Art The Clown

Whimsical Author here once more. I've no words except I'm really really whimsy. take a look at my other works and you'll understand after taking in the common points.

Izan, a Spanish-Japanese boy who lived with his mother and sister in the heart of Valencia played for the Valencia academy since he could remember. As life fucks as all, Izan found himself being laid off by his club for being talentless. Frustrated, Izan runs around his local pitch, trying to get the news off his mind. As fate would have it, Izan gets struck by lightning which gives him a system. Izan with the system embarks on a journey to becoming 'THE' god of football. We all know he can and probably will but how does he get there? ************ 1. set in post messi-ronaldo dominant era.[2022, post-messi-ronaldo peak era in Europe] 2. Real-world likeness. 3. 1700 words on average Let's get this novel up. Help me with your power stones and reviews and share this Novel ************* Also, all rights reserved for the companies and teams and also players I use in the novel since I don't know how image rights work and I'm too lazy to search it up on Bing-, I mean google here's the discord guys https://discord.gg/B7PXyBg3 1 dragon: 2 bonus chapters 1 magic Castle= 5 bonus chapters [will be released the day following the gift] 100 Powerstones= 1 bonus chapter [released the same day] 20 golden tickets= 1bonus chapter [will be spread across the week]

In the grand weekend year, demons cause chaos, and people cannot live peacefully. Han Zheng, carrying the game setting he designed [Taotie Furnace], travels to this world. By sacrificing to the furnace, one can break through martial arts techniques. From [White Ape Extended Arm Fist] to [Ape Demon Nine Transformations]. From [Vajra Fist] to [Great Vajra Ming King Seal] and then to [Great Mighty Dragon Bodhisattva View]. From [True Martial Refinement] to [True Martial Holy Body] and then to [True Martial Indestructible Body] There are no gods in the world, hence demons run rampant, and evil spirits are everywhere. As Han Zheng kills his way through the chaotic world of demons, looking back, he has become the only true god in this world!

Qin Hao crossed into a parallel world and unexpectedly inherited the position of the current Celestial Master of the Qingyun Mountain Celestial Master's Mansion. Draped in purple robes, holding the authority of the Xuanmen sect. Bound to the Super Celestial Master System, he could earn different rewards every day by completing designated tasks. Organizing Taoist scriptures, he received the reward [Taiping Qi Technique]! Cleaning the main hall, he received the reward [Innate Golden Light Curse]! Sweeping the mountain gate, he received the reward [Soaring Immortal Step]! Pruning flowers and plants, he received the reward [Innate Yimu Qi Capture Technique]! Wiping the statues of the Three Pure Ones, he received the reward [Righteous Thunder Law]! ... He thought he could live peacefully without trouble, but unexpectedly, a photo that went viral online pushed him into the spotlight. A self-proclaimed fighting champion and male live streamer entered Qingyun Mountain, claiming to seek a man in purple robes for a challenge. A match of martial arts. The live stream was filled with over a million enthusiastic viewers. They supported the male live streamer in exposing a fraud, wondering whether the rumored Celestial Master in purple was truly as powerful as said. Under the watchful eyes of the public, Qin Hao reluctantly accepted the challenge. Qin Hao asked, 'Fellow practitioner, what shall we compare?' The male live streamer smiled confidently: 'I've heard the Celestial Master in purple is unmatched in martial arts; I have practiced free combat since I was young and have specifically come to learn something from you!' Qin Hao shook his head: 'Martial arts, I do not know.' 'What do you know then?' the male live streamer asked. Qin Hao unleashed a palm strike into the air, condensing the five thunders within his palm, and with a mighty slash. Golden thunder transformed into a blade of qi, slicing directly at the challenger. The thunder left in its wake split the 'Challenge the Celestial Master' plaque that the male live streamer had brought, right in front of the mountain gate, into two halves. Qin Hao said with a smile: 'I know thunder spell!!'

"Sword Cultivators may die standing, but they shall never live on their knees!" Xie Xuanyi fell into the Northern Sea, yet, under the nourishment of the "Undying Spring," he unexpectedly welcomed a second life. Chronic ailments had faded, and new flames reignited. A single ember can set the fields ablaze. Enchantresses, Sword Immortals, Buddhist disciples... A multitude of demons danced chaotically as a great tide approached, heralding another golden age! In his previous life, his body was frail; in this life, he would refine his body with golden vital energy, achieving indestructible, crystal-clear Vajra bones! If the three hundred flying swords of the past were all broken, then he would forge an entire Sword Qi Cave Heaven! "Talismans, formation patterns, Daoist techniques—I only know so much—" Xie Xuanyi sat alone within a great array, with his former long sword placed across his knees. "Who says the path realized by Sword Cultivators can only be the Sword Dao?"

