Humorous Western

Relentless is the story of a man who dies and awakens in a mystical world where second chances aren't just possible—they're magical. Armed with a mysterious system that grants him powers beyond imagination, Xero embarks on an endless journey of growth and discovery, determined to live the extraordinary life he never dared to in his first chance. In a realm where Eastern dragons soar alongside Western knights, where ancient mysteries hide behind every mountain and magic flows through forgotten estates, Xero learns that true power comes not from what you're given, but from seizing every opportunity to become more than you ever dreamed possible.

Klein vio comedias románticas durante toda su vida, hasta que un día, le tocó vivir una. Sin embargo, ni siquiera el humor puede ocultar la verdad tras los chistes.

Had a little drink, played a few cards. No need to work, just farmed a bit of land, no worries about food or clothing, chatted leisurely with people, did some cultivation, with a "Five Elements Spring" within my body. Made use of my many abilities to earn money. A small farmer with big ambitions, confident about acquiring land abroad, drove luxury cars, lived in Western-style houses, and made a name all over the world!

In a world similar to ours, ether appears and changes everything forever. While it grants humans unique powers, it has also brought forth the Calamities—sentient monsters with a single purpose: to wipe out humanity. The story takes place 1,000 years after the arrival of ether. We follow Sirius, a sharp-minded young man with a unique sense of humor, trying to survive in this chaos. But despite himself, he gets caught up in the pursuit of ether’s secrets and its true origin

In the sprawling cities and remote wilderness of the modern Western world, ancient forces stir. Magic has faded into myth, but spiritual cultivation still lingers in secret corners—dormant, waiting. Into this world is reborn Kael Morgan, a quiet, thoughtful man with a hidden past: he is the reincarnation of Azuran the Flame Sovereign, one of the greatest cultivators of a lost age who once ruled the Ninth Heaven with indomitable might. After a mysterious near-death experience at age 19, Kael's memories begin to flood back—visions of ethereal plains, weapon forges on floating mountains, and techniques lost to time. With his newfound awareness and ancient knowledge, Kael realizes: cultivation is still possible, but the world has changed. He must walk a new path to regain and ultimately surpass his former power.

When the Great Flood drowned Empires, Changyuan, Tangyu Empire's last airship, was appointed to an impossible task: It had to find their ally, the Sumers. A weird task, but it was the Emperor's request, which Captain Chong will try his best to complete. Would he find them? Noah and Yu could not care much, as they were too focused on their childsplay. The task would have no effect on them as long as their life on the airship was not going to be disturbed. But no one could guarantee that part. A Chinese & Western-myth inspired steampunk

In a world ruled by strength, Shiāo Fēng was born with nothing — no talent, no support, no future. Exiled to the wild, he was meant to fade away. But fate had other plans. As ancient powers awaken, his journey begins with fire, knives, and a single pot. A dark, tragic, and strangely humorous fantasy — he wasn’t born to fight, but to cook. And sometimes, that’s the deadliest path of all.

In a war-torn world where open sin became the norm and Christianity was outlawed, the selfish and destructive habits of the human race were brought into stark focus and amplified. This shift followed humanity's first esoteric contacts with otherworldly beings, revelations that opened humanity's eyes to forbidden secrets previously unknown. After the normalization of the sinful and esoteric, humans and hellspawn hybrids now live alongside one another, united within a Western Coalition led by a charismatic political figure known as the Antichrist. In retaliation for humanity's embrace of heresy, a merciless and mysterious God unleashed an army of relentless, machine-hybrid angels to purge the sins of this defiant new humanity through sheer force and bloodshed. Roaming the sin-infested wasteland once called the United States – now renamed to the United States of Gomorrah – desperate sinners known as Burdens travel the scarred land, desperately claiming pacts in the name of Satan in exchange for forgiveness of their sins.

*Shadows of the Heart* is a gripping romance-action novel set in the pulse of modern-day Lagos. It follows *Edward*, a man trying to outrun a violent past and live a quiet life in the shadows. But when a chance encounter with a fearless journalist, *Lena*, pulls him into a dangerous conspiracy, Edward is forced to choose between staying hidden and becoming the man he once was. As the city’s secrets unravel, Edward and Lena must navigate betrayal, rising tension, and an undeniable bond that could change everything. Packed with emotional depth, explosive action, and moments of dark humor, *Shadows of the Heart* is a story of healing, purpose, and the fight to protect what matters—when love and survival are both on the line.

