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It's Christmas eve and I barely have a place to sleep.... Everything was great until the 20the of December 2001.....

"Shall I tell you a little secret? But I have to warn you, you won't like it." No one likes spoilers, therefore, I present this to you. "Is it a book filled with spoilers or a book specifically about spoilers?" Read between the lines, that is what you do when you are eager to find out. To figure out a secret, to interpret and keep note of what there is to come. "It is kind of like that, but I would rather refer to it as a compilation or a series." "Or an outline, a note, reminder for what'll end up happening, whatever feels right to you." A story that has only one plot, universe, and meaning is not how you would describe this one. Spoiler though, you'll never be satisfied. /Extra/ "One more thing... None of this is real. Unless you know what exactly is going on."

In the small city of Ennis, Texas, Isabella has given up on love after being betrayed by her first love and best friend. Instead, she channels her heartache into her ambition, determined to work for F&B Skincare, a company inspired by her childhood struggles with expired products. But when she crosses paths with the powerful and cold CEO of F&B, a man notorious for his one-night stands, sparks fly in unexpected ways. As they enter a contract marriage, tensions rise and hidden desires surface. Can this arrangement blossom into something deeper, or will their pasts keep them locked in a battle of wills? Join Isabella and the CEO on a journey filled with intense emotions, playful banter, and the question of whether love can truly heal their wounds.

Valerian, an outcast in his own home of Elyria, a celestial realm where immortal avians live, is anything but ordinary. Born from the forbidden union of a mortal man and an avian woman, Valerian is a half-breed, bearing the wings of an avian and the soul of a human. For this, he has been shunned his entire life. In Elyria, avians live eternally, their wings symbolize their divine nature. Valerian's mother, upon his birth, was banished to the mortal plane of Eldoria—a land teeming with diverse races and cultures. This punishment was not just for their union but because of a prophecy foretelling that a child born from such a forbidden bond would bring the end of times. Stripped of her celestial essence, Valerian’s mother was forced to live among mortals. Valerian grew up in isolation, his childhood marked by loneliness and fear. Seen as an omen, he was kept locked away, his every action scrutinized. Viewing Elyria as a prison, Valerian rebelled, hoping to be cast out and find freedom. Yet, no matter his actions, the avians refused to banish him, ignoring his desperate attempts to escape. Determined to break free, Valerian takes a drastic gamble that finally grants him his desired freedom, but at a steep price. Now that Valerian has become mortal, he faces a whole new set of challenges. Struggling with an identity crisis, he must discover who he truly is: a human, an avian, or something entirely different. The story delves into the rich and varied world of Eldoria, introducing a host of mortal residents such as elves, the fey, beastfolk, wizards and witches, dragons, and many more.

Being a high-school student, Agus' only goal was to get good grades and get into university. However, a teleportation accident brought him, his schoolmates, and his teachers to a different world. Transported into a dungeon in a magical world, he found himself in a cave dungeon, facing against monsters in a deadly battle of survival. What's worse, the people with him only seem to drag him down.

After the destruction of the world, the remnants of humanity found refuge in fortified mega-cities, shielded from the omnipresent radiation that blanketed the land. These urban fortresses provided enough resources for their inhabitants to remain self-sufficient, yet the experience of life within varied dramatically based on one crucial factor: wealth. While the affluent lived like gods, the impoverished slum dwellers struggled daily for survival. Basic necessities—food, water, and clothing—became sacred treasures in the squalor of the slums. Kael, having endured the harrowing trials of the slums for 17 years, believes nothing worse could befall him. Unbeknownst to him, however, the universe has far more in store, weaving a fate that will challenge his very existence.

The story follows the journey of a young man in a world thousands of years after a great calamity that left only 15% of the global population as survivors. In order to curve extinction, the survivors became Guardians: beings that use Soul Arms and Magic as tools to fight the Nycerii and Darkpawn that almost brought about their destruction. Follow his story as he meets new friends, faces incredible dangers, uncovers hidden truths and ultimately discovers the source of all that began this strife.

