Funny Twilight

[Landwirtschaft]+[Weltraum]+[Herzerwärmend]+[Wohlstand]+[Abschaum besiegen] Mo Yan, durch eine Explosion in Asche verwandelt, wurde in alten Zeiten wiedergeboren, Sie wurde ein kleines Bauernmädchen auf der Flucht vor der Hungersnot! Über ihr ein freundlicher und gutaussehender Gelehrtenvater - nicht schlecht! Unter ihr ein lebhaftes und liebenswertes jüngeres Geschwisterpaar - sehr gut! Aber in Wirklichkeit fühlte sie sich immer wieder wie der Tod, weißt du? Auf der Flucht, ohne Essen, Trinken oder Unterkunft zu sein, war eine Sache, aber sich ständig vor bösen Jungs in Acht nehmen zu müssen, die sie gefangen nehmen könnten, um sich die Bäuche vollzuschlagen, war eine andere! Zum Glück folgte ihr der aufrüstbare Space aus dem vorherigen Leben, aber was soll's - dieser fantastische Raum mit Bergen, Wasser und Fleisch zum Essen war formatiert worden! Angesichts der verzweifelten Lage entfachte Mo Yan ihren Kampfgeist neu: Was soll's, wenn es formatiert ist, ich werde trotzdem ein Vermögen machen und meinen Reichtum direkt am Fuße der Kaiserstadt aufbauen! Berge abtragen, Obstgärten anlegen, Geschäfte kaufen, Häuser bauen... nicht ein einziges weniger! Aber... es gibt so viele grünäugige Störenfriede! Gehört dein Hof dir? Hier, ich werde dich ohne Diskussion zu Tode trampeln! Willst du meine Stiefmutter sein? Gut, dann schicke ich dir einen Haufen Witwer. Deine Mutter sucht dich? Hier, nimm die Scheidungspapiere, behalte sie und danke mir nicht! ... Was ist denn? Ein hübscher Mann macht mir einen Antrag? Äh, das... soll ich mich ihm an den Hals werfen? PS: 1. ohne Zögern auf die Landwirtschaft bestehen + untypisches häusliches Geplänkel + keine Palastintrigen 2. Der Schreibstil ist ziemlich ernst, und die Werte sind normal (abgesehen von der gelegentlichen Laune des Autors) Links zu abgeschlossenen Werken: [Abandoned Farm Girl: A Beautiful Countryside] Link: http://read.xxsy.net/info/527965.html [Die legitime Tochter des Generals, mit der man sich nicht anlegen sollte] Link: http://read.xxsy.net/info/473776.html

Foreign wish, scrambled dream. I know her wish, but does she know mine? A twilight that begins in school, bringing with it cryptic secrets. Do I really want to know... The true nature of this place? A simple story of a hero and a demon king.

A soul-stirring story of a forbidden and abiding friendship. Once upon a time, there was a girl named Anezka Orien who had been taken far away from home shortly after her birth. Her home held magic and power, wrapped in illusions. Twelve years later, she returned to Gaelen, A kingdom she had only heard about in the bedtime stories told by her foster caregiver. People called her cold-hearted, saying she was hollow and unfeeling. They warned me to stay away from her. Despite this, there was an undeniable pull toward the Queen of the Kingdom Corbin that I could not resist—a wistful ache as if our souls had met before. Once upon a time, there lived a mysterious Queen named Azara Catori, burdened by a curse as old as time. She was one of the three Ardere, fiery souls who instilled fear in the hearts of the townspeople from other elements. The Catori name was tainted with darkness and flames. They called the uncouth an oddity–an appalling figure. They advised me to keep my distance from her. Yet, there was an unshakeable yearning for Anezka Orien that I found impossible to escape. ————————————————————— Trigger Warnings : Mention of Death, Anxiety, Depression, Self-Harm. Note : Some chapters may be triggering for others but there is always a warning before reading. ————————————————————— Instagram : oykucara Pinterest : oykucara

Shiva was a 28-year-old teenager who died in a car crash and was reborn with the power of Ghost Rider in the Twilight and TVD (The Vampire Diaries) world. . . . Arthur's Note: My grammar may not be the best, but I'm working on improving it. I don't own any of the characters, only my original character (OC). I would appreciate feedback and support if you enjoy the story. I will be updating it three to four days a week.