In 2100 India, billionaire Vedanth sends his sarcastic archaeologist daughter, Myra, to uncover the Arc of Amrit—a relic tied to divine energy—with Captain Raghu, a stoic soldier, and a quirky crew: Chitti, her sarcastic AI; Hanush, a mutated warrior; Mythili, a healer; Vishnu, a singing navigator; and Pinkki, a feisty chef. Chased by Daku Devmani and Dr. Shadow across temples and jungles, they decode a cursed scroll, facing humor, romance, and danger. In a Himalayan climax, they secure an Amrit fragment, but Hanush’s secret and global relic hints promise more adventures.

VOLUME 1: THE VISION SUMMARY Genre: Comic fantasy-adventure with serious themes Tone: Balance of humor, sarcasm, danger, and emotional weight High concept: Jonah, a lazy, sarcastic, completely unqualified man, is chosen by God to be His warrior on Earth. Dropped without instructions except “fight evil,” he has only a holy sword (that talks back) and his own stubbornness. Volume 1 introduces Jonah’s calling, first mission, and first encounter with true evil, setting up the whole saga.

What if your second chance came with a twist you never saw coming? Terrchel was never meant to be human. But fate has a strange sense of humor. Thrown from the forgotten corners of existence into a world that feels both like a dream and a memory, Terrchel wakes up in a body that doesn’t feel like his own. Everything is strange—too loud, too bright, too real. And then there’s her—the woman with crimson red hair who always seems one step ahead, watching him with eyes that know too much. Where am I? Why me? And how do I carry a destiny I never asked for? This is a story about second chances, about finding meaning in chaos, and about learning that sometimes the greatest treasures are hidden in the places we least expect. It’s about feeling lost, misunderstood, and small—and still choosing to rise. With heart, humor, and a touch of the absurd, Arcadia invites you into a world where the past whispers, the future calls, and the present demands everything you've got. If you’ve ever felt like you don’t belong, this journey is for you.

This is the story of a young boy who has dreams beyond his ordinary life. Forced to live in a calm world and remain unnoticed, he is destined to become a dominator, and fate will eventually give him the opportunity he deserves. The story is set in a Western fantasy world featuring a knight and wizard system. [The pace of the story can be adjusted to keep it engaging.] [Warning] [This will not be a typical story of its genre. The main character will not possess powerful cheats or be a born genius; he is just an ordinary, mediocre boy destined to share his greatness with the entire universe.] YOO! I am a relatively new writer. English is my second language, so please don’t mind any grammatical mistakes and feel free to give me advice.......

Steven: I was happy living with my parents and younger siblings, everything was going as it should. Until one day I was out riding and saw something that would change my life forever. Little did I know that I was going to be thrown into a world of pain, strife, and conflict, where the only people I could confide in was my family, whether it was my, parents, older siblings, or younger siblings. Little did I realize that the term Love and Family Through Thick and Thin was to be come our family motto. As we tried to help those in need, no matter what race, color, religion, or species. If it needed help we would do our best, in this time of test and trials. All characters are fictional and have no connection to anyone. If the is a connection then it is a coincidence and not intentional. This story is based in the mid 1800's old western USA, as some events may conside with actual events that did happen. Thank you and I hope you enjoy the story.

** CONTAINS ADULT CONTENT** --- [Collection of short stories] --- With every full moon, a chilling mystery appears in the most unlikely places: deep within magical forests, between cyberpunk skyscrapers, in haunted taverns, or even beneath the ocean waves, the magical ice cream parlor Gelato del Peccato shows up and vanishes without a trace. Behind the counter stands the charming and mischievous Witch Zafira Blu, a master at blending secret desires with irresistible flavors. With a sly smile and eyes that seem to see right through anyone (body and soul), Zafira crafts magical ice creams capable of turning any fantasy into reality, or into deliciously sensual mishaps. At Gelato del Peccato, humans, mermaids, vampires, werewolves, androids, fairies, and creatures from every world gather, never knowing if they’ll leave laughing, blushing, in love… or just with trembling knees. Between teasing licks, unexpected encounters, and hilarious situations, each scoop of ice cream holds a different enchantment, and no one leaves the parlor without giving in to pleasure, laughter, and self-discovery. In every tale, whether it’s a quick one-shot or a ten-chapter adventure, Zafira Blu guides customers (and readers!) through bold, romantic, magical, and delightfully humorous experiences, showing that in the universe of Ice Cream: Tales to Savor, desire is just the beginning of the fun.

