Naruto Fatal Joke

Breasts are NOT supposed to spontaneously grow for no reason. Women's personalities do NOT flip on their heads without warning. These are two things Tsunade believes wholeheartedly. Until Hinata's embarrassingly large girls begin to expand even bigger than before. Heralding her devolution from a sweet and innocent young lady into a foul-mouthed slut with tits like weather balloons. Tsunade intends to find out why.

"Party B must return before 10 pm. Party B is not allowed to call any other man's name. Party B must always accompany Party A on all outings if necessary. Party B shouldn't be seen in any situation with another man, causing damage to the relationship. Otherwise, Party B must be punished,' " she read aloud, her voice trailing off on the last word. "Party B would always sleep in Party A's room, and in any case, Party B is obligated to fulfil her duties as Party A's wife," her words faltering at the word 'duties'. Do the duties include... A smirk played on Zayden's lips, leaning closer to her. "Should we start with clause 5? You seem to like that one the most," he said with a grin. "What clause?" she whispered, her voice barely audible, as he planted a soft, tantalizing kiss on her neck. "We need to make babies," he added, his voice low and playful, sending shivers down her spine. ****** Life was once blissful for Zara until fate played a cruel joke, granting a wish with devastating consequences that turned her world upside down. Diagnosed with a brain tumour and given only eleven months to live, Zara was devastated as she counted down the days remaining. Then, unexpectedly, Zayden, the deadliest and most captivating billionaire, entered her life, mistaking her as his surrogate mother. With just eleven months left, Zara decided to pretend to be the real surrogate. Little did she know, Zayden had a mysterious past and identity far beyond her imagination. What will happen when Zayden discovers her as the fake surrogate? How did Zara become entangled as his surrogate? What secrets from Zayden's dark past will unfold? And what will transpire when Zayden realizes Zara was his lover from a thousand years ago?

Alexander who pose as Lex is Bridget's personal guard he's in her life to fulfill his dad's wish Bridget a caring, peaceful and humane girl tries to accommodate him with their differences will Bridget find out who Lex truly is and why he is there or will this Sharad continue and for how long

Se que ésto es una mierda.. . ¡Pero enserio! los personajes de Naruto no me pertenecen, los derechos a su respectivo dueño exepto los personajes creador por mi

She was a skilled assassin and a witch, sent on a dangerous mission to kill the Vampire King. He was everything she had been taught to hate – powerful, ruthless, and the enemy of her people. But when their worlds collide, something unexpected happens. She starts to fall in love with the being she once despised.

Josh a average highschool student dies at the hands of truck-kun and finds himself reborn in the Naruto world

In “Becoming a Femme Fatale: Embodying Confidence, Allure, and Power,” This book offers an inspiring guide for women who want to tap into their inner strength, charm and mystery to change their lives. This book goes beyond simply adopting a seductive persona; it’s about weaving the principles of confidence, independence and grace into every facet of your daily life. Across eight comprehensive chapters, readers will discover the key characteristics of the femme fatale from mastering seduction and nurturing an air of mystery to exuding confidence and refining personal style. She provides practical exercises and real-world examples that illustrate how to embody the femme fatale lifestyle in both personal and professional settings. She guides readers on how to maintain a captivating presence, forge a strong identity, and embrace their complexities with elegance and assurance. This guide transcends mere surface appeal, exploring the mindset, habits and personal development necessary to live as a femme fatale every day. It encourages readers to keep evolving, take bold steps and fully accept their sensuality and strength. The concluding chapter emphasizes how to seamlessly integrate the femme fatale identity into everyday life, offering practical tips on self-improvement, mastering social situations and incorporating the femme fatale mindset into daily practices. Whether you aim to radiate confidence in your career, add an element of mystery to your romantic life or simply become a more empowered version of yourself, “Becoming a Femme Fatale” lays out a roadmap for living boldly, passionately and without apology. With practical guidance, empowering exercises and transformative insights, this book motivates women to realize their full potential, celebrate their unique allure and become irresistibly unforgettable.

