Caillou Bashing

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Hm? Wait, eh? What?! I'm now assigned on a mission so that I would be a dungeon master? Hold on, why?! That's such a painful task to do! Let someone else do it! In the first place, why me? What..? Only I can be the dungeon master? Stare into my eyes. Are you kidding me? No? Ugh, fine. There's no way I could argue against an archangel when I'm a mere angel. Alright, you win. I'll do it. So... my job is to serve as the boss of my dungeon and that naturally includes bashing up anyone who arrives at the boss room instead of reincarnating souls. But I'm getting tired of this anyway, so why not ask someone else to serve as the boss? Then, I would only have administration stuff to do! Hurray! I'm such a genius! But what if I could make a contract with an intelligent being and let them do the administration stuff too? Heheh... I'm such a genius! Oh, and also screw you, Lord Raphael. I still haven't forgiven you yet for pushing this job down onto me. ----

After transmigrating into the body of an orphaned refugee, Zhang Wanqing finds herself in a feudal society with no golden finger or grand system to rely on. Gritting her teeth, she moves into a decrepit temple and picks up a hoe and shovel, vowing to survive against all odds. She clears wasteland for farming, raises livestock and poultry, and even brings back a wolf cub from the mountains to raise. Eventually, she manages to scrape by. Later, the perfumes she creates take the markets of Luzhou by storm, and everyone respectfully addresses her as “Boss Zhang.” Despite her success, Zhang Wanqing never forgets her roots. She promotes agriculture, builds schools, and provides relief to refugees, earning widespread praise and admiration. But what should she do about the handsome yet silly young man who follows her around like a loyal puppy during her daily tasks? When she hoes the ground, he fetches water. When she feeds the chickens, he herds the sheep—seemingly oblivious to the mud dirtying his elegant azure silk robes. “Suhan Shan, the fields aren’t plowed yet—what’s the point of watering them?” Zhang Wanqing finally questions him, her bright almond eyes glaring in exasperation. The bashful young man blushes, scratching his head and apologizing, “Mother said the soil must be moist for plowing to go smoothly!” At first, it seemed like a perfectly ordinary remark. But Zhang Wanqing is suddenly reminded of the shadows and whispers beneath the red canopy last night. Her face flushes crimson, and she tosses her farming tools aside, fleeing into the house. Behind her, the silly young man stands in the garden, scratching his head in confusion.

When Rowan Hale stumbles upon an ancient, worn-out book, he expects nothing more than useless pages filled with forgotten lore. But as he opens it, a blinding light pulls him into a world beyond his wildest imagination-a realm brimming with magic, peril, and mystery. Stranded in the strange town of Stagpeak, Bash quickly discovers that this world is not only unfamiliar but filled with hidden dangers lurking in the shadows. As he struggles to understand his newfound powers and the golden orb of light that has fused with his very being, Rowan embarks on a quest for answers. With whispers of monsters, orc armies, and dark forces gathering in the countryside, his journey leads him deeper into the heart of a magical world where nothing is as it seems. Along the way, he forms unexpected alliances and faces life-threatening dangers, all while trying to uncover the truth behind the powerful magic he now holds. Will Rowan find his way home, or is his destiny forever bound to this strange, otherworldly dimension? In A World Beyond the Pages, the line between reality and magic blurs, and one young man's adventure is only just beginning.