A NOVELETTE is a series of short stories of different genres. Romance, family,friends,love,dreams, fantasy, adventure, fiction, vampires and werewolves, history,comic, humor and horror included. A series of amazing and wonderful short stories which will be of perfect plot and storyline... happy reading

Long Fei—the Dragon of Air—is brutally betrayed by his only brother, and the Phoenix Empress pushes him off the Celestial Realm. He plummets into the Ocean Realm, where Shui Yi, an impulsive mermaid princess, sacrifices her sacred pearl to heal him—unknowingly binding their fates in a bond that ripples across the realms. Together, they’re exiled to the Mortal Realm, hunted by the Empress’s relentless claws. Haunted by fragmented memories and bound by a twisted fate, Long Fei must reclaim his power and survive a world of ancient trials, ruthless enemies, and cosmic consequences. A sweeping high fantasy of survival, destiny, and bonds beyond cultivation. A rich blend of Eastern and Western mythology.

Aria Monroe is a walking disaster in designer sneakers. With a prank record longer than her math grades and a mouth that never knows when to quit, her parents have finally had enough. Their solution? Ship her off to St. Agatha's Reform Academy for Girls-a boot camp disguised as a Catholic boarding school, run by ruler-wielding reverend sisters with no sense of humor and an endless supply of holy water. Aria plans to make St. Agatha's her personal playground of chaos-until she meets Jace Donovan, the only boy on campus thanks to a "co-ed reform experiment" gone wrong. He's quiet, sarcastic, and infuriatingly unbothered by her antics-which only makes her want to bother him more. Their rivalry sparks hilariously out-of-hand pranks, detention stints, and a slow-burning chemistry neither of them saw coming. But when they uncover secrets hidden behind the school's spotless windows and suspiciously locked doors, they realize escaping St. Agatha's might take more than clever tricks-it might take trust, teamwork... and possibly a goat. Full of rebellious humor, awkward romance, and nun-approved chaos, Reformed? Yeah, Right! is a laugh-out-loud comedy with heart-and just enough holy water to keep things interesting

In a world perceived by ordinary people as normal and peaceful, two hidden factions wage a silent war for absolute control: the Eastern Powers and the Western Powers. While most of the population lives in ignorance, a few individuals know the truth — a dangerous truth, buried under centuries of manipulation and conspiracy. Andreas Shinja is one of the few who are aware. Born into a wealthy and influential family, he possesses physical and mental abilities beyond human limits. Though raised under the influence of the Western Powers, Andreas disagrees with their methods of control and manipulation. His vision is idealistic: he seeks to change the world for the better, to free ordinary people from the grip of those who rule in the shadows. On the other side stands Subject Y.K., an experimental weapon created by the Western Powers — a one-man army, designed for mass destruction. Trained to kill, Y.K. has broken away from his intended purpose, haunted by a defining question: “What is the purpose of my life?” Unlike Andreas, Y.K. does not fight for others, but for himself. He sees the flaws in the system not out of empathy, but because it fails to give his existence meaning. As the two follow their separate paths, each driven by their own beliefs, they are drawn into a series of conflicts that reveal an even darker reality — a world filled with paranormal forces, fantastical entities, and ancient secrets.

The VR craze reaches its peak with the release of Glory Through War, the MMORPG that promises to turn the number one player into a real-life tycoon. Four friends, united by ambition and a twisted sense of humor, dive headfirst into the chaos with one goal in mind: reach the top — no matter the cost. As the virtual world becomes a battlefield, they won’t hesitate to trample anyone in their way. Races? Hierarchies? They laugh at them. White, Black, demi-human, or some absurdly rare species with powers that defy logic — no one is safe. The strategy is simple: kill, loot, and laugh while their enemies beg for mercy. —Let’s leave them without underwear. silk, if possible. — Oh, forgot the coffee filter at home, did you? — HAHAHAHAH. — Shut the hell up and get to work, you sons of bitches.

In the luminous metropolis of Tokyo, two young heirs, Renji Tachibana and Ayaka Fujisawa, are drawn into an arranged engagement by rival families that lead corporate empires. The problem? They've hated each other since they were children. Amidst sarcastic bickering, forced alliances, and family secrets, every day becomes a battle—both in business and in the heart. Can they reconcile pride, legacy... and feelings they deny even to themselves? A high-octane romantic comedy filled with sharp dialogue, humor, and the vibrant Tokyo skyline.

