Bonnie Rabbot Fart

A dark fantasy novel set in a world where noble families inherit extraordinary powers from a celestial event. Lord Aquilton, a ruthless ruler feared for his unmatched strength, has never wed—until fate binds him to an unexpected bride. She is anything but ordinary. Behind her charming facade lies a deadly force that even he cannot ignore. As political intrigue, whispered betrayals, and supernatural horrors unfold, one question remains—what unknown devastation will she bring when her true power awakens? Did she truly crossed over into another realm by her own pettiness?

Ryu Tanaka, a pro gamer, rage-quits a buggy RPG only to wake up inside it after a freak power surge. He’s in Valdris, a world where the “System 2.0” is glitched to hell: kill a dragon, get a rusty spoon; cast a spell, summon a fart cloud. Worse, his class—“Glitch Knight”—comes with a sentient sword, Snarkfang, that roasts him mid-battle. Ryu’s stuck with a misfit party: a klepto healer, a berserker scared of blood, and a bard who only knows polka. Together, they exploit the bugs—crashing quests for loot, stacking debuffs into buffs—to overthrow the Admin King, a dev-turned-god patching the world to trap them. Victory means escaping back to Earth—or rewriting Valdris into their playground.

Once upon a time, in a faraway world... an overpowered guy decided to fart - which resulted in some shenanigans. As a result of those shenanigans, now, a highly intelligent 15-year-old boy, Agent Nine, and his sister-friend Agent Six, have to traverse through a potpourri of stupidity to keep on living and enjoying their lives.

Lock city, a city located in Advran beaming with the occasional splashes of blood in homes for decades and the culprits never found. Bonnie, Luis and Leah, an unlikely trio have noticed the crimes have a certain pattern, leading them to the belief that the culprits have a connection. A sinister play is at hand and they don't know how long it will be, for the entire country to fully be drenched in blood of its own people. Bonnie and Luis have to work through this while navigating feelings and secrets that have been kept under wrap for years, maybe this is a chance for the pair to finally open up.

Noah was betrothed to Werewolf Prince Kincade at birth. Her Marriage Contract came with a virginity clause. She knew that a day would come when she would accept her fate and marry this nightmare of man that terrified her, what she didn't except was to meet Kincade for the first time, fall for Kincade...hop on the Kincade Express - tum tum! all in a space of an hour. Except now, the man that was standing in front of her claiming to be the real Kincade, looked nothing like the man, who spent a better part of last night in between her legs. she had been tricked! and worse! she was pregnant for a man she had neither the means or way of contacting. Follow Noah as she navigate the mess she calls her life, while hiding from the world that she was carrying the wrong Alpha's child. p.s cover is not mine. **** "Where's Kincade? Let's get this shit over with, okay?" I said, scanning the hall way for my contracted husband to be. My mother almost fainted but my father bit back a smile. Occasionally, he was the father every little girl pray for. "We will get to that as soon as we get a little thing out of the way" Lady Bridgette said and looked around like she misplaced something of little value. "I suppose any number of these vacant rooms would suffice for the inspection" "What inspection?" I asked no one in particular. The dowager duchess pointed at the room behind us and announced "This would do. Come" she commanded like we were dogs. She said and walked past me and pushed the door open. I was ushered inside the room and when Eva Belle tried to enter, the door was shut in her face. "The mother can stay but I doubt the father is needed, Yolanda" Bridgette spoke over us like we were servants not royalties. Sure, Avalon was the smallest country in the world but an old fart like her had no right to disrespect us. "Hey! Lady! What's going on?" I asked as my father per her request started walking towards the door. "Just do what she says, baby" My father whispered and walked out. I was still confused. "What's going on?!" "Hop on the bed, take off your undies and spread your legs, Nicolette" Lady Bridgette commanded. I almost laughed out loud. "Lady, are you high on fumes?" I asked her and laughed, turning around to laugh at the joke with my mother but she wasn't laughing. "Mom?" "Just do what they say. It would only take a minute, Noah" "A minute to..." "Doctor Stephen is here on behalf of Essex to check...to see...if you are still...intact" my mother murmured. I stood froze. There was nothing remotely funny about this. "They want to check to see if I was a virgin? For real? Is this a joke?" "Just do it" Mother said. "Dad!" I yelled on top of my voice. He couldn't have gone far. "Hop on the bed willingly or you would be restrained" Bridgette threatened.