The dimensional rifts link the earth to the Xingwu continent. This is the dawn of the martial arts era! I will be useless if I don't practice martial arts? Don't worry, I have a system that allows me to pick up attributes. When other people drop attributes during their training, I can pick them up secretly. Huh? Did you just say that beating up people will make them drop attributes too? In that case... You defeated a sword skill genius. He dropped Enlightenment×2, Sword Talent×1... You've picked them up. Your insights have improved and you've gained a beginner stage sword talent! You defeated a blade skill talent. He dropped Blade Battle Technique×1, Malicious Blade Intent×1... You picked them up and learned a rare blade battle technique! You've also figured out Malicious Blade Intent and have become extremely fierce! You defeated a physique talent. He dropped Physique Scripture×1, Holy-Blood Dominant Physique×1... You picked them up and learned a new top-grade scripture! You are exceptionally lucky to have received the Holy-Blood Dominant Physique. It can change your physique completely and you earned a god-level title 'Endless Health'. Someone killed a powerful star beast and dropped Spiritual Sight×1 and Blank Attribute×60... You picked them up secretly and receive a spiritual eye talent as well as 60 points to add to any of your current attributes! You defeat many opponents in your life. You accidentally kill an innocent devil and split the universe into two when you're practicing your blade at home. You burst the sun with your fist and the world is engulfed in darkness... That's when you realize... You're invincible!

A story about Chen Fan becoming a grand master of martial arts.Reincarnated as a teenager in an ordinary family, he achieves a martial arts legend of his own.

"Martial Arts World..." Death murmured, shocked by the turn of the events. How could he, primordial being of the afterlife, get tricked by a mere human? Not just a mere human, but also earthling, race that was weakest of the twenty realms. Death realized the extent of his mistake. An earthling had just jumped into the river of the reincarnation, where he definitely didn't belong. It was too late. The damage has been done. The matter was now out of his hands. "Kiernan Hunter..." ... Remake of the Martial Arts System, and while the concept stays the same, the story is completely different. A few names, etc, stays the same, but mostly whole new story. I've wanted to do this for a while, and now I had finally motivation to do it.

From the moment his Nana took him to see a movie, Kai was captivated by the art of storytelling. He dreamed of becoming a famous actor and living a life of luxury, but when his Nana passed away, the one person who believed in him, Kai’s dreams crumbled. Overwhelmed by responsibility and grief, he put aside his passion to face the harsh realities of life. That is, until one fateful day when he acquires the mysterious S.T.A.R System—a powerful force that promises to hone his abilities in every realm of entertainment: singing, acting, writing, dancing, and martial arts. Determined to honor his Nana’s memory and reclaim the dream he had let slip away, Kai now aims to reach the pinnacle of Hollywood—not just for fame, but to prove to himself that he can overcome the odds stacked against him. But as he rises, Kai begins to uncover secrets about the S.T.A.R. system that challenge everything he believes about fame, success, and his own identity. Romance - Of course Action - Hell Yeah Songs - Yup Movies - Yep Face Slapping - Eventually

Having been transported to a low Martial Arts world devoid of magic and bereft of ways to attain immortality, Xu Xuan had thought his life would be mired in mediocrity, sinking into the mortal world. Unexpectedly, he awakened to the existence of a Divine Mirror that connected two realms, utilizing this mirror to trade materials between the two worlds in search of opportunities for cultivation. From then on, he rose from insignificance, embarking on the path to eternal life. He obtained true enlightenment and transcended the ordinary to become holy. Between heaven and earth, I alone am immortal.

For centuries, the Forbidden Arts remained sealed away—too dangerous, too powerful, too corrupting. But when Kaelen, the last heir of the Primordial Clan, accidentally awakens the ancient power within him, the world shifts. The balance between order and chaos trembles as forgotten forces stir, and enemies who have waited in the shadows begin to emerge. Hunted by those who fear the return of the Forbidden Arts and pursued by those who seek to control them, Kaelen must navigate a world filled with treachery, ancient prophecies, and the lingering echoes of a war that never truly ended. As he unravels the secrets of his bloodline, he discovers that his legacy is not just one of power—but of an age-old battle that threatens to consume him. The path ahead is treacherous. The Fallen Ones whisper of his downfall, and the Primordial Seals weaken. With each battle, Kaelen grows stronger, but so does the darkness clawing at his soul. Will he master the Forbidden Arts, or will they claim him as they have claimed so many before? A grand mythological saga of power, destiny, and the price of wielding forces beyond mortal comprehension begins.