In "LOVE IS WORTH THE FIGHT," readers are taken on a journey through the evolving friendship and budding romance between George and Fiona; two characters who struggle to navigate their feelings for each other amidst their professional relationship. The story is filled with flashbacks that provide depth to their connection, intertwined with themes of friendship, love, and self-discovery. The narrative explores the challenges of balancing personal desires with professional responsibilities in a billionaire's world. This book delves into themes of friendship, love, and self-discovery, weaving a tale of two individuals who must confront their feelings for each other while navigating the complexities of their professional relationship. Through flashbacks and present-day interactions, readers witness the evolution of Fiona and George's bond, filled with humor, heartwarming moments, and palpable chemistry.

Author's Note: This story is heavily inspired by Lord of Mysteries—what I humorously refer to as my "make-a-wish version." Awakening in an unfamiliar body, the main character discovers he has taken over the body of a forgotten man in a fantasy world that transcends a single era. A world shaped by rituals, alchemy, divination, and the presence of mysterious deities. As he struggles to unravel his identity, he is drawn into the secrets of alchemy, ancient mysteries, and the hidden truths that shaped this extraordinary realm.

im SO sorry for writing this guys, I hope solace embraces you after the cacophony of anguished wails you will utter. Heavily reliant on dark humor, this story is not to be taken seriously.

"They called me a madman. A hacker. A pervert. I preferred the term 'Visionary Overlord in Progress.'" In the modern world, Sen Zu was a genius hacker with a cracked sense of humor and no filter. Between breaking into bank systems and flirting with anime girls on his monitor, he dreamed of one thing... Power. Then a truck ended his career... and his life. But death was just the start. Waking up in a ruined village, in a dying world ruled by martial clans, greedy sects, and collapsing kingdoms, Sen Zu receives a gift: [Lord System Activated.] [Congratulations, You Are Now Village Chief.]

13 Friends, one promise. Different journeys, one destination. A group of high school friends once in the chaos of youth made a simple promise: to reunite at one of their weddings, no matter what the future held. But as time moves on, some lose touch, others disappear completely, and life takes them in unexpected directions. Now, years later, the chance to fulfill that youthful promise has finally approached—but will everyone return? Blending humor, action, romance, heartbreak, and a dash of wit, this is the story of Sam and his quirky friendship tested by time, and the journey that follows one unforgettable reunion.

I just wanted a nap. Now they think I'm the next world saviour. Alex is your average nobody—lazy, broke, and emotionally allergic to drama. But one unlucky day, a simple act of kindness gets blown wildly out of proportion… and suddenly everyone thinks he's a secret genius, master tactician, and possibly immortal. No matter what he says or does, the misunderstanding only grows: He yawns? “He’s bored because this mission is too easy.” He gives basic advice? “Such profound wisdom!” He stumbles into victory? “The legend strikes again!” Now the world hangs on his every word, powerful enemies want to recruit or destroy him, and a devoted fan club accidentally forms a cult in his name. He just wants peace. The world wants a prophet. One thing's for sure: He may be the only person who knows he’s not special… and he’s definitely not ready to rule anything, or maybe he is. Let's dive in to know. If you're too bored from those heavy stuffs and really want something light and humorous, please give it a try, it'll not disappoint you.

In a small, prosperous town called Orrinshire, in the Western Province of the Eisenblut Empire, lives a young woman who is unaware of the great burden that lies on her shoulders. The peaceful life in the town seemed to limit her, until one day she decided to step out of the house and leave Orrinshire, seeking the meaning of the call of destiny that burned in her heart. Little does she know that her journey will become a story that echoes through the ages, filled with magical encounters, unexpected dangers, and ancient secrets waiting to be uncovered. In this adventure worthy of a Thousand Years of history, she will discover the true power within herself and a destiny greater than anyone's imagination.

Mythic Ascension: Rise of the Spear Saint Tags: Urban Fantasy • Found Family • Humor + Action • Misfit MC • Hidden Power • Smart-Mouthed Weapon • Gritty Setting • Prophecy with Punchlines Kyren Omari isn’t some chosen hero. He’s a broke teen hustling soup with a busted spear and a sarcastic younger brother. But when the sky lights up with his name and a mysterious power downloads into his soul—laughing all the way—Kyren becomes public enemy number one. Now everyone wants his head: bounty hunters, cultists, and a very formal assassin with a book that says Kyren’s story should end... immediately. He’s outgunned, undertrained, and his martial style won’t stop roasting him. So what does he do? He fights back.

TW: Black Humor