Val Oswald, a cold-hearted and enigmatic prodigy, hides his intelligence to avoid attention. After a tragic accident takes a friend's life, he reluctantly becomes one of ten champions in a high-stakes war. Val's unique talents set him apart as he manipulates allies and enemies to further his own agenda. As he grapples with the consequences of his ruthless actions, the line between hero and villain blurs. Will Val's aversion to heroism lead to his downfall or propel him to ultimate power? In this tale of moral ambiguity, Val Oswald challenges conventional notions of heroism as a calculating anti-hero.

A centuries-old vampire-elf war rages until one elf uncovers the truth behind the conflict. His discovery leads to an unexpected love with a vampire, challenging hatred and paving the way for peace.

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Alden wasted his first life. Bound by unseen strings, his every step followed a script he never wrote. Always trapped, yet never daring to break free—until it was too late. But death was not the end. “You’ve squandered your life once. Use that memory as a reference of what not to do.” “That’s just rude.” Summoned by Asta, the enigmatic god of adventure, Alden is granted a second chance. Bestowed the title of Adventure Apostle and tasked with a single command: live a life worth telling. But reality has its own plans. A story worth telling demands struggles worth surviving, and freedom was never free. As Alden charts his path through a strange, untamed world, whispers of unseen forces and shadowy designs follow his every step. To fight or to surrender—what does it mean to truly live when the strings of fate remain firmly out of reach? A journey of curses, gods, and the fragile threads of choice begins!

--- Xanthe Redwood, the second daughter of one of California’s most prestigious families, is adored by her father but despised by her mother and sister. Born half-human, half-werewolf, Xanthe is destined to become Luna of her pack—a role that places her directly in conflict with her family’s bitter rival. Lynam Morena, the world’s most powerful business tycoon, is valued only for his wealth by his father and younger brother. In secret, he grapples with a complex heritage as part human, part witch, and part werewolf. Though outwardly cold and ruthless, Lynam’s life is a battle to claim his own identity beyond the demands of his lineage. When Xanthe and Lynam are thrust into an arranged marriage, they become unwilling partners caught between their families' old hatreds and supernatural forces that neither fully understands. Despite their pride and resentment, a powerful connection begins to spark between them. But with secrets from their pasts coming to light and a dark force threatening to consume them, they must decide whether to embrace their fated bond—or be torn apart by the very bloodlines that bind them. Will love ignite between these two conflicted souls, or will they fall victim to the ancient forces and family rivalries that haunt them? ---

Burdened by the loss of his wife, Suika Hideki struggles to find purpose in his new life as an Essential.

In modern-day Sweden, Leo and Emily, eternally 18, twin cannibals with red eyes and long white hair, conceal their dark secret. Leo, 6 feet tall with a muscular build, prefers girls, while 5.5 feet tall Emily targets men. Their bond transcends hunger: if one dies, they regrow from the other's body, feeling hunger again. Emily, deeply in love with Leo, finds solace in his presence. They evade detection by changing states every 4 years, haunted by the memory of devouring their parents at 7. Their journey is a dance of darkness and devotion, forever intertwined.

**"Twilight's Hunger"** follows Elena, a young woman drawn to the mysteries of a small town haunted by vampire legends. Her encounter with Lucian, a misunderstood vampire, leads her into a world of danger and desire. As they navigate their growing bond, they must confront a greater evil threatening both their lives and the town. Ultimately, Elena must choose between love and loyalty, leading to a dramatic showdown that will change their fates forever.

What are the pros and the cons of regressing back in time? Pros: Certainly, sure, you have a second chance. Another opportunity to fight for survival, to somehow win against the damned pest invaders, and to save the ones that you couldn’t before. But cons: It’s just impossible. Why even bother? The twin, Azia and Cyril Belmont have two completely different opinions on this matter. For Azia, this whole thing is a miracle. It isn’t just a second life for her, but for everyone on earth to once again fight for their survival. And this time, she will win. She will make sure of it. What kind of idiot would turn this down? As for Cyril, he just wonders why the fuck is he even here. How the hell is he supposed to change anything that would stop the earth from crumbling away? What? Is randomly turning left instead of going right on a sunny day would somehow miraculously stop the damn sky from tearing apart?? And who the fuck is responsible for this!? They certainly don’t have any answers. *** Author note: This story has two protagonists and will be told from both point-of-views, so the first few chapters might be a little long and rocky as some information might be repeated. But I promise it’s not going to be much, just give me some time to sort out the writing style and world’s building. Later on, they will embark on two different journeys that will make this writing approach more smooth and convenient, maybe, probably. Also, I’m very new to writing so please feel free to comment and help out this author-nim out. That’s all, enjoy the read!