As an Immortal Emperor in his previous life, Liu Wuxie was one of the strongest existence in the world. But in a battle over the sky devouring divine Cauldron with the other Immortal Emperors, Liu Wuxie was forced to self detonate at the end. Upon waking up, he found himself in the True Martial Continent, in the body of a wasteel with the same name. He looked down upon as the wastrel son-in-law. But using his knowledge as an Immortal Emperor, Liu Wuxie gradually rose to being the all-mighty existance he once was. Desolate Devouring Art novel is a novel covering Action, Harem, Xuanhuan, Reincarnation genres. It is based on books from one of my favorite's Author Bridge Flying Cavalry. No copyright infringement is intended. I do not own nor claim to own the rights to any of the [type of content] shared.

A psychopathic painter grew up learning how to become the best painter in the world. His deadly painting skill earned him the title "Twisted Painter". However, one day, his eyes fell on the princess of a country whom he regarded as the best painting material. Unexpectedly, he also succeeded in his painting and modified the princess into living art, displaying his treasure of the century in public to showcase his talent. What would be the result of his action? His notoriety, which was famous all over the world, became even more widespread and his tale filled the hearts of children with fear, even in the daytime. But death doesn't show mercy on anyone, whether he is the world's best twisted painter. Death knocked on his door. ...... It seems that some big entity wanted him to spread his horrifying deed and his living painting, so he was transmigrated into the Apocalypse world. Licking his lips with a flushed face, his smile stretched from ear to ear. "There is a lot of painting material in this world." "Hahahahhh!" "Now there is no one in this lawless world to restrict me from showing my living painting." From this day, a myth spread in the apocalypse world, "It's better to die by zombies than...." "Shh! Don't mention his name or he will ...." How much mess did he create to fill the world with fear just by his name? Excerpt: "We learned to humiliate others. We learned to show off. We learned to display our superiority. But we forget that we are human. We are prone to making mistakes. So is my art. But don't worry." Pointing his finger toward the man, he slurred while saliva drooling, "With your combination, my art will reach a whole another level," while his face flushed during the whole conversation.

Sunz was born with an unknown ability given only a sword from birth but had no idea of what to do, until one faithful day his ability got reawakened and it's his choice to live his old life or explore his new one with the help of his friend Jihu. At first, Sunz was invited by Jihu to see his Grandpa's tournament in Korea. But the invitation as a Visitor soon changed to an invitation as a Contestant. Now having a chance to compete at Jihu's Grandpa's tournament to find the next member of the Water Clan. But to have a chance at competing in the tournament Sunz needs to win against one of the Inspector. Even if he can defeat the Inspector, can he defeat the other Contestants, who are there for the same reward? An inexperienced nobody joining the World of Experts. Can he survive or will he die without achieving ANYTHING?

