Meng Shi Zai Shang

Living his ordinary life, Arrav was suddenly ripped from reality, thrown naked into an unfamiliar world where no one understood his words. Before he could react, he was cast into a pitch-black cell, stripped of time, dignity, and even his senses. He did not eat, drink, or sleep—yet he did not die. At first, he screamed, pounded the walls, begged for escape. But as the days blurred, even his emotions abandoned him. His mind teetered on the edge of insanity, whispers in the void gnawing at what was left of him. Then, after what felt like eternity, a sliver of light pierced the darkness. But was there anything left of Arrav to step into it?

—Pillo, voy a salir a hacer algo, así que ya no puedo cuidarte más. Puedes bajar de la montaña y divertirte. Pero si no encuentras a alguien que coincida con tu Cuerpo Innato de Yang Puro en tres años, ¡estás acabado! —Estas fueron las últimas palabras que el anciano, que era el maestro de Yang Luo, le lanzó antes de desaparecer. Mientras tanto, habiendo dominado la mayoría de las habilidades de su maestro, Yang Luo bajó de la montaña y dio su primer paso en la civilización por primera vez en años. Con sus inigualables habilidades médicas y artes marciales, se embarca en un viaje, haciendo nuevos aliados y aplastando a todos los enemigos que se interponen en su camino, mientras intenta resolver su constitución de Cuerpo Innato de Yang Puro y cultivarse hasta la cima del mundo!

—Cuando un día de verano encuentras un pepino apareciendo inexplicablemente en la vagina de una hermosa mujer en la sala de estar, ¿cómo deberías salvarla? —A. Sacarlo. —B. Succionarlo. —C. **********. Años después, cuando Li recordaba de nuevo esta escena, se odiaba a sí mismo por no haber elegido la C... —¡Ay, qué es lo que me está presionando? —exclamó Meng Lin instintivamente, inmediatamente miró hacia abajo y, al ver el contorno alarmante, exclamó sorprendida—. Qianfan, ¿por qué metiste tu bastón blanco dentro de tus pantalones? ¿Tienes miedo de que alguien lo robe? ¡Deja que tu cuñada te ayude a sacarlo! Dicho esto, Meng Lin extendió su mano… —Cuñada, ¿te estabas masturbando? —fingió estar sorprendido Li Qianfan—. Se me ha caído un pepino dentro de la vagina, ¿puedes ayudarme a sacarlo? No es de extrañar que su cuñada pareciera tan sedienta; era porque a menudo no quedaba satisfecha. —Cuñada, no llores, ¡yo te ayudaré a sacarlo ahora mismo! —Tras ofrecerle consuelo, Li Qianfan colocó su palma en el muslo de Meng Lin y comenzó a moverse lentamente hacia el lugar donde estaba sumergido el pepino….

Question: "When one summer day, you find a cucumber inexplicably appearing on the vagin of a beautiful woman in the living room, how should you save her?" ”A. Pull it out“ ”B. Suck it out“ ”C.**********“ Years later, when Li remembered this scene again, he hated himself for not choosing C... --------- "Yikes, what's pressing against me?" Meng Lin instinctively exclaimed, immediately looked down, and upon seeing the alarming outline, she exclaimed in surprise, "Qianfan, why did you put your white cane inside your pants? Are you afraid someone will steal it? Let sister-in-law help you take it out!" With that said, Meng Lin reached out her hand… ------ "Sister-in-law, were you masturbating yourself?" Li Qianfan pretended to be shocked. "A cucumber has fallen inside my vagin, can you help me get it out?" No wonder his sister-in-law looked so thirsty; it was because she was often unsatisfied. "Sister-in-law, don't cry, I'll help you get it out right now!" After offering comfort, Li Qianfan placed his palm on Meng Lin's thigh and began moving slowly towards the place where the cucumber was submerged……

"I'm going out to do something, so I can't take care of you any more. You can go down the mountain and have fun. But if you can't find someone who matches your Innate Pure Yang Body in three years, you're finished!" These were the last words the old man, who was Lionel Yeager's teacher, threw to him before he vanished. Meanwhile, having mastered most of his master's skills, Lionel Yeager went down the mountain and took his first step into civilization for the first time in years. With his unparalleled medical and martial arts, he sets forth on a journey, befriending new allies and crushing all the enemies that stand in his way, as he attempts to resolve his Pure Innate Yang Body constitution, and cultivate to the top of the world!