This story contains Elemental magic and mysteries to come! Updates 1 chapter a day —There was a shout, and I turned to see we were surrounded by a couple dozen men dressed fully in black. “Who are you!?” Clay called to them. I pushed forward till I was standing beside him. “We are the shadows..” I stared at them. “We have come for our revenue!” The man who was speaking had a voice that was airy, almost like he wasn’t real. “We have done nothing to you!” I called out. “Have you not?“ there as an echo of high pitched chuckles. “You dirt, stole our master and brought him into this world before you killed his father.” I was lost. I couldn't tell what he was even talking about. “What master? What is his name?” I asked in a loud voice, fighting to make it sound strong. “Leonurus! He is a master of shadows, and a master of darkness.” “And how did we take him?” The man chuckled again. “You are one to talk, greedy woman, you are the one who stole him!.” He pointed at me. “What is he talking about, is he from that other world?” I shook my head. “Your cursed spells, you try to deny it!” I stepped forward away from the huddled group behind me. “I have never messed with the darkness!” He stared at me. “You are the one that took him away through birth.” It hit me and I flinched, the baby! “I don’t know where he is.” I finally said after a second. PS: There are many different POVs but only one main couple in each vol -NOT A HAREM-

A young man named Du Wei, dismissed as a “fool” and a “good-for-nothing,” endures constant ridicule and scorn. But then, he stumbles upon an unexpected chance: by selling his soul to a demon, he could seize the power to rewrite his fate. Beauty, strength, wealth, and authority—such temptations dangle before him, and Du Wei resolutely decides to step onto the path of this dark bargain. With every deal, he begins to overturn the rules of his world, carving his own road to power. No longer shackled by the label of "worthless," Du Wei embarks on the journey to rise as a force to be reckoned with, driven by a burning ambition to one day bring the entire world to its knees...

Shivering hands, tingling spine, a foreboding sense of danger I'm trembling in excitement Danger has always been a drug to Elise but unfortunately due to a warning note along with her parents body she suppressed her urge to get herself in thrilling danger but it all changed when she opened her apartment and what greeted her was an unfamiliar layout An expensive apartment that she could not afford 'How much money did it cost to make this place look so homely' She thought enviously

Twilight of the Zodiac trilogy: Book 1 · Secrets of Starlit Hearts Book 2 · Shadows of Broken Oaths Book 3 · Echoes of Eternal Flames ※※※ In the mystical Zodiac Archipelago, Seventeen Whitlock faces a dark prophecy after losing her siblings. She must unite with allies, including the enigmatic Draco de Lavissaye, to combat an encroaching darkness. As they harness their magical powers, secrets and forbidden magic threaten to unravel their bond. In a world filled with peril and intrigue, Seventeen must navigate her destiny before the shadows consume her. ※※※ To the Dreamers and the Warriors, To those who dare to challenge fate, navigate the shadows, and embrace the magic of love amidst chaos. May you find your strength among the stars and discover the power of connection in a world where destinies intertwine. Welcome to the Zodiac Archipelago—where every constellation holds a secret, and every heart yearns for its true path. ※※※ The plan is for three books, each ones with around 100 chapters, without counting the auxiliary and extra chapters of additional content. Hope you like the worldbuilding here. The romance is a slowburn in book 1. Make sure to check out all the extra and additional chapters, it'll make your experience more complete and magical. ※※※ Check the auxiliary chapter of trigger warnings, your mental health matters. ※※※ #Fantasy #Romance #Dystopian #Adventure #Revenge #Slowburn #Prophecy #R18 #Magic #Supernatural #Dark #Sarcasm #Friendship #Manipulation #Betrayal #Banter #Action #YoungAdult #CharacterGrowth #ForbiddenMagic #ForbiddenLove #PoliticalIntrigue #FakeIdentities #Spy #Liar #IdentityStruggles #Soulmates #FatedLove #FoundFamily #Zodiac #Constellations #Monsters #Grimoire #ParentalConflict #MommyIssues #DaddyIssues #Loss #Trauma #PTSD #Mystery #Quest #Mythology #Forsaken #ForsakenGods #Danger #Duality #DualPov #Cursed #FatevsFreeWill #Healing #TrustIssues #EmotionalConflict #Desperation #Sacrifice #Rebellion #PowerStruggles #Survival #Frenemies #EnemiestoLovers #EnemiestoFriends #FriendstoLovers #Enchantment #Secrets #Illusions #Worldbuilding #Transformation

Jade Smith finds herself unexpectedly transported into the world of a cliché-filled novel she once scoffed at. Trapped within the pages of "Twilight's Embrace," Jade must navigate the treacherous pitfalls of being a cannon fodder character.