WARNING WARNING!! THIS BOOK CONTAINS MATURE CONTENT. {WSA ENTRY..} Orpheus was once a young vampire, born into a family of vampires who turned him into a werewolf through the use of black magic. This transformation created a battle within him as vampires and werewolves because of a deep-seated enmity towards each other. Orpheus struggled with this duality for thousands of years and eventually learned to live with his newfound self. However, this transformation left him ruthless and cold, instilling fear in people who worked for him. Despite his fearsome reputation, there was one exception - Camilla Grande. Camilla was a young woman in her twenties who lost her parents in a devastating car accident when she was just eighteen. She had to give up her dreams of pursuing a degree and a career in dancing to start working. However, her lack of a degree made it difficult for her to find a job in a regular office. One day, while wandering the streets, she overheard someone talking about a luxurious mansion on the other side of town that needed a housekeeper. The previous staff who worked there either got fired or left on their own accord, and no one could tell a complete story about the mysteries of that house. Camilla was about to dismiss the thought, but when she heard the amount they were offering to pay, she decided to apply. Little did she know that her decision to work at that mansion would change her life forever.

[Book will resume soon.] "Princess?" A young man entered the dimly lit room. "I'm not a fucking princess! Get this in your fucking head, dumb bastard! And tell this to the rest of these crazy family members! Lemme get outta here!" She yelled while twisting around her wrist, trying to get off the ropes that were holding her back from throwing a punch at these people who kept visiting her one by one. Her so-called family. "But YOU ARE a princess." Yuden amplified the fact that she was indeed Princess Zahra. The young man smiled softly at her although the smile didn't reach his eyes. His eyes were just cold yet they had some sort of fire in them that might as well burn the person in front just by his gaze. "Should I untie you? You seem in pain," he walked closer to her. "Ha! Do you even know what pain is? Pain is you, your whole bullshit, this house, these people!" "I didn't allow you to be so rude, Princess Zahra," Yuden's eyebrows furrowed, his smile fading. Synopsis: Tiana's idyllic life as a nomad is shattered when she arrives at the capital, she is declared to be the missing princess of Averlyon! Thrown into the glamour and wealth of the royal palace, she soon realizes that something dark lurks underneath the pretty smiles and graceful curtsies. As she struggles to come to terms with her new identity, her old life seems to call her back. Years after Tiana’s disappearance, Crown Prince Yuden is still waiting for her. However, he can no longer ignore his duty. He finally agrees to marry her younger sister Layla to secure the alliance between Averlyon and Yurania. As he prepares to slip the ring on Layla's finger, a man appears and announces that the princess has been found! Although Yuden found his long lost fiancée, she was nothing like what he expected her to have become! [Webnovel Spirity Awards 2024 Entry] ONLY 18+: Violence, triggers, and disturbing scenes (No rape). A happy ending guaranteed! Don’t forget to support for more chapter release!

I’m not a good person. I’ve tried to be, truly, but it just never happened. Hopefully, in my second life I can get this whole life thing right this time around and possibly be able to find fulfilment. But why won’t the tall, dark and oh-so-dangerously handsome prince of this world leave me alone!

Death. It began washing over the earth like a plague. The plague being the sudden appearance of powerful monsters, destroying cities and killing anyone that stood in their way. But when a young boy gets confronted by these monsters, he doesn’t run or feel an ounce of fear in the face of death. He wanted to die, he wished for it. His wish… Granted. But in death comes rebirth, a new opportunity. But very few that have died to the waves of monsters have been given the opportunity, the opportunity to reincarnate together to the ground zero of this multiversal disaster. To save that world and many worlds including their own. But the very same boy decides a new route for himself. A new route for a new life. One he would hope would be better than his last. Separating from the rest that reincarnates. Being the first to reincarnate. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Warning AI is used to make the images as I can't draw whatsoever and I'm too broke to hire an artist. This novel does contain gore and smut, but hopefully, the R18 tag insinuates that. I'm writing this for fun and while I do check over my work there may be some writing or grammatical errors. Very Sorry. Please feel free to support me or my work and any comments or questions I will try my best to reply to. This is my first ever proper work and my first contracted work so I hope you enjoy it! Tags: Reincarnation, Harem, Fantasy, Yuri (only mentioned), Smut, R-18, Fantasy, Action, Adventure, Magic, Ecchi, Overpowered, Weak to Strong