Brielle is one of the few female hunters at the association. Dealing with useless trainees every six months, she has a low tolerance for bullshit. She no longer believes in love, and nothing will change her mind after what happened to her. She believes that the only thing she can love and trust is her job, where she helps protect the defenceless by killing those who use their abilities to get everything they want. Hunting is a thrill that she enjoys more than life itself. Having a minimalist life, the only thing at home she cherishes is her painting. A vampire that refuses to choose a partner for his sister. Ketan will do anything to protect his loved ones, even kill those that threaten his livelihood. Usually, he is calm, gentle, and collected. He stays hidden away from everyone when he does not want anything to do with individuals until the day he is captured and locked away in a dungeon. After that moment, his life changed for good. Cursing the blood that he drinks, Ketan fights against the pull of drinking more blood from the person that donated the blood. An Excerpt from the book: Brielle throws her arms around Ketan’s neck. “I was so worried about you. I did not know what you were going to do or if you would survive.” Ketan smiled and accepted her hug. “I am sorry for worrying you. I had to do what needed to be done. Besides, I knew that this was going to happen and be as painful as it was.” Brielle starts sobbing in his embrace. “I think that you should take what you need from me, Ketan. You will not be able to stand the bloodlust soon… will you?” Pushing her away before losing control. Ketan moves away from her weakly. “Stay back. I am not in control of myself right now. You should not even be here right now. Leave me alone!” Ketan holds his hand out to stop her from coming closer to him. “I can hear your pulse racing; it’s deafening.” “You were fine a moment ago; now you are you pushing me away, Ketan? I can help you.” Brielle leans down towards him and gently pulls him into her arms. “No, stop. I can’t control myself, and I would never be able to forgive myself if something happened to you. I am not a sedated beast; I lust for every drop of your sweet blood that I hear pumping through your veins, but I must resist. Otherwise, I will harm you in the worst way possible.” Ketan pushes her back and teleports deeper into the cave. “Stay back before I begin to acquire a taste for your blood. It is a deadly thing to tempt fate once again.” Brielle continues to walk into the deep dark cave towards him. “Ketan, I trust you more than I have trusted others. I know that you will not kill me. Just look at how fearful you are right now.” She finally reaches him again. Crying, Ketan grabs her from behind, sits her in his lap. One arm wrapped around her waist, the other in her hair, pulling off the right exposing her neck. Slowly he lowers his lips to her neck, licking the surface testing the flesh. His fangs rest at the hollow of her neck before carefully breaking the skin. He starts to drink her blood deeply, but as he drank, he slowly stopped and lifted his face up, crying while holding Brielle against his body crying. Blood leaking from the bite marks while some drips down his chin. Her body was being held up by Ketan, and her eyes were now closed. Her body seemed lifeless in his arms. She started to slide forward as a deadweight. Ketan catches her and holds her princess style in his lap, rocking back and forth. Crying fresh tears.

An aspiring young man life has been turned upside down after witnessing his clan massacred, now driven by revenge he will cause mayhem on all who offended him. With a sword in his hands he will walk on top of the the bones of his fallen opponents to fight for the Heaven's Will.

DON’T READ THIS BOOK! I ALREADY WARNED YOU. LIKE I SAID, THIS BOOK IS TRASH, AND I HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO WRITE! My grammar’s terrible, my sentences are a mess, and honestly, I don’t even know why you’re still reading this synopsis. If you continue, you’ll probably regret it. Your eyes might burn from the sheer awfulness of this story. You might question why you ever thought picking this up was a good idea. So, take my advice: put this book down and walk away. Or, don’t… if you’re into strange, chaotic, and wildly unpredictable adventures written by someone who absolutely doesn’t know what they’re doing. Either way, don’t say I didn’t warn you! P.S. You’ve already read this far, so maybe you’re as curious as I was clueless when I started writing this…

Shinu Tageoni is a child born into the tageoni clan. while being born his mother passes and his father resents him because of it. Shinu is the son of one of the 5 leaders of the clan. he wants to bring the clan's reputation back up and take over japan becoming the shogun. will he be successful? read it and find out :>

Everyday, 1-2 New Divine Arts

[WSA Entry 2024] ***************** A battling world. Where gods and devils roam the world. A world ravaged by war and Internal conflicts. A traveler from another world comes, bringing along doubts of his own, and gaining a spirit of revenge. He will reach the peak of this world and conquer it! But is that the end? Will he merely remain a frog in a well, being only able to see the sky above? Or will he achieve so much more... [PS: This is my first novel guys, please go easy on me. I await your guidance"^_^"]

The cultivation world is not for the weak, the journey to the top has always been filled with bloodshed. Those with weak willpower will be trampled to death. In a world where Cultivation Arts made it possible to shatter mountains and drain the seas, only with power can one survive. Kyrell Zade Evander, a transmigrated earthling found himself thrown into the chaotic world of cultivation as the Young Master of a Minor Clan. With the Spirit Serpent Art as the foundation along with his A.I. and Nanobots, he shall traverse the treacherous path to Immortality and become a Divine Being. —- Please support me in WSA 2025 by voting power stones, leaving reviews, and comments. Thank you!

Liu (Musk) is a man that is reinacanated from modern earth, in an era of primitive beasts and humans competing to reign supreme. Due to chance, he embarks on cultivation and manages to reach the limit of strength in his current world, being forced to flee due to sense of crisis he feels getting closer the longer he stays. On his escape journey in space, he is swept by void tide into another dimension. Where he finds himself a new purpose and opponents on his rise to claim opportunity for eternity. Support: https://www.patreon.com/Auroya_Ryan?utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator

This story is a masterpiece. A true work of Art. (By me, obviously!) Honestly, I was this close to dropping it. I already did, but then I saw the data—one single, vivid reader. Just one. And you know what? Screw you. I’m going to keep writing this chaotic nightmare just so you have something to read. Updates? Every weekend. How many chapters? Who knows. One? Three? Depends on my mood. But if you’re really that one persistent reader, I guess you’ve earned this: Thank you. Truly, sincerely, from the bottom of my heart. You’re the reason this story lives on.

