Naruto Fatal Joke

(This is the first thing I'm writing so please don't be too harsh with the constructive criticism.) Ths follows a fan of the Naruto shippuden anime when he finds a video on YouTube about interesting game about the anime, the game was a walk through of the entire Naruto shippuden anime but not from the perspective of the canonical characters but a original player character allowing nearly limitless RP potential for the player and that the game is currently on early access. After seeing the video he told his friends and sent them the link only for them to find a rickroll, seeing the responses from his friends he downloaded the game to show them the game, seeing the download time he drew what he wanted his character to look like and went to sleep waiting for it to finish downloading. When our protagonist woke up from his slumber he realized that he was in a terrible situation when he saw a shrouded figure looming over him with red eyes and a blade and at that point he knew that his life would either end or it would never be the same ever again. (I own none of the Naruto shippuden characters that will be in this novel as this is in no way supplementaly related to the story as this is a fan made piece of media.)

*"Awakened in a twisted world, he has no memory of his past. Pursued by darkness, haunted by unknown terrors. Can he uncover the truth before it's too late?"

Jessica a vibrant character with an unbreakable spirit, embodying resilience and determination despite the tumultuous circumstances of her childhood. As a young girl, Jessica is full of life, her laughter echoing through the halls of her family home. She’s curious and adventurous, finding joy in the little things, like climbing trees and dreaming of far-off places. However, as her stepmother Lovelyn’s manipulations cast a shadow over her innocence, Jessica’s carefree nature is tested. Lovelyn is more than just a stepmother; she’s a complex character driven by her own insecurities and ambitions. Initially, she appears warm and nurturing, showering her new children with affection. Over time, though, her facade crumbles, revealing a ruthless side. Her cunning nature shines through in her strategic manipulations, as she forges documents and spins elaborate lies to secure her children’s wealth. There’s an irony in her actions—she believes she’s protecting her twins at all costs, yet her deceit pulls the family apart and alienates Jessica. Then there’s Damien Theduson, who bursts into Jessica’s world like a storm. He’s intimidating yet charismatic, embodying the allure of mystery. At first, Jessica is drawn to him, intrigued by the secrets he carries. As she uncovers the truth about his ties to the dark underworld, her perception shifts. Damien represents both danger and the possibility of liberation. His character evolves alongside Jessica’s, transforming from a figure of intrigue to an ally in her quest for freedom. Through her interactions with these characters, Jessica’s layers unfold. She learns to stand up for herself and cultivate her dreams, turning pain into strength. Join Jessica in her journey from being a caregiver to reclaiming her own life...

Breasts are NOT supposed to spontaneously grow for no reason. Women's personalities do NOT flip on their heads without warning. These are two things Tsunade believes wholeheartedly. Until Hinata's embarrassingly large girls begin to expand even bigger than before. Heralding her devolution from a sweet and innocent young lady into a foul-mouthed slut with tits like weather balloons. Tsunade intends to find out why.

Heartbroken after catching her boyfriend cheating with his colleague on Valentine's Day, Anya impulsively proposes to a stranger in a fit of rage. The stranger, a charming and enigmatic man, accepts her proposal without hesitation. As Anya grapples with the consequences of her impulsive decision, she discovers that her "husband" is not just a random passerby, but someone with a mysterious and powerful connection to her life. He's not just a stranger; he's her boyfriend's boss, a man known for his wealth and influence, but who has kept his true identity hidden from Anya. Now, trapped in a web of lies and deceit, Anya must navigate the treacherous waters of her unexpected marriage while uncovering the truth about her "husband" and his hidden agenda.