Follow Frey, a typical nobody in our present world. As he experience his daily life blast away, never to return the same. Technology fades as magical skills claims its place. Being the first to ever come in contact with mana, and thereby obtain a skill, he will get a head start. To face the troubles awaiting in a changing world. He will journey to the far side of the earth, searching for his reason to live.

A mourning teenager finds a mysterious app on her phone that can cause massive chaos and destruction of all kinds. She soon discovers that she has to use the app in 3 days or she dies. Will curiosity turn into an obsession? Will she want to change her world or destroy it?

A Boring Life. Mundane. Corny. Cheesy. Secrets. Repeat. And... That's it.

Emily Carson, a fiercely independent CEO, has spent her entire career building her business empire. But when a hostile takeover threatens everything she’s worked for, she’s forced into a flash marriage with her most dangerous competitor, the enigmatic Jake Anderson. At first, Emily sees Jake as nothing more than the man who has spent years sabotaging her every move. But as their marriage becomes a battlefield, dark secrets begin to surface,secrets that reveal their rivalry is merely the surface of a much more dangerous game. Powerful forces are targeting both Emily and her company, and Jake’s cryptic warnings about unseen enemies lurking in the shadows start to seem less like manipulation and more like truth. Caught in a deadly web of betrayal, sacrifice, and lies, Emily is forced to confront the growing connection between them. The slow burn attraction she feels for Jake only complicates their relationship as they fight to protect themselves and their companies from a common enemy. But can she trust the man who’s made a career out of destroying her? Torn between the truth, lies, and the irresistible pull between them, Emily must navigate a world where love and danger are intertwined. In the end, only one thing is certain,Jake Anderson is the one man who could either save her or completely destroy her.

# MONSTERPET Mu Xuan transmigrated to a dangerous world of beast tamers. Fortunately, after he successfully formed a contract with a beast, he awakened two major cheats consecutively: bloodline extraction and merging as well as an information panel. Hence, Mu Xuan extracted bloodlines and designed the strongest beast evolution lines until he became the strongest beast tamer. The world was beneath his feet and the sky was not that far out of reach! Icy Crystal Spirit evolved into Icy Crystal Frost Polar Dragon, and then Cinder Frost Dragon and finally Ember Star Dragon. Space Tanuki evolved into Void Dragon Tanuki, and then Dimension Leaping Dragon Tanuki and finally Heaven Divine Dragon Tanuki. Heavenly Fate Illusion Butterfly… Nine Lives Reincarnation Butterfly. Destruction Demon Bear… Divine Elf Envoy... Golden Sun Crow… Old Man Time…

After a one night stand with a bartender, Jillian St Clair found the same man in his office the next day, with many thoughts running through his head, he directly grabbed him and asked if the payment for last night wasn't enough, only to meet the shocked face of his assistant and then he seemed to realize he was supposed to have a meeting with a french man today. What was his name again?

Theodore Lettore a 27 years old man working at a black company realise that his favorite novel that he's been reading for 12 years is getting cancelled. Devasted from this news as this novel was the only thing keeping going, he decides to kill himself. ...but wakes up in the hospital in a world that he knows very wells but is not his own.

Afraid of the light, addicted to blood, and immortal… When Ke Lin transmigrated to this world, he realized that he seemed to fit all the characteristics of vampires. But the problem is, he couldn’t find any records about vampires in this world! Could it be that he is the first-ever vampire in this world? He had no predecessors to guide him. And there was no system to help him. In order to understand the powers and limitations of vampires in this world, Ke Lin had no choice but conduct experiments on himself and observe the reactions of his body: [Under direct sunlight, power levels decreased by 30%] [Throat, heart, and brain are no longer fatal weaknesses] [Ordinary foods will no longer satiate hunger, only blood can restore stamina] [Holy water… wait what? Who fed me holy water!!!