In the glittering world of Hong Kong's elite, Xu Tao reigns as the arrogant heir to the powerful Xu dynasty. Wealthy, ruthless, and accustomed to getting his way, Xu Tao's life takes an unexpected turn when he crosses paths with Wen Yinlin, a woman from his past. Yinlin, a young widowed mother, is struggling to make ends meet for herself and her daughter, Mei. She has no memory of him, but Xu Tao remembers her vividly from their time together in high school. Obsessed with reclaiming what he sees as his, Xu Tao manipulates and coerces Yinlin into becoming his mistress, using the threat of financial ruin to ensure her compliance and dependence. Caught in a web of lies, blackmail, and manipulation, Yinlin must find a way to break free from Xu Tao's control and protect her daughter, even as the ghosts of her past threaten to consume her once more.

Not being a hero isn't the issue. The only problem I'm facing right now is surviving in this world!

Lady nhung, heirloom of the Kato family, in the midst of a riot gets accused of being the fake heiresse, leading prince jun to take her place, instead of her daughter Tien. But this is not the end for her, as she happened to fall in love with a man named bai who has great wealth, power and fame, leading her to a rise in fame back in her throne...

una pesona, tras la muerte de sus padre y hermano, se quito la vida sorprendentemente aparecio en una habitacion blanca con una presencia adentro, esta presencia le dio la oportunidad de rehacer su vida en… ¿Konoha? ¡Wow esto será emocionante!

"Miles," I said again, my voice a bit shaky now. "Why did you bring me here?" He turned to face me, his expression suddenly serious. He stepped closer, and I felt my back press against the cold wall behind me. His face was so close to mine that I could feel his breath on my skin. "I like you," he whispered. My mind went blank. For a few seconds, I just stood there, staring at him, not sure if I had heard him right. Then, out of nowhere, I burst out laughing. It wasn’t that I didn’t take him seriously; I just didn’t know how else to react. Miles was not the type of person to confess his feelings like that. This had to be a joke, right? "Miles, you—" I started, but before I could finish, he grabbed me by the collar and kissed me. It wasn’t a soft, gentle kiss. It was rough, almost desperate. I froze, my mind reeling. This couldn’t be happening. But it was. His lips were on mine, his body pressed against me. For a moment, I was too shocked to do anything, but then I shoved him away with all the strength I had left, my heart racing in my chest. "What the hell, Miles?" I shouted, my voice shaking with a mix of anger and confusion. He wiped his mouth with the back of his hand, his expression calm, too calm. "I’m sorry," he said quietly. "It was just a joke." "The plot revolves around Miles and leo, two high school boys who were once friends but are now just strangers. But what happens when, one day, Miles kisses leo and tells him that he likes him? But it's just a joke....? What the heck! Leo didn't like this joke at all.

Naruto dies because of mob attack and meets Kami. Kami gives Naruto 3 wishes. No more stupid Naruto.

This is Gonna be short Chapter's ok ok, I'll try to improve it ok, And English is not my First Language so bare with it. And I don't own Naruto, And i upload whenever i want cause im lazy but hardworking, oh forgot to tell Pairings are NarutoxHinata, Idc what ya'll say, no harem to complicated and Mc gonna be Slightly OP

What if a boy traveled in world of naruto with simulation system See the journey of hyuga ren

Me? My name is Kojin Ozias. Ozias, because it wasn’t my birth name. Kojin, because I liked it. There aren’t many things I hate. And even fewer people I love, maybe just one. For that one person, I’d pay any price. Even my life feels small compared to that. But for those I hate… their lives feel like a small prize, one I wouldn't really hesitate to take. ++++ Once upon a time- Uh-uh. That’s too old-fashioned. He was just a child, innocent, with dreams of being a pilot, maybe an astronaut. Or perhaps someone as gentle as his mother. Until those dreams were shattered. The mother he thought was sweet and loving sold him off in a desperate scramble for money. Taken in by a shadowy organization, he became one of many children experimented on. Yet, his life persisted. He watched as children around him suffered, their lives ending right before his eyes. He didn’t know what the people who took him wanted. He didn’t know if they would ever let him go. All he wanted was to see his mother again, to have a proper meal, or maybe, just live without pain. But there was something he never realized. Buried deep within him was something-or someone-dangerous. Someone watching his life unfold. Someone, who never forgets to pay back. -------- Chapters will be updated every Sunday, Wednesday and Friday. Love From Author. -Romanticist.