Shen Meng is a factory worker who encountered a car accident while delivering a contract to a business partner. While she was bedridden and suffering alone, she suddenly discovered a spatial power. Before she could be happy for two days, the side effects of the space emerged, causing her to have strange dreams almost every night. Realizing the situation quickly, Shen Meng hurriedly sold her house and car and started hoarding supplies frantically in case she ended up in a place lacking food and clothing, fearing she might starve to death. While she was once again on her way to stock up, another car accident occurred. When she opened her eyes again, she had transmigrated into a period novel as a vicious supporting role doomed to a tragic end for opposing the female protagonist Jinli. Not only was her own reputation destroyed, ending in an accidental tragic death, but her four children also became extreme due to lack of guidance and frequent childhood abuse, resulting in psychological issues leading to tragic fates. Moreover, the man, who had been a soldier contributing to the country, was ambushed and hit on the back of the head, becoming mentally impaired forever, and he drowned in the river during winter while holding the clothes they married in. To change her destiny, Shen Meng had to redeem her reputation and guide the children towards good as they were descendants of a hero, and she couldn't stand watching them fall. Occupying the original body's identity, Shen Meng decided to be filial to the elderly, take care of the children, and lead the whole family towards a prosperous path. Just that the man, who always protected the country and had a lukewarm relationship with her, seemed to look at her increasingly passionately.

Shi Jin era una mujer desesperada y solo una cara bonita en su vida pasada. Fue intercambiada al nacer y criada en una familia rica, solo para eventualmente morir de una muerte horrible. Después de que Shi Jin renace, se vuelve inteligente, se encuentra con muchos patrocinadores poderosos, avanza mucho en su carrera y deja a los detractores en shock. Todos esperan ansiosos para verla desprestigiarse. La verdadera hija de la familia rica cree que si Shi Jin se quedara, podría ser utilizada como una criada extra. Su exnovio insiste en apegarse a los arreglos matrimoniales que sus padres habían acordado y casarse con la chica rica. Todos en la familia Shi creen que está acabada en la industria del entretenimiento en el momento en que deja la familia. Sus antifans sienten que la única forma en que puede salir adelante es acostándose para subir de nivel. Shi Jin recibe mucha mala prensa en línea después de ser sorprendida comiendo con el hombre más rico del mundo. Todos se burlan de ella por usar su cuerpo para avanzar en el negocio del entretenimiento. El hombre más rico del mundo se siente desconcertado: "¿Qué tiene de malo comer con mi pequeña hermana biológica?" Los paparazzi persiguen a Shi Jin durante tres días y noches cuando se registra en un hotel con una celebridad internacional. La celebridad internacional comenta: "¿Hay algún problema con discutir el guion con mi hija biológica?" Un buen día, Shi Jin termina arrinconada contra la pared por un misterioso rey del crimen global y es besada hasta que sus mejillas se ponen carmesí. Los paparazzi rápidamente guardan sus cámaras y preguntan: "¿Parientes? ¿No se han pasado de la raya con el ensayo?" El misterioso rey del crimen: "¿Tienen problemas con que bese a mi esposa?"

The engagement of the most adored daughter of the Li Family was broken off. Her furious family members railed against the heartless man and vowed to make him pay the price. * Later on, Li Qiao met her ex-fiancé’s big brother by chance. Some said he was the most mysterious man in Nanyang and his name was Shang Yu, aka Shang Shaoyan. While some others called him the overbearing and obsessive underground Overlord of Nanyang from whom everyone should stay away. Standing in the misty rain, Li Qiao gazed at the ruthless and untamed man with a shallow smile, said, “Hello, I’m Li Qiao.” She would become her ex-fiancé’s sister-in-law, if not wife. * Li Qiao and her ex-fiancé met again on the street several months later when he sneered at her, “Are you following me? Haven’t you given up hope yet?” A harsh voice berated him from behind, “Show some respect to your sister-in-law!” From now on, only one rumor was circulating in Nanyang City – The merciless Overlord of Nanyang had one woman he uncritically doted on. Her name was Li Qiao.

