morgana sticks to her fun schedule, hosting Talent Show Contest on New Year Festival, to meet eight generals, to watch four splendid views and four splendid magic combats, and to fill her day with pleasant memory of delight. In the following days, the Queen Morgana sticks to her fun schedule, hosting different type of interesting contests, to meet many faces, to explore many places, and to learn many experiences. The contests include Costume Design Contest, Cooking Contest, Dragon Riding Contest, Horror Storytelling Contest, Romance Storytelling Contest, and Fantasy Storytelling Contest. Volume 3: The Queen Morgana is gonna host Resurrection Ceremony at Heaven Company in Devil Empire Capital, to meet five chosen souls, to guide them reborn in another world that she created, and to observe their short but splendid lives. In the following days, the Queen Morgana sticks to her fun schedule, hosting Resurrection Ceremony at Heaven Company, to meet many lost souls, to guide them reborn in another world that she created, and to observe their short but splendid lives. Main Character's Image Morgana who was the Goddess of Darkness and the Angel of Light, known as the most beautiful and the most gorgeous Goddess in the universe, she dressed in white silk long gown with intricate pattern and gold lace, with white angel's wings, holy light and the queen's crown. Here's the link to my discord server: https://discord.gg/BcptxXPW

May, a shy bookworm who spends her days lost in fantasy novels, is a nobody at Zamora High—a target for bullies, ignored by classmates, and invisible to the world. But beneath the surface of this seemingly ordinary school, a dark undercurrent churns. A hidden society, the Black Hand, operates within its walls, wielding powers and secrets that most students can only dream of. When May is thrust into a night of unimaginable violence, a mysterious system awakens within her, granting her extraordinary abilities. Now, with heightened senses and a glimpse of the future, May can finally see what lies beneath Zamora High's facade: a network of betrayal, manipulation, and a power struggle that she's unwillingly become a part of. As May struggles to control her new abilities, she must decide whether to embrace the darkness or find a way to expose the truth—and ultimately, find a way to survive in a world where even the "losers" have a role to play.

Takferinas, a man in his thirties, lived his life believing he was just an ordinary human. However, he discovers a shocking truth: he belongs to four different races—humans, dragons, jinn, and demons. His blood carries an unparalleled power, but he also faces an internal struggle between his conflicting origins. After his mother's kingdom falls at the hands of his treacherous uncle, Takferinas embarks on a journey to reclaim the throne of **the Golden Dragon Kingdom**, once the greatest realm in the world. But he does not seek only to restore his kingdom's glory—he plans to **exterminate the demon race entirely**, avenging the betrayal that destroyed his family. With him is a **legendary perverse system**, granting him unimaginable abilities and allowing him to continuously evolve, whether in combat power or in his influence over the world. Along the way, he faces powerful enemies, gathers allies, and plunges into brutal conflicts, proving to the world that the heir of the Golden Dragons has returned… and this time, he will show no mercy.

In a world fractured by spatial rifts, humanity managed to survive by taming the demons that emerged from those alien worlds. Lucifer, son of Scarlet Demon, the stronges demon huntress, has always lived a cushy and spoiled life. Haunted by an accident that left him confused and deprived of his childhood memories, he knows the fractures may hold the key to recover what he lost. Determined to claim back what he lost, Lucifer embarks on a journey across hostile, demon infested worlds in hopes of recovering what he lost. The deeper Lucifer goes, the more question arise: Where did the demons come from? What caused the fracture? In a world of endless danger and mystery, Lucifer's journey is just beginning.

Reborn into something new and in a new world, Morgana found herself with no memories about her past. She lost them when a powerful entity took pity on her and offered her the chance to be reborn in her own primitive world. A letter left by her past self told her about... well, nothing really. The old Morgana was glad when she learned that she would lose her memory due to being reborn as part of this deal. She accepted without hesitation, especially after the powerful entity explained everything in detail. “WHAT!” Morgana exclaimed, reading the letter. “We’re both BIG perverts! And what do you mean by spreading my legs and pushing out many babies?” “EXPLAIN!” Reborn with stunning silver hair, crimson eyes, and a Futa, Morgana now belonged to a new race called Breeder. Follow the journey of Morgana as she tries to survive in this primitive world, with a LOT of Breeding. … [Warning: This story contains heavy R-18 sexual content, including pregnancy, futanari, Incest, breeding, and more. Read at your own risk.] Support: patreon.com/Midnight_Paradox Discord: https://discord.gg/NBqGDtmxnp

This is a passionate love story about a billionaire tech giant heir jake, and his maid Naya.  He is from an affluent family while she is the daughter of Mrs Isabel, his Nanny. In a tragic twist of fate, little jake almost lost his life in a drowning incident,  this caused Mrs isabel the Nanny, to be blamed for negligence and fired by the Richards family, sending her and little naya out of the mansion, severing ties. Some years forward, the little boy Jake is all grown up and little girl Naya is also grown. Naya is tending to her poor sick mother. While Jake works in the family business. After being apart for years, they meet again as fate always brings them together,  in a case of a one night stand.  Thier hearts cannot resist as they fall in love with onr another. Can two people of different classes who shouldn't br lovers be together?  Can their love bloom as conflict arises?