Marc's life can be described as anything but easy. Growing up in an orphanage ever since he was a baby, the young man witnessed many of his friends coming and going as new families were opening up their arms for them. Always left behind, he grew up to be somehow distant yet full of life, always looking forward for the light to shine. . . And that light was named Chris.

Khazhaky Yakuza adalah laki laki yang dari dulu menganggap dirinya pembawa sial karna orang tuanya sendiri pun menganggap demikian karna siapapun yang membuatnya tidak senang atau bahkan didekatnya yang membicarakan sembarangan tentangnya pasti akan terjadi hal yang begitu sial bahkan mengerikan, dan hal itu pun sudah ada korban bahkan korbannya sendiripun kekasihnya sendiri ka yasmin yang dikabarkan meninggal dunia dalam kecelakaan maut, tapi tak lama kemudian muncullah seorang gadis misterius Lala Miuzaki dimana membuat seolah kesialan itu tidak pernah ada bahkan menganggap khazhaky adalah pahlawan dan berusaha mendapatkan hati khazhaky yang sekeras batu, namun apakah hubungan yang dilakukan lala dan zhaky akan menjadi awal hubungan yang berakhir bahagia? atau menjadi akhir yang tragis?

The woman lived a life of luxury but felt lonely because she was always neglected. After meeting the man she loved, her life changed. Clara is an independent woman who was born the daughter of a wealthy family. Her life wasn't as beautiful as it seemed. She finally chose to live her own life simply. Meeting a good man made her fall in love with him. When living a love story with the man of her dreams, she is faced with endless problems. Clara's family problems make her life uncertain. She just wants to live in peace with the person she loves.

Seui believed himself to be an extremely normal person .So he tried to maintain his life normal ( and inexplicably boring) as possible . Therefore although he was the topper in his class , had quite a background and could be said to have looks , he was not a shining existence. Rather, he was mediocre, neither eye-catching nor invisible . Until one day , he found himself transmigrated. Despite the worry , he was rather excited, and he waited obediently for his system to arrive while trying to calm down himself. Fifteen minutes : Why is the system not here yet ? One hour: It seems a bit late ah! Could it be because of the network traffic ?? Two hours: This system seems quite inefficient. Could it be low quality goods?? One day: What's wrong with this broken system ah? Why is it not arriving yet??? Four days: Wtf! , why is it not yet here ? Could it be that I have no system???!! Then what about the so called plot lines and golden fingers ?? False advertising ahh!!! I demand a refund !!

In the turbulent era of ancient West Africa, the kingdoms of Yoruba and Dahomey are locked in a bitter and relentless conflict. Adejare, a warrior prince from the Yoruba city of Oyo, is a brave and honorable leader, driven by his duty to protect his people and uphold his kingdom's honor. On the other side of the battlefield stands Nala, a fierce and skilled Dahomey warrior from the city of Abomey, known for her unparalleled prowess and unwavering loyalty to her queen. During a devastating battle near the borderlands, fate intervenes, leaving Adejare and Nala stranded and grievously injured in the dense and perilous forests that lie between their warring nations. With no other choice, they must rely on each other to survive. Despite their initial mistrust and deep-seated enmity, their shared struggle for survival forces them into an uneasy alliance. As days turn into weeks, the necessity of cooperation gives way to mutual respect and understanding. Adejare's strategic mind and Nala's combat skills complement each other, forging a bond that neither could have anticipated. Through countless trials and tribulations, they share their histories, their hopes, and their fears, gradually discovering a shared humanity that transcends their roles as enemies. This growing connection blossoms into a forbidden romance, fraught with the dangers of their divided loyalties and the constant threat of discovery. Their love becomes a fragile beacon of hope, suggesting the possibility of peace between their nations. However, this relationship also places them at great risk, as both the Yoruba and Dahomey would see their union as a betrayal. When their clandestine bond is eventually exposed, Adejare and Nala are thrust into the heart of a political and military maelstrom. They must navigate the treacherous waters of betrayal, loyalty, and the ever-looming threat of war. Their love challenges the very foundations of their societies, forcing them to make a heart-wrenching decision: to fight for their love and the possibility of peace, or to fulfill their duties to their people and risk their own destruction. In a dramatic and gripping conclusion, Adejare and Nala's courage and choices will determine the fate of Oyo and Abomey. "Hearts Across Enemy Lines" is a powerful tale of love and survival, exploring the transformative power of compassion and the enduring hope for reconciliation amidst the chaos of war.