Mature Content! Maisie loosened her grip against the cloth on her chest, it fell to the ground, rendering her naked in front of him. "Do you still see me as a child, I'm all grown up now" She said with a sly smile on her lips, causing the man to look at her. The desire in his eyes didn't escape her gaze. His deep voice rang in the room, "Can you satisfy me, huh, Maisie" He called out her name seductively. Now she doesn't know who was seducing who. "Sure" She responded. Leif who was comfortable until now felt something throb in his trouser, he groaned, "Don't regret this" "I won't" she declared firmly, "We're married, it's normal for us to have sex" She said brazenly. *** 17-year-oldd Maisie is a cute, sweet but hot-tempered girl who lives with her old parents in a cottage by the woods. She had incurred a curse; she would fart whenever she was angry and would cry whenever she was happy. She had to remain neutral but it was impossible, she wasn't a rock! When she clocks 18, she started having weird dreams, abilities that ordinary humans can't possess, in her quest to find out who she was and how she incurred the curse, she met Leif who changed her life. Gave her so much happiness and love she could ever desire and she gave him everything she had too! However, he soon figured out that she was a witch, those they had been at war with, he was torn between his love for her and customs. Likewise, the elders in the covens would never allow her to be together with him. How would she protect their love?

Five friends Four elements One destiny One mistake? "Wait? Wait a minute!? Why does my friends got one elements each? Fire, Water, Earth and Air...What about me??? Give me something!?" V or Van, a quirky teen, sucker for fantasy novels and stories, an art wannabe, a faithful friend and a little too honest for her own good, got transported to a dying world. A world with magic and supernaturals. Well maybe not all is magic, but the citizens of that world is composed of fairies, dwarves/leprechauns, mermaids and a dragon? and a talking stones, fishes, lavas and clouds. They're a bunch of freakshows! She got transported together with her four friends. Bonnie, Rossette, Alanis, and Ellis. They all each got one element, but what about her? "Aw, Come on! What am i? An extra?????" "Give me something fairy godmothers!!!" After all, you won't be able to spell B-R-A-V-E without V, right? What would a normal person like her without super powers supposed to do in that world?

Based on Bonnie & Clyde and during the GREAT DEPRESSION - Bianca & Joel set out on foot to rob small petrol stores and big banks to support their downward financial situation and for a sadistic thrill....

Donovia A world of swords and magic. A world a we’re Mages’ farts can change the geography of countries and Swordsmen more skilled than Captain Levi molesting the Beast Titan, and to add insult to injury can run at speeds so fast that they take the “bolt” in “lightning bolt” and shit on it… Anyways our MC has been summoned into this world alongside the cliche group of Japanese class of highschoolers to “Save the World” from the Demon King. However it seems that nothing is at straightforward, or to according to the MC it isn’t… P.S. The image isn’t mine I just poached it of google so credits go to whoever made the image P.P.S. Everything (except the some of MCs abilities) in this story is my own creation. Even the shitty world-building is mine, however, i will Endeavour to improve it P.P.P.S. MC is kinda a bit Chaotic-Neutral kinda edgy. His bottom-line is low but not that low so don’t be surprised if he sees starving kids on the verge of death only hanging on because of that little crumb of stale bread they ate in the morning, stops, stares at them and decides that they aren’t worth it and continues on his merry way. No type of earthly morals gunna get in his way(unless he decides to) and also this is not spoiling so don’t get your panties in a twist.

A band of amnesiac souls journey to reclaim their forgotten memories after having their bodies toyed with and consciousnesses placed into dolls—dolls, which once inhabited, grant the user a supernatural touch that can alter reality…

Sophie, a die - hard fan of star Leon, dies and is reborn as a cat. When Leon is filming, he pets her. A strange system in Sophie's mind assigns tasks to bring them closer. She follows him home, farts on his leg in the car, and later bites him. Leon, unfazed, takes her to the pet hospital. Next morning, with a new task, their sweet connection is set to grow.

The two sisters, Mina and Andi, were looking for berries and came across a waterhole - encountering a mysterious cave. They face challenges and unexpected turns of events, but ultimately, they decide to keep moving and enjoy the adventure. (This book cover - I was trying to make it so you guys can see what the predator was eyeing)

A story about raising the twins and their growing passion to cause trouble while learning how to be a proper princess. Nevertheless, did the lessons and ettiquet of royalty dimished their spirit to create chaos. But, what happens when they meet their match? Will love spark or they succeeded in their mischief? (Canva has improved so much - I loved this book cover!)