Lost Heirs of the Forest, a mystery thriller that uncovers a forgotten truth hidden deep within an abandoned mansion. The novel follows William Carter, a seasoned tracker, as he stumbles upon two missing children—heirs to a billionaire empire—who have been left to survive in the wilderness. Their discovery unravels a conspiracy far greater than anyone imagined, raising questions about power, secrecy, and survival.

[The Heir] Genre: Romance, BL, Business Synopsis: A young boy from an orphanage discovers he's the biological son of a wealthy family. As he navigates his new life, he must compete with his three adopted brothers for the coveted position of heir. Amidst the power struggle, love blossoms in unexpected ways. A handsome male trainer arrives, capturing the hearts of two brothers, while another pair of adopted brothers find themselves falling for each other. Who will claim the heir position , and who will win the heart? ———————————————————————— Extract Mark lean close to wren and made sure no one was hearing them “Mark 1, wren 1” mark smirked evilly “No, watch me” wren stood there and started crying while mark stood there shocked —————————————————————————

*"Kael lived an ordinary life, never believing in destiny—until he uncovered a shattered stone tablet buried in forgotten ruins. The fragments spoke of a lost prophecy, one that even the gods had long dismissed. But as he gathers the missing pieces, an undeniable truth emerges—he is the last heir to a power greater than the divine itself. Now, the gods watch his every move, some seeking to destroy him, others hoping to control him. As ancient enemies awaken and the balance of the world teeters on the brink of collapse, Kael must unravel the secrets of his lineage, master his growing strength, and carve his own path. Will he rise above fate and claim his destiny, or will the weight of prophecy crush him before he can reach his full potential?"*

2030. The world is on the brink of collapse. Societies are crumbling, consumed by a virus that turns humans into monstrous creatures. In this chaotic era, a young high school student from Shenzhou, Qin Tiang, leads a lonely existence, burdened by invisible scars. Once a victim of bullying, he now hides within his own pain, avoiding all human contact. His life takes a drastic turn when an infected classmate spreads the Naraka Virus, plunging his school into chaos. As he comes face to face with death, a mysterious girl named Meilin intervenes to save him. She reveals a shocking truth: he is no ordinary teenager but the direct descendant of a divine being, destined to rule the universe. But will he become a savior… or the end of everything?

King Maxwell had it all. youth, power, and wealth. But his heart belonged to only one woman: Elena. She was neither of noble blood nor royalty, yet she captured his soul in a way no one else could. Their love was fierce, defying the objections of the royal family and the expectations of the kingdom. But despite his devotion, Elena was never truly accepted. Whispers of her unworthiness filled the palace halls, and the royal family was relentless in their attempts to remove her. Their final blow came in the form of a calculated betrayal. A carefully chosen noble maiden was sent to seduce the king, and she succeeded. When Elena discovered the ultimate betrayal, her heart shattered. Tired of the taunts, the rejection, and now the ultimate disgrace, she fled the palace, leaving everything behind, including the secret growing within her. Unknowingly to her, she carried the future of the kingdom in her womb. Far from the opulent world she once knew, Elena built a humble life as a waitress, raising her son as a commoner, keeping his royal heritage a secret. She vowed that he would never know the pain she endured. Eight years passed. King Alexander remained childless despite every effort with his new queen. His desperation for an heir consumed him, but fate had other plans. When an unexpected revelation exposes the existence of his long-lost son, the king embarks on a relentless quest to find his missing heir. But Elena is not the same woman who once walked the palace halls. She has nothing but hatred for the man who betrayed her. And she will do anything to protect her son from the world that once tore her apart, even if it means defying a king. Now, the battle is no longer about love, it’s about a mother’s fight for her son and a king’s fight for his legacy. Will their lost affection rekindle their past romance?

Lucia Armand always believed she had everything—a loving family, a perfect life, and a future she was destined to inherit. But on the night of her birthday, the truth shatters her world. Betrayed by her family and left for dead, Lucia is reborn with the awakening of her werewolf bloodline and a thirst for vengeance. Now, bound by a curse and a prophecy, she must navigate a dangerous web of power, deception, and forbidden love. As the Alpha of a rogue pack, Kain Draven harbors his own secrets—secrets that tie him to Lucia’s fate. Together, they must uncover the dark truths that bind them and confront the enemies lurking within their own bloodlines. In a world where nothing is what it seems, can Lucia reclaim her legacy, or will the darkness consume her?