The new book is out! Meng Yunhan has been reincarnated back to the time of 'food coupon era', a time when people struggled with food and clothe shortages. But she is not afraid this time around. Equipped with a 'cheat code', she is ready not only to start her own business but also to grab a hold of her stoned-face brother and even support Baozi, her child. Stoned-face brother: "Wife, let's pack up Baozi and leave!" He claims that having a son who is even clingier to his wife than himself is utterly shameless! "Mommy, let's get a new daddy!" Baozi suggests. His daddy, a grown man, is still so clingy to mommy. How disgraceful! Meng Yunhan sighs: They are indeed father and son.

The Brooke and Williams families—the two most dominant wealthy families—were now bonded through marriage. As the principal figure of the marriage, Professor Williams was obsessed with scientific research, education, and psychological development. She did not have feelings for the demon king, Landon Brooke! The two of them could not even be bothered to put on a show. Tiana Williams was constantly thinking about having their marriage being annulled by the demon king! However, with their godly good looks, talent, and capabilities, their CP fans came uninvited, hoping to see snippets of them interacting with each other every day. They begged for dog food and even leaked sex tapes as they worked hard to find evidence of their love... Professor Williams finally could not take it anymore and texted the demon king: [Senior, I'm proposing to be in a fake relationship with you!] The devil: [Call me Hubby, and we'll be in a real relationship.] Professor Williams frowned. [I don't want to be in a relationship!] The devil made a call instantly. "So? I just donated a laboratory and the academic building. Last night, you said that I performed well, but you turned your back on me the next day? Have you learned how to extort people for sex and money?" Professor Williams was shocked. “I didn't! I’m… in a show right now…” Beep beep… The call ended! The viewers in the live streaming channel exploded: [Did that come from the distinguished Big Boss Shen?] [What did Demon King Shen do last night? Is it what I think it is?] [Can you give us the details? We can afford this much data, please!!!]

“Would you like to become a sect master?” Shang Di received a message ‘Sect Master? An advertisement? Why not!’ As he clicked on the message he quickly got transmigrated in a cultivation world where a system greeted him? Not just that… It was a Gacha system! Read and find out how Shang Di will progress and if he will be able to achieve to become the greatest sect master in the universe! (This is a continuation-reupload , my friend Kenny was working on this once but since his condition doesn’t allow him to write he passed the book to me.)

Frage: "Wenn du eines Sommertages eine Gurke entdeckst, die auf unerklärliche Weise auf der Vagina einer schönen Frau im Wohnzimmer auftaucht, wie solltest du sie retten?" "A. Herausziehen" "B. Saugen Sie sie aus" "C.**********" Jahre später, als Li sich wieder an diese Szene erinnerte, hasste er sich dafür, dass er nicht C gewählt hatte... --------- "Igitt, was drückt denn da gegen mich?" Meng Lin rief instinktiv aus, schaute sofort nach unten, und als sie den beunruhigenden Umriss sah, rief sie überrascht aus: "Qianfan, warum hast du deinen weißen Stock in deine Hose gesteckt? Hast du Angst, jemand könnte ihn stehlen? Lass dir von deiner Schwägerin helfen, ihn herauszuholen!" Mit diesen Worten streckte Meng Lin ihre Hand aus... ------ "Schwägerin, hast du dir selbst einen runtergeholt?" Li Qianfan tat so, als wäre er schockiert. "Eine Gurke ist in meine Vagina gefallen, kannst du mir helfen, sie herauszuholen?" Kein Wunder, dass seine Schwägerin so durstig aussah; das lag daran, dass sie oft unbefriedigt war. "Schwägerin, weine nicht, ich helfe dir sofort, sie herauszuholen!" Nachdem er sie getröstet hatte, legte Li Qianfan seine Handfläche auf Meng Lins Oberschenkel und bewegte sich langsam auf die Stelle zu, an der die Gurke untergetaucht war......