A Prince who yearns to be great and a God who desires to become nothing. *** Tragedy befalls the island of Salyras every fifteen years. When Prince Nevian’s compelling music does nothing to prevent his island and people from sinking, he wonders what his passionate ability is useful for. He drifts for two days across a wild sea and washes upon an island of monsters. Despite being delirious from hunger and grief, he manages to produce one last song to save a man from the snares of a menacing creature. Nevian is surprised when he lives and is greeted by the man he saved. An honest-spoken individual named Aestos, who has otherworldly abilities that grant him the title and prestige of a God. Prestige he never asked for. Fascinated by Nevian’s music, Aestos requests that the Prince accompany him to retrieve a fabled sword that would strip him of his supernatural strengths and grant him the ability to live as a simple man. Aestos relies on Nevian’s enchanting songs, unable to prevent himself from also becoming bewitched. And despite being unsure of the long journey ahead, Nevian puts his faith in the man and agrees to help, believing if his music is truly destined for anything remarkable, now is the time to test it. ------------ [ Excerpt: ] I leaned and kissed Aestos’ face. He swiveled his head—rapidly—and our noses brushed. I laughed tiredly. “What is with that reaction, friend?” His face tightened. But he was not upset. He wore the countenance of a delighted man who feigned confusion because it was comfortable not to recognize what some actions meant. “You are always touching me. Every hour, a hand of yours reaches for me. Why?” he asked. I felt bashful, although confessions came naturally to me. “You must understand by now.” “I am trying to,” he answered sincerely, and he spread his fingers over his chest. “Because here, I feel something I am not used to. Whenever you touch me.” I smiled softly. “You feel your heart.” “I feel more than that.” “Does it frighten you?” He pondered over it while holding my gaze. “I don’t want it to.” I stole his other hand and held it against my chest to let him feel the music of my heart. “Do you feel the rhythm?” His eyes fell to where he held me. “I do not need to feel it,” he murmured. “I hear every time it changes.” I adored him with an enthusiastic smile. “Your ears are extraordinary, and you notice when affection drums in my chest. For you, Aestos. Because you are becoming someone special to me.” ------------ A story about love, destiny, (some) mythological creatures, music, magic, family, and tragedy. Takes on minor themes of historical Greek mythology & culture. [ This story centers affectionate friendships between men. BL tag for bromance. ]

"Don’t do it love! Please. Am sorry I hurt you. How can I live without you? Forgive me. " The girl stood at the cross road. Tears streamed down her pale cheek as she debated between listening to his pleas or to her heart. She was tired and could no longer take any of it. He took everything from her yet she stayed until she felt that her soul was no longer alive. Each pain he caused chipped a little at her soul until there was nothing left to give. She was now an empty soul that was hanging on a thin thread. She was only breathing, but being alive never counted as living. It was time to let go. She closed her eyes and run in to the middle of the road. A loud screech was heard as her blood painted the black tarmac red. Nooo….. @@@@@@@@@@@@@@ NOTE: This work is on-going and not yet edited. DISCLAIMER The cover was made by my darling sister, @Bash. The images used is attributed to the rightful owner. Join my Discord if you wish to interact with me and discuss the characters. https://discord.gg/jJeBuJN8 If you like my writing, you can always buy me coffee. It would be appreciated. https://ko-fi.com/kittenbunny

"Csintalan Kek Gvansa, I bestow upon you the blessing yearned by all of the righteous and pure. This blessing I give you, is the blessing, of luck. Good luck." The unruly demon of Inkarhell, the embodiment of mischief and chaos, Csintalan Kek Gvansa. After years of mischief and wrecking havoc, he who was scorned was finally banished, no, sentenced to a punishment beyond grief. "You can return, only, if you once more, make the whole world your enemy." declared the great god Odin. Hearing this, Csintalan grinned to the brim and felt, hope. In his mind he thought 'That's easy, I'll just go have fun and return for revenge? Isn't that too light? Ha!' But little did he know, what adversities he would face. "I killed your father and brother." He said that with blood on his hands as his grin reached almost unto his ears. "Thank you! you saved me.." She said as she knelt down on her knees, while crying and with her heart filled with gratitude for him. "Huh?" "I bashed your beloved king's head unto the ground and grinded his body to bits!" he declared as he crackled evilly whilst he stood on top of the palace's terrace in front of a crowd. "Our savior! Oh thank the heavens for this man!" the crowd roared and applauded him ecstatically. "What???" "Now then people.. I've massacred an entire country all for no reason! Fear me and hate me!" he yelled in frustration as he stood atop a mountain full of dead bodies. "All hail the hero! You have saved us from those blood crazed barbarians, how could we ever repay your kindness?" they wailed in admiration for the so-called-hero. "Not again.. What the f*uck is up with you people!?" he screamed in anger, while his eyes turned bloody red. "Why the f*ck can't you see that I just want you to hate me!? Why can't you hate me!? Just why!" "Why won't you be my enemy!?"

Life can be full of twists and turns, ups and downs. Sometimes it can feel like everything is going right, but other times it can feel like nothing is going our way. But what happens when it feels like life has truly given up on us? This was the question facing Lia Thompson after she caught her boyfriend cheating on her with her best friend. Drinks in hand, she barged into a private room at the Satellite Hotel, where she was confronted with a group of men - one of whom stood out as particularly handsome. In a fit of anger and sadness, she asked the man, "Handsome man, how much would you charge for a night?" To her surprise, the man responded, "Do you think you can afford it?" But she was determined to prove him wrong, and soon found herself in a room with him, her clothes in disarray. The next day, when the fog of alcohol cleared, Lia realized what she had done. Filled with shame, she fled the room. The news where she slept with a strange man get to the city and she was being bashed for it. Her parent forced her to leave the country and she did, never wanting to return. But months later, she received news that would change her life forever: she was pregnant with twins. Five years later, she found herself back in the same country, same city, now a single mother to her two children. But her peace was shattered when she received a visit from a man she never expected to see again: the father of her children. She never wanted to know she had babies for him, but her babies couldn't stop asking; "Mommy, where is daddy?" There was no how she could lie this time around, the father is the carbon copy of his children.