In the quiet village of Bramm, Azure von Rex, a 15-year-old farmer’s son, dreams of a life beyond the fields. As the Harvest Festival unfolds, Azure’s thoughts drift to distant mountains and the possibility of something greater—something magical—lurking beyond his unremarkable world. His chance encounter with a mysterious cloaked figure at the festival and a young runaway named Kael sets him on a path of discovery. Determined to leave Bramm and pursue a future in the legendary city of Vendela, Azure embarks on a journey into the unknown, unsure of his potential but certain that he must search for more than what his small village can offer. As he ventures toward Vendela, the mysteries of magic, destiny, and the trials of the world beyond begin to unfold.

In the vibrant backdrop of Maplewood University, two artistic souls find themselves unexpectedly intertwined. Amelia, a shy yet passionate art student, has always felt like a quiet observer, pouring her emotions into her artwork while shying away from the world around her. Her life takes a captivating turn when she meets Eleanor, an effervescent music major who brings light and spontaneity into Amelia's carefully constructed world. When a chance partnership for a class project leads them to explore their creative talents together, a beautiful bond blossoms. As they navigate the complexities of friendship, art, and their own insecurities, both Amelia and Eleanor must confront their emotions—leaning into the fears that accompany love while embracing the joy and excitement that comes with exploring each other’s hearts. Set against the backdrop of their artistic endeavors and the magical charm of an art exhibit, “Harmony of Hearts” unfolds a tender yuri romance that showcases the beauty of vulnerability and self-expression. As the two girls pour their feelings into their art, they learn that true connection—like a harmonious melody or a striking painting—is an intricate dance of vulnerability, trust, and acceptance. Will Amelia summon the courage to unveil her heart and fully embrace her emotions? Can Eleanor help her find her voice amidst the chaos of doubt? Together, they embark on a transformative journey where each stroke of paint and every note of music intertwine to paint a vivid picture of love, self-discovery, and the joys of artistic expression. Join Amelia and Eleanor as they create their masterpiece—one that transcends art and blossoms into a profound romance that resonates through every fiber of their beings.

Yuki Mitsumu, a 20-year-old college student from the Philippines, was content with his simple, fulfilling life. He was passionate about his studies, loved anime, and enjoyed spending weekends at home with his family. That was, until one fateful afternoon when everything changed. While walking home from university, Yuki was struck by a speeding truck, ending his life in an instant. But death wasn’t the end. Yuki woke up to find himself reincarnated in a completely unfamiliar world—a world that wasn’t his own. Now a baby named Arius, he found himself abandoned in the Cepheus Empire, a place full of strange customs and even stranger people. His new life as an orphan was full of confusion and isolation, but somehow, Arius learned to survive. Five years passed, and Arius had started to adjust to his new reality, uncertain of who he was or why he was there. That was until the Nyx Family, one of the most powerful and mysterious families in the empire, took him in. The family wasn’t just wealthy—they were notorious assassins, feared and respected across the empire for their deadly skills. But why would a family of elite killers adopt a young orphan with no special abilities? As Arius begins his new life with the Nyx Family, he quickly realizes that his past life, along with the reasons behind his adoption, are tangled in a web of secrets and danger. The family’s world is one of shadows, deceit, and deadly training, where every member must prove themselves to survive. Arius, now caught in the midst of it all, must learn to navigate the perils of this new life, uncover the truth of why he was chosen, and ultimately understand his place in a world full of deadly ambition and hidden agendas.

Venzel’s peaceful life as an alchemist was destroyed when Aron, the so-called hero, followed a path that led to the ruin of his family. But Venzel isn’t just a victim—he knows the truth. This world is a novel, and Aron is a reincarnator blindly following its script. Now, Venzel is done playing by the rules. Armed with forbidden knowledge and explosive potions, he’s determined to rewrite the story. Whether it’s sabotaging Aron's destiny or making unlikely allies, Venzel will stop at nothing to take back what was stolen. Can Venzel turn the hero's tale into his own, or will his revenge cost him everything?

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