Das neue Buch ist da! Meng Yunhan wurde in die Zeit der "Lebensmittelgutschein-Ära" zurückversetzt, eine Zeit, in der die Menschen mit Lebensmittel- und Kleiderknappheit zu kämpfen hatten. Aber dieses Mal hat sie keine Angst. Ausgestattet mit einem "Betrugscode" ist sie bereit, nicht nur ihr eigenes Unternehmen zu gründen, sondern auch ihren bekifften Bruder in den Griff zu bekommen und sogar Baozi, ihr Kind, zu unterstützen. Stoned-face Bruder: "Ehefrau, lass uns Baozi einpacken und abhauen!" Er behauptet, einen Sohn zu haben, der sich noch mehr an seine Frau klammert als er selbst, sei absolut schamlos! "Mami, lass uns einen neuen Papa suchen!" schlägt Baozi vor. Sein Vater, ein erwachsener Mann, ist immer noch so anhänglich an Mami. Wie schändlich! Meng Yunhan seufzt: Sie sind tatsächlich Vater und Sohn.

Memory is power. And he has none. In a world where memories are forged into weapons, Memory Armaments shape the battlefield—and the soul. The stronger your memory, the stronger your blade. But Nie Shi is an outcast. A “Memoryless,” born without a past, abandoned by the world of warriors. Until one night, he awakens a spear soaked in blood and sorrow—a weapon formed not from his own mind, but from someone else’s forgotten tragedy. Now hunted for breaking the laws of memory and bound to a power not his own, Nie Shi must uncover the truth behind his lost past… Or be consumed by the memories he never lived.

En un mundo donde la guerra nunca cesa, el Reino de Azran se encuentra al borde de la destrucción. Cuando el poderoso Imperio de Iskers amenaza con arrasar la última fortaleza de hielo, una única figura se alza contra el destino: Yukari, la Bruja de Hielo. Con una lanza forjada en el frío eterno y un poder capaz de congelar el tiempo mismo, Yukari deberá enfrentarse a enemigos implacables, conspiraciones ocultas y un pasado que aún la persigue. Sin embargo, no está sola. En su camino aparece Hikaru, un espadachín envuelto en misterio, cuyo verdadero propósito sigue siendo incierto. Ni un aliado ni un enemigo, su presencia podría significar tanto la salvación como la perdición. Un épico relato de magia, batallas y secretos ancestrales. El invierno ha llegado… y con él, la tormenta del destino.

Feared and hated for his sinister abilities, Wei Wuxian--the grandmaster of demonic cultivation--was driven to his death when the most powerful clans united to destroy him. Thirteen years later, Wei Wuxian is reborn. Summoned by a young man who sacrificed his soul in a forbidden ritual, Wei Wuxian is now bound to seek vengeance on the stranger's behalf or risk the destruction of his own soul. But when an evil entity emerges, a familiar face from Wei Wuxian's past suddenly appears amidst the chaos--a powerful cultivator who will help shine a light on the dark truths that surround them.

Loose cultivator Shi Lang gradually found himself in the realm of invincibility. However, when he finally tried to ascend to the higher realm, the spirit of the world was nearly exhausted. So, between his ascension to a new world or the well-being of his home, he chose the latter and sacrificed his life to save the world. Nobody knew what he gave up for the world, and he told no one. Although his sacrifice had gone unsung, there was still someone who witnessed everything. A treasured artifact he carried on his body preserved his soul and let it escape a tragic end. Eons passed. The human race stepped out from the age of cultivation into an age of stellar conquest. The spirit energy in the world was now scarce, but humans found other means to excel. In this highly-advanced time, Shi Lang's soul has found a chance to be reborn. What happens when an ancient cultivator that neared the level of a deity before his first death gets a second chance at life in the space age? ... Cover Credits: ropreker#8513(discord) Fonts and Final editing credits: Not gonna tell y'all. XD

