Humour In Crime

"Don't you have someone waiting for you in Itaca Captain? Maybe a wife or a son?!" I was so furious I didn't even notice the complete shock on Odysseus' face, and his shock rapidly turned into anger as well. "WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?! YOU KNOW THERE'S NOBODY IN ITACA WAITING FOR ME!" "HOW DARE YOU TALK LIKE THAT? WHAT ABOUT PENELOPE AND TELEMACHUS?!" "WHO THE FUCK ARE THESE PEOPLE NOW?!" And that was the moment everything I thought I knew crumbled. [!attention! Detected false knowledge and incongruity within the soul] [please remember that the odyssey from your world is a fiction created several hundreds years after the story took place] [this is not a book]

[Ding! You've gained 1 million views! The city’s most beloved heroine has fallen for your mysterious charms!] [Miss Mercury is obsessed with your streams. She’s on her way to meet you!] [Heroic factions are closing in on your location, but the Mindbender Heroine is aiding your escape!] [Ding! 10,000 views! You've gained 5,000 Credits and unlocked Stealth Mode (Tier 1)] [Ding! 1 million views! Rope Girl has noticed your mysterious charm and can't get you out of her mind!] [Ding! You’ve saved the city’s lower districts while taking down three corporate-backed heroes. Lady Fortress is secretly watching your stream, intrigued.] In Metro City, where huge corporations and flashy superheroes rule the skyline, everyday people are just bystanders in the ongoing battles between heroes and villains. At the center of this chaotic city is Scott McQueen, an average guy with one big dream: becoming a cool, shadowy antihero. Scott fantasizes about scaring off criminals while serving justice from the shadows. But there’s a catch—this world is full of flashy, attention-grabbing superheroes who hog all the spotlight. One night, everything changes for Scott. He stumbles upon the Harem Streamer System, a strange, almost-living program that offers him a shot at fame. With this system, Scott can live-stream his nightly antihero activities, gaining views and donations from fans all over the world. The catch? The more viewers he gets, the more heroines fall for him. Plus, with the growing fanbase, he earns rewards like money and powerful gear, boosting his chances of becoming the hero he’s always wanted to be! “Bahaha! The whole world is going to bow to me very soon!” He's not only wanted by the Hero Agency. He's not only wanted by mega-corporations. He's not only wanted by enemies he's destroyed. He's also wanted by superheroines!

After losing his parents, Arslan stumbles upon a weird floating screen that shows off his stats and abilities. Totally confused but kind of excited by this new power, he quickly finds himself in hot water when some shady loan sharks come knocking for repayment on his parents’ debts. With the clock ticking, Arslan gets pulled into a dangerous world of crime, where he has to deal with all sorts of sketchy characters. To make it out alive, he realizes he might need to tap into his darker side and step up as a crime lord, turning his tough situation into a chance to take control. ============ Please leave a review and add the story to your Collections. Use your power stones to support the story. Thanks for reading

How would you feel when you died and saw yourself in the future but this future is not one you wished for even your enemy to wake up to. When Captain Aria, a decorated soldier medic, is killed in battle, she is mysteriously transported to a damaged future, where she must navigate through an apocalypse, she must confront her own mortality, and fight to restore hope in a desperate world. In the year 2024, Captain Aria , a highly skilled and fearless soldier medic was part of an elite special forces unit. During this critical mission, she was fatally wounded and left for dead. However, Aria's death is only the beginning as She was thrown through time and space to the year 2178, where a catastrophic apocalypse has transformed the world into a wasteland. Aria awakens in a harsh, unfamiliar landscape that has been scarred by environmental disasters, nuclear devastation, and mutated insects. The once blue skies is now a toxic haze that reeks of ash and smoke. Aria was determined to survive this apocalypse and as she struggles to survive with her marine skills, she discovers some scattered survivors and someone she held dear. *** Released times are every day. I might release from 1_4 chapters a day so expect to read continuously. hehe ******** NOTE: This book is participating in Cupid Quill October so please your vote, gifts and comments is deeply appreciated

R18-FANTAY HAREM-ISEKAI- Welcome to Astra, a fantasy place where only ladies live, because all the men have vanished! The way these women make babies is a big mystery with the help of old, magical stuff. But, oh no! Something went wrong with the baby-making magic. The Empress of Astra, had a crazy idea to fix it. She uses a special power to bring heroes from other worlds to help out, but here's the twist: she might get a bad guy instead, and they can be anyone from a kid to a super-mean criminal! Now, let's meet Theo. He's just a regular teenager, minding his own business, when BAM! He gets zapped by a white light and ends up in Astra. He's not scared or mad like everyone else would be. The Empress is really confused because normally people go nuts when this happens to them. She's like, "Is this kid okay? Or is he playing some sneaky game?" The Empress feels really bad for pulling him into her world without asking, so she lets him take a nap. But, she's got spies watching him like a hawk because she's not sure if he's a good guy or a bad guy. What's going to happen to Theo? Will he save the day, or will he be the one to mess it all up? Stay tuned, because it's going to be a wild ride full of surprises and excitement! Free NSFW & ARTWORK on My Patreon : patreon.com/Som_Me ***The following content may contain explicit sexual material that is intended for mature audiences only. Viewer discretion is advised.***