《Random Stories》 [This novel is made just for fun reading purposes, cause I'm not funny] [Not every chapter will have the same storyline or character]

Want to see a funny world! Check out this book!

Edward Collins, the son of the most world know billionaire in the city of Barcelona. Edward got the greatest shock of his life, when he find out that he's a supernatural being. A one night within five months change his life. He stares at himself in the mirror with a silky long horn right on his forehead, and fangs from his mouth with claws dragging out of his hands, and his eyes turned blue,........... out of fear he staggered and his eyes became blurry,then he fainted. An unknown message change his life.

A teenager searching for their true self and the meaning of life, just like other teenagers. School life, romance, business, family-all will be experienced in time. Is it possible for someone who seems weak to endure the harshness of this world? A long journey lies ahead to reach it, to achieve what has been dreamed of for so long. A journey of a teenager until they reach old age, this is one story among the many in the world. The story of Fino Wernandes.

A mere human who ascended to the position of a god, ‘Twilight of the Gods’. After becoming infamous as an Evil God, he lost everything. His Constellation, his faith and his status. His divinity got cut off, and his divine power disappeared.“I’d like you to work with me.”That’s when the master of the Underworld, Thanatos, offered his hand… After grabbing Thanatos’s hand, ‘Twilight of the Gods’ decided to live again as the player ‘Lee Changseon’ to get back at the gods who threw him down to the underworld!‘So, I’ve really come back.’

A love story of a female survivor in a post-apocalyptic world, who struggles against the oppression from her peers and shares a bond of life and death with a sick and twisted male character during the brutal twilight of a dynasty.

In a nightmarish vision, Chiaro Crepuscule watches as everything he loves is torn apart—angelic and demonic beings ravage his world for reasons he isn’t even deemed worthy to know. Blood stains the shattered remnants of what was once a peaceful home, now a war-torn wasteland. Amid the chaos, Chiaro faces a twisted reflection of himself—an opposite who tasks him with one command: survive. Survive for those who perished. Moments later, the world shatters, and he wakes under a moonlit sky in an unfamiliar grassland. But something is wrong. Chiaro has no memory of who he is, no powers, no past—nothing but his name. Stranded in this strange new reality, he’s thrown into the heart of a kingdom’s turmoil. Verdara, a kingdom of modernity woven with wood and ancient customs, becomes the battleground of his survival. Rebels rise in search of a ruler. Ministers, lieges, and royal siblings clash in a web of political tension, while something far more sinister brews in the shadows. With no clear path, Chiaro is forced into their games—caught between power, rebellion, and secrets he doesn’t even remember. But as he moves deeper into this world, something within him stirs—a voice, a feeling, an instinct to survive at all costs. Though he has nothing, Chiaro clings to the hope that surviving is all he needs to do—because somewhere within this fractured reality lies the truth of who he really is. As the threads of his forgotten past begin to unravel, Chiaro realizes that this kingdom may hold the answers to his dreams—or the key to a nightmare far worse than he could ever imagine. But can he survive long enough to uncover the truth? Or will the darkness close in before he learns what really happened in the aftermath of his shattered world?

Ethan Firlain seorang Komikus dengan kebangsaan Rusia yang bertransmigrasi ke tubuh Korin Orkia. Korin adalah seorang lulusan Jenius suatu universitas yang terlibat dengan kasus pembunuhan. Ini adalah petualangan Ethan dan Korin dalam menguak misteri dibalik keadaan mereka. Mereka adalah "Twilight"

Yumi Yoru, is a yokai girl who's duty is to solve the dilemmas of other yokai randomly roaming freely in Japan. One fateful night while chasing a troublesome one who escaped to the UK airspace, she caught up to it and their battle began! Letting her guard down too much, other yokai were released as well! Tag along and follow tales of her adventures around all of England fixing her awful mistakes, and meets tons of interesting supernatural creatures!

Have you ever wondered what happens in the Equestria at night with the things that go bump in the night. if so well this is a story for you. I noticed that there were more My Little Pony fan fiction stuff now and I figured out how to add this one in. If you want to thank someone thank jawjoe. ps: this is Supposed to be in fanficion but accidentally put it here.