In the iridescent tapestry of Halmosian, where the firmament shimmers with nebulous luminescence and the very air hums with the arcane whispers of forgotten deities, destiny entwines two souls as disparate as dusk and dawn. One, Aleeman Hakiman, a youth of no esoteric endowment yet of indomitable spirit, bears the mantle of teen commander of the Abjannas—warriors of resolute hearts and steely conviction. The other, Wei Yang Hong, a scion prince of the venerable Weng dragon clan, once a paragon of masculine ferocity, now ensnared in the silken chains of a cruel metamorphosis. Cursed into beauteous villainy, he sheds his former self and emerges as Shi Zhao Mei, a vision of ethereal allure, her vengeance as intoxicating as perfumed venom. Bound by fate’s inexorable decree, their paths converge at the Miracheneous Academy, a citadel of erudition and eldritch mastery, where Aleeman seeks knowledge to bridge the chasm of his powerlessness, and Shi Zhao Mei weaves her own enigma, a rose adorned with unseen thorns. Yet, beyond the confines of mortal intrigue, an abyssal spectre stirs—shadow-born abominations slither forth from the chasm of another world, their tenebrous tendrils grasping at the fabric of existence itself. Like a blade bereft of an edge yet held by a masterful hand, Aleeman must carve his legend not through sorcery, but through tenacity, wit, and the unyielding resolve of a commander who leads without the shield of supernatural prowess. And Shi Zhao Mei, a paradox of beauty and brutality, finds herself entangled in the dance of salvation, her past and present warring within as she sways between vehemence and valour. Thus begins their odyssey—a struggle against oblivion, a symphony of peril and promise, a battle where steel meets sorcery, where fate’s quill inscribes their names upon the annals of Halmosian.

He just became the newly-crowned movie emperor when he died a tragic (actually, very stupid) death. On his way to cross the NaiHe bridge, he managed to evade Meng Po and not drink her soup. Thus keeping the memories of the life that he just had. But he would never have imagined that he would be reincarnated hundreds of thousands of years later. In the Interstellar era! If it happened to other guys, they would definitely want to be a mecha warrior. Don't most men dream of that at least once in their life? But sadly, that's not for him. There's only one goal in his mind - to be the number one star in the Interstellar era. With the knowledge and skills he got from his past life, he would definitely achieve it. But who was this annoying person who kept on pestering him? A certain prince smiled in a scary and crazy way: Cook food for me or else die. = a few months later = A certain prince leaned over and moved his face closer: I don't need food, I could just eat you. A bad tempered yandere gong X a reincarnated movie emperor shou *NaiHe bridge - a bridge that souls crossed to enter reincarnation **Meng Po - the lady on the Naihe bridge who gives out soup that lets the souls forget their memories, thus entering the cycle of reincarnation in a clean slate. Twitter: @tyramisu_wn IG: @tyramisu_novels

Life never seems to go Huai Shi's way. No friends, no family, no money... And when he tries to get a job with his cello at a club, he almost becomes a gigolo! This is no way for a main character with a cheat code to live... But when the supernatural finally starts catching up with him, he begins to wish it never did.

Leh Ying found herself acquainted with the higher echelons she should not aspire to, and when the profligate young master Liu Huaiying pursued her relentlessly, she had no escape. A fleeting glimpse of Young Master Xu, Xu Jingxi's appearance, had her heart fluttering, and her spirit moved; the Xu family was the center of power within Forty-Nine City, and only he could change the game. On a snowy night, by the door of the Mercedes Benz G Class, she tiptoed and gently cupped her palm to light a cigarette for Xu Jingxi. The man’s lips leisurely wrapped around the cigarette, and he leaned slightly towards her. His clear-cut face partially lowered into the backlight’s shadow, the flame at the tip of the cigarette flickered faintly between them. When he finally looked up, his eyes were calm and indifferent, and he asked in a rising inflection, “What do you want?” Leh Ying, “Only what you can give.” Others quickly realized, “That Xu Jingxi, born into high chambers, his flesh and bones saturated with a profound desire for power. For someone like him, even feelings are superfluous. What do you have to gamble your status with him?” Keeping her by his side was merely Xu Jingxi’s pastime for his loneliness. He was accustomed to acting out scenes, she never sought status, and turned to leave the capital to hold an art exhibition. Just as she packed and entered the elevator, Xu Jingxi stood tall in the center, his index finger slowly hooking the fine bone necklace at the front of her neck and gently pulling her back as she moved to step out. ** That Valentine's Day night, within the Third Ring, luxury hotels were fully booked, and some witnessed the entire BVG Hotel being reserved by Young Master Xu. What left the deepest impression on Leh Ying was the man half-kneeling on the bed, wearing a loosely tied bathrobe, biting on a pen cap, and picking up a Thin Gold Calligraphy Style brush to inscribe three characters along the edge of her collarbone—Xu Jingxi.