"Why did you have to get married to me then if you knew you were going to throw me away!" She yelled. He exhaled gently and faced her, his face blank, his eyes surprisingly cool. "That's because, I had to save my crown and my throne. Now, let me live my life." "Why did it have to be me?" She palmed her face. "You know she's my fated mate and there's nothing I can do about it." With tears in her eyes, she slowly picked up herself and nodded. "I'll sign the divorce papers." • • • Nyx is torn with grief, when Alpha Oberon, her husband decides to divorce her after he claims to have found his fated mate. She leaves the pack out of the fear of returning back to her abusive and cruel parents and raises her child all by herself. Years race by, with the new Luna not being able to produce any heir for the kingdom. A seer tells the king that he has a heir who has the king's blood running in his veins. What happens when he realises the child is from the very woman who once offended? What will he to do convince her to come back in order to save his throne and kingdom? https://discord.com/invite/2fkn5kam Click the link to join my discord group

Lucien awakens seventy years in the past, his memories fractured and uncertain. Is this an illusion, a second chance, or something far more sinister? Thrown back into a world where he is nothing but a forgotten bastard, he must navigate the treacherous currents of monarchy politics, cults, underground organizations, and lurking monstrosities. With the apocalypse looming on the horizon, he has only one goal—survive long enough to change fate before history repeats itself. Daily Updates! Stay tuned for Lucien's journey. It has slow start. So buckle your seats. And the system unlocks after the first volume.

Prince Alric Lyra, tired of royal life and its endless salads, ran away from home. Unfortunately, his 'grand adventure' involved a pirate attack and an accidental unleashing of ancient magic. Now he's stuck with superpowers and a questionable fashion sense (thanks, pirates).

Son of a bitch! I just finished this godawful fantasy novel, and now I'm knee-deep in it – as David, the disgraced son of the Solarian Empire's top general! Talk about some twisted cosmic joke. But hold on a damn minute... maybe this isn't all bad. Armed with the knowledge of that trashy plot, I can become the ultimate shadow player, an overlord perhaps. Screw the damsel-in-distress harem too – it's time to pull the strings and become the real power behind the throne. This isekai might be a steaming pile, but I'm rewriting the ending with a little more... Debauchery (wink wink). [Warning: Mature content R-18 ] My tags: Smart Mc - Harem - Milf Hunter- Op Mc - Cold and cunning Mc - edgy-Op-Mc, NO YURI, smut- romance-massacre. Gifts: Massage Chair: unlocks 1 bonus chapter. Luxury Car: Unlocks 2 bonus chapters. Dragon: Unlocks 3 bonus chapter. Magic Castle: Unlocks 5 bonus chapters within a week! Space Craft: Unlocks 10 bonus chapters within a week! Golden Gachapon: Unlocks 15 bonus chapters within a week! Reviews: let's get to 30 reviews soon: unlocks 3 bonus chapters! (7/30) The number within the brackets at the end represents the number of reviews and how many left to unlock bonus chapters! Show some love and happy reading ლ(◉‿◉ ლ)

 What happened when language became the ultimate weapon in a world of magic and conflict. Imagine what would happen if you go to a magical world and there you find out that everything you say comes true, this is what happens with our main character. Adam, an ordinary resident of Earth, is mysteriously teleported to a magical world where the impossible becomes reality. To his astonishment, Adam discovers that by speaking in English, he can unleash incredible powers. Simple words like "Lightning" summon devastating bolts of energy, and a phrase like "Magic Bullet" turns his hand into a weapon, firing light projectiles capable of obliterating stone. In this new world brimming with magical creatures, kingdoms, and rival mages, Adam begins his rise to power, using his unique ability to reshape battles, challenge rulers, and rewrite the laws of magic itself. But as he grows stronger, others begin to take notice—powerful adversaries, mystical factions, and those who will stop at nothing to uncover the secret behind his words. Armed with nothing but his language and wit, Adam sets out to become the strongest force in this world, proving that sometimes, words hold the greatest power of all. English is the Language of Magic" – Follow Adam, an ordinary young man teleported into a magical world ruled by warring forces: the Mage Tower and the Sword Plains. Discover his journey as he uncovers his unique ability to wield both magic and swordsmanship, a feat unheard of in this mystical realm. Action, intrigue, and adventure await as Adam navigates the chaos and discovers the power of words New chapter every day. --- "Hello everyone! I'm excited to share that my novel, "English is the Language of Magic", is now available exclusively on my Patreon! If you're eager to read more chapters before they're released here, I invite you to join my Patreon community! By becoming a patron, you'll get: - Early access to new chapters and 70+ chapter of this book - Exclusive Web comic for this book. - Exclusive content and updates - Behind-the-scenes insights into my writing process Your support means the world to me, and I'm grateful for your enthusiasm for my work. Join me on Patreon today and get ready to dive into the world of "English is the Language of Magic"! patreon.com/AlphaBoss169 Thank you for being an amazing reader!

waking up in a strange country, in a strange house, surrounded by strangers, some of whom want nothing but to kill him, with no memory of who he is and unique abilities he knows nothing about, life couldn't possibly get any more complicated, or could it?