Tensions mount as her guards clash with the kingdom’s fierce traditions, and Darian’s claim to her heart threatens to ignite a war. With danger closing in from all sides, Ella must navigate the mysteries of a kingdom untouched by time and decide whether to fight for her freedom—or embrace a fate she never expected. (Book cover generated with Canva subscription - enjoy! Beautiful readers)

Lula is thrust into an unexpected journey filled with peril and intrigue, forcing her to confront the unknown and discover a strength she never knew she possessed. Thank you, Canva! Their platform has gotten better - I love what I was able to put together for this book cover.

Daniel was sent to summer school by his mother because of failing grades. There is one more seat open and here comes Gabe, his crush, he has been in love with him for 6 years. They make small talk and Daniel is invited to Gabe’s party. They find them selves liking each other and dating. The morning comes with Gabe’s ex trying to kill Daniel. Gabe kills her and they hide her body. They are calm about the murder and Daniel does not know why. They agree to not talk about it, instead they come out to Daniel’s parents. His mom knew already but his dad didn’t take it so well. His father tried shooting Daniel and when Gabe’s pulls out his emergency gun to shoot the father, he shoots Daniel! Daniel faints and wakes up in his mother’s house. After crying and apologizing, Daniel asked what happened to his dad. With a normal response, his mother replied, “in the freezer”. Daniel was confused why murder was not freaking anyone out. Little does he know that his mom has a huge secret. Secrets unravel and more death takes place. Daniel and Gabe have become the next Bonnie and Clyde! After numerous murders and questions asked, one attempted murder ruins it all. Sadly their happiness comes to a stop when the FBI finally finds them. The question is, is this the end or is it just getting started?

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In a world where farting do not exist. The man will become The one Who Farts. This story will become boring, maybe. The enemys are not yet decided. That world not need, but that world gets. *NOT Recommended for people* *Irregular Publish* *BORING STORY* *DUMB AUTHOR* *DUMB NAMES* *TRASH STORYTELLING* *TRASH BACKSTORY* *BULLSHIT SETTING* *BULLSHIT ROMANCE*(IF there is maybe a romance) *BULLSHIT CONFLICTS* *ONE-DIMENSIONAL CHARACTERS* *OBVIOUSLY CARDBOARD PERSONALITY*

When the curtains rise and the band takes the stage, Bonnie steals the spotlight—not just for his magnetic presence and bass guitar riffs, but for the secrets he hides beneath his human-like exterior. Far from the mindless machines many believe, the animatronics of Freddy Fazbear's Pizza are something more—humanlike beings wrapped in synthetic skin, their metallic cores concealed within. One night, the crew stumbles upon a frightened yet fearless little girl named Ariana, hiding in the shadows of the pizzeria. With nowhere to go and secrets of her own, she finds herself thrust into the animatronic world, discovering they are more alive than she ever imagined. Among them, Bonnie is the first to truly connect with Ariana. He becomes her protector, drawn to her innocence and tenacity. But as their bond deepens, a forbidden romance begins to bloom—one between the bassist who hides a metallic core and the human girl who sees the soul within. As danger looms and secrets unravel, Bonnie and Ariana must navigate a world where neither fully belongs, and where love between flesh and steel is as mysterious as it is perilous.

In the mansion of the Duke Van Blue, several peculiar individuals work as servants. Like Bonnie: who dreamed since childhood to be a maid even if she had the potential to become one of the world's greatest mage; Or Ann: who is a maid because she wants to be hitted by the Duchess; or Vymiru: who's definitivally not a tween dragon.

“I died” “ I Jeremy Auns an ordinary office worker find myself in a very perculiar situation: stuck in a white void after dying with a stabbing pain in my head. All i remember is the memory of a magnificient old pocket watch given to me by a mysterious old man." Jeremy rolled his eyes as he held the pocket watch in his hand. 'What kind of old-fashioned crap is this?' he muttered. 'Does the old fart think I'm some kind of time traveller or something?' Little did he know, a single click of the button would send him on a wild ride to a whole new world, leaving his skepticism and rudeness behind. (Auns - “ Fuck, you know what, since you already read till here why don’t you just read till the end”) Read more to know what happen to Jeremy Auns. What kind of adventure are await for him?