A VRMMORPG called Alt-Line is released world-wide getting billions of people to buy and play. On release everyone who is near the game die and is reincarnated, spread across the vast and dangerous filled with adventures. Ray a young man buys Alt-Line to get away from the stress and depression of losing his sister. He joins Alt-Line on release and is reincarnated into the world of Thera, home of the Family of Sin. -------- This is my first time writing so it most likely sucks but with writing more and more I hope I can get better at it. Disclaimer: I do not own the cover. If you are the owner and want me to remove it, please DM me on Discord: syx_key

On a normal evening, a voice appeared out of no where to give an announcement all over the world, this same evening was also when Dustin was run over by a car while running way from thugs. Dustin however woke up unharmed, and learned that the world was about to go into ruins basically, and that some humans would be taken away in a few days as 'earth's warriors'. As it would turn out, on the D-day, Dustin is one of those that were taken. But, this might turn out to be an opportunity rather than a curse, as some night before this day, something interesting happened. [System activated] [Starting assimilation... Complete] [System online] [Congratulations player for being the first to awaken. Rewards will be given] . . . Author here! So, I have one thing to say. Things are not always what they seem, so don't be too quick to draw conclusions.

Gryphon Levi has always been a troublemaker, much to the dismay of everyone around him. Also to the dismay of everyone around him, they could never prove he was the source of their problems, much to Gryphyon's delight. However, when Gryphon learns something he was never meant to, his luck runs out and he's forced to make a choice that completely changes the course of his life.

In the city of Han'ei in the commoner district there was a bar in an alleyway. The alleyway itself was abandoned since only a fool would go there and risk being confronted by a thief and having their money stolen. The bar there was in a bad state with broken windows, loose boards, and cobwebs in every nook and cranny. Despite the scary and unwelcoming atmosphere there was a single person in the bar. to be more specific it was a full-cat calico demi-human that was passed out on the floor. If people saw him they would think that he got drunk and passed out if not for it being abandoned. His eyes began to slowly open and when they did he sat up. This day onward there would be rumors about a man that died in the alleyway that would forever haunt it as a ghost . Meanwhile what did this previously past out person say when he looked at his surroundings and at his body. "AAAAHHHHH!!! WHY AM I A CAT!!!!!!!".

In the gritty streets of Chicago, Detective Alex Ramirez is determined to uphold the law, even if it means facing off against the city's most notorious crime syndicate. But when a series of events leads her to cross paths with Vincent Santoro, a powerful mafia boss framed for a crime he didn't commit, Alex finds herself torn between her duty to the badge and her growing attraction to the enigmatic mobster.As they join forces to unravel a web of corruption and betrayal that spans both the criminal underworld and the police force, Alex and Vincent must navigate a dangerous game of cat and mouse, where the line between right and wrong becomes increasingly blurred. With danger lurking around every corner and secrets threatening to tear them apart, they must confront their own demons and trust in each other to uncover the truth before it's too late.In a city where alliances are forged and broken with a single word, Alex and Vincent must confront the ultimate question: can love truly conquer all, even when it means crossing lines that were never meant to be crossed? In the urban landscape of Chicago, Crossing Lines: A Mafia Detective Story is a gripping tale of forbidden love, moral ambiguity, and the blurred boundaries between right and wrong.