Olivia Grayson has always had a knack for finding stories others shy away from. Her latest investigation into a string of mysterious deaths in New York leads her into the hidden underworld of vampires. The victims are drained of blood, and no one seems willing to discuss the details—except for Olivia, whose stubborn nature drives her to dig deeper. When she crosses paths with Dante, Nikolai, and Lila, a trio of powerful vampires who have been secretly pulling the strings in the city’s supernatural circles, she realizes she’s stumbled into something far bigger than a simple crime story. The vampires, fascinated by her boldness and determination, seduce her into their world, where love, danger, and immortality blur into one.

Amara Aryanti is a smart and ambitious professional woman, working as a project manager at a large technology company. With a simple family background in the village, Amara grew up with a strong determination to achieve success and help her family who had struggled for their education and future. Her skills and dedication made her known as an independent and brave person in making decisions. On the other hand, Raka Pratama is the sole heir of a large company in the construction and real estate sector. His life has always been surrounded by luxury and great responsibility. His father, a successful businessman, suddenly fell ill, leaving Raka with a great burden to maintain the sustainability of his family's company. Although he looks cold and firm on the outside, Raka actually has a soft side that is rarely known by those closest to him. Fate brought Amara and Raka together in an unexpected situation. Amara's family faced a financial crisis that almost made them lose their home and small business. In this desperate situation, Amara received a surprising offer from the Pratama family—a contract marriage with Raka. This marriage was arranged to improve the image of Raka's company in the eyes of the public and investors, as well as provide much-needed financial assistance to Amara's family. At the beginning of their contract marriage, Amara and Raka's relationship is full of tension and misunderstandings. They have to pretend to be the perfect couple in front of the public, but behind the scenes, they struggle to understand each other and find a way to live together. Raka, who is usually strict and distant, begins to see Amara's perseverance and intelligence. Meanwhile, Amara discovers Raka's humane and caring side hidden behind his cold demeanor. As time goes by, their relationship begins to change. Although initially full of conflict, their honesty and togetherness in facing various obstacles make their feelings begin to grow. They have to face many challenges, including pressure from Raka's family who feel Amara is not worthy of him, as well as intrigue from business partners who do not agree with their marriage. The story climaxes when a major crisis threatens Raka's company. Amara and Raka must work together to overcome this problem, and in the process, they realize that true love has grown between them. However, a decision must be made: will they continue this marriage based on true love, or separate after the contract ends?

Abaddon is a noble-born boy in a world where superpowers determine a person’s value. Though his father is the strongest human on the continent, Abaddon is born powerless—a disgrace in royal circles. His early life is filled with pain, but just as things seem to improve, his family is betrayed and massacred by the very gods they worship. Abaddon is then sold into slavery and used as a human shield in dangerous magical explorations. On a mission to a beast-infested island, he dies, but his intense desire for revenge prevents his soul from moving to the underworld, Xerathar. This act of defiance draws the attention of Kaelar, the Primordial of Chaos, who offers Abaddon a pact: the power to kill the gods in exchange for freeing the Primordials. Kaelar creates a new heart for Abaddon from his essence—the Chaotic Heart of Ashura. Reborn with this power, Abaddon embarks on a relentless journey to destroy the gods, retrieve his family’s souls from Xerathar, and endure immense pain for the sake of love and vengeance.

The first day of school doesn't go as planned. Nikko is late and he's literally running to school. He's so nervous, and the random guy that laughed at him while rushing through a crossroad, didn't add up to his mood.... *I am not an owner of the cover photo*

A female recluse devoid of proper friendship tragically meets her end after making goals for herself. Through her demise she's given a grace which is to help her in the new world she encounters. However, she'll slowly come to terms that the grace is neither a blessing nor a curse. Just like her grace, her new life proves the same outcome. How is she gonna make her way in the new world she's come across.

Menceritakan tentang selebritis cantik, yang akan membuka club olahraga Rugby, Tenis, Bulutangkis, Basket, Renang dan Menembak. Namun akan dia mulai dengan Rugby terlebih dahulu. disaat pembukaan club rugby, ia bertemu banyak pendaftar yang memiliki badan atletis dan wajah tampan, tidak hanya itu ia juga meeting dengan karyawannya yang akan menjadi pelatih rugby yang berusia 40-50an yang masih sangat atletis. tak lupa jika dia seorang wanita juga, yang akan tergoda dengan banyak pria di sekelilingnya, dan kini pandangannya fokus ke arah pria berjaket merah yang sedang menulis biodata. itu dia... kekasihnya!