While excavating tombs, an archaeologist, the “red-haired witch,” causes too great a disturbance, becoming a martyr as a result of the grave chamber’s collapse. Seventeen years later, she finds herself transmigrated into the Five Regions Continent as the delinquent, Meng Fuyao, who struggles to survive in the lowest rungs of society. As a tsundere, crafty, loyal, vengeful, bold, and sharp-tongued woman, she has a unique charm that draws people around her. Follow the funny Fuyao as she defies fate and ascends to supremacy!

Meng Yu's Golden Finger was called "Corruption Strengthens Tenfold, Becoming a Demon Strengthens Hundredfold," both extremely fierce and convenient to use. "Those who consume Qi are divine and long-lived, constructing the foundation of ten-thousand generations, and on the day they achieve immortality ('Dan'), they break the self of yesteryears ('Infant'), transforming into heaven and earth, thus becoming immortals." This is the eternally correct tale of the Qi Refinement Practitioner Meng Yu's grand cultivation adventure.

As soon as Luo Yan graduated, he immediately got an offer from a prestigious gaming company. He thought all his hard work finally paid off. And he would finally reach the pinnacle of life. But then, on his first day of work, a potted plant fell on his head and he died. Surprisingly, when he thought he would cross the Yellow River, he suddenly woke up and found himself in the body of a 17 year old boy. This body had the same name as him but completely different background. Because the original was the second young master of the Luo family - one of the most powerful family in S City. Luo Yan almost cried. God probably took pity on him and decided to give him a loving family with a wealthy background. He didn't have to work hard anymore. Studying like his life depended on it and pretending to be a holy father just to cater to people. So Luo Yan decided to be a salted fish and just shamelessly sell meng. A certain male god who always bought Luo Yan's meng: Yan Yan is so cute! Why is Yan Yan so cute?? Cold faced on the outside, a cinnamon roll on the inside Gong X Super beautiful, black-belly Shou.

“Would you like to become a sect master?” Shang Di received a message ‘Sect Master? A advertisement? Why not!’ As he clicked on the message he quickly got transmigrated in a cultivation world where a system greeted him? Not just that… It was a Gacha system! Read and find out how Shang Di will progress and if he will be able to achieve to become the greatest sect master in the universe!

Your meridians cannot be cultivated? It’s ok! There is the Crazy Leveling System: Do missions, kill monsters, swallow other people’s spiritual power, make pills or forge weapons and participate in big battles. You can gain experience! EXP is too low? No worries! I have double EXP card, ten times EXP card! EXP bursts and level rises! What genius, big family young master, empire emperor, and talent? In the face of this Crazy Leveling System, they are far behind! “Huh, did I level up again?” Yi Tianyun woke up and found himself level up again… Author: Crazy Meng Meng Translator: System Translation . Com Pat reon: Pat re on . co m/System Translation

No matter how hard Arav tried to improve, he always found himself stuck in the same place—trapped in a cycle of failure. It felt as if the world had already decided his fate, branding him an outcast. No matter how much he struggled, he remained powerless, suffocated by the weight of his own shortcomings. But one day, everything changed. When he opened his eyes, the world he once knew was gone. Stripped of everything—his past, his identity, even the very foundations of his existence—he found himself standing in an unfamiliar place. Alone. Empty-handed.

After experiencing the calamity of a befallen kingdom, Princess Shivantika runs for her life and reach Shi state, where her Aunt lives. She first decides to get there and later take revenge on those who are responsible, her own brother, her maidservant and the royal concubine. But great revelations and mysteries are awaiting for her. Do you think she will ever get to know the truth? Find it in this novel

Sure! Here is the translation of the given text: "Dreamer, I am just a piece of emotionless wood, a withered tree that cannot encounter spring, and does not understand the feelings of the world, the love between people. Except for you. Only you. The first part of this text is cheerful, while the second part is painful. 'Not long for this world, because there is no deeper emotion left. From now on, no one in this world will be able to show the slightest sentiment on Wen Meng's face.' What Wu Jiu said is indeed correct; the truths of this world really are: the strongest will face humiliation, and deep love cannot last."