She is a spy who always hid her real identity in front of everyone that she meets. She may be an assistant. She may be a businesswoman. She may be a student. She may come in anyway possible in front of you but you cannot recognize her the second time you meet her. However she may come, everything is a mask that covers her real identity which is something very mysterious. He is an emperor of the Entertainment Industry but that was just his stress-buster from being the real Emperor of many Industries that were under his name. While acting in his film, he suddenly came across his first love who was supposed to be a poor scholarship student during their school times, now acting as an assistant to his co-star with her real age changed. Why? He didn’t care. He lost her once but wouldn’t the second time. She avoided him but he used the people around her to get more closer. She changed the identity again but he recognized her again too. “So what if you change your identity? You were mine and you would always be mine. The only identity with which I will see you as is my wife.” Read the story to find how she manipulates everyone around her to get her task done while he does everything to get her to his side. A combination of sweet romance, mystery, action, comedy and everything else you need would be presented with a beautifully decorated platter. *** Talk to me (author), interact with fellow readers, catch a glimpse of sprinkled spoilers and most importantly BASH THE LAZY AUTHOR and force her for more updates by joining the discord server: https://discord.gg/k66qXaWMuD *** P.S.: The cover do not belong to me. I'll remove it if said to me... *** Want to energize this pitiful author with a cup of coffee? Provide a coffee here: ko-fi.com/leorote

“I tried to kill your Father.” “I know.” “I will kill your Father.” “I know.” “Then why did you marry me.” “I love you.” “The Emperor loves you.” “I love you more.” Is it really so easy to get revenge with the help of love? *** She had a happy family which is the envy of everyone in the country. But unknown to everyone, her heart harbored the fire of revenge. She is an elegant lady with a noble household but in secret she would sharpen her swords. He is the Prince that every lady desired. But he loved her at the first sight. He was always the most favored among all the other Princes but when she tried to kill his Father, The Emperor, he helped her without any limits. Why does she want revenge? Is his love for her the only reason he is helping her? To know more, continue reading, “Revenge With The Help of Love.” *** Talk to me (author), interact with fellow readers, catch a glimpse of sprinkled spoilers and most importantly BASH THE LAZY AUTHOR and force her for more updates by joining the discord server: https://discord.gg/k66qXaWMuD

Zhe Chouhen had been a hater of Daoist Panda's work since the start. Not because they were bad, but because the male leads are just the worst scums to their MCs. And these MCs just let these toxic gongs step all over them like a doormat! Daoist Panda became so annoyed by Zhe Chouhen's bashing that he turned into a system, and he transported his hater into his novels as the characters he hated. Zhe Chouhen cannot act OOC and must be scummy to survive! -------------- Panda: If you can make the MC or the readers fall in love with you without being a scum, I will let you go. Chouhen: How is that possible without getting OOC??? Panda: Figure it out yourself! ----------------- 1v1 Gong/Seme MC (Zhe Chouhen is the top) The system and Zhe Chouhen have a..... complicated relationship Smut, Angst, and Fluff.... you name it, we have it. And some very dark shit. I'm not kidding, there's some twisted stuff in here that might or might not give you nightmares, so trigger warnings applies. If you're a classic literature geek like me who loves gothic horrors like Jekyll and Hyde, Frankenstein, Dracula... This is for you. All the stories here a reimagined from classic literature. You know what? Lemme give you the list and what Zhe Chouhen's role would be in them: 1. Dante's Inferno (Supernatural)- A sorcerer obsessed with his stepbrother that he dragged him to hell with him (literally) 2. Picture of Dorian Gray (Modern Showbiz)- A mere painter with a friend who is a struggling actor that he painted and suddenly got famous.... but at what cost? 3. Frank and Stein (Historical Scifi)- A scientist that had created his own lover from the bodies of dead men.... and he seems to have other skeletons in his closet than literal ones. 4. Dracula (School Mystery)- A vampire who had come to conquer a school, taking back his prey that escaped from him. 5.Hamlet (Anthropomorphic)- A black-haired lion that plans to seduce the princess to take over the throne that is rightfully his, yet he took interest on the king's son and..... has a change of plans. 6. Phantom of the Opera (Paranormal)- A ghost had fallen in love with the star of the show, and plans to take control of his mind to become his and stay with him in the old theater forever. 7. The Great Gatsby (Omegaverse)- An Alpha CEO who was involved in a murder and was now being investigated by an Omega reporter that is too curious for his own good. 8. Jekyll and Hyde (Modern Sci-Fi)- A clone of the student campus' perfect prince, who had come to show him his hidden darkest desires. 9. King Arthur and the Knights of the Round Table (Fantasy)- A 'loyal servant' who had always been following Lancelot and helping him in exploits.... Or does he really? 10. Journey to the West (Cultivation)- ??? 11. ??????? 12. ??????? Please consider voting with power stones so I can win the contest! -------------------- Updates at least 3 chapters a weak, time inconsistent as I have other books to write Please support my other books too! Top MC BLs: -QT: No to Bad Boys! Transmigrated as an Otome Side Character (World hopping, funny and sassy confused top x power bottom, mix of angst and fluff and of course, smut) - The Mafia Boy's Contract Marriage (crime drama, love-hate relationship, spicy) -Two Omegas Destroy the Worlds of Alphas (World hopping, face-slapping and revenge, formidable couple) Non-BL: Stone Mage: Revenge of the Villain System (Fantasy, manipulative and cunning villain MC that doesn't just murder everyone for no reason, mystery)