An asteroid fell on Earth causing the existence of eliens. Humanity suffer the most every time the eliens attack, and hope was lost. That was during the scientists era, now the military era, technology is well developed to fight against the eliens. Still with technology, humanity suffer when the eliens attack. But there's Hope in humanity that, onday they will achieve success over the eleins. "But who is yet born to achieve that?".

Romance , betrayal Lillian been an orphan since her college days ,she's been struggling to pay bills and sponsoring her younger brother Richard education . Lillian is hardworking ,honest and brave . She stop her education after college working part time jobs just to carter for her needs . But she got an opportunity to further her education through scholarship. Lucas Gray is a CEO of a renowned company , a rich guy born with a silver spoon . He's 27 years old his parents has been urging him to get married but he's scared of marrying a woman who's after his wealth and fame . He decided to hide his identity in order to find true love but one sunny afternoon Lucas went to a restaurant to have lunch then he met Lillian since he fell in love at first sight .

Every investigation that gets assigned to S.C.I team are mass murders that are committed by unpredictable serial killers who use gruesome methods of slaughter. However , amidst the glory of crime scenes and the fiery battle of wits, the love of the young men still blooms.

In a world where humanity keeps declining, just like today's reality, we see how our protagonist Kiyoshi's life unfolds piece by piece.

22 thousand in the future humankind has Earth has grown to be an empire spanning across dozens of star systems 6 great houses now govern The Empire the Nova Imperia what does the future hold in store how will the m.c evolve and grow what threats lay waiting for the Main Cast Read and enjoy In the Starz

Generations after the mechanic wars landed on Xandria and supposedly destroyed everything that was magical and pure, the planet is now ruled by powerful Royal houses and is at a fatal risk of reliving its years of death. The Skyfall prophecy spoken years ago when the mechanic wars ended seems to be getting closer to completion with every breath. War is brewing...

Three years ago, Su Luo was betrayed, his cultivation stripped away, leaving him a powerless live-in son-in-law, scorned and humiliated. But now, he has returned as a sovereign, unrivaled across the heavens and earth. With world-defying medical mastery in one hand and unparalleled martial prowess in the other, he proclaims: This time, I will make the world tremble at my name and quake at the sound of my voice.

Bravery in Silence is a captivating tale of love, loss, and the courage to face one's fears. Set against the backdrop of a war-torn nation, the story follows the lives of two young lovers, Anya and Ivan. As their country descends into chaos, they are forced to make heart-wrenching decisions and endure unimaginable hardships. Their love story, a beacon of hope in a world shrouded in darkness, becomes a symbol of resilience and the power of the human spirit.

second chances don't always come with a guarantee, but sometimes........some times, love deserve a replay meet Emily Patel, a strong-willed and independent woman who thought she had found her forever love in Ryan Thompson. but life had other plans, and they went their separate ways, leaving her heartbroken. Emily Patel thought she had forever closed the chapter on love. heartbroken and shattered, she believed she'd never again experience the thrill of falling in love. the memories of her past relationship with the charming and captivating Ryan still lingered, a constant reminder of what could never be. year's went by, and Emily built a fortress around her heart convincing herself that she was better off alone. but fate had other plans, when she least expected it, she him. a kind, gentle, and handsome stranger named David Grayson, who challenged everything she thought she knew about love As she slowly let her guard down, Emily discovered that her heart was still capable of beating for someone new. but the fear of getting hurt again loomed large.

Takahashi Takeshi, a 17 year-old guy lives in Minato, Tokyo; frenzies never stop there. He gets sick of it and moved to his clan’s territory: Shinagawa, Tokyo. When he got there, he met once again Suzuki Rikuu, Suzuki Akari, and Kato Ichika. The four of them were the protagonists in the story. Together with their clan, they solved crimes and mystery; they didn’t stop until the local Tokyo blamed them for a crime. They now need to conceal themselves while solving mysteries and crime. Their main goal as a clan is to stop the biggest crime empire in Tokyo and kill the crime facilitators.

giberish (fmO)

Two Men fell In love with each other, they both love each other deep down in their heart so the universe killed One of them and the one had to suffer from his death. but decades past both of them got reincarnated, where same sex relationship isn't forbidden. in there past life both of them promised with with each That they will be waiting for each other in their Next life. But Allan lost his memory and couldn't remember anything because of his past life trauma before. but his lover Leo keep loving him even if he has no memories.