Kerajaan konoha memiliki pewaris tahta kerajaan baru lahir, sedangkan sang pengkhianat pengkhianat dikerajaan mau merebut kekuasaan putra mahkota. Saksikan perjalanan cerita kerajaan konoha!! Readers, cerita ini buatan fans dan bukan karya asli Kishimoto! Karakter dicerita ini dibuat sesuai kartu tarot naruto yang official.

making you smile is top priority, smile always.

Traec was labeled the ruthless alpha. He always made sure that he would never have a mate in his life until he caught the gaze of a lady he saw at the restaurant. When he met Lily, he breaks his own rule. Lily is trying to escape a dark nightmare from her past. One night, while fleeing her past, she finds herself in the hands of the most dangerous-looking man she has ever seen in her life. Will Lily overcome her past? Will she find safety and security in Traec's arms, who promises her love, and faithfulness?

In the year 2000, a solar eclipse has given everyone in the world magical powers and animals turned into beast. As time flies to the modern day an Introverted teenager Named Robert Wants to understand the mysteries of this magical powers.

Dropped..... Chaoga Qianmei who traveled to the Naruto world, from a war orphan, relying on familiarity with future trends and precise calculations, step by step to become the strongest in the ninja world This is my first time translating go easy on me :) Average of 1300-1400 words per ch '-" Male Mc

Aella Diamantini's entire life changes when her father suddenly dies of cancer and she's forced to move from Los Angeles to a Victorian small city of billionaire in England, with her baby twin siblings, to live with her mother who abandoned her when she was 7 years old to marry a billionaire with son slightly older than her from his first marriage. A son that she's loathes with all her soul ever since she was a child, and had to hear that her mother had abandoned her because she wasn't as good and perfect as her son-in-law was, making her evolve a craving to be the best at everything, to be better than him at everything. Tristan De Vere Beauclerk had no idea who she was when he met him, he only knew three things: she was a Princess in the ice, she clearly hated him for some reason he had no idea of, and she was dangerous to his very soul. Meeting her felt like meeting the cause of his future death and his greatest weakness. Until a year later when that hateful hostile redhead came into his home with two small siblings, and turned out to be the mysterious daughter of the woman he had as a mother, the woman who raised him after his mom died. And the second he saw her again, he knew she was going to clash against him, in a way nobody ever dared to. But nothing will be the same after Aella is forced to kill their common enemy in the woods to save her only life and avoid something worse from happening, and Tristan is the one who comes to her aid, and against all she ever thought of him, helps her get rid of the body. No matter how hard they try to ignore the bond that formed that fateful night, fate will keep finding ways to push them to one another again. ♟️ Ongoing. Young adult dark romance. Enemies to lovers. Contains abuse triggers, sexual content, use of drugs and alcohol, and explicit deaths. ♟️ English is not my first language. ♟️ #artist #darkacademia #darkromance #death #enemiestolovers #enemieswithbenefits #figureskating #forbidden #hockeyplayer #loss #morallygrey #motorcycle #mustang #mysteriouscrush #obsession #oldmoney #possessiveness #sexualassault #stalking #vengeance #winterball #youngadult

I am a 26 year old man that died due to trunk-kun. I was a functional member of society that occasionally watch anime. My favorite would be Naruto. I always thought that if I had a system as Naruto I would be god. Never had I thought I would be come a system.

A tingle ignited at the lower part of my stomach, and I pushed him to the couch, climbing on top of him, our lips hungrily meeting again. The kiss intensified, a fervent desire to devour each other. My heart pounded, skin tingling, body ablaze with sensation. I wanted more, to be as close to him as possible. Drowning in the moment, in the feel of his lips and the press of his body, nothing else mattered. It was as if we were the only two people in the world.

Naruto is kidnapped by Orochimaru at a young age. He is rescued by The Raikage and Killer Bee and decides to go with them. My first fan fic so any criticism is welcome. Officially cancelled. Read the final chapter for more details.

Knocked unconscious by Orochimaru's attack, Naruto awakes to discover a shocking secret about himself.