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When fear manifests itself, it can be a powerful force. It can be debilitating, can cause paralysis and can lead to dangerous decisions. It is important to remember that fear can be managed, and even used to your advantage. It is a world filled with living plants that have been formed as a result of human mistakes or errors. The world they once knew drove them crazy to exterminate every living plant. As a result, pollen was released into the atmosphere, gifting every woman with appraisal and strengthening abilities. The stronger they become their hair turns into a violet hue - brighter and transparent, capabilities beyond any weapon leading to humanity turning to drastic means. Men were recruited and their wives were locked away in glass filled with liquid-based substances with tubes connected to them, providing oxygen and sleeping-induced chemicals. For the sake of being together and away from war, some couples abandoned their homes. They were hunted down like animals and killed without a chance to explain. As a result of government decrees, civilians fleeing with their female companions can be considered a threat to their survival. Why would anyone stay in this warfare? Where men are mutated to match the strengths of women who have been turned. Women were treated like guinea pigs to be studied. It became dangerous for travellers or tourists. [This series of short stories will lead up to the Birth of New Beginnings]

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It's Bonnie Heathworth's senior year at Whitemounre University. All goes well, till she hears how everyone gossips of the new Physics Professor, Tobit Asmodeus. Eventually she meets him for herself and the moment she laid her eyes on him, she suddenly became horny. After never having looked at a man in that way before, things changes for young Bonnie as she develops a small crush for her new Physics Professor. Events do take big turn when the very same man also shares a mutual interest, but what happens when Bonnie finds out that her Physics Professor is a demon? Not just any demon, but an Incubus... ~~~ Following after My Incubus Professor, comes an anthology built by an entire collection of erotic supernatural stories. a world built around My Incubus Professor, introducing new characters and new stories.

"I think that your brother is hotter than you. I'm leaving you" Kate Roberts, a high school student, is always referred as a 'good for nothing', while his twin sister Anna Roberts, is the queen of her class and is currently dating the hottest guy of the school, Brandon Johnson, who is often called the 'prince' of Kerlin County High. He is the best at everything he does. But suddenly, he dumps Anna, know the reason why? Check out the hottest and cutest love story, but it's just a bit different....how exactly? Well, you surely checked the genres. We've got you sarcastic humour- "I'm so fucking fabulous- I pee glitter, shit cupcakes and fart rainbows!!" Relatable humour- "..... I'm experiencing life at the rate of 1000 WTFs per hour" Friendship shit humour- "Oh Kate, what are you doing?" "Oh you know, hunting elephants" Killer humour "TWO PEOPLE DIED HERE!! AND ALL YOU CARE ABOUT IS THE BROKEN GLASS WINDOW?! LIKE SERIOUSLY?!" Exaggerated humour- "You were supposed to clean a toilet! Not flush down two teachers with toilet water! How difficult was it?!" "...." Dirty humour "WHY CAN'T WE BE NORMAL?!" "Suck it, Harry" "Suck who?" "......" And of course more and more humour and romance "I love you with all my butt... I'd say heart but my butt is bigger" Time to have a laughter of your life!! "I have a bad memory" "How bad is it?" "How bad is what?" ALL I WANT IS YOU BABY!!

Ji Han, who was worried about his sister’s medical expenses, accidentally bound a money-making game. The monsters in the other world, the puzzles in the film and television world, and the forbidden tombs in the legendary world. Your game is too scary (love)! What? 50,000 for completing the task? Kill a monster and give 30,000? As an ordinary person, Ji Han shivered in the game, doing his best to complete the task to grab the head and get the much-needed monetary reward. But in the eyes of others, he is the strongest alien warrior. “Captain, the 10th team is really empty, they actually found a cowardly ordinary person.” “Fart! All the monsters in the other world were killed by him alone. You fucking call this a cowardly ordinary person?”

Bonnie Williams is a stay-at-home gamer who uses his budget to provide for himself and his parents. He plays a game similar to all games with warships included, and it is the game that granted him his fame. It is also at the victory of the final moment where somehow, as he sank the last aircraft carrier, an explosion in-game was bright enough... which brought him, alone, inside the bridge of the ship he played as: the USS Montana. He now ponders his new existence and sees if he can survive across these... unknown waters.

"if I hadn't met him I wouldn't have kill all of those people,slept with my brother in law,poison somebody and maybe live a life that's mistfull as this"