We cooked the breakfast in peace and tranquillity, so focused on the process to not even chit-chat in between. Or probably it was just me, too gone in the process of cooking to notice his stare on me. "Hikari..." "Yeah?" I don't look up from the bowl I'm mixing batter in, until I feel his presence right behind me. His hands began crawling up my arms, I let go of the bowl, and he turns me around. "Yes Taehyung?" a smirk forms on the corner of his lips and a shiver goes down my spine, this couldn't be good. "Up." Up? What could that possibly mean? Then it strikes me, I feel his hands wrapping around my waist, he wants me to sit on the kitchen counter. So I jump instinctively. I bit my lip out of habit, while he spreads my legs and walks forward, leaving no space between us. "Unbutton my shirt." I was hesitant but my hands followed his demands unwilling to upset him. My fingers were trembling against his buttons, his constant gaze upon me following each action of mine rendered me diffident. God why won't my hands stay calm, I strived hard to unbutton his fourth button when his hands engulfed mine and I bit my lip as he made me look up at him. "My turn."  My eyes widened on realisation as his hands swiftly reached the hem of my shirt. He leisurely unbuttoned my shirt, his eyes never leaving my face, he was absorbing every bit of my bashfulness, every reaction I made.  I felt a chill across my chest, and that's when I noticed that he was done with his task. "I love your sub nature."  I like his dominant side too, but at times he was too intimidating for me to bare with. "Kiss me." I gulped and reached for his lips, and to my surprise he stepped backwards and giggled. "Kiss me Hikari." I jumped off the counter and reached to kiss his lips yet again but he stood straight, he was too tall for me to reach without him bending down. "I can't...." I shrugged at his unusual demand to which he was being uncooperative. "Disobeying me, are you?" He expression switched to a daunting one, and I blinked in response and shook my head. "But I don't see you following my instructions?" I gulp as he advances towards me.. __________ Hikari Yi is a girl of a grim, fatalistic world, the love of a family was never one of her assets. Away from the fallen realm of her father’s menacing territory, she leads an independent life. Little did she know the world she was running away from, was advancing towards her at a pace faster than she was travelling at. Hikari admires a world famous boy band, the ORIONS, consisting of seven members. She somehow receives an offer to look after them as a manager or a caretaker. As unexpected as it looks, it isn't. The more time she spends around them, she grows infatuated with one of the seven. Are the feelings mutual? Is he the one to fill the void of solicitude in her life? Overtime, mysteries unfold, what was Hikari's past? What other plans does she have for the boyband she adore? What secrets has she locked? As it is, it isn’t just her. The Orions, too, have got their own darkness to unravel. ____________________________________ -"Tell me once you again that you love me" -"Reassure me once more that you'll stay forever, that you won't leave me alone." -"Who are you.. No... What are you exactly?" -"I want you Hikari. Now." -"Is that how you talk to your boss?" -"Your clothes are see-through" -"Yakuzas are the most feared mob group" -“This world won’t let us be.” ____________________________________ It's an enthralling, mystery, romance, action thriller. It has everything you've been looking for. High school romance? Office heated relations? Eternal love? Mafia? demons? Vampires? Boys? Best friends? Family? Action? Suspense? It's all there, read to indulge in the roller-coaster adventure!