Like any 18 year old high school student, Kim Ji-Hye was just busy struggling with expectations and exams. The biggest worries? Overbearing parents and college entrance exams. That, of course, was the case until she accidentally found herself in an unexpected circumstance that led straight into the glowing gates of death! One moment, she was zoning out on an empty school corridor. The next? She was smack in the middle of a field that was way too over dramatic with the moon lighting up the surrounding and to add to it all, questioning all her life decisions. “What the hell? Where the HELL AM I?" Before she managed to figure out whether she had been taken hostage, sedated, or was indeed deceased, the reality had another surprise in store for her. The field evaporated. She was now in a never-ending white void. “Ah right, that is just brilliant. Another case of teleportation. Is my life really that boring that I actually find this exciting?” “Why do you think so?” a deep, unbothered voice replied. Ji-Hye screamed. Floating, there in front of her was a god that was the epitome of ‘a literal god.’ “WHO ARE YOU?” The God sighed. “Welcome Ji-Hye. I do not really know how you made it here, but… yeah, this is awkward.” Ji-Hye blinked. “Am I dead?” "Is that your final guess?" "Nope." “Then where am I?” "Alternate reality." “And how did I get here?” "Because your universe's God did an ‘oopsie’ and misplaced you." “Excuse me?” Apparently, some celestial treasure named Ezekiel was supposed to keep her safely in her time screwed up so badly that she ended up in a reality she wasn’t even supposed to exist in. THANKS EZEKIEL! "So what now?" Ji-hye asked, still trying to process the fact that divine beings are capable of making stupid mistakes The god who introduced himself in a head-turning fashion as Kashigami sighed once more. “Well, I need to send you back… but the thing is, I have no clue which universe is yours. So it might take some time.” “And how long is ‘some time’?” “Perhaps 500 years.” Ji-hye’s eyes had never been so wide. “WHAT IN THE FU–” And there started the journey which I (the author) could describe in many different ways, but for Ji-hye, it was undoubtedly the most unhinged. ✨ READ NOW TO FIND OUT: ✔ How does Ji-hye handle being an anomaly? ✔ Will Kashigami ever be useful? (Spoiler: Probably not.) ✔ Will she ever return home, or is she stuck in this SPACE WARP forever? 5K VIEWS CELEBRATION! JOIN THE DISCORD SERVER https://discord.gg/9Y2KUg3e code is "Ji-hye"

【Crazy Reborn × Foodie Transmigrator】 When he held the knife of self-destruction and pierced through the hearts of two people, he smiled and said that he wanted to be buried forever on Valentine's Day. Reborn on the day he first saw her in the mental hospital, Henry Smith was surrounded by twisted mental power. This time, he had sharpened the shackles in advance - even if he had to break all her wings, he would raise the holy sister into his exclusive creeper. Forced to become the affectionate female lead, Clara Jones stumbled back when she saw the wedding ring handed to her. When the boy wrapped her wrist with a blood-stained ribbon, she trembled and took out a chocolate bar: "Little brother, do you want some dark chocolate to calm your nerves?" On the day when Wenya's bamboo horse sent the wedding dress, he crushed the ribs that stored the crystal core; When the thunderous ability user Lei Ming came to save the scene, he broke the wrist bone of the man holding the gun. All men who try to take away her gaze are made into wandering puppet zombies. "All doomsday dawns should be burned to ashes", moist fingertips roll over the cream at the corner of her lips, "I want my sister's eyes... only reflecting the blood-colored aurora of the demon king." Sick Notebook Double main line before and after wearing the book: It turns out that the hidden layer of the wedding ring cut open by the original owner at the end contains her implicit love for the sick younger brother (pseudo-sea king true salvation) Reverse ability: Mental control madman × space materialization foodie (whenever there is a crisis, the female lead will materialize a luxury sashimi platter) Doomsday Rose Tattoo: The blood-stained white ribbon at the beginning → the satin ribbon wrapped around the wedding dress → the baby blanket ribbon throughout the article [heart] Now, the fox-eyed younger brother is tilting his head to untie your nurse's uniform buttons, and the ice ability user in the distance is collapsing—— Push open / Use cheese cake to block his mouth

Daily Update! "Party B must return before 10 pm. Party B is not allowed to call any other man's name. Party B must always accompany Party A on all outings if necessary. Party B shouldn't be seen in any situation with another man, causing damage to the relationship. Otherwise, Party B must be punished,' " she read aloud, her voice trailing off on the last word. "Party B would always sleep in Party A's room, and in any case, Party B is obligated to fulfil her duties as Party A's wife," her words faltering at the word 'duties'. Do the duties include... A smirk played on Zayden's lips, leaning closer to her. "Should we start with clause 5? You seem to like that one the most," he said with a grin. "What clause?" she whispered, her voice barely audible, as he planted a soft, tantalizing kiss on her neck. "We need to make babies," he added, his voice low and playful, sending shivers down her spine. ****** Life was once blissful for Zara until fate played a cruel joke, granting a wish with devastating consequences that turned her world upside down. Diagnosed with a brain tumour and given only eleven months to live, Zara was devastated as she counted down the days remaining. Then, unexpectedly, Zayden, the deadliest and most captivating billionaire, entered her life, mistaking her as his surrogate mother. With just eleven months left, Zara decided to pretend to be the real surrogate. Little did she know, Zayden had a mysterious past and identity far beyond her imagination. What will happen when Zayden discovers her as the fake surrogate? How did Zara become entangled as his surrogate? What secrets from Zayden's dark past will unfold? Check out my facebook page to get more info on update -Author Resonate Discord Server- https://discord.gg/nfeHFk5Twa