I would like to clarify that none of this book is mine I just got it from another novel site and I saw it was not on Webnovel so here it is. there is alot of bashing of the usa in the book I have been trying to look through it and see where gas that happened so I can take it out if you see anything like that please tell me.

She is famed as the Greatest of all Witches and yet one day she was found dead. What's more shocking is that she doesn't even know how she had died or who had killed her. Luckily for her, she got another chance as she reincarnated. When she came back to life, she doesn't recognize her surroundings nor the people around her. When she saw herself, she finally found that the body her soul entered was not her's but instead it belonged to an Elf. An Elf whom all the other Elves bully as a Good-for-nothing. It doesn't matter if she was a Good for nothing because her own talent was enough to strive any environment by herself. But what matters is that both the Magical clans Witches and Elves were said to be rivals for around thousands of years for now. How could she survive being a member of a rival clan? She thus starts a brand new journey of being an elf while using her techniques that she learned being a witch. She moves on finding the reason behind her death and the person who was responsible for the same. She continues proving everyone that she not only could be the Greatest of all the Witches but she could also be the Greatest of all Elves- of course by using a little, just a little, of her witchcraft. But can she stop by just being the Greatest of Witches and Elves? Maybe she could go beyond that? Follow her journey to find more... The Witchy Elf - Why just a Witch or an Elf when she can be both? P.S: Cover commissioned. Credits to the talented artist @_VA_ *** Talk to me (author), interact with fellow readers, catch a glimpse of sprinkled spoilers and most importantly BASH THE LAZY AUTHOR and force her for more updates by joining the discord server: https://discord.gg/k66qXaWMuD

A powerful tale of love and vengeance. When the person who you have sworn to kill turns out to be your lover. It's hard to forgive when wounds run so deep. You can't help when love runs Its course after years of hate. Will they give in to their desires or be the enemies the fate had made them be. I need feedback guys good or bad. You can bash me on my grammar and spelling mistakes so I may fix it Love and hugs Author

Imani's sweet sixteen isn't so sweet in the secretive black nation of Noddon. Instead of a car and birthday bash, she's gifted with a sword and battle. She's the first female blacksmith and a Sabonis (people with no magical abilities). When someone starts kidnapping Blacksteels (people with rare magical abilities), killing them and then resurrecting them — they wake up as Shadows: thirsty for Sabonis blood — Imani has no choice but to forge a replica of the legendary Bakantwa Sword that will give her immense magical abilities, the right to rule the kingdom and save her people. To find the murderer, Imani enlists the help of her two best friends: an outspoken gay warrior carrying a curious sword, and an African demi-God discarded by his family. Each hides a secret that could get them killed. Together they seek to rescue the Blacksteels to form an alliance between them and the Sabonis. Imani and the demi-God D'ziko wrestle feelings for each other as they prepare for a dangerous showdown with the murderer. But the killer, someone very close to Imani, is setting a trap of his own. He wants them dead. Preferably in pieces.

In the spring of 1692, Lizzie burned at the stake. Reincarnated in the 21st century, she finds herself riding a pick-up truck off to a music festival with the reincarnation of the girls that burned with her. And the driver? William, the lover that left her without an explanation. William’s charm in this lifetime is as irresistible as it used to be and she can't deny the longing she feels. To find peace and happiness, she was tasked by a quirky deity to avenge herself and the other ‘witches’ from the people that wronged them. But how was she going to find out who were the ones that wronged the other girls? In her quest for justice, Lizzie will discover the best (and worst) of both worlds of the colonial era and the 21st century as she goes back and forth into her dreams, visions, and reality. Will she succeed with her revenge and find happiness too? ========== DRAMATIC EXCERPT: "Lizzie, please don't forget that I love you." Will said as he clutched his shirt near his chest. "I never stopped loving you Elizabeth Ainsworth." He took a step forward to reach out for me and I shielded myself with my hands. "Don't come near me, you filthy bastard!" I screamed at him, enraged with his lies. I closed my eyes as I stepped backwards and held back my tears. "You did nothing to defend me from your father!" "No Lizzie, I did what I could. I -" his voice faded and I was left in the parking lot, dazed and my arms crossed as if to shield myself from his advance. When I blinked, William vanished and Bash came back into sight. He gave me a questioning look and asked, "Ummm.. What are you doing Lizzie?" My eyes darted from Bash's head to toe and he gave a nervous laugh at my reaction. I breathed short and heavy gasps and my sweat went cold. "You look like you've seen a ghost." He said. ========= UPDATES INDEFINITE Coverphoto grabbed from pinterest, it will be taken down should the owner request to. If you know the original artist then please inform me so i can add proper credits

Six teenage highschool girl are finally in senior year. Prom is coming up and there is a huge problem... They have no date!!! Ariel Andrews: The cheekiest girl you've ever seen. Ariel is a huge talker and she has her ears close to the ground. Long light brown hair and large hazel eyes. 18 year old. Miona Franklin: Miona is a beauty queen, obsessed with social media and trendy fashion. She is practically a Barbie doll with long platinum blonde hair and killer blue eyes. 18 year old. Jaden Smith: Jaden is a happy-go-lucky girl full of positive vibes. She has quite a cute temper and vents by eating chocolate and breaking pens. Dark brown hair and cute blue eyes. 18 year old. Irene Claire Cassar: Irene is a modern day princess. However, she is far from your average princess. She's smart and definitely not uptight. Waist length brown hair and pretty emerald green eyes. 18 year old. Kayla Williams: Kayla is a cute girl who's really bashful. She blushes regularly and easily gets shy. Full of positive energy. Red long hair and turquoise eyes. 18 year old. Xenon Montague: Xenon is a very quiet and taciturn girl. She hardly talks yet observes alot. She can be seen as anti-social yet she's actually kind at heart. She had mismatched coloured eyes with her right eye being black coloured and the left being a bright grey. She also has short jet-black hair. 17 year old. These six beauties experience the beauty of teenage love. Young, innocent and heartwarming. Readers needed!!!!

Allison Fae is the new kid to Nasseu Middle School, and already she's got kids dying left and right! Okay, just left. One half of conjoined twins Rosemary and Josephine Higgins is the victim of an awful bashing-to-the-head that kids are getting so mixed up with today. A dark force takes intrigue in the itty-bitty human conflict that is definitely in no way, shape, or form related to the murder of that rich kid a few months before the start of school. The force, named Issachar preserves the scene of the crime perfectly so an investigation can be properly maintained with no silly distractions from the outside like 'police' or 'lawyers'. "Solve the murder, escape the darkness!" Issachar tells the children, and thus kickstarts an investigation into the darkest truths and lies about the kids at Nasseu Middle School. Trigger Warnings: Violence, Murder, Sexual Assault, Rape, Torture

Manuela Carie Flores is a well-known Filipina supermodel but she is also the most bashed because people thought that she's brainless Her manager decided that she must be back to school so that her bashers will leave her alone. She's back in 9th grade of high school. At the last quarter of her school year, their teacher assigned them to read the book of Noli Me Tangere and they must do their own version of it, they must do a movie. While she is reading the book of Noli Me Tangere, her tears flow like a river. She can't hold back her tears. Little did she know that the book of Noli Me Tangere is an open book and while she was crying, she enters the book, and now she has the mission given by the librarian... SHE MUST CHANGE THE ENDING OF NOLI ME TANGERE FROM TRAGIC INTO A HAPPY ENDING ONE

"Bum Bashing", as described by the Sun-Sentinel, is a "pastime for youths with too much time on their hands and too much violence in their souls." The following story is about two bullies at a high school, two bullies who definitely had too much time on their hands and too much violence in their souls... VIEWER DISCRETION ADVISED!

A loli plays a vrmmorpg but accidentally chooses a sledgehammer instead of a wand. Watch as a loli bashes monsters skulls and becomes slightly op! (this will be a slice of life story that is mostly based on people playing vrmmorpgs so if ya don't like that then leave!)

!!!WARNING!!! Read this carefully! 1. This is an adult novel; there will be sex scenes, gore, violence, etc. 2. This is the different kind of "dark"; this isn't doom-and-gloom and/or goth dark. 3. I am a novice writer. 4. This is almost a parody of a certain work not for kids. 5. Zombies are the minorities in the plot, but WILL be important later on...I think. 6. I am a really novice writer, go easy on me. 7. There will be rape, so if that isn't your cup of tea, don't read it then bash me for it. I said it was "dark". 8. There is Netorare. By simple definition, it's someone stealing (usually) the MC's loved ones or important people, usually through violence, rape, and/or blackmail...or a combination. It's not everyone's thing, like pineapple pizza. 9. English isn't my main language, you can take a guess what it is. 10. The MC is a useless femboy/trap because it humors me and deep down inside, I guess it's a fetish I'm fine with. 11. This isn't 100% fap material, there will be plot(?); plot is up for debate and based on my whim. 12. Picking names is not my forte, along with many things like writing a novel/story. 13. I hope there isn't a novel already up on this website, or I'll be devastated. 14. I poke fun of many things like current events, sorry not sorry? 15. Synopsis is a bit short, Chapter 1 will forge the background story to a certain extent. Sorry. 16. Updates WILL be sporadic, that is the only thing I can promise...beside being a bad writer. 17. ALL characters involved in sex scenes are at least 18, so there will be no pedophilia. But age will not be stated, use your imagination, pervs. 18. Novel's name is poorly chosen, I do suck with names. 19. Enjoy, you sickos. ~~Super Short Synopsis~~ [Insert dumb reason for zombie apocalypse] Zombies are now horny undeads, people suck, people don't suck, etc. MC is useless, [Insert NTR action] [Somehow insert actual plot that isn't entirely sex]

Erotic misadventures of Zack as he finds a mysterious ring. ########## Harem, smut, lemons, dark Mc, bashing, incest

"You will recognize the survivors of abuse through their courage. When silence is inviting, they move forward and share their truth so that others know they are not alone." This story is about a girl that loved her father very much but when he was killed she started experiencing abuse at the hands of her own mother. Many years later she was now ready to find out what happened to him as well as fulfilling her promise to him, along with her new family and a love to last a lifetime. Fem! Ash is raised by her godfather Norman after five years of abuse under her mother's hand. Warning some character bashing I do not own Pokémon

Going to rewrite it with the same plot as harry dark lord's son but with a different concept . warning - the light side bashing , dumbeldor bashing , Ron and Hermione bashing , Molly weasely and Aurther weasely bashing

"Dear, God of Love, this one really love His Majesty, Nangong Jiyu with all my heart. Please let us be together." "God of Love, this minister begs you to bind my daughter's fate with His Majesty, Nangong Jiyu, so that she can marry him." "Dear, God of Love, I just saw His Majesty's carriage this morning. I believe our eyes met! Oh my god, I'm so happy. I hope I can at least be his concubine." "God of Love, hear me out, His Majesty...." One after another, they come relentlessly into Ying Yue's head. All these wishes and the majority of them wish the same thing! But, to her dismay, she can't just grant all of them and fill His Majesty's harem to the brim! There are some rules that she must follow. It pisses her off! "Let's bash his head. If he's dead, then problem's solved," said Ying Yue finally losing her patience. Then, she walks away. "You can't do that, My Lady!" The two messengers shout in panic. ________________________________________________ Jiang Ying Yue is our international model whose fame has labeled her the queen of the modelling industry. However, first on top 10 most handsome guys and second on top 10 most wanted husbands? She broke the record that no other female celebrities has ever claimed. But the most shocking thing is her love for cute girls! With her tall height, short boyish hairstyle, absolutely gorgeous face, and black cross tattooed on her cheekbone, she has tamed not only men but women with just a single glance. However, one day she meets an old man while shooting a commercial and suddenly got knocked out and when she wakes up, she has become the God of Matchmaking, Marriage, and Love! What the hell is going on? And what's up with these crying ladies calling for marriage with the Emperor? Shit, cuties, don't cry! This brother got you!

It's 4:50 in the morning. Mika was sitting on his bed and was staring into the cramped streets lighted by the intense storm above. It was filled with trash, organic wastes, dirty water flowed through the trash and dripping over head from ledges and wires. Rats sometimes scurried down it. The sound of the room next to him that was being raided was being drown out by lightning and the thundering of rain. The room he was staying in was small bare necessities were stacked and squeezed in a room barely Enough to fit 4 adults. Then he heard it. *Crack* A loud crack sounded as his door was bashed in by soldiers. "Hands up!" The Soldiers were dressed in all black military overalls and were armed with sub machine guns. Mika looked at them and raised his frail and skinny hands. They pushed him outside and searched his apartment. But in reality they usually steal or destroy items for money or entertainment under the guise of justice. He learned to avoid them by just staying quiet and not resisting so they just get bored and look for someone else. But this time was different the soldiers that entered were differently dressed and more equipped than usual. That weren't taking anything and by the time they were done searching the place he could hear the sound of helicopter blades spinning.

Harry Potter is born three years earlier and that changes everything. Being cast aside for his younger brother who is The Boy Who Lived, he is thrown to the Dursleys. Fortunately, he's saved by his Grandparents and this proves to be the turning point. Learning that strength is everything he starts his journey to become something more than just a wizard. But is everything that simple? Now he needs to navigate Wizard Politics, a delusional Old Man who believes in Greater Good, Aristocrats with multiple agendas, a civilization still stuck in Victorian Era and romance. What you can expect? Strong MC, later OP. Wrong Boy Who Lived. MoD in later chapters. Dumbledore, Weasley, Potter Bashing. ( To some extent.) Sneak Fighting And things which break the laws of reality. Like a two year old rapping, and earth being flat. Harem... most probably no. Possible Romance Interest: DG MC will be dark grey with his own agendas. An alien invasion? No fixed schedule...

What happens when two unlikely people met each other for the first time? They get married! That's right, they definitely did. They were akin to two parallel lines that weren't supposed to intersect or touch at any given point in time. But in that fateful moment that they did meet, they were thrust into the world of whirlwind romance. A handsome, thoughtful and cold-heated man, King Margaux Hendrix, who spent most of his years in unrequited love accidentally met a beautiful, introverted and forlorn woman, Violet Hailey Quinn, who was betrayed by her long time and long distance boyfriend. Two people that when put together were comparable to a dog and a cat. They changed the trajectories of their lives in one moment. Never be the same again. Together, they tread and explored the waters of love, the unknown and uncertainty. Through twists and turns, they gradually fell in love as their adventure called marriage, unfolds. Their encounter created a butterfly effect that seeped into other people's lives and set off chains of events with the resounding click like that of a falling domino. ----- The whole story is about two people that shouldn't have met, always at each other's throat, sort of fell in love I think? Violet: "What sort of? Damn it! We have no choice!!! You wrote us!" YoureMySun: "Y-you!!!!! You can't be here! Stop crossing dimensions! You're ruining my synopsis for your story!" King: "Can you change the female lead? Someone who's more beautiful and cultured?" Violet: "Bastardddddd!! You're dead!!!" YoureMySun: "Cut it King! You're not supposed to be here too! Stop agitating Violet, ok?" King: "Hahahahaha me? stop? Dream on! I'll annoy the heck out of this woman. Even if it's the last thing I do! Gyahahaha" *evil laugh Violet: *pulls out bat from somewhere then charged at King YoureMySun: "Oh my God!!! V where the heck did you even get that! Stop right there!" King: "W-woman! I-i know how much you love me so don't you dare hit my face!" Violet: "Me love you? You of all people? Only an idiot will fall for you" *said through gnashing her teeth King: "You're the idiot that fell for me, you know? G-get away from me barbarian!" YoureMySun: "You guys left me with no choice" *Our dearest author left with no choice, pulls out the magical keypad as she wrote, YoureMySun: "As Violet was gunning for King, she tripped and fell in his embrace. And end up kissing each other. Then a good samaritan from the story's dimension accidentally throws a rope through the worm hole while trying to catch the running horse. The two got tied in the same position. The samaritan pulled and was shocked to see two people instead of the horse. He blinked then they disappeared, and wondered if he gone crazy. The two was transported to their love nest stuck in that position for the whole day. Until Violet had enough being taken advantage of by King. She ripped the rope and starts bashing King with a pillow. While King's laughters and ouchies reverberates throughout the house. And they lived happily ever after" *closes keypad, bows in apology to the readers YoureMySun: "Finally got some peace and quiet. Sighhh... I apologize dearest readers. It's been too lively?" "Where was I? Going back" They fell in love through twists and turns. Violet, a beautiful, charming, quiet, and a kind girl unexpectedly met King, a handsome, rich, playful and iceberg-man. "She's really kind and quiet you know, believe me. It's just that, King happened" Join me dear readers in exploring their lives, how they met, what will become of them, their adventures and their story :D ----- UPDATES: 1 chapter per day COVER: 'illustrated drawing' by Maha Saleh is licensed under CC BY-NC-ND 4.0 [https://search.creativecommons.org/photos/be9a743c-0160-4d94-8f40-62f3380e7830] Disclaimer: Credits to the amazing artist that created and shared 'illustrated drawing' in Creative Commons.