Annalise Katz is one of the top agents at the CIA. She’s smart, fearless, and always gets the job done. But when a series of brutal murders points to the powerful Moretti cartel, Anna is forced to go undercover. Her mission? Get close to Ezra Moretti, the dark and mysterious heir to the Moretti empire. Ezra isn’t like the usual criminals she’s dealt with. He’s calm, unpredictable, and way too attractive for his own good. Anna knows she should keep her distance, but the deeper she gets into his world, the harder it becomes to tell what’s real and what’s part of the game. But while Anna is busy trying to figure out Ezra, someone else is watching her. Someone who’s been watching for a long time. A killer who leaves cryptic symbols and brutal messages behind, making it clear: Anna is his, and anyone who gets close to her is as good as dead. Now, with a stalker in the shadows and a cartel kingpin in her sights, Anna must figure out who she can trust before it’s too late. One wrong move, and she’ll lose everything—including herself. V⁠●⁠ᴥ⁠●⁠V

"I remember her, she was a great fuck. A smoking hot body and a virgin to boot. She didn't stop fighting me and you know how much I like it when they struggle. Who would have expected a virgin in a strip club! What a night." He smiled as he thought about her, she had refused his advances, but no one turns him down and lives. Her struggles only inflamed his passions, and he took her hard, bound and gagged, again and again in the private room of the club as she fought to get free.

A minor Naruto fan is transported to Naruto as Naruto watch as he makes a name for himself in the ninja world first time writing so go a lil easy on me this book is highly inspired by the wind calamity so don't be surprised when there are some inspiration

This is Gonna be short Chapter's ok ok, I'll try to improve it ok, And English is not my First Language so bare with it. And I don't own Naruto, And i upload whenever i want cause im lazy but hardworking, oh forgot to tell Pairings are NarutoxHinata, Idc what ya'll say, no harem to complicated and Mc gonna be Slightly OP

He knew his clones were solid but someone finally clues him in that he can learn with them. Armed and ready, a simple idea would lead to a child's understanding of what a badass really could be. Cause if you can spam suicide clones, why not make it fun?

A boy with Naruto System transport another world. How will be his journey?

Cherish Battle is the daughter of the smartest and wealthiest man, a living legend. Despite her celebrity status, she has no interest in fame or the spotlight. For Cherish, life revolves around two things: staying at the top of her school and earning a place in her father's company, where cutting edge research on alien life defines their legacy. To her, senior year isn't about prom or graduation like it is for her classmates, it's preparing to take over the company that once saved humanity from extraterrestrial threats. But everything changes when her father makes one shocking decision: hiring her classmate save the world

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Omer has a knack for finding humor in the most unexpected places. From his witty comebacks to his lighthearted pranks, Omer's life is a whirlwind of laughter and surprises. But behind his sharp sense of humor lies a deeper story—one of resilience, self-discovery, and connection. "Joke With Omer" is a heartwarming tale that weaves comedy with moments of introspection, as Omer navigates the ups and downs of friendship, love, and the challenges that life throws his way. This book invites readers to see the world through Omer's unique lens, where every situation holds the potential for a laugh and a lesson. Whether it's turning everyday chaos into comedy or uncovering joy in the darkest moments, "Joke With Omer" is a celebration of the healing power of humor and the importance of never taking life too seriously.

They say when life gives u lemons make lemonade and that is exactly what I did. A normal college student who was the pride of his parents who had everything in life saw him self in the most unfortunate ,most beautiful mistake of his life. welcome to the life of lucas who fell in love with a big boss mafia leader who is feared by everyone both males and females. What happens when this two meets and falls in love? What happens when their love is considered a taboo? what happens when the might mafia leader goes against all odd to get what he wants? ............................. Extraction..... "You belong to me and me alone if I can't have u no one can" said Ace as he looked at luke "You can't keep me here against my will"luke said as he he glared at the imposing man who has him pinned down on the floor "and let go of me this instant you beast" "stop moving or you will regret it" Ace said as he........... Read more to find out.....

Se que ésto es una mierda.. . ¡Pero enserio! los personajes de Naruto no me pertenecen, los derechos a su respectivo dueño exepto los personajes creador por mi

Josh a average highschool student dies at the hands of truck-kun and finds himself reborn in the Naruto world

In “Becoming a Femme Fatale: Embodying Confidence, Allure, and Power,” This book offers an inspiring guide for women who want to tap into their inner strength, charm and mystery to change their lives. This book goes beyond simply adopting a seductive persona; it’s about weaving the principles of confidence, independence and grace into every facet of your daily life. Across eight comprehensive chapters, readers will discover the key characteristics of the femme fatale from mastering seduction and nurturing an air of mystery to exuding confidence and refining personal style. She provides practical exercises and real-world examples that illustrate how to embody the femme fatale lifestyle in both personal and professional settings. She guides readers on how to maintain a captivating presence, forge a strong identity, and embrace their complexities with elegance and assurance. This guide transcends mere surface appeal, exploring the mindset, habits and personal development necessary to live as a femme fatale every day. It encourages readers to keep evolving, take bold steps and fully accept their sensuality and strength. The concluding chapter emphasizes how to seamlessly integrate the femme fatale identity into everyday life, offering practical tips on self-improvement, mastering social situations and incorporating the femme fatale mindset into daily practices. Whether you aim to radiate confidence in your career, add an element of mystery to your romantic life or simply become a more empowered version of yourself, “Becoming a Femme Fatale” lays out a roadmap for living boldly, passionately and without apology. With practical guidance, empowering exercises and transformative insights, this book motivates women to realize their full potential, celebrate their unique allure and become irresistibly unforgettable.

In the glittering world of Hong Kong's elite, Xu Tao reigns as the arrogant heir to the powerful Xu dynasty. Wealthy, ruthless, and accustomed to getting his way, Xu Tao's life takes an unexpected turn when he crosses paths with Wen Yinlin, a woman from his past. Yinlin, a young widowed mother, is struggling to make ends meet for herself and her daughter, Mei. She has no memory of him, but Xu Tao remembers her vividly from their time together in high school. Obsessed with reclaiming what he sees as his, Xu Tao manipulates and coerces Yinlin into becoming his mistress, using the threat of financial ruin to ensure her compliance and dependence. Caught in a web of lies, blackmail, and manipulation, Yinlin must find a way to break free from Xu Tao's control and protect her daughter, even as the ghosts of her past threaten to consume her once more.

Not being a hero isn't the issue. The only problem I'm facing right now is surviving in this world!

Lady nhung, heirloom of the Kato family, in the midst of a riot gets accused of being the fake heiresse, leading prince jun to take her place, instead of her daughter Tien. But this is not the end for her, as she happened to fall in love with a man named bai who has great wealth, power and fame, leading her to a rise in fame back in her throne...

"Miles," I said again, my voice a bit shaky now. "Why did you bring me here?" He turned to face me, his expression suddenly serious. He stepped closer, and I felt my back press against the cold wall behind me. His face was so close to mine that I could feel his breath on my skin. "I like you," he whispered. My mind went blank. For a few seconds, I just stood there, staring at him, not sure if I had heard him right. Then, out of nowhere, I burst out laughing. It wasn’t that I didn’t take him seriously; I just didn’t know how else to react. Miles was not the type of person to confess his feelings like that. This had to be a joke, right? "Miles, you—" I started, but before I could finish, he grabbed me by the collar and kissed me. It wasn’t a soft, gentle kiss. It was rough, almost desperate. I froze, my mind reeling. This couldn’t be happening. But it was. His lips were on mine, his body pressed against me. For a moment, I was too shocked to do anything, but then I shoved him away with all the strength I had left, my heart racing in my chest. "What the hell, Miles?" I shouted, my voice shaking with a mix of anger and confusion. He wiped his mouth with the back of his hand, his expression calm, too calm. "I’m sorry," he said quietly. "It was just a joke." "The plot revolves around Miles and leo, two high school boys who were once friends but are now just strangers. But what happens when, one day, Miles kisses leo and tells him that he likes him? But it's just a joke....? What the heck! Leo didn't like this joke at all.

Naruto dies because of mob attack and meets Kami. Kami gives Naruto 3 wishes. No more stupid Naruto.

Me? My name is Kojin Ozias. Ozias, because it wasn’t my birth name. Kojin, because I liked it. There aren’t many things I hate. And even fewer people I love, maybe just one. For that one person, I’d pay any price. Even my life feels small compared to that. But for those I hate… their lives feel like a small prize, one I wouldn't really hesitate to take. ++++ Once upon a time- Uh-uh. That’s too old-fashioned. He was just a child, innocent, with dreams of being a pilot, maybe an astronaut. Or perhaps someone as gentle as his mother. Until those dreams were shattered. The mother he thought was sweet and loving sold him off in a desperate scramble for money. Taken in by a shadowy organization, he became one of many children experimented on. Yet, his life persisted. He watched as children around him suffered, their lives ending right before his eyes. He didn’t know what the people who took him wanted. He didn’t know if they would ever let him go. All he wanted was to see his mother again, to have a proper meal, or maybe, just live without pain. But there was something he never realized. Buried deep within him was something-or someone-dangerous. Someone watching his life unfold. Someone, who never forgets to pay back. -------- Chapters will be updated every Sunday, Wednesday and Friday. Love From Author